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Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about a couple that was arrested for theft and the male suspect has a really crazy lump on his stomach. Then, Jason finally shows everyone his lipoma that has been covered many times before on the show.
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00:00like this lady who posted this video this is a couple in a a rural america being busted for
00:14stealing something from walmart it's a body cam footage from the cops okay the big question is
00:20what's wrong with this guy's belly
00:23what's wrong with that belly oh god what's wrong with it oh no dave what's wrong with that belly
00:36yeah he's expecting oh dave what's going on there
00:42here's a tumor or something here let's have court your dad has court
00:46they still have to confirm it and it's just one of those things that shows you have a warrant
00:52but they have to confirm it theft theft theft walmart theft both of you trespassing and theft both of
00:58you walmart yes no he's he's he's dead he's as good as dad you need to call somebody yes please let's
01:06get that going and you guys were together at walmart oh they're putting us trying to put a shirt on
01:12cover up that it's a cover up he's dead you have to go when it is the size of like a acorn
01:21you go you like feel something in your stomach it's the size of an acorn
01:26you better be get yourself already at the he has a watermelon a deformed lumpy watermelon
01:34growing out of the front of his stomach um so as i scroll down here i see it says in this specific
01:42case the person is widely known online as rogers liposarcoma
01:48he had a tumor that grew to over 130 pounds he avoided medical care for a long time yeah i mean
01:56you you want to get that thing you know it's a giant tumor yep oh yeah someone asks is this the
02:05same bump as jason has it could be a lipoma yeah but if better not grow like them if my lipoma gets
02:13like that i'll go get it removed good good because right now you're just letting it roll it's it's a
02:20part of me rib ball it hasn't grown does it look like a ball on your ribs yeah do you want to see it
02:27no i don't know if i do i don't i won't like pull everything out do you want to see it i can i'm a
02:32little curious you can you want to touch it i'll i don't want to touch i'll manipulate my shirt
02:36enough i definitely don't want to touch it oh okay but i'm curious if it looks like a golf ball
02:41sticking out of your side and then could turn into something like this okay just show us just show
02:45us no don't you want to see it i mean if you're okay yeah i want to see why if there's no you no
02:50you don't have to show me your medical condition don't make a man show you your his medical condition
02:55oh jason that's bigger than i thought man oh it's inside i thought it was like
03:01um it's a bigger ball than i thought yeah it's under your skin though i thought it was
03:08girl can you see it i definitely can see it yeah yeah you can see it uh dude that'd be easily taken
03:14care of anytime you would want my sister's offered a hundred times i know to just come in and go
03:18she would she would do it so not a big deal she did my stitches she would i thought you literally
03:24i thought you had something literally hanging off of you hanging i mean this is like it it's a
03:31touch to my ribs but it's under your skin yeah yeah i thought in my brain he had a sack
03:38oh hanging off like because when you were like oh it's like balls i was like oh it's like balls
03:45it's a ball jason's ball was like a skin flap that was grown which i've seen i've seen a lot of that
03:52stuff yep so i assume that so seeing that it's underneath your skin i think jason lives a different
03:58life than this guy so i think he'll be okay i don't think he'll let it get to this point
04:02he could have lived this guy's life but thankfully set set himself on a better path
04:07that could have been jason that could have been jason and his lady yeah but if you have a family
04:13member that can do that for you oh man has it gotten bigger no that's just how it's been always
04:18yeah i measure it with my toothbrush well that's scientific so yeah i know the like the letter on
04:24the toothbrush that the first time i measured it so that's what i use and how long have you had these
04:29rib balls if it's like eight years yeah seven years and i never knew you just know that i watch
04:38this stuff all the time right yeah yeah and every time i see her she's like i was so i so thought that
04:45he had some kind of really creepy thing that he was about to show us and it's not it's just uh you
04:50have a you have a growth underneath your skin that could easily just be boop they pop a little
04:55boop you can drain it right out and then they just grab a thing and pull it out and it's done
04:59right it's okay it's okay and i gotta watch them all the time i gotta call i gotta make an appointment
05:05it's a whole thing yeah i gotta go to the doctor it's your family member it's not a regular appointment
05:10you can text your sister and get it yeah that's a little different i wish i could text my sister
05:15great right that'd be the best you're lucky man go do that okay oh god he doesn't have to you
05:22don't want to have to force him i'm just saying to you like you shouldn't be does it stop you from
05:26taking your shirt off your rib balls no i don't care no i was gonna say i don't that's how i was
05:31identified at my son's swim class oh when that guy said he saw me he was like oh i saw his fat lump
05:38oh it's like easily identified right gosh i didn't know that oh that must be him i saw his fat
05:47look that'd be enough right there for me to get it yeah me too if someone recognized me by my fat
05:54lump yeah oh yeah i'm gonna text my sister just text her i'll just text her she'll get me right
05:58i could i could text her right now she told me to make an appointment yeah i could get it done next
06:01week but in six months your body your call still be here no well yeah if you if you don't do
06:08anything but they would get the sack right out of there you would never get it again it would be
06:12gone be gone forever well no my mom's grew back they didn't get all the sack she had one under her
06:19arm that means that person didn't get it all it was my sister she didn't get it all well that's who
06:24i'm going to see well that's fine though but i would ask her for a nice recommendation she's the best
06:30he's the best um anthony uh listening texted us he said i have had two lymphomas removed jason
06:38the doctor showed me the second one after the surgery i wouldn't want to see it it's not that
06:45weird it's like a weird but it it doesn't come out like as a ball right it's like a collection of fat
06:54yeah i know but some things have a sack some things have a sack and then sometimes they cut
07:01the sack and then they get all the stuff out i don't know if uh if one of what you have has a
07:09sack but i think it probably does you think jason has a sack yeah see so like that one right like
07:15that's it good yeah it's just like a look of it yeah it's like a bunch of chicken fat or something
07:21yeah it looks like chicken fat oh man seeing that i should get this out of it now you've changed
07:26well i mean you don't ever see the inside of it it's a cross-section photo so i should get rid of
07:33this thing i'm no doctor yes um but i mean i think like the concern that people would have doctor
07:40would have is if it gets so big that it has its own vascular system system and so that's why you
07:48would want to do it earlier than later but i am not a doctor i am a communications major
07:53well right and i just know that it could potentially not be that oh it's that dude it's
08:00never been tested oh it's never had a million percent you assume it's a lipoma everyone who's
08:05ever touched it says it's a lipoma how many people have touched it doctors okay couple doctors
08:10family members family i mean this isn't the first time he's got 25 doctors in his family
08:16this is hilarious that like you were giving him advice and he has all the doctors and talks to them
08:22all the time and we're like what you need to do is this this isn't the first time i've lifted my
08:28shirt you know what i do every once in a while i watch these videos on youtube and i'll tell you i see
08:34them on youtube i've seen them cutting you they're gonna stupid act you're gonna be just fine
08:40trust me i did my research i do my research on a lot of things my own self i don't need science
08:47where do you do your research facebook is that where you research a lot i do some facebook research
08:51i've also looked it up plenty on google okay lottery you wouldn't believe this stuff is happening
08:58right now he's our smartest but that's a limpanoma i looked it up i know what i'm talking about
09:06limpanoma drain her out of there i'll do it i'll do it right now i got hold on where's my switchblade
09:15that's all i need they offered me if i wanted to see my gallbladder when they took it out
09:23oh wow and uh i passed on that yeah no thank you yeah no i don't know why they do that it's like a
09:30mechanic they got to show you they got the part that they it's i think they some sometimes people
09:35through the grapevine end up like they know like we're a little weird and so they're like you know
09:44that's dave from david he might want to see but i think when we were looking them up we saw one that
09:51was like so full of gallstones that it was like i guess in that respect i would be like wow but i
09:56still don't want to see my parts photos of it yeah you want your photos you know what i don't
10:03no thanks what's wrong with what people are people think i've used the same toothbrush for eight
10:09years because that's how you but i just get the same brand or kind of toothbrush so i've had to
10:15respond i'm not using the same toothbrush for seven years what am i disgusting yeah i have a wife
10:20that's true how could i have done this that's right dental hygienists are texting oh yeah jesus
10:26no thing dental hygienists should know you give me the same oral b toothbrush you give it the same
10:32every time i get my teeth clean what color would i like blue again blue blue please blue blue blue
10:40again please toothbrush seven years what do you think of me man lady lady several people actually
10:47i know but whatever crazy i heard it's fine to use the same toothbrush right here it's a part of a
10:53conspiracy i saw online for big toothbrush they work look at these teeth i'm gonna go out on a limb
10:59and say you use some sort of like bamboo natural fiber no it's dr collins perio okay so yeah it's the
11:06soft oh yeah ultra soft you like it's a ultra yeah we've done this before we've done my mouth
11:13oral care i know i know you have that dainty floss but desert essence we went through everything we
11:19went through all of his dental care we went through all of his bumps and lumps you know what every
11:25single thing jason's got going on in his life it's only gonna get worse because as we get older we're
11:30gonna care a lot more about that stuff true i really wouldn't have cared before but now i'm worried
11:34about you man let me see i'm not worried let me let me touch it your dainty little teeth and your
11:38rib balls i have sensitive gums from years of poor choices right a lot of cavities i see so i need and
11:47i have tight gaps yes we know we know about your tight gaps we know about your flaws so instead of
11:53suffering right yeah like some people do i found solutions to my problems yep it's good here's an
12:01ultra soft toothbrush my gums don't hurt anymore desert essence makes a wonderfully thin floss
12:07that does the trick
12:08you know yep yep it's all right yeah my handmade soap has no like fragrances in it it's all natural
12:19and i smell great and my skin is wonderful yeah there you go good to hear what more do you want to
12:25no that's it i'm good you sure yeah you want to touch my lipoma no i definitely don't want to
12:30cast it for everyone definitely get out look at it look at this light show them your hemorrhoids
12:36well it's a good thing you did because chuck thought you had like a ball hanging off you
12:40when we have talked about it when we have talked about it and like when it was literally talked about
12:49like oh i have a sack like i have a ball sack i'm like that's not a ball sack i've seen a ball sack
12:56hanging off of someone well i said it was a lipoma he called it rib balls i've seen a ball sack hanging
13:02off of someone and i'll just say this in the future and i get it we're doing a show so we're trying to
13:07do whatever but if i was like oh yeah i have this thing on my side and dave's like like a set of
13:13testicles hanging off of your back or something i would be like no no not ladies no not a set of
13:21testicles hanging off my back ladies anyone perspective who may say straight yeah i would
13:27want to set it straight you do not have that you have a fatty cyst right underneath your skin
13:33chuck's not that you had balls and i've done my research people think a lot yeah because of you
13:39because of me and i've denied it you know vehemently i've been like that's not the truth
13:45yeah you're okay you're 100 okay watching your wife have sex we know yeah you're a ginger you got
13:52red pubes we know what can i say 105 pound man right he's 99 pounds yep his red hair just jokes man
14:03just jokes so i'm just you know what can i say yeah i did my research someone said how can a man
14:09be so particular about his dental hygiene yet leave rib balls on his chest i don't know
14:14well it's on my side i don't know and it doesn't cause me any discomfort right all right it's your
14:21life man right it is we're just a part and now it's everyone so give me your ideas yeah i didn't
14:27what do you think what should jason do with his rib balls should i change my toothbrush
14:32no it hasn't been 10 years yet someone said you're not far from putting jason in a tent and
14:39charging people a quarter to look oh my god next event come see jason's rib balls no pay double you
14:47can touch it oh wow okay oh not bad i'm gonna save us you'll have someone that wants to lick it oh my
14:54god jeff from florida put it in your mouth jeff from florida had a highly inappropriate question
14:58are you going to tell me or do i have to read it myself you read it because i don't want to say it
15:04no and there's just one it's one lump what he's talking about my testicles he asked him if he's
15:16ever had both of them sucked oh both sacks yeah yeah he's interested it's jeff from florida what do
15:23you expect yeah come on that would take two ladies that's typical right or just one guy
15:30huh jeff from florida you can't suck them at the same time well he never said same time didn't say
15:37same time oh he just wondered if you've had no i mean that would be messed up i mean jesse you
15:42gotta lick my sack you know i don't know what she'd say i know what she'd say say no no oh yeah
15:50say no she'd kill me yeah yeah she would say no she'd get out the scalpel and take it out herself
15:54yeah anyways enough of that okay you sure yes for now for now i'll forget a few days now yeah exactly
16:03we'll need to know the whole rundown what's wrong with your mouth your gun tell us about you how you
16:09brush your teeth you still have it you got dainty floss yep coming up coming up
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