- 2 days ago
Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about Jason experiencing issues with urinating and this was the moment that led to him scheduling a doctor visit and eventually going to get the scope.
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00:00Chuck, I found a new treat. It is buttery, vanilla, and sweet, no sugar, and a boost of caffeine.
00:05That sounds amazing.
00:06It is. Here, Confetti Craze from 5-Hour Energy.
00:09Oh, wow. Sweet. So where's this cake you're talking about?
00:13Idiot, that is the cake!
00:21How much is two inches worth my whole life when it comes to a penis?
00:30Oh, man. I mean, on the plus side, if I had two more inches, I mean, I'd be a Hollywood
00:35actor.
00:36A Spanish man.
00:38Oh, wow. A Spanish penis, too.
00:40Had his penis shrink by just over two inches after a procedure to treat his Peyronie's disease.
00:51Telemundo.
00:54It also left him with erectile dysfunction.
00:56Telemundo!
00:59Honestly, two inches sucks. The erectile dysfunction to me is worse. The fact that you left him with no boners?
01:06Yeah, I mean, that's no...
01:08I know.
01:09It's gonna be okay, Jason. Are you taking a real heart?
01:12No, it's not.
01:12There's just some stuff in my life, and...
01:15There's just stuff.
01:16What?
01:17I don't like it.
01:18I don't like it.
01:19What's happening here?
01:19I don't have Peyronie's disease.
01:21You got a bendy dick, don't you?
01:22No, I don't have a bendy dick, but you know I got some other stuff.
01:25Oh, yeah. They're gonna have to deglove him.
01:26I don't know what...
01:28I gotta go back.
01:29For the old double stream.
01:31Right.
01:32Just some stuff's happening.
01:34He's got a double pistol.
01:35Some stuff is happening.
01:36I understood that when you said double stream.
01:37It's like some stuff.
01:38Thanks for clarifying.
01:39Just yesterday, I was actually, like, following up.
01:43Oh, no.
01:43And I don't know what's gonna have to happen.
01:45Oh, no.
01:46Surgery.
01:47I don't know if there's surgery.
01:48I think this is what's gonna happen.
01:50I think this is what's gonna happen.
01:51You son of a bitch.
01:53I'm gonna have to...
01:54I don't know if I have to be, like, catheterized.
01:57If they're gonna have to scope it.
01:59Oh, come on.
01:59Like, I'm terrified, so now...
02:00How are they gonna catheterize it and then fix it?
02:02You can't put a catheter in that thing.
02:05What if I take surgery, dude?
02:07I mean, it's not great.
02:10It's not great.
02:11I said last night, I'm like, I won't talk about it on the air.
02:13She was like, okay.
02:15Surprise, surprise.
02:15Then I'm like, but you know, it's the only way I can get through.
02:17Hey, listen, if you have dick surgery, we'll be here for you.
02:19And I'm not the only one.
02:20If there's other men out there suffering, get it checked.
02:23Yes.
02:24Fellow dicks, reach out to Jason.
02:25We'll do it together and hold hands.
02:27Oh, my God.
02:27Dicks unite.
02:28I need support.
02:29Can't they just snip, snip, and then you're good?
02:31I don't know what's wrong.
02:33That's the problem.
02:34There's all sorts of stuff.
02:35I thought I had a clear medical check, and Jesse was like, you didn't read a single
02:39one of your charts.
02:40Oh, no.
02:41Has someone touched you and inspected it?
02:43Mm-hmm.
02:43No, I haven't been.
02:45Oh.
02:45They gave me a referral, and I was like, oh, I'll get around to it.
02:48Oh, yeah.
02:48It was like almost a year ago, so I got to go get that.
02:50So you could be all in your head.
02:52It could be something really simple.
02:53Nah, stuff's happening, guys.
02:57Stuff is happening to me.
02:59Is it getting worse?
02:59Stuff's happening, Dave.
03:01Stuff's happening.
03:02Stuff is happening.
03:03What's wrong with Jason's dick?
03:04That's terrible.
03:05Bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad.
03:07It's bad news.
03:09Boy, I hate that game show.
03:10I know.
03:12I really want to play.
03:14I mean...
03:15I'm having phantom pains now.
03:17I know, I know, dude.
03:18Well, you need two catheters for each stream.
03:20Oh, no.
03:21I don't have two holes.
03:23No.
03:23You don't do holes?
03:24No, you don't have two holes.
03:27No.
03:27No.
03:28This might be...
03:29There's just some...
03:31Strictures.
03:32You've had two kids, so it's working that way.
03:35I know.
03:36Have you...
03:37Felt it?
03:38Yeah.
03:38Your wife is in the medical field.
03:40Yeah, but she told me last night, I don't do penises.
03:44Just look at it, honey.
03:46That's what you say.
03:47It looks fine.
03:48It looks fine.
03:48I think it's something going on on the inside.
03:53On the outside, it's a 10 out of 10.
03:55Oh, wow.
03:56That's great.
03:57Oh, yeah.
03:58Okay.
03:58I have a beautiful penis on the inside.
04:01Wow.
04:01Some stuff happening.
04:02Wow.
04:03Hmm.
04:04Learned so much more about Jason today than I ever wanted.
04:06Get one of those, like, you know, what are they?
04:08Those plumbing cams that they go in.
04:10Oh, yeah.
04:10Yeah.
04:11That's what they're gonna have to do.
04:13Yeah, they are.
04:13That's why I'm morbid curiosity looking at this stuff.
04:17Oh, boy.
04:17And then he gets into sounding.
04:19I said the same thing.
04:21Right?
04:21That's how it starts.
04:22What if I like it?
04:23What are you doing?
04:23Yeah.
04:24Yeah.
04:25Oh.
04:26That's it.
04:27I'll get you a sounding kit.
04:29You'll be fine.
04:29Yeah.
04:30No, don't lean back.
04:31Enjoy it.
04:32Don't.
04:32I'm just...
04:33Do the Jon Hamm.
04:34He's scared.
04:34I'm scared, man.
04:38You'll be fine.
04:41You'll be fine.
04:41Yeah, I get it, man.
04:42I can't even make the appointment.
04:44I know.
04:45That's how I felt about my b-hole.
04:46You have to.
04:46You need to.
04:48I know.
04:48You need to.
04:49You need to.
04:49That's how I felt.
04:50About what?
04:51Like, about my b-hole and getting the old colonoscopy and all that stuff.
04:54He had the two streams in the backside.
04:56I do.
04:57I do right now.
04:59I got about four streams.
05:02It ain't great.
05:03No, but I can understand.
05:05Like, the fear is real for guys and all that stuff.
05:07And especially if you had something going on.
05:09The only thing about, to me, like, I would think, okay.
05:12Not that I need to save this guy for any reason at all.
05:15But if I thought, oh, man, there's maybe something growing or something is going on.
05:21I'm instantly there.
05:23Because you can't.
05:24You gotta.
05:24Like, it's time sometimes is the most important thing.
05:28Essence of the essence.
05:29I probably waited too long.
05:30Yeah, but then don't wait any longer is what we're saying.
05:33Call today, Jason.
05:34Yeah, I gotta.
05:35Hey, Dave, can you do me a different thing where you have the sleeve is out, you know?
05:40And now, after, just pull it all the way back in and just show me the end.
05:44Oh, yeah.
05:45No, see?
05:46Because that.
05:46You don't want that.
05:48Why the hell do I talk to you guys?
05:52You don't want that.
05:53I won't be degloved.
05:54And listen, if that happens, don't tell us.
05:56Yeah, we don't want to know about your degloving.
05:58I'll show you the video.
05:59No, don't tell us if they have to take it, you know?
06:01I get it.
06:02A lot of people are fully invested in your penis right now.
06:04I know.
06:04No, I get it.
06:05You need to let that man touch your penis and take a look at it.
06:08Figure out what's up.
06:09It's so hard to do.
06:11Okay, don't say that around him.
06:13Don't say that in the office.
06:14Okay, relax, man.
06:15Relax.
06:16I'm so hard when you touch me.
06:19It's not that much worse than getting the physical.
06:22I'm like, I feel like a man when he's handling my balls, it's a lot worse than if he grabbed
06:27my shaft.
06:28They gotta go in.
06:29Oh, I don't think so.
06:30They have to go in.
06:31You think a man handling your balls is worse than grabbing your shaft?
06:34It's so much more sensitive than my shaft.
06:38Like if you had to grab the base of my shaft and check it out, I barely know you're there.
06:43They have to go in.
06:43If you were like rubbing the top or something, I'd be like, whoa, hey, what are we doing
06:48right now?
06:49Use some of that loop.
06:50Okay, we have voice changing technology.
06:53Anonymous is with us.
06:55Anonymous, you say you have this condition.
06:57What condition?
06:58Yeah, penis and balls.
07:00Penis.
07:00I've got a minor case of Peyronie's disease.
07:03Okay, you've got the old crooked dick.
07:05Minor case.
07:06Which way is yours pointing?
07:08So, mine's not like a candy cane like you guys are talking about.
07:12Mine's got sort of a minor S-curve in the middle.
07:16Oh, in the middle?
07:17An S-curve?
07:18Yeah.
07:19Like a racetrack?
07:22Sort of.
07:23More like a merge lane sign.
07:26Okay.
07:26Oh, okay.
07:28All right.
07:29So, what are you doing about it?
07:31Anything?
07:33I went to the doctor about it and they told me it's really not bad enough for sure.
07:38But what they tell you basically is to stretch it like the long way.
07:43They say there's a contraption you can get, but it's basically the same as grabbing the
07:47end and just pulling it every day.
07:49Like jelking.
07:52Just jelk.
07:52Oh, yeah.
07:53Kind of.
07:53Yeah, jelk the living crap out of it.
07:55Has it helped?
07:57No, not at all.
07:58Yeah, no.
07:58I was going to say it.
07:59All right.
08:00Has it affected your sex life?
08:03A little bit.
08:05Sometimes it's hard to actually finish because there's some pain in the scar tissue, but
08:10most of the time it really isn't a problem.
08:14A lady or ladies in your life okay with it?
08:18Yeah, she's okay with it.
08:19She's the one that did it to me actually.
08:20Oh, see?
08:21She broke it a bit.
08:22Yeah, she broke it a bit.
08:24Yeah, that's what happens.
08:25Damn it.
08:26They break it.
08:27All right, man.
08:27Well, listen, all the best with your crooked dick.
08:29Yep.
08:30Yep.
08:30Tell Jason I'm praying for his penis.
08:32Yeah.
08:33There you go.
08:34That's another man thinking about Jason's penis.
08:37I'll pray for yours as well.
08:39It's so wild to be like Heavenly Father.
08:44You know, I ask you a lot of different stuff.
08:48But this time, what I'd like you to do is concentrate most of your firepower on my buddy Jason's dick.
08:57Yep.
09:00And by buddy, I mean the guy I listen to on the radio.
09:02It's kind of vague.
09:04We're not exactly sure what's going on.
09:06Two streams.
09:07Well, there's two streams, but he said there's something.
09:10There's something.
09:11Something on the inside.
09:12There's something going on.
09:12Heavenly Father in heaven, please, please fix his penis.
09:19I'll take it.
09:19Jesus is listening and he goes, Jesus Christ.
09:22Yeah.
09:22Yeah.
09:23Yeah.
09:24Someone said you probably need a minor procedure to have the block that creates the two streams removed.
09:30No big deal.
09:31That's what I would have thought.
09:32Someone else said I've had to have a camera up the pee hole.
09:35It's not that bad.
09:36Yeah.
09:37Yeah.
09:37And but then this guy said I was supposed to get a camera shipped up my pee hole last year
09:42and had to cancel it.
09:44Couldn't.
09:44Oh, how's your dog doing?
09:47He didn't say.
09:49I'm going.
09:49I'm going.
09:50All right.
09:50You got to go, man.
09:51They're just going to take a Dremel and just chuck thing.
09:55There's just there was the sounding stuff.
09:58And then now there's this stuff.
10:01So it was just on the top of my mind.
10:03I'm going to be on.
10:04I walk around all day just thinking about it.
10:05I hope my piece is OK.
10:06Well, you got to call and make an appointment.
10:08I know.
10:10Only you can take care of your penis.
10:11That was my prevailing thought over the day.
10:15I mean, look, you got to get rid of that.
10:16Even more than rib balls.
10:17I don't care about the rib balls.
10:19The penis you care about.
10:21Yeah.
10:22I just I haven't had a lot of medical stuff.
10:24Right.
10:25Right.
10:25Like in my mind, I'm still young.
10:26Yeah, you are.
10:27I'm not ready to face all these medical challenges as I age.
10:30No.
10:30And the one that I need to face is my dong.
10:33Can I ask how long have you been shooting two streams?
10:36This whole life.
10:37Your whole life.
10:37No, no.
10:39OK, so it developed.
10:40It developed.
10:41Yeah.
10:41This is not like a medical condition.
10:42Like I don't have hypospadias, which is two holes that's two streams.
10:46Oh, so you've got.
10:46This is something that has happened over time.
10:49Maybe it's just something stuck in there.
10:51No.
10:52Nothing's ever been in there.
10:53Hey, have you ever you ever had a hose?
10:55You ever had like an outside.
10:57It's like calcium or something.
10:58No, like an outside hose.
11:00And then you put your thumb over the top of it and it'll fire out a blast.
11:05Yeah.
11:05Two sides.
11:06Well, if you got something in the middle there.
11:10Right.
11:10Something could have adhesed over time or.
11:14Right.
11:14And there's like a.
11:15Or.
11:16And I'm sure it could be just a simple.
11:17It could be squeezing because of like prostate stuff.
11:21You know.
11:21Oh, that's really going to get into the sounding.
11:23I know.
11:24I'm going to be filled from both sides.
11:27Yikes.
11:27It will be intimate.
11:28Can you scope me twice?
11:29Like at the same time?
11:31They'll do it at the same time.
11:32I did.
11:32Scope the front and the back?
11:33Yeah, they'll do the same time.
11:35Jesus Christ.
11:35Well, I don't know about that.
11:37I had the.
11:38Yeah, yeah.
11:39Endoscopy and the.
11:39They do that all the time.
11:40No big deal.
11:41Backside done.
11:42So if there.
11:43If you're out for the one.
11:45Just be glad you're out.
11:46I was out.
11:47Best sleep of my life.
11:48Yeah.
11:49Yeah.
11:50Yeah.
11:51Oh, my God.
11:52It was amazing.
11:53Propofol.
11:54Propofol.
11:54He dreams about it.
11:56Sweet, sweet.
11:56He does.
11:57He actually called that Michael Jackson doctor guy.
11:59No, we can't because you'll get addicted.
12:01But they have to give it to me.
12:02No, they got to give you something different.
12:04No.
12:05No.
12:05Give me the good stuff.
12:06Someone said I had that for almost two years.
12:08Two peace dreams turned out to be a kidney stone.
12:10I don't have a kidney stone.
12:12No.
12:12I drink way too much water.
12:13But how do you know?
12:13It could be stuck in there.
12:15Oh, my God.
12:15Imagine you got a kidney stone and it's just lodged.
12:17It could be a small kidney stone.
12:18That's what people are saying.
12:19Jesus.
12:19You could just have.
12:20If I'm saying I said it myself, there could be something in a little blockage.
12:23All right.
12:24It's probably.
12:25But he'd feel it, right?
12:26Like you'd feel it.
12:28You'd grab it and you'd feel like a little like a.
12:31Squeeze it.
12:31Does it feel.
12:32Does it give you pain?
12:33A squeeze.
12:34I'm not squeezing myself on the air.
12:36No.
12:37But when you squeeze it, do you feel pain?
12:38No, no, no pain.
12:38No.
12:39So that's.
12:40I mean, she's finding a lot out about people.
12:43What can I tell you?
12:45Um.
12:45Nothing.
12:46Please.
12:46Nothing.
12:48It's all right.
12:48Dave.
12:50Dave one time had an extra piece hanging in his balls.
12:54And that was.
12:56Not an extra piece.
12:57An extra piece.
12:57It was torsion.
12:59What's it called?
13:00Testicular torsion.
13:01Testicular torsion.
13:01And it like really ballooned up down there and then and he could feel it.
13:05And then he had to go in.
13:06That was terrifying.
13:07You were terrified.
13:08I was terrified.
13:08You were terrified.
13:09My balls handled.
13:11Yeah.
13:11I sat on my balls wrong one time.
13:13Yeah.
13:13I had to go to the doctor cause it like pinched like a vein.
13:16Oh my God.
13:17See?
13:18You guys don't need to volunteer anymore info.
13:21Learned everything about our genitals.
13:22Anyone else got anything?
13:23Jason.
13:23Go.
13:24Make an appointment.
13:25Go to the doctor please.
13:26I am.
13:27Yes.
13:28I can't take it anymore.
13:29I can't take it anymore.
13:29Oh good.
13:30That's good.
13:30Same.
13:31I'm peeing all over myself.
13:35Did he just say he's been peeing all over himself?
13:37Yeah.
13:37That's what he said.
13:38See that's what we didn't need to know.
13:39See that's why.
13:40I've been dying through this whole time and finally just had to lose it.
13:42That makes sense.
13:43It's top of me.
13:45Oh my God.
13:47I never thought of that.
13:48You're talking about a hose?
13:50Right?
13:51Yeah.
13:51You ever just put your palm against the end of it?
13:54Oh I just go like that.
13:54And see what happens.
13:57Whoa.
13:58Whoa.
13:59That's a wild one I have done.
14:02Jesus almighty.
14:03Wow.
14:05Wow.
14:05I wasn't ready for that.
14:06Alright well there you go.
14:07I gotta go.
14:08Yeah you gotta go.
14:08I gotta go home.
14:09You gotta go home.
14:11Old piss on himself here.
14:15I mean honestly.
14:16Old piss on himself fartsing is gonna go to the doctor.
14:19I'm pretty sure I had that sprinkler as a toy.
14:24I just hope they don't listen.
14:25I'm gonna come in they're gonna say hey it's old piss on himself fartsing.
14:29I'll tell you this.
14:30You're coming in for an appointment huh?
14:31I'll tell you this right now.
14:32Can't wait.
14:33They 100% do.
14:34Yeah they do.
14:35And no matter what.
14:37When I had my colonoscopy I yeah a listener had to wait to hear me fart before I did.
14:44Yep.
14:45Nice.
14:46So I let a big one rip and you're like okay you're good to go by the way.
14:50Love this show.
14:50Oh.
14:51Yep.
14:52Great.
14:53Thanks for that.
14:54Great.
14:54My ambulance trip where I had that anxiety attack and they cut my shirt off.
14:59The guy cutting it off was like don't worry Chuck.
15:03Don't worry Chuck.
15:04I love the show.
15:04We're gonna take good care of you bud.
15:06Cut my shirt off.
15:07And I was like just let me die.
15:12Just let me die please.
15:15There's not much.
15:16I don't have a lot to live for.
15:20So you were having an anxiety attack.
15:22Got rushed to the hospital in an ambulance.
15:24They're cutting my shirt off.
15:26There's nothing worse than someone being like love the show.
15:29Chuck the Freak.
15:30Chuck the Freak.
15:31Chuck the Freak.
15:31We're gonna take good care of you.
15:33Oh thank God.
15:33I was like.
15:34Thank God.
15:36Just kill me you son of a bitch.
15:39Listen.
15:40Pissballs Watson.
15:41You gotta get that done.
15:42You gotta get that taken care of.
15:44You do.
15:44I don't know what that's called.
15:45If it's causing you that much worry every day.
15:48Yeah.
15:48The hard stop.
15:49You gotta take care of it man.
15:50You gotta get rid of the hard stop dude.
15:51You can't be this guy.
15:53It's crazy.
15:54I know.
15:54That's wild stuff.
15:55Yeah.
15:57That ain't right.
15:57No.
15:58No it's not.
15:59It ain't right.
16:00I'm glad I talked to everybody about it.
16:03You'll never regret this decision.
16:05I had like two seconds.
16:05I could have just let it pass.
16:07That's all it was.
16:08You know what?
16:09I'm gonna be honest right now.
16:10Two seconds.
16:10No.
16:10I'm gonna be honest.
16:12Obviously you had to talk about it.
16:14This is on your mind.
16:15Yeah.
16:15This is weighing on your mind.
16:16This is so much dick stuff.
16:18I know.
16:18We all have stuff.
16:19We all go through stuff.
16:20I mean we don't have that.
16:21We don't have that.
16:22Hopefully.
16:22Thank God.
16:23No.
16:23I don't have that.
16:24Jesus.
16:27You know what I'm saying.
16:28I can't wait for these mics to go off in the commercials.
16:30I have to be DP'd in an operating room for God's sake.
16:33That's true.
16:33In my mouth.
16:33In my ass.
16:34Yeah.
16:35Yeah.
16:35And I've done that.
16:37Yes.
16:37What?
16:37That was that colonoscopy endoscope at the same time.
16:41Yeah.
16:41Mine was just a couple.
16:43This was just a weekend fun.
16:45Yeah.
16:45Mine was a procedure.
16:47This was just a weekend fun.
16:50Yeah.
16:50I didn't have to make an appointment or anything.
16:52Set it up on his app.
16:54Oh boy.
16:55Oh boy.
16:56Oh boy.
16:56Oh boy.
16:57DP.com.
16:59Wow.
17:00Oh wow.
17:00Hey stop drinking water.
17:02No.
17:02Keep drinking water.
17:04Yeah.
17:05I mean it's a sensitive area.
17:07I think any of us would be very upset to have to go and have somebody really fish around
17:12in there.
17:12Yeah.
17:13But you got to find out.
17:14You do.
17:14100%.
17:15I mean he's going to be into sounding after this.
17:17We all know that.
17:19Sure.
17:19He gets addicted to things you know.
17:21Oh yeah.
17:23Be careful.
17:24Listen there are some great sounding kits on Amazon.
17:28Yeah.
17:29Start small.
17:30Oh my God.
17:31It starts small.
17:32That's how it happens.
17:32Coming out really liking it could be the best possible outcome.
17:36That's true.
17:37I guess.
17:38Because you know you're into.
17:39Man I'd love to be into something new.
17:41That felt really good.
17:42I'm too old to just start sounding.
17:45I mean I'm not going to start sounding.
17:46I'd love it to feel good again.
17:48I like the classics.
17:51Yeah.
17:52Goodness.
17:53The classics are cool.
17:54Alright we'll keep you updated on Jason's dick.
17:55We don't have to ever talk about it again.
17:57Well we do now.
17:58You brought it up.
17:59We have to get some closure.
18:00Dave.
18:01The finish.
18:02I don't think it's closure that's needed.
18:04I think it's more opening.
18:06The finish.
18:06Why?
18:07When he finishes.
18:10With the hose.
18:15We'll save that for another day.
18:18Sometimes things happen.
18:20That is wild.
18:21It's wild.
18:23That's wild stuff.
18:24There you go.
18:25Yeah get it looked at.
18:25There you are.
18:26Get it looked at.
18:27I wouldn't say we're shooting ropes.
18:33He has regrets and he just keeps talking.
18:35I know.
18:35He can't stop himself.
18:37He can't.
18:37That's the addiction.
18:38Yep.
18:38What are you doing over here?
18:41Sometimes it's more like spraying a Windex bottle.
18:43Oh my god.
18:44Oh dear lord almighty.
18:47Clean that countertop.
18:49Yikes.
18:51Yikes.
18:51Countertop.
18:51The floor.
18:53The mirror.
18:54The legs.
18:55I mean it's everywhere.
18:59I don't know if it's up or down.
19:00We'll leave it there.
19:01Good for you.
19:01We will leave it there.
19:03That's good.
19:03That's great news.
19:04If you are a professional and would like to fix Jason's penis reach out to us.
19:07Oh no don't reach out to us.
19:08Let's do it on the cheap.
19:09Scope me on the show.
19:10Yeah.
19:11Do it live.
19:11We'll do it live.
19:13Scope me.
19:13If you.
19:14Katie Couric did it right.
19:15She did a colonoscopy live on the air.
19:17So this is like the male.
19:18We will do a pee hole scope on the air.
19:20We will do no such thing.
19:22You just said.
19:24Just don't Marv on the air.
19:25Yeah.
19:26Oh my god.
19:27How bad would that be if they scoped me and I finished?
19:29Oh my god.
19:31I know.
19:32It just keeps getting worse.
19:33Listen.
19:34I'll be honest.
19:34We are.
19:35The ratings would go through the roof.
19:36Ugh.
19:38Through the roof.
19:40It would.
19:40We could probably get some medical sponsors on that.
19:42Oh yeah.
19:42For sure.
19:43Yeah.
19:43Cause we had bald people.
19:44He's gonna regret saying that.
19:45Yeah he is.
19:46We're gonna really look into it.
19:48Yep.
19:48I'd be proud.
19:50Yeah you should be.
19:51Like someone has to be the face.
19:52You know.
19:53My penis would be sponsored.
19:54I mean.
19:54Whoever thought.
19:55Yeah.
19:56Jason's penis is brought to you by.
19:58And let's take a listen in to him going through the procedure right now.
20:06Yep.
20:06We found the problem.
20:08Crack it up.
20:09He seems to like it.
20:11Crack it up.
20:11He seems to like it a lot.
20:14Oh he just Windexed.
20:17Oh it's everywhere.
20:22Oh well.
20:24Coming soon.
20:25Oh yeah yeah.
20:27I'm Dave and Chuck the Freak.
20:28Yep.
20:29We will take a break.
20:30Sure.
20:31We need it.
20:31We need it.
20:32Jason especially.
20:34Jason I need it too.
20:35I know I'm sorry.
20:36Let's go let him piss on his balls and we'll take a break.
20:38It's all jokes.
20:39When we come back.
20:40Yep.
20:41Tap it.
20:43You left.
20:44what's muchļæ½ļæ½į»i. Yeah. So
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