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Dave & Chuck the Freak have been talking to Jason about his penis problems for a while now and he finally went in to get his scope done on Friday. Find out what happened during the procedure.
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00:00Real! Be-bew! Be-bew! Be-bew!
00:02Playing with your toys again, Chuck?
00:04Yeah! Cotton Candy 5-Hour Energy Flavor is back!
00:07It makes me feel like a kid again! You should try it!
00:10Akhbogosh and B'gorn, wait, David's here!
00:12Oh, there he is! Be-bew!
00:20Speaking of messes...
00:21Mm-hmm.
00:22Make me one of those espresso...espressos or whatever.
00:25We have been following closely the tales of Jason's wiener.
00:28Oh, yeah.
00:31When do you say it like that?
00:33The tales of Jason's wiener.
00:36It's like a scroll we open.
00:38The tales of Jason's wiener.
00:41Hey, hey, hey.
00:42Honestly, I've never thought about another man's wiener.
00:46More.
00:46More.
00:47In fact, I had to text him on Friday after his procedure because I'm like,
00:52I got to stop thinking about you, dude.
00:55How's your wiener?
00:56I left him alone.
00:57So for those that don't know, he was team two stream,
01:02which means he was peeing in two different directions.
01:05Some sort of something.
01:07I think it was much even more.
01:08It was more troublesome even than just a double stream.
01:12Yeah, as we've talked about it more, he's kind of revealed the truth.
01:16He has to sit to pee because it's that out of control.
01:19I believe.
01:20That's not true.
01:20You know when you have a.
01:22No, I stand.
01:23You know when you have.
01:25I thought you said you sit.
01:26It's just precarious.
01:27Yeah.
01:28If I stand, I got to be very careful.
01:30Dave has made up a whole thing.
01:31I know.
01:31I could have swore you said you sit.
01:34Sometimes I do.
01:35Okay.
01:36It's kind of like a hose.
01:38I imagine it like a hose where you put your thumb over it and all hell breaks loose.
01:42Sometimes.
01:43Yeah.
01:43And sometimes it's just really weak.
01:46Sometimes it takes a little while to empty.
01:48Yeah.
01:49And that's what causes it to split.
01:51Oh, wow.
01:52Into two.
01:53So you went to see a dick doc and he said, all right, we're going to scope it.
01:56You're going to come back.
01:57We're going to get a little camera in there.
01:59We're going to shove something down.
02:00We're going to sound you and see what's going on, which led to a ton of people that have
02:05had that done, sending us all sorts of emails, advice, trauma, like the stuff people have
02:13gone through emails.
02:14I never shared with Jason because it was too much.
02:16Yes.
02:17Some of the stuff that people have after this, something's in their dick is crazy.
02:22But yeah, ask for extra lube was the number one tip that everyone gave us.
02:27I said, can you give me all that?
02:29You did you.
02:30And he said, excuse me.
02:31I said, can you give me all that?
02:33Give me all that.
02:33I was told that I should ask for all of it.
02:37And he's like, yeah, I'll give you all of it.
02:40Thank you, sir.
02:40This is the doctor.
02:41This is like the help, the nurse, I guess.
02:44The male nurse.
02:45Yeah, the male nurse.
02:45So two men fondled you on Friday.
02:47At one point, yeah, there were two men.
02:49Yep.
02:49On him.
02:50All up in my stuff.
02:51Yeah.
02:51He got the forehander.
02:53I did.
02:54It was not relaxing.
02:56Oh, no.
02:57I bet it wasn't.
02:57Walk us through how it went.
02:58I bet it wasn't.
02:59Because I did clear it with Jason that he's okay to talk about this before.
03:02Okay.
03:02All right.
03:03We're not just bringing this on.
03:04I'm not springing it on him.
03:05I made sure he was okay to give us an update.
03:07Tell us how it went from beginning to end.
03:09I'm nervous, right?
03:10Of course you are.
03:11Super nervous.
03:12Yes.
03:13And they take me in the room and I got to give a sample and I'm waiting and waiting.
03:17And then it was almost like panic that I was in the room.
03:20He's like, well, we need to get him in the other room.
03:22So then I got to transfer to the other room.
03:24And he's like, take your pants off.
03:26Oh, yeah.
03:26But you can leave your socks and shoes on.
03:28I'm like, well, that's nice.
03:29Well, that's, yeah.
03:30And then it's comforting.
03:31Cover yourself.
03:31I'm going to clean you up.
03:33And I'm like, what is clean me up?
03:34Clean you up.
03:35What does that mean?
03:35I'm like, what is clean me up?
03:36And I didn't say, you know, I cleaned myself up.
03:40Oh, that's right.
03:41You're already taking care of the bush.
03:42I thought I was going to have to get shaved, but I didn't.
03:44He just had to iodine me, right?
03:46Cover me with the goo or whatever.
03:49So then I see the scope.
03:51It's like, it's big.
03:52What are you talking about?
03:54Okay, so bigger than like this Sharpie.
03:57That's like what?
03:58Yeah, that's it.
03:59Oh, no.
04:02I can't put a Sharpie down there.
04:04The size of a Sharpie.
04:05Yeah, but so he tells me that's not what the size of the actual camera is, right?
04:09It's like in some tube, and then the camera shoots out of it, right?
04:14Shoots out.
04:15But then I see the syringe full of a substance, and that's the numbing gel, right?
04:22So I thought they would like numb the outside first, and that's not what happens.
04:27No, they shove it in.
04:28So he's like, I got to shoot this down.
04:30So he's like, that is probably going to be the most uncomfortable part.
04:35He puts the needle, the needle goes right in your pee hole.
04:37So this isn't a needle, it's just a syringe.
04:39It's a syringe.
04:40It's just like...
04:41That he puts in the tip, and so no numbing, like I have nothing, right?
04:46No Valium, just me.
04:48Oh, yeah.
04:48And he shoots the gel, the whole, all of it.
04:52And I can't explain the feeling.
04:57I went right to Beach Boys.
04:58I went right to like Hezbollah, I don't know.
05:01I'm not sure.
05:02I can't explain the feeling of like a gel being shot down, though.
05:08You can't explain it.
05:10Could you feel it?
05:11It's like, think about just sticking something down it.
05:14Cold.
05:14Yeah.
05:15Oh, I can't.
05:16It was painful.
05:17Was it painful?
05:20And he's like, almost done, almost done.
05:22Oh, no.
05:23And then it was like numb, right?
05:26Okay.
05:27But you can see the panic in the doctor and the nurse, because they know how awkward and
05:34uncomfortable it is.
05:34Yeah, right.
05:34They have penises.
05:35So they're like, all right, you ready?
05:36We're going to do this thing.
05:38So he's like, you can watch on the camera if you want.
05:40And I was like, no.
05:41Don't.
05:41Oh, my God.
05:41Just pretend like it's not happening.
05:43No way.
05:44No way.
05:45He's like, so we're in and everything looks okay.
05:47Did you feel him go in?
05:48I didn't know he was in.
05:49Wow.
05:49No, he's so numb.
05:50But now, now, I need you to take a really, really deep breath in and blow it out really
05:57hard.
05:58I'm like, okay.
06:00So I breathe in.
06:01And as I'm blowing out, the most intense pressure I've ever felt in my entire life.
06:06What?
06:06Because this is him going deep past.
06:10And I might have been the most animated person they've ever had.
06:14I don't know if it's a normal reaction, the way I was breathing.
06:17What'd you do?
06:18I'm like.
06:21Like you're having a baby.
06:23Like hardcore.
06:24I was breathing so hard.
06:26And he was like, are you okay?
06:27Are you okay?
06:30Because I can't describe.
06:32Pregnancy breath.
06:33What it felt like.
06:35When he went past.
06:36Because I felt all of that.
06:37There's no numbing in any of that.
06:40There's no numbing.
06:40Oh, there was no numbing beyond the door.
06:43No, because it was only in your pee hole.
06:44Yeah.
06:46So then it's in.
06:46Do you have.
06:47Was there pain or just a pressure?
06:50It was pressure.
06:50It's more uncomfortable than painful.
06:52Okay.
06:53Right?
06:54It didn't last long, right?
06:55No.
06:56I mean, they want it to be over as fast as I do.
06:59Because you know that it's not a normal thing.
07:02But the whole time that's happening, you feel like you have to pee.
07:05But that's because he's like filling it with water.
07:08Oh, my God.
07:09And I'm being.
07:09I'm covered.
07:10It's almost like I'm pissing myself with these two guys holding me.
07:14Jesus.
07:14Because I can feel the water.
07:16I can feel the water.
07:17Like rushing out of you.
07:19And I'm like, I have to pee.
07:20And he was like, so pee.
07:21And I'm like, but I don't want to pee on you.
07:23And he's like, you're supposed to pee on me.
07:25Be on me.
07:25You're supposed to pee.
07:27And I was like, okay.
07:28I don't want to pee on you.
07:29I'm like, I'm trying to let it out.
07:34I don't want to pee on you.
07:36You can't let it out.
07:37You peed on two men.
07:39He's like, it's not pee.
07:40It's water.
07:41You know, it's like whatever the substance is.
07:43He's peed on two men.
07:44And he's like, all right, everything looks good.
07:45Everything looks good.
07:46And it was over.
07:47But like, as soon as it was over, I was like, I had my hands, right?
07:53Yeah.
07:53I was just like, what the app?
07:55You were violated.
07:56Yeah, I let out a what the app.
07:58And he's like, are you okay?
07:59You said what the app?
08:01I was like, oh, yes.
08:03They're used to it.
08:04I was like, brrr.
08:07I was very animated.
08:09Very animated.
08:09And they looked at me like, are you all right?
08:12Yeah.
08:13And then everything's fine.
08:14They didn't find anything?
08:16There's no strictures.
08:17There's nothing in the bladder.
08:19Great.
08:19Good.
08:20There's no tumors.
08:20Nothing foreign.
08:21That's amazing.
08:22So there's just some stuff I got to do.
08:24But then I made a sounding joke.
08:25Oh, no.
08:26The nurse didn't know what sounding was.
08:29No.
08:29Explain to them.
08:30You don't do that for a living and don't know what it is.
08:33So the nurse, I said.
08:34The male nurse.
08:35I said, like, I don't understand how anybody can sound.
08:38And the nurse said, I'm sorry, what?
08:40And I said, I don't know how anybody can sound.
08:42And he said, can you not hear me?
08:44And I said, no, no, no, no, no.
08:46You should just abandon it.
08:46Sound.
08:47They thought they were like, this is the first case of a man getting a penis scope going down.
08:51And then it goes deaf.
08:51Like, they were very concerned that I couldn't hear sound.
08:56I can't hear you.
08:57Dave, what's wrong?
08:58I can't hear you.
08:59Why not?
09:00What are you saying?
09:01Oh, my God.
09:02Are you still in my dick?
09:03No.
09:03Did I piss on you?
09:05Help.
09:05Yes.
09:06What?
09:06You pissed on two people, Dave.
09:08Huh?
09:08Very concerned.
09:10Then I just said, I don't know how anybody can do it.
09:12And the doctor said, there's so many guys that come in with strictures and stuff.
09:16And they don't reveal until after the fact that they're into sounding.
09:20Oh.
09:20So they see it.
09:21But the guy was like, what's sounding?
09:23He lies.
09:24He knows what it is.
09:26Well, they put it in for sexual gratification.
09:29To explain it to them?
09:31Yes.
09:31Like, if you're in this business, you should know that.
09:33Oh, they should.
09:34I'm like a horrible patient.
09:36I think they were like, this guy.
09:37Get him out of here.
09:38He's like, you can clean yourself up.
09:39Take your time.
09:40But they didn't come back.
09:41I was in there for like five minutes.
09:42So I just cracked the door.
09:43And there's all these women.
09:45And I'm like, they had to have heard me breathing.
09:47Oh, I'm sure they did.
09:47And be like, what the ass?
09:50And she was like, can I help you?
09:51And I said, I don't know if I'm supposed to leave.
09:53I was just violated by two men.
09:55Do I have to stay?
09:56And she was like, here, I'll walk you.
09:57And she walked me back to the door.
09:59Okay.
09:59So let me ask you this, though.
10:01A lot of people said the after effect was bad.
10:04Like the waiting to the pee.
10:07It burned so bad.
10:08But no blood.
10:09No blood.
10:10He was an incredible doctor.
10:11Great.
10:12Because obviously he did it right.
10:13Because a lot of people said they had a lot of blood.
10:15No blood.
10:15Just like the worst.
10:17It was like pain.
10:18So painful.
10:19It was raw in there.
10:21It was raw in there.
10:21For like the day or more?
10:23Like just last night was the first normal pee.
10:26Oh, my God.
10:26But even still, I'm like nervous to let it.
10:29Yeah.
10:29Let it out.
10:30Okay.
10:30Let it go, man.
10:32Okay.
10:32I peed all over this man.
10:34I don't understand.
10:34All over myself.
10:35I was soaking wet.
10:36Like the chair was soaking wet from the water.
10:40My pee.
10:41What about your socks that you left on?
10:42Well, they were off the end.
10:43Oh, okay.
10:44They were safe.
10:45They were off the end of the chair.
10:46I was in like a dentist's chair.
10:47Oh, yeah.
10:48Yeah.
10:49Like just covered in your own pee.
10:52It was like.
10:52All those men covered in it.
10:53It was horrible.
10:54Horrible.
10:56Okay.
10:57But so, so do they have any idea then?
11:00What the heck?
11:01Yeah.
11:02So, I mean, do you want my diagnosis?
11:04Like what I have to do?
11:05Well, that's up to you.
11:05I mean, this is like.
11:06No, I have a tight pelvic floor.
11:10I'll loosen you up.
11:13I have a tight pelvic floor.
11:15So, usually people who have weak ones, right?
11:17Yes, mine is extremely weak.
11:19Yeah, yours is already tight.
11:21Mine is too tight.
11:21And he thinks that's what's causing the constriction.
11:24Interesting.
11:24And he sees this happen a lot.
11:26Oh.
11:27So, I have to do physical therapy.
11:28You do?
11:28You've got to do the pelvic physical therapy?
11:31You've got to go for pelvic physical therapy?
11:32But essentially, it's just yoga.
11:34You're going to have to relax it down there, though.
11:37Oh, interesting.
11:37See, for me.
11:38Is it like pelvic?
11:39I would be doing.
11:40I'm not sure.
11:41I would be doing the pelvic floor stuff to increase the strength of it.
11:45Because I said, like, Kegels, right?
11:46And he said, no, that's the opposite of what you want to do.
11:48Right, because you're already too tight.
11:49So, I'm too tight.
11:51You're too tight, Watson.
11:51So, I've got to take a medication.
11:53Too tight.
11:53So, you went from too stream to too tight.
11:55Right.
11:55You're too tight, Watson.
11:56And it makes sense.
11:57I do feel off, like.
11:59You feel tight down there.
12:00Lower back pain.
12:00Oh, yeah.
12:01Oh, happy baby.
12:02Like, tight hips.
12:02You have to do happy baby.
12:03So, Jesse's like, if you would have never stopped doing yoga, you might be normal down there.
12:08Yeah, it's all yoga.
12:08And it's possible.
12:09So, I have to take a medication.
12:11Yeah.
12:12That's known for something else.
12:14What's it known for?
12:15Oh, no.
12:16Viagra?
12:16You're wrecked out.
12:17Yeah.
12:18You're going to be rich in.
12:19No, you can't be a boner in here.
12:20I have to take, like, a quarter of a Cialis every night.
12:24And that's supposed to, like.
12:25Yeah, that's just not a clue.
12:25And that's what the doctor said.
12:27He's like, you're not going to be walking around with, like, spontaneous raging hard-ons or anything.
12:31And I was like, that's what he said.
12:33Raging hard-ons.
12:34Like, this is the man.
12:35He said that.
12:36The coolest doctor.
12:36Dude, you have to talk her into doing it.
12:39I already told her.
12:40Because you're going to.
12:41I said, just know one day.
12:42You're going to be like.
12:43You'll have the ride of your life.
12:46Please secure all loose articles.
12:48One day, I just might accidentally take a full one.
12:52Accidentally.
12:52One day, I might just accidentally try it out.
12:57Wow.
12:58Then I'll get addicted to it.
12:59No, I mean, I mean, don't do that, because you've got to be careful.
13:03You've got to be careful.
13:05But, you know, I mean, that is some powerful stuff.
13:09Physical therapy.
13:10Well, that's good.
13:11One Cialis at night before bed.
13:12So it's, yeah.
13:13And supposedly, I'm supposed to be fine after that.
13:15Okay, well, that's good.
13:16That's the best news you could have ever heard.
13:18Yeah.
13:18We're happy.
13:19That's the best thing you could have ever heard.
13:20Now you know.
13:20It's good to know about your dick.
13:21Yeah.
13:22The scope is terrible.
13:23They could have maybe said, hey, can you just try that for a couple weeks, and then
13:27we'll see if it improves.
13:30But before peeing all over.
13:31Oh, too tight, Watson.
13:33It's backwards.
13:34Yeah.
13:34They've got to make sure.
13:35I understand that.
13:36You don't want to take any chances with that.
13:38Like, every second counts when it comes to your Johnson.
13:41I would not, like, I hope I never have to do it again.
13:44Oh, I hope I never have to do it again.
13:45Oh, I literally, that play-by-play is awful.
13:47And don't let it deter you guys.
13:48Oh, well, it just did.
13:50It just did.
13:51It just has.
13:51A lot of guys have to end up getting it done.
13:53Yeah, it has deterred me.
13:55Just so everyone knows.
13:56Someone said they did the pelvic floor physical therapy.
13:59It's fantastic.
14:00What does that mean?
14:01You feel amazing.
14:02Okay.
14:03I bet they really get in there.
14:04What a creepy text.
14:05I know.
14:07I know.
14:08They got me the only guy in the place.
14:10Yeah.
14:11That was nice.
14:12And you were okay.
14:12That's what you wanted.
14:13I don't care.
14:14Yeah.
14:14I couldn't, I was, like, in a blackout.
14:16But imagine you peed on a lady.
14:22Jason was just in the weirdest threesome ever.
14:24No, I mean, it was.
14:25It was.
14:25I mean, I was in one.
14:26I know you were.
14:27Yeah.
14:27I had two men holding me, and I was peeing all over the place and breathing deep and screaming.
14:32Yep.
14:32And then they left me.
14:34And they were inside of you.
14:34And I was just, they were like, clean yourself up.
14:36Go clean yourself.
14:37Yeah.
14:37Just clean yourself.
14:38How do I?
14:39With what?
14:40Yeah.
14:40That's crazy.
14:41I don't even know how to get home.
14:42The best case scenario.
14:44Yes, it really is great.
14:45Are you happy you didn't get knocked out for it?
14:47Yeah.
14:48It wasn't necessary.
14:49Okay.
14:49It would have just been a lot of unnecessary stuff.
14:53Yeah.
14:53All right.
14:54Well, there you go.
14:54There's the update.
14:56Glad you're okay.
14:57I'm glad everybody was along for the ride.
14:58Yeah, we were.
14:58Now we can.
14:59Yep.
15:00Let me sign my name.
15:01Honestly.
15:01I'm thinking about Jason's wiener now.
15:03On the end of the scroll.
15:04It's so good.
15:04I was really worried.
15:07I was really worried that we were going to come in today and not talk about it because
15:12something went wrong.
15:13And like Dave was going to say, hey, man, we can't, we can't talk about it.
15:16And then I'm like, oh my God.
15:17Thank you for the text.
15:18Yeah.
15:18No, I was honestly worried about you making sure you're right.
15:20Thank you, but no thank you.
15:22Yeah, I know.
15:23I was like, oh, fine.
15:24What do you want to know?
15:25I don't know.
15:26I don't even know how you talk to a man about that stuff after it's done.
15:29So there was no way.
15:30You sent him a text?
15:31Yeah, I'm like, how'd it go?
15:32He did.
15:32There was some silly gif or something.
15:33Honestly, I was thinking about it.
15:34I'm like, God forbid anything's wrong with the guy.
15:36There was like a penis with a bow on it or something.
15:37Like, get well.
15:38Yeah, it was a silly gif.
15:39How you doing?
15:40I was like.
15:42Because I did that.
15:43How are you doing?
15:44You sent him like a John Travolta like, how you doing?
15:48Yeah, I was like, how you doing?
15:49I was so awkward asking him about his dick.
15:51I was like, how are you doing?
15:52I didn't know what.
15:53Yeah, I don't know.
15:54I'm like, listen up.
15:55Yeah, I sent him this.
15:55How are you doing?
15:56Oh my God.
15:58That's what you said?
15:59That's what he said.
16:00Make it more awkward.
16:01I see like Dave Hunter and I'm like, how you doing?
16:06How you doing?
16:08I'm not good.
16:10No.
16:12No, I had to.
16:12I just didn't know.
16:13It was weird.
16:13It was a weird thing to text someone about.
16:15It was.
16:15I was thinking about you.
16:16Yeah.
16:17And we're glad you're okay.
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