00:00We're surrounded by pansies.
00:13Honest to God, it's just a whole group of pansies.
00:17I know.
00:18I walk by.
00:19Who are you talking about specifically?
00:21Listen, did you hear that voice?
00:24I walk by and Jason and Court are like,
00:27no, no, no, no, no, don't throw me into this.
00:30Yeah, I'm throwing you in.
00:31No, I did not do anything.
00:33You thought you were not, you wouldn't be thrown in.
00:35Don't throw me into this.
00:35Oh, no.
00:37You were fine with it?
00:38I was there to save the day.
00:39Oh, wow.
00:40Yeah, okay.
00:41So there's a court, according to court,
00:43there's some sort of winged insect.
00:44I found it.
00:46In his court cave.
00:47What is it?
00:48It's a horsefly.
00:50There's a horsefly in here?
00:52Or a deer fly, whatever one bites.
00:54The big, they're like large?
00:56With like the black and white wings?
00:59Oh, no.
01:02What?
01:03So court is shining his phone light,
01:06which is a bad idea that they're attracted to light.
01:08Well, turn on the day.
01:09There's a light on the wall.
01:11Switch.
01:11Just turn on the light.
01:13I forget that light exists.
01:14I keep it dark.
01:15Yeah.
01:16Yeah.
01:17We're getting bug hunters over here.
01:18He was like this.
01:19And that's what I saw.
01:21I'm like, what's going on?
01:22I'm like, what's going on?
01:24There's a winged insect.
01:25It's a winged insect.
01:27So let's kill it.
01:29I'll kill it.
01:30I can't even.
01:31Yeah.
01:31The fact that you even just described something as a winged insect.
01:34I know.
01:35I couldn't positively identify it.
01:37I know.
01:37It could have been a bee.
01:38It could have been a wasp.
01:39It could have been a mosquito.
01:40Or it could have been this deer fly that's now in the corner.
01:43Is it still alive?
01:44It is still alive.
01:46Are you frightened by the deer fly?
01:50Because it bites.
01:51It bites.
01:52Yeah.
01:52It bites.
01:53It bites.
01:54There was a winged insect here on the glass today.
01:58Was there?
01:58Yeah.
01:59Was it the deer fly?
02:00I didn't say anything about it.
02:01You shouldn't because you're a man and who does a dare.
02:03Well, I almost squashed you right there, but it would have freaked you out.
02:05Well, you should have.
02:06It would have saved court.
02:07It might be in there.
02:08Is somebody going to come help me?
02:10I can see it.
02:12Do I have to do it?
02:13Am I going to have to kill it?
02:14No, don't kill it.
02:14You can call 911.
02:16Dave walked in the room.
02:17He's like, what's going on in here?
02:19He's like, what's going on?
02:21I know.
02:21Just kill the deer.
02:22Kill it.
02:23Come here.
02:23It's right here.
02:23Let's kill it.
02:25We're listening to the intimate discussion between Jason and Cole.
02:28I like it.
02:29Oh, you got it.
02:30Oh, it's all bloody now, though.
02:33Dear God.
02:34What has happened to this generation?
02:36I don't know.
02:37Oh, my God.
02:38If you weren't.
02:39Oh, you did get it.
02:40You did get it.
02:41How big was it?
02:43How big was it?
02:44I don't think it's going to bite you, but the amount of blood that is on this thing from
02:48it.
02:49You see the blood at the top?
02:50Yeah.
02:50Yeah.
02:51So it had been sucking on somebody.
02:53So here's my question.
02:55Yeah.
02:56Gord sucker.
02:57Do I have my man card back?
02:59No.
02:59Do you see how aggressive?
03:01Dude, you know what I saw.
03:01You got aggressive over that.
03:03You know what I saw.
03:03You know what I saw.
03:05We're going to kill that bug.
03:05Hey, man.
03:06You know what I saw.
03:06I just killed it, though.
03:07I know, but that isn't your fright animal.
03:11You're fine with a wolf spider or not, isn't it?
03:13That's what I'm saying.
03:13And like, you know, like I went out to take my trash out.
03:19And when I was coming back up the driveway, there was a wolf spider.
03:22Look at the murder scene left behind.
03:24Oh, my God.
03:25Oh, my God.
03:26It's a bloody.
03:27He's got to clean it up.
03:28What did you do to that thing?
03:30I killed it.
03:31Look how excited he is.
03:33I know.
03:34Look how manly he feels.
03:34Oh, my gosh.
03:35That's a lot of blood, Jason.
03:38He's so taking us to the gun show now because he killed a little bug.
03:42He's my hero.
03:43Oh, man.
03:44He's my strong hero.
03:45I'm fired up.
03:46Yeah, he is.
03:47I'll be whipping my tongue out every second.
03:49Okay.
03:49All right.
03:50Just as men some sex.
03:51Okay.
03:51Hold on, Lisa.
03:52Flag on the plane.
03:53Yeah.
03:54Yeah.
03:57I'll just say this.
03:58When I saw the wolf spider, there was a part of me that was like, I should scoop this thing
04:02up and bring it to work.
04:04And I think we'd be talking about a whole different tale.
04:07I'd be okay.
04:07I've killed them in my house.
04:09You know, I've done it.
04:10This one was one of the outdoor ones.
04:12It was big enough to live outside.
04:14It was on my.
04:15This is what Court's playing in his office right now.
04:17Let's listen to Court.
04:18Live to Court.
04:19Court's in one of these dresses.
04:24Yeah.
04:25Don't worry, Court.
04:33Yeah.
04:34So when I'm the hero.
04:35You're the hero.
04:36For the bug.
04:36Yeah.
04:37That's bad for him.
04:39Yeah.
04:39Oh, that's bad for him.
04:40That was a brutal murder.
04:42That was a brutal.
04:43Honestly, that's way more blood than I've seen.
04:45I mean, I would have just gently grabbed it.
04:47No, he had to.
04:48Oh, you would have.
04:49He had to butch up, please.
04:50He had to butch up.
04:51I'm the damsel in distress, and he's my hero.
04:54He said it was a horsefly.
04:55So I had to come armed with something just in case it was like big and was going to fly.
05:00Yeah, yeah, yeah.
05:00I don't think it's a horsefly.
05:02They had like diagonal wings.
05:03Yeah, it's the deer.
05:04It's the deer fly.
05:05Did you look it up?
05:06I did.
05:07He probably has a bug identifier app on his phone.
05:12Probably.
05:12Think about it.
05:13I do, but the problem is it says every spider is a brown recluse.
05:18Oh, that's terrible.
05:19Oh, no, that's bad.
05:19That's terrible.
05:20It's not the best.
05:21You've got to change your settings.
05:22Something's like you're wrong.
05:24Someone said that's really hot, Jason.
05:25You deserve to rest in your cuck chair now.
05:27Oh, wow.
05:30How does a cuck get brought into this?
05:32I don't know.
05:33Because I've got to bring you back down.
05:35Thanks.
05:36Can't give me one moment of glory, huh?
05:38I mean, let's be honest.
05:39You get it.
05:40I mean, he killed that thing.
05:41Yeah, oh, yeah.
05:42He slaughtered it.
05:43I jumped into action.
05:44I killed a spider above your head not too long ago either.
05:47I'm trying.
05:48All right.
05:48You don't remember?
05:49I came in there and squashed it.
05:50Yeah, we do.
05:51Now we just got to get court to do.
05:54Oh, that'll never happen.
05:55No.
05:55He's too busy waxing his mustache and buffing his top hat.
05:59If we ever want to go viral, we just have to get the bugs.
06:02We could do like a Maury segment with these two.
06:05Oh, we could.
06:05We really could.
06:06If we plant it.
06:07They have to like put them on their hands and stuff.
06:09Bring out the olives.
06:11Oh, man.
06:13The cotton ball man.
06:14Bring out the wolf spiders.
06:16You know, you got to put your hand in a jar of wolf spiders.
06:19Probably cry.
06:21There is like a bee handler that wants to do a video with them.
06:24I know.
06:25Right.
06:26All of a sudden he's changed.
06:27So we got to make that happen.
06:29Is there really?
06:30Yes.
06:30Like one of these hot girl ones that.
06:32No, it's a dude.
06:33It's a dude.
06:34That's not.
06:34A hot dude.
06:35A hot dude one.
06:37Yeah.
06:37That he wants to do.
06:38So I'd love to see it.
06:40I'll go even just to watch it live.
06:42It would be good.
06:42Why don't you do it with us?
06:43Yeah, I'll do it.
06:44I have no problem with it.
06:45Every once in a while.
06:46Let's do it.
06:46All right.
06:47Let's have him do it.
06:48Boys trip.
06:48Let's go.
06:49Let's do it.
06:49I thought you said you were too busy.
06:51Every time I asked you to hang out, you're too busy.
06:53Only if you get tennis with court.
06:55Yeah, exactly.
06:55We're not hanging out.
06:56No, this is business.
06:58It's business.
06:59Because, you know, sometimes they'll clip like the queen right to you and then they'll
07:02let the swarm kind of land all on you and sort of like think about whether or not they're
07:07going to start a nest on you like a hive on you.
07:11You know, like I think they did that to Steve-O one time.
07:14They put like the queen on him and they were putting them all around.
07:17I think it was on his crotch, to be totally honest.
07:19Oh, yeah.
07:20All right.
07:22Well, we could do that.
07:23There we go.
07:24That was the drama here.
07:25Oh, my God.
07:25He's trying to never forget.
07:26Yeah.
07:27Look at the four guys.
07:27Get a good glimpse of that.
07:29I'll never forget.
07:31Tough.
07:31Wow.
07:31You're in someone's dreams today.
07:33Yeah, exactly.
07:33You have a new fan in me.
07:35Someone's buttering you up in their dreams.
07:37You could hear in their intimate moment that we just had a tiny little bit.
07:42Yeah.
07:42When Court was like, it's right over there.
07:47Is that my impression?
07:48In that moment, it was.
07:52I mean, if we went back and listened to the tape, it would be like, Jason, it's right
07:56over there.
07:59It was very meek.
08:01It was very meek.
08:01It was.
08:03And that's okay.
08:04I understand.
08:04You are fearful.
08:05That is a biting fly.
08:07Yeah.
08:09All right.
08:10Let's move on.
08:11Thanks, Jason.
08:12You're welcome.
08:13I'm always here for you.
08:14Yeah.
08:14You can call me daddy anytime.
08:15Oh, wow.
08:16Oh, my goodness.
08:18Listen.
08:18Oh, my God.
08:19Thanks, daddy.
08:20Okay.
08:21That's going to do it.
08:22Flag on the plague.
08:24Yep.
08:25Flag on the plague.
08:25With the horn.
08:26I'm a dad.
08:26I'm a dad.
08:27Yep.
08:27I ought to be a dad.
08:29Yep.
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