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00:01:30I want you to take all your stuff.
00:01:32Remember, don't leave any trash on the floor.
00:01:36Kathy, sit around and keep your hands to yourself.
00:01:40I don't want any trouble.
00:01:42Oh, yeah.
00:01:44Happy Thanksgiving.
00:01:52Don't do it, man.
00:01:54Don't do it.
00:01:55You'll be sorry.
00:01:57Old Harry will kill you.
00:01:59And then your parents are going to drown you again.
00:02:03Come on.
00:02:05Have some fun.
00:02:06How's Harry going to find out?
00:02:08And even if he does, what's he going to do?
00:02:11I'm telling you.
00:02:13For the last time, don't do it.
00:02:21We're dead.
00:02:23We're dead.
00:02:30We're dead.
00:02:39Hey, what's going on back there?
00:02:41Sit down and shut up.
00:02:48I said sit down and shut up.
00:03:10Shut up.
00:03:25Get out of here and stay out of here, you little jerks.
00:03:28That one was so much fun.
00:03:30Don't be talking about that one all year.
00:03:32If you think having to walk two miles to get home is fun, you're crazy.
00:03:37Let's just hope he forgives this by next Monday.
00:03:39He will.
00:03:40That's why I did it today.
00:03:41All the timing.
00:03:43One of these days, your time is going to be off.
00:03:45You're going to get in big trouble.
00:03:48Uh-oh.
00:03:50What's the matter?
00:03:53One's missing.
00:04:22If Harry calls your mom, you're going to get in big trouble.
00:04:26He won't call.
00:04:27Well, if he does, don't come crying to me.
00:04:32Someday, I want to live in a neighborhood like this.
00:04:34Who wouldn't?
00:04:35No kidding.
00:04:37Whoa.
00:04:38What?
00:04:40That's a Rolls Royce.
00:04:42Not the car.
00:04:44Don't you know who that is?
00:04:46That's Messiah.
00:04:47The Messiah Jackson.
00:04:49Mr. NBA.
00:04:51The franchise.
00:04:52Big Mo.
00:04:53Mr. Above the Rim.
00:04:55Six-time MVP.
00:04:57That's him?
00:04:58Yep.
00:04:58He just signed a three-year deal for a gazillion bucks.
00:05:02He jumped so high.
00:05:03I heard one time they put a glass of water on top of the backboard.
00:05:06He jumped and grabbed it on the way up.
00:05:08Drank it and put it back on the way down.
00:05:11Yo!
00:05:12Mo!
00:05:14Looking good, Mo.
00:05:15Looking real good.
00:05:21So, what do you think?
00:05:22Now that we're up close and personal, should I ask him for free season tickets?
00:05:25How about box seats?
00:05:28Still, I don't think you said that.
00:05:29I can't believe you said that.
00:05:31By the weekend.
00:05:33That's good news for all you fans out there.
00:05:35Finally, today will be history in the making when Mosiah the Messiah Jackson collects his
00:05:41sixth consecutive MVP award in the famed Kramer Auditorium.
00:05:45A new, all-time NBA record.
00:05:49That...
00:06:04Well...
00:06:06Well, so, we're not having twins.
00:06:12We're having triplets!
00:06:19Baby!
00:06:20Baby!
00:06:22Baby!
00:06:22Baby!
00:06:25Jackie!
00:06:26How are we going to afford three babies when we can't even support ourselves?
00:06:30Bobbie Jean, everything's going to be all right.
00:06:32Please, hey, don't worry about a thing, all right?
00:06:34I mean, we've been paying our bills on time so far, haven't we?
00:06:36Yeah.
00:06:38Oh, I love you, Jack Tucker.
00:06:42Love you, baby.
00:06:54Hey, they're leaving for you.
00:06:56Stay back.
00:06:57You don't lose them.
00:07:22Oh, he's so cute!
00:07:24Oh, he's so cute!
00:07:26Hello?
00:07:27May I please speak to Robert?
00:07:29Robert!
00:07:30Robert!
00:07:31He's home!
00:07:31Ah!
00:07:33Uh, just don't let my mom catch you doing that.
00:07:36She won't.
00:07:38It's I'm in, remember?
00:07:40We still having a sleepover?
00:07:42Yeah, my mom said it's okay.
00:07:47No!
00:07:49Don't tell me.
00:07:50You're out of Chile!
00:07:52You finished it up last time you were here.
00:07:55You could make a sandwich like we did.
00:07:57I'm feeling like something hot.
00:08:00Oh, I've got to call my mom and let her know I'm here.
00:08:02Can I use the phone?
00:08:03Yeah.
00:08:06Help yourself, thanks.
00:08:13Hi, Robert.
00:08:15What you doing?
00:08:16What's the matter?
00:08:18Your sister's on the phone.
00:08:20Give it to me.
00:08:27So, just tell me who you like.
00:08:29I like my mother.
00:08:30I heard you like Angela Williams.
00:08:33Angela Williams?
00:08:34Who told you that?
00:08:36It's not polite to eavesdrop.
00:08:38Hey!
00:08:39Stu!
00:08:42If you guys want some, I'll open it through a can.
00:08:47Who is this?
00:08:52Becky Mae Davis.
00:08:54Can you get off the phone?
00:08:55Zeke needs to call her as well.
00:08:57Becky?
00:08:57I thought that was you.
00:08:59Get alive!
00:09:10What's wrong?
00:09:11What did he say?
00:09:12Was he rude?
00:09:15I am going to kill him.
00:09:19Becky?
00:09:20Who?
00:09:20Who, Robert?
00:09:21Becky?
00:09:23You guys never answered.
00:09:26Last chance first.
00:09:27You!
00:09:29I am sick of your teasing and your stupid dumb jokes.
00:09:33I'm going to kill you!
00:09:35I'm going to kill you!
00:09:35Bare hands!
00:09:36Okay, we don't have to do this, Becky.
00:09:38He didn't mean it.
00:09:39Freeze!
00:09:40Now!
00:09:43Brett said I could have some.
00:09:45Honest.
00:09:47All right.
00:09:48What's going on here?
00:09:52Back off, Stu.
00:09:56I will never, as long as I live, be able to show my face in that school again.
00:10:00I am so humiliated.
00:10:02I am ruined!
00:10:04What are you talking about?
00:10:06She was calling guys again, Mom.
00:10:12All I did was tell Becky that Zeke needed to call his mom.
00:10:16She had another one of her tizzy fits.
00:10:19All right.
00:10:19We're going to talk about this later.
00:10:21Hello?
00:10:23Oh, yes.
00:10:24This is Becky's mother.
00:10:27Oh, gee.
00:10:28Oh, that's terrible.
00:10:30I'm sorry.
00:10:33Um, I see.
00:10:35Could you hold on for just a minute?
00:10:38It's Mosiah Jackson, and he said his nanny had to go into the hospital, and he needs a babysitter,
00:10:43and Sarah Bird's mother gave him your name.
00:10:46Mosiah Jackson?
00:10:47Yeah, do you know him?
00:10:48Are you kidding, Mom?
00:10:50Mosiah!
00:10:51The Messiah!
00:10:53Oh, tell him yes!
00:10:55But, honey, you've never really babysat before.
00:10:57I'll go!
00:10:59I don't think he's that desperate.
00:11:01Mom, I can handle this.
00:11:03Please!
00:11:05I know a girl who babysat for them before, and she got $100.
00:11:09Please!
00:11:10$100 bucks?
00:11:12I'll go.
00:11:13Butt out, Brad!
00:11:14Becky!
00:11:18Hi.
00:11:19Hi.
00:11:19Well, I talked everything over with my daughter, and she said that she'd love to.
00:11:24Well, she's nearly 14.
00:11:28Well, all right.
00:11:28If it would make you feel more comfortable, I could check in on her periodically.
00:11:33Uh, all right.
00:11:35Fine.
00:11:36Three o'clock.
00:11:38Yes!
00:11:58Sorry, hon.
00:11:59It'll just be a second.
00:12:25Well, well.
00:12:27Well, if it ain't Jackie, boy.
00:12:31Hey, Jackie, you haven't been purposely trying to avoid us now, have you?
00:12:34No, but, uh, haven't exactly been looking for you either.
00:12:38Good, I like an honest man.
00:12:40Big Jimmy was getting a peculiar idea that you was.
00:12:44Look, guys, I know I owe Big Jimmy the money.
00:12:47I just don't have it right now.
00:12:49I need a little more time.
00:12:50I'm under a lot of pressure right now.
00:12:52We're gonna relieve a little bit of that pressure.
00:12:54On behalf of Big Jimmy, we are authorized to make you a little proposition.
00:13:02What kind of proposition?
00:13:05You do a little favor for Big Jimmy, in return for which you will get terminal amnesia by what you
00:13:10owe.
00:13:13Is it illegal?
00:13:16Is it illegal?
00:13:17Because if it's illegal, I can't do it.
00:13:20I'm a family man now.
00:13:21I haven't stolen nothing in five years.
00:13:22You know that, Danny.
00:13:23If you need a Big Jimmy, guess what you owe me.
00:13:26We're gonna take you for a little ride and introduce you to our friend, Max Payne.
00:13:31Yeah, the Max is short for maximum.
00:13:37I'm listening.
00:13:39This is a little boy.
00:13:40I figured you'd hear him wouldn't prove.
00:13:43Big Jimmy just wants you to pick up something small for him.
00:13:46A piece of cake.
00:13:47Just follow the simple directions.
00:13:50Right on a box stop.
00:13:54Nice car.
00:14:00Listen, you guys.
00:14:01Just have a great time and don't worry about a thing.
00:14:05I mean, what could possibly go wrong?
00:14:06I'll be checking in every half hour.
00:14:09Okay.
00:14:10Well, look.
00:14:10We'll be home around 9.30.
00:14:12And we'll have our cell phones with us if you need anything.
00:14:14All right.
00:14:15Okay.
00:14:15Bye.
00:14:16Have fun.
00:14:17Bye-bye.
00:14:18Now, do you have any questions before I go?
00:14:21Yeah.
00:14:22Why do they want me to feed him prunes?
00:14:24Well, I don't know.
00:14:24Maybe he's constipated.
00:14:33Now, if you need me for anything, call, all right?
00:14:36Mother, I'll be fine.
00:14:38This is going to be easy.
00:14:39Don't you let him out of your sight, all right?
00:14:41Mother.
00:14:41I love you.
00:14:42Bye-bye.
00:14:43Bye-bye.
00:14:43Bye-bye.
00:14:44Bye.
00:15:06Look at the bear.
00:15:07This is Sonny.
00:15:08This is Sonny.
00:15:09He was my bear when I was a little girl.
00:15:12Open wide.
00:15:13Open wide.
00:15:14Mm, is that good?
00:15:15Sorry, I'm not that good at this.
00:15:18I'll be right back, cutie, okay?
00:15:20Promise.
00:15:36I'll be right back.
00:15:36I'll be right back.
00:15:39Bye-bye.
00:15:39Bye-bye.
00:15:41Bye-bye.
00:15:43Bye-bye.
00:15:45Bye-bye.
00:16:12This is a sick, bad joke, Brad.
00:16:15You've gone too far this time.
00:16:18How would you feel if someone did this to you?
00:16:20I think we should just give them back.
00:16:22Okay, okay, I will.
00:16:24In a minute.
00:16:25For crying out loud, would you chill?
00:16:28Do you always have to ruin everything?
00:16:31This is fun.
00:16:33This is the kind of stuff you do to older sisters.
00:16:36That's why you have older sisters.
00:16:38It's good for her.
00:16:40Whoa!
00:16:42Oh!
00:16:44Eww!
00:16:46Eww!
00:16:46Eww!
00:16:47Eww!
00:16:49Eww!
00:16:50It's coming from the diaper.
00:16:52He must have diarrhea.
00:16:54Time's up.
00:16:55Let's go tell Becky.
00:16:56Good idea.
00:16:57You mean you don't think we should let her suffer a little longer?
00:17:01No!
00:17:02One will blast like the last one, and this car is going to launch.
00:17:05Take him!
00:17:06No way!
00:17:07Hey!
00:17:08Come on!
00:17:09It stinks in here.
00:17:10Let's go get Becky.
00:17:11What am I going to do with him?
00:17:13Leave him.
00:17:15He's not going anywhere.
00:17:17Becky!
00:17:17Oh!
00:17:19Oh!
00:17:25Becky!
00:17:26Becky!
00:17:29Brad!
00:17:30Somebody took the baby!
00:17:31Becky, listen to me!
00:17:32It was us.
00:17:33It was a dumb joke.
00:17:35The baby is all right.
00:17:36Look, they left this note.
00:17:37They told me not to call the police.
00:17:38What he's trying to tell you is that you don't have to call the police, because we're the ones
00:17:42that took the baby.
00:17:43What are the Jacksons going to say?
00:17:45What's mom going to say?
00:17:48Let me through.
00:17:51Listen to me, Becky.
00:17:53Let me explain.
00:17:54We did something really stupid, okay?
00:17:58It was us that wrote the note and took the baby.
00:18:08Sorry, Becky.
00:18:09It was only a joke.
00:18:13A joke.
00:18:15A joke.
00:18:17It's always a joke.
00:18:20I'm sick of your stupid jokes.
00:18:22Where is he?
00:18:23He's in the garage.
00:18:31Where is he?
00:18:32In the big car.
00:18:34What big car?
00:18:36What do you mean, what big car?
00:18:39Go on, right over.
00:18:44That's it.
00:18:45I've had enough.
00:18:47Quit playing games.
00:18:48Where is the baby?
00:18:51I got the car.
00:18:52I'm on my way to meet you now.
00:18:56Hey.
00:18:57Good work, Jackie boy.
00:18:58You got the hot wiring.
00:19:01Nope.
00:19:01Keys were in it.
00:19:03You're kidding.
00:19:04You missed the spot.
00:19:05I missed the spot.
00:19:07I'm in here.
00:19:10I mean, I know where I'm going.
00:19:12The first thing you're going to have to do is hose this baby out.
00:19:16Smells like something seriously died in here.
00:19:19We'll take care of it.
00:19:20Oh, and another thing I got news for you guys.
00:19:22The car's not gray.
00:19:24It's blue.
00:19:25It's gray.
00:19:27Metallic gray.
00:19:28Not to contradict it, Danny, but I know gray when I see it, and I know blue when I see
00:19:32it.
00:19:33These wheels are blue.
00:19:34Gray.
00:19:35Blue.
00:19:36Gray.
00:19:38Are you or are you not behind the wheel of a Rolls Royce Silver Shadow?
00:19:44What's the classic guy?
00:19:45Over there.
00:19:46Over there.
00:19:47How are you?
00:19:48Take a look at the glove box.
00:19:58Lincoln Town Car.
00:19:59Lincoln Town Car?
00:20:01You idiot.
00:20:02You stole the wrong car.
00:20:05Hey, hey.
00:20:05Who are you calling an idiot?
00:20:07This was the only car in the garage.
00:20:09Oh, my dude.
00:20:13He stole the wrong car.
00:20:15What?
00:20:17What?
00:20:17What?
00:20:17He stole the wrong car.
00:20:19Oh.
00:20:20Oh, my God.
00:20:21Oh, my God.
00:20:22Oh, my God.
00:20:22Oh, my God.
00:20:23Oh, my God.
00:20:23Oh, my God.
00:20:24Oh, my God.
00:20:24Oh, my God.
00:20:25Oh, my God.
00:20:25Oh, my God.
00:20:25I don't think that whoever took the car wanted to steal the baby.
00:20:28Maybe they'll bring him back.
00:20:30They will when they get a whiff of that diaper.
00:20:32All I know is we've got to get the baby back before Big Mo gets home.
00:20:36And before Mom finds out.
00:20:43It's Mom.
00:20:44You've got to answer it.
00:20:50Hello, Jacksons.
00:20:52Hi, honey.
00:20:53It's Mom.
00:20:55Hi, Mom.
00:20:56Well, I'm still cleaning up here.
00:20:58So I figure I'm going to be over there in about, I'd say, 20 minutes.
00:21:02You don't have to, really.
00:21:03Everything is fine.
00:21:05I know.
00:21:08Okay.
00:21:10Okay.
00:21:12Love you.
00:21:13Bye.
00:21:13Bye-bye.
00:21:20She promised that Jackson she checked on the baby.
00:21:24She's going to be here in 20 minutes.
00:21:27What are we going to do?
00:21:29I wish I could stay, but I've got to go home.
00:21:33You're in this to the end.
00:21:35Just like the rest of us.
00:21:36Okay, okay.
00:21:37That's enough.
00:21:39We don't have time for that.
00:21:41We need to keep cool, calm, and creative.
00:21:44Think of this as a challenge, not a problem.
00:21:50That's right.
00:21:51Good thinking, Zeke.
00:21:53Is there any way you can keep Mom from seeing the baby?
00:21:57No.
00:22:00I've got to get a baby.
00:22:02Sure.
00:22:03Babies were hired.
00:22:04They're in the phone book.
00:22:06Hey, what about your sister?
00:22:07Are you crazy?
00:22:10Not a bad idea, but she's older, bigger, and she's a girl.
00:22:16Mom's going to be here in 18 minutes.
00:22:19Got a better idea?
00:22:20I don't believe this.
00:22:24Okay.
00:22:26Here's what we've got to do.
00:22:31Come on, baby.
00:22:37No!
00:22:39Oh, man.
00:23:04You would not believe this wedding.
00:23:06It was absolutely beautiful.
00:23:09You know how usually the dresses are kind of scary for the bridesmaids.
00:23:12These dresses.
00:23:13Yeah, they fit them all.
00:23:15They did.
00:23:16I'm not kidding.
00:23:17It was great.
00:23:18Oh, of course.
00:23:21How am I supposed to know how it got in the car?
00:23:23I don't want any part of this.
00:23:25Stealing a car is bad enough.
00:23:27Kidnapping is a federal crime.
00:23:29Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:23:30Wait a minute.
00:23:31Are you telling me that you got Mosiah, the Messiah's kid, in a car with you right now?
00:23:43Wait a minute.
00:23:45Wait a minute.
00:23:45This is Mosiah?
00:23:48The Messiah Jackson's kid?
00:23:50Apparently, that's who's blue Lincoln you're driving.
00:23:53Move your big feet, will you?
00:23:55I can't hear myself thinking with that thing.
00:23:57You want to do this, huh?
00:23:59Yeah, you do it.
00:24:00Move me for it.
00:24:01Jackie, you watch where you're putting that thing.
00:24:05Jackie, Jackie, you still with me?
00:24:06You watch where you're putting that thing.
00:24:09Jackie, Jackie.
00:24:11Do me a favor.
00:24:12You tell Big Jimmy that I will gladly go 15 rounds with Max Payne before I get caught with
00:24:18a franchisor's kid.
00:24:19I am out of here.
00:24:21Jackie, Jackie.
00:24:22We got to call Big Jimmy.
00:24:26You done?
00:24:27Max?
00:24:28You want to get me behind the ear?
00:24:29Yeah.
00:24:29Yeah.
00:24:40You got the goods?
00:24:45Very interesting.
00:24:47Get the stooge and the kid, then call me.
00:25:09You guys got to stall my mom at the front door.
00:25:11I'm going out the back.
00:25:13Give me a few minutes.
00:25:39Hey, what are you doing here, huh?
00:25:42Oh, what's that?
00:25:44Hey.
00:25:45Hey.
00:25:46You in it?
00:25:47Uh, I'll go try and get on my good side now.
00:25:49Hey, what's your name?
00:25:53Goo?
00:25:54It's a good name.
00:25:55My name's Jack.
00:25:56How you doing?
00:25:57Jack, no lucker, Tucker.
00:25:59Today's turned out to be not so good, and I got a feeling it ain't going to get a whole
00:26:03lot better.
00:26:04Oh, you are a cute little stinker.
00:26:09Woof.
00:26:09Instead of goo, we should call you poo.
00:26:12Woof.
00:26:13I'll tell you what.
00:26:14We're going to have to do something about that, goo, because that is nasty.
00:26:19Come here.
00:26:20Come here.
00:26:21Woof.
00:26:22Here we go.
00:26:23Now, get one thing straight right now, goo.
00:26:26Mom, there are not many guys in this world who are going to give you the shirt off their
00:26:30back.
00:26:31Oh, you'll feel better after I change it.
00:26:33Hold on.
00:26:34Hold on.
00:26:35You're going to Hawaii?
00:26:37You're kidding.
00:26:38I'm jealous.
00:26:39I want to go.
00:26:42That's great.
00:26:43What kind of deal did you guys get?
00:26:45I want to go.
00:26:48Hold on for a minute, Mom.
00:26:54Mom.
00:26:54Mom, let me call you back, okay?
00:26:57All right.
00:26:57Bye-bye.
00:27:06Hi, Mrs. J.
00:27:06Hi, Mrs. J.
00:27:08Zeke here?
00:27:09No.
00:27:10I thought it was with you guys.
00:27:11If you see him, tell him we're looking for him.
00:27:14There you go.
00:27:15All right.
00:27:16That ought to do it.
00:27:17Now, let's get you back home where you belong.
00:27:34You're right.
00:27:35All right.
00:28:03Where are you, Brad?
00:28:08Where were you? What took you so long?
00:28:10You've got to be kidding me.
00:28:12Stu got his mom's cell phone, I got the trash bags on the tape,
00:28:15and we all got to see Sister in under 15 minutes.
00:28:26Oh, no. This is going to be a stretch.
00:28:29Think of it as a challenge, not a problem.
00:28:34Come on, you guys. We've got to work fast.
00:28:36Everybody know what to do?
00:28:37Yeah.
00:28:38Let's go.
00:28:39Hi, sweetie. How are you?
00:28:42Good, good.
00:29:04Jessica! Jessica! Honey!
00:29:10No!
00:29:12Jessica! Jessica! Honey!
00:29:13No, no, no.
00:29:23Bye!
00:29:24No, no.
00:29:25No, sorry.
00:29:36I'm sorry.
00:29:36No, no, no, no.
00:29:39No, no, no.
00:29:42It's just a pain.
00:29:43That was done to me.
00:29:43I'm sorry, not to see a pain.
00:29:43I told you not to see that's a pain.
00:29:43I am!
00:30:23Alright, we're ready! Get the baby in the crib!
00:30:29Quick! You! Put her in bed! I'll get the door!
00:30:32Get out of here!
00:30:39Hi!
00:30:40Hi. How's it going?
00:30:44Good. Good.
00:30:47Come on. Come on.
00:30:51Please, please.
00:30:58Get out!
00:31:02Come on, come on, come on.
00:31:06So, where's the baby?
00:31:08In bed.
00:31:10Yeah.
00:31:13Good.
00:31:16What are we standing here for? I've been dying to see this house.
00:31:29Oh, what a beautiful home.
00:31:39Wait a minute. What are you doing?
00:31:40Well, you said you want to see the house.
00:31:43Mm-hmm.
00:31:44So, let's start with the living room.
00:31:46Okie dokie.
00:31:46Okay.
00:31:47Alright.
00:31:49Oh, isn't that pretty?
00:31:53Oh, gee.
00:31:57Oh, look at this.
00:32:00Don't you just think this room is the coolest?
00:32:02Oh, yeah.
00:32:03Don't you just love it?
00:32:04Yeah.
00:32:04It's like part of a magazine.
00:32:06Don't you think?
00:32:06Oh, it's beautiful.
00:32:09Isn't it amazing how everything perfectly matches?
00:32:13Since when did you get so interested in interior design?
00:32:16Where have you been, Mom?
00:32:17I've always been into design.
00:32:20Well, wait a minute.
00:32:21Thanks for coming over, Mom.
00:32:22I really appreciated it.
00:32:23Well, I think I hear the baby crying.
00:32:25What? I don't hear anything.
00:32:26I do.
00:32:27Where's his room?
00:32:31Please don't cry.
00:32:32Please don't cry.
00:32:34Good.
00:32:35There we go.
00:32:36Good girl.
00:32:39Is the baby's room down here?
00:32:44Hey, honey, what's wrong with these lights?
00:32:47Weird, huh?
00:32:48Yeah.
00:32:48It's some sort of new parental theory.
00:32:51What?
00:32:53It's like if you keep the room as close as possible to being like the mother's womb,
00:32:58then the baby will be much more adjusted or something like that.
00:33:01When did you hear all this?
00:33:03Well, Mrs. Jackson called right after you left, and she kind of explained some things.
00:33:09Strange.
00:33:10Well, let's check and see if the baby has dirty diapers.
00:33:12I just changed them.
00:33:13Well, let's check anyway.
00:33:15Get me a diaper.
00:33:16Mother, I told you.
00:33:17I just changed them.
00:33:20Oh, my goodness, get me a diaper.
00:33:23Oh.
00:33:25Oh.
00:33:26There we go.
00:33:29Oh, I was right.
00:33:31He is wet.
00:33:32Is that what was wrong, sweetie?
00:33:37No.
00:33:38I must be losing my mind because, um, I thought that this baby was a boy.
00:33:45Doesn't little Moe stand for little Mosiah after his dad?
00:33:49Um, actually, Moe stands for Mariah.
00:33:55Mariah.
00:33:58Well, it's funny how the mind plays tricks on you.
00:34:03There we go.
00:34:04And I don't remember the baby having all this hair, and she looked so much smaller in her daddy's arms.
00:34:14Oh, okay, there we go.
00:34:15Whee!
00:34:16Precious little girl.
00:34:17Now, I want you to check in on her every 20 minutes until her parents come home.
00:34:23There you go.
00:34:25Okay.
00:34:30So now, if you need anything, call me, okay?
00:34:33Okay.
00:34:34Well, it looks like everything's going smoothly.
00:34:36I'm just so proud of you.
00:34:39Bye-bye, honey.
00:34:40Bye.
00:34:50Bye-bye.
00:34:53Fred!
00:34:55Fred!
00:35:00Don't worry, Lou.
00:35:02We're gonna have you back home in no time.
00:35:26Come on.
00:35:31Where'd you come up with that new parental theory thing?
00:35:34Forget that!
00:35:35We've got more important things to worry about!
00:35:38We have to get that baby back!
00:35:41Why haven't they called?
00:35:43I don't know.
00:35:45Did it work?
00:35:47Yeah.
00:35:48Yes!
00:35:55It's Mom.
00:35:56Hi, Mom.
00:35:59You're kidding.
00:36:02Really?
00:36:05Don't worry.
00:36:07I'll be careful.
00:36:08I'm fine.
00:36:10Bye.
00:36:15The police are at your house.
00:36:18Your mother thinks your baby sister was kidnapped.
00:36:26Oh, man.
00:36:33Are the cops still inside?
00:36:35Yeah.
00:36:39Don't worry. I'll get it this time.
00:36:46Yes!
00:36:47Nice work.
00:36:49I really think this is gonna work.
00:36:52What?
00:36:52You got a better idea?
00:36:54It should. It worked okay at camp.
00:36:57Okay, I think we're ready.
00:36:58Go trim and make sure nobody sees you.
00:37:03Here.
00:37:04I'll get it.
00:37:04I'm getting it.
00:37:10Come on, guys. Hurry!
00:37:13Come on, guys. Hurry!
00:37:19Come on, guys. Hurry!
00:37:45You and my wife are gonna need a room.
00:37:52Roll it out.
00:37:5425 bucks.
00:38:07Zeke know about the test run?
00:38:08Oh, no. I forgot to tell him.
00:38:10You better call him.
00:38:12Zeke.
00:38:14Zeke.
00:38:16Zeke.
00:38:18This radio's off.
00:38:19I told him to keep the radio on.
00:38:21Come on, we gotta move.
00:38:23Can't wait to see his face when he gets hit by my backpack.
00:38:26Yeah, I know. Ready?
00:38:27Yeah.
00:39:04Zeke, Zeke, if you can hear me, that was not your baby sister, it was just my backpack.
00:39:10I made a few adjustments, it should work this time.
00:39:15All set?
00:39:27I was upstairs putting the towels away and I walked into her room to check on her because
00:39:37she was really quiet.
00:39:39I looked into the crib and...
00:39:47Okay, we're ready.
00:39:49One, two, three!
00:40:09Yeah!
00:40:17Alright, let's go.
00:40:18Alright.
00:40:20She wasn't there and I looked everywhere, I swear I looked everywhere.
00:40:24Look who I found upstairs!
00:40:27Oh my goodness!
00:40:28Oh my gosh!
00:40:29Jessica!
00:40:32She must have got out of her crib, she was playing in the closet.
00:40:35In the closet?
00:40:41I'm so sorry.
00:40:43I feel so foolish.
00:40:45Mom, I'm going over to Brad's house.
00:40:47Bye!
00:40:48Wait a minute, honey.
00:40:50Honey, how did you get...
00:41:04Do you read me?
00:41:05I read you.
00:41:07I think my mom bought it.
00:41:08I'm on my way.
00:41:09I'll meet you at the house in a few minutes.
00:41:11Over and out.
00:41:20Hello, Jacksons.
00:41:24Oh, hi Mrs. Jackson.
00:41:29Little Mo?
00:41:31The baby?
00:41:34Oh, he hasn't made a peep practically the whole time I've been here.
00:41:40Everything's fine?
00:41:43Okay.
00:41:44Bye.
00:41:45Bye-bye.
00:41:47Bye-bye.
00:41:51Bye.
00:42:12Hallo.
00:42:14l
00:42:29Hey, guys, you're not going to believe this.
00:42:32I think I found Messiah's car.
00:42:34It's in the alley right behind Chad Forrester's house.
00:42:37Are you sure?
00:42:38I'm pretty sure.
00:42:39Hurry.
00:42:49Okay, here we go.
00:42:52Here we go.
00:42:54Okay.
00:42:56Here we go.
00:42:58Come on.
00:42:59Here we go.
00:43:00Here we go.
00:43:02I'll put you right in there.
00:43:03Just like this.
00:43:04Okay.
00:43:05There you go.
00:43:06Now you stay right there.
00:43:08That's good.
00:43:09There.
00:43:10Sure looks like the same car.
00:43:12That's what I thought.
00:43:13It's the same car, all right.
00:43:15Come here.
00:43:19Oh, that's it, all right.
00:43:20Whoever took the car took little Mo's diaper.
00:43:23That alone should give him a reduced sentence.
00:43:25No kidding.
00:43:26He must have ran out of gas, which means he's on foot and keep in love with the baby.
00:43:32That's right.
00:43:33You guys, we're going to have to split up.
00:43:35Radio if you find anything and meet back here at 8 o'clock.
00:43:46Okay.
00:43:47All right, now, uh, listen up, Goo.
00:43:50Uncle Jackie has to run up the street.
00:43:51I got to get you something to eat.
00:43:53Got to get you some diapers and something to wear.
00:43:55Because in case you haven't noticed, I'm running out of clothes.
00:44:00Okay.
00:44:00Now, um, I'll be back in, uh, three shakes of a little lamby's tail.
00:44:12Okay.
00:44:13Okay.
00:44:14I'll be right back.
00:44:17Okay.
00:44:42Oh, uh, you got anything for babies with, uh, diarrhea?
00:44:47Uh, no, no, no.
00:44:48I'm sorry.
00:44:49Thanks.
00:45:00Anything for babies with diarrhea?
00:45:04Holy smokes.
00:45:15Hey, guys, I think I may have something.
00:45:17Go ahead.
00:45:18A guy with no shirt on just bought a bunch of baby stuff and asked the guy at the counter
00:45:22if you had anything for babies with diarrhea.
00:45:25Meet me at the Kendo Motel on May.
00:45:27All right, got it.
00:45:28Over and out.
00:45:29I know I should have called, Bobby Jean.
00:45:32Uh, now why would you go and say a thing like that for?
00:45:37You know I haven't been in trouble since the first day you came into my life.
00:45:41Soon.
00:45:43Yeah, I just got to do some cleaning up and then I'm coming right home.
00:45:46Oh, I love you too, baby.
00:45:48Okay, bye.
00:45:57All right, Goo.
00:45:58Are you ready for this bath or what?
00:46:04Hello, Jacksons.
00:46:05Becky, Becky!
00:46:06Miss High is about ready to accept the MVP trophy.
00:46:09Channel 5.
00:46:10Hurry, honey.
00:46:11Okay, thanks.
00:46:12Bye.
00:46:17And this year's NBA Most Valuable Player Award goes to Messiah Jackson for the sixth consecutive year.
00:46:26Ladies and gentlemen, Messiah Jackson.
00:46:39Wow.
00:46:41Thank you very much.
00:46:43I would like to take all the credit for this, but a great coach once said that the key to
00:46:49stardom is the rest of the team.
00:46:52Next, I'd like to thank my family.
00:46:54Wise man once said that no success in life can compensate for a failure in the home.
00:47:01I'm a firm believer in that.
00:47:02I base my entire life on that.
00:47:06As you all know, Roxy and I have been blessed with a wonderful child.
00:47:12Little Mo.
00:47:13I'd trade all six of these trophies for that kid.
00:47:17If anyone were to ever harm that child or was careless with that child, I would have to inflict great
00:47:24bodily harm on them.
00:47:40I'd like to thank my coaches, Coach Steel, Coach Taylor, for all their great support and confidence in me.
00:47:56Brad, why aren't you calling me?
00:47:59Brad!
00:48:06You saw him go in there.
00:48:08Yeah.
00:48:09Which room?
00:48:11Didn't see.
00:48:13Darn, I wish we could get into the office and look at the registration.
00:48:16Wouldn't do any good.
00:48:18We don't even know his name.
00:48:26Darn, I wish we could get into the office.
00:48:27That him?
00:48:28Yeah.
00:48:53This is Jack.
00:48:54Hey, Jackie, my main man.
00:48:56Where you been?
00:48:57We've been looking for you all afternoon.
00:48:58We've been calling.
00:48:59Sorry, I had the phone turned off.
00:49:02Oh, I see.
00:49:03So, uh, what's your status?
00:49:05Well, tried to get the kid back, but couldn't.
00:49:09You still got the kid with you?
00:49:12Yep.
00:49:13So, uh, what are your plans?
00:49:16Can we be of any assistance to you?
00:49:18You hungry?
00:49:19Can we get you something?
00:49:21I'm going to clean the kid up, uh, call the cops, then I'm out of here.
00:49:25Call the cops?
00:49:26Um, yes, uh, no, no, no, no, no, no, that's a good idea.
00:49:34You know, we talked to the boss before.
00:49:36He's in a rare good mood.
00:49:38Says he's cool with everything.
00:49:40Says he'll even forget what you owe him.
00:49:42Um, you know, kind of everything we put you through, all the inconvenience and all.
00:49:47Tell, uh, tell Big Jimmy thanks.
00:49:51Ah, don't mention it.
00:49:53And look, we'd like to even further our generosity by taking you to the missus.
00:49:57Um, what's your location?
00:50:00I don't know, some dump on Main.
00:50:02I think it's called the, uh, Kendell.
00:50:04The Kendell.
00:50:05What room?
00:50:06What room?
00:50:06What room?
00:50:06Yeah, what room?
00:50:08What room?
00:50:09What room?
00:50:13Jack, Jack, Jack, are you there?
00:50:19Yeah.
00:50:20Yeah, I'm here.
00:50:22Look, uh, you guys don't got to trouble yourselves coming all the way out here.
00:50:26I'll work it out.
00:50:28Oh, whatever you say, Jackie, you're the man.
00:50:30All right, take it easy.
00:50:32We got to call Big Jimmy.
00:50:37Let's go get some pizza.
00:50:40Don't you ever come up for air?
00:50:48Yeah?
00:50:52Nice work.
00:50:54You tell Mr. Basketball we're gonna give him a bargain.
00:50:58Only 10 million for the kid.
00:51:09Hey, don't you.
00:51:15Hey.
00:51:37Okay, does that feel good, Goo, huh?
00:51:38Hey, did I tell you my Bobby Jean is going to have three little Goos just like you?
00:51:42What do you think about that, huh?
00:51:43Hey, you know what?
00:51:45They're half as cute as you are.
00:51:46We'll be in good shape, right?
00:51:48Yeah.
00:51:49Let's get that.
00:51:50There we go.
00:51:51There we go.
00:51:55Let's do the other side.
00:51:58Here we go.
00:51:59They're going very good.
00:52:00Here's a dog for you.
00:52:02Hello.
00:52:03I am a dog.
00:52:03I am a dog.
00:52:05I am a dog.
00:52:07I am a dog.
00:52:20I am a dog.
00:52:40I am a dog.
00:52:52I am a dog.
00:52:54I am a dog.
00:52:59I am a dog.
00:53:01I don't know.
00:53:03He doesn't seem like a bad guy.
00:53:05I got an idea that just might work.
00:53:10Here we go.
00:53:11Come on.
00:53:11Oh, look how handsome you look.
00:53:13Oh, you're looking so good.
00:53:15Yeah.
00:53:16I let Uncle Jackie take a look at you.
00:53:18Come here.
00:53:19Oh, you look great.
00:53:21I know.
00:53:22It's the only shirt they had in the store.
00:53:24What can I tell you?
00:53:26Hey, Goo, you know what?
00:53:27I'm going to miss you.
00:53:28I am.
00:53:29I'm going to miss you.
00:53:30Hey, do me a favor.
00:53:32Huh?
00:53:33When you grow up to be a big star like your daddy,
00:53:36try not to forget about us little guys, all right?
00:53:38Try to remember who gave you the shirt right off his back.
00:53:41Come here.
00:53:42Come here.
00:53:44Come here.
00:53:46Come here.
00:53:47Come here.
00:53:47Stay right there.
00:53:48Be right back.
00:54:05Hey, mister!
00:54:08Down here, mister!
00:54:11Pick up the walkie-talkie.
00:54:16Okay.
00:54:17Look over here by the phone.
00:54:23If you want to talk to us, press the red button on the side.
00:54:29What's this all about?
00:54:30Me, my sister, and my friends are all in big trouble,
00:54:33and you're the only one who can help us.
00:54:35Is this some kind of joke or something?
00:54:37No, listen.
00:54:38You know, you have the baby, mister.
00:54:42My sister's babysitting for Messiah.
00:54:44The Messiah Jackson's little baby boy.
00:54:46And I played a dumb joke on her, and I left him in the car.
00:54:50And then you stole the car.
00:54:53I mean, you borrowed the car.
00:54:56Well, we need to get him back before the parents get there.
00:54:58We're gonna be in big trouble.
00:55:01If you give us back the baby, we promise we won't say anything about you.
00:55:05Please help, or we're gonna have to call the police.
00:55:07We don't want to, but we don't have a choice.
00:55:10Look, I've already put the money, and all I have to do is dial 911.
00:55:15So, what do you think, mister?
00:55:22The kids are pretty smart.
00:55:25I didn't mean to kidnap the baby.
00:55:27I didn't even know he was in the car.
00:55:28And I tried to get him back, but there were people around, honest.
00:55:33And I stole the car, yeah, but not because I wanted to.
00:55:37I had no choice.
00:55:38But that's a whole nother story.
00:55:42Look, it has been one long, lousy day, and I just want to get home to my wife.
00:55:48So, if you want the baby, come and get him.
00:55:55He'd be doing me a big favor.
00:56:03Cub Scout's honor?
00:56:05Cub Scout's honor.
00:56:10Tell a lie, hope to die, stick a needle in your eye.
00:56:14Tell a lie, hope to die, stick a needle in my eye.
00:56:18Good.
00:56:20All right then.
00:56:21Here we come.
00:56:45Hey, I got a hot-to-go pizza here for a guy that checked in here a little while ago,
00:56:51and the moron forgot to tell me what room he's in.
00:56:53Eight.
00:56:54Thanks.
00:57:07The police.
00:57:10Did you get it?
00:57:16Roommate.
00:57:17Good work.
00:57:27Next time you're cleaning the car.
00:57:29Never mind that. Come on, we've got work to do. Let's go.
00:57:32Clean the car, I clean.
00:57:38All right, remember our deal. Not a word to anyone about me.
00:57:42Not a word.
00:57:43Okay, come on, let's all get out of here.
00:57:45Hold it, hold it, hold it.
00:57:49What are they doing here?
00:57:51All right, look, you guys are going to have to hide in the closet just for a second.
00:57:54Come on, no, no, two guys, they can get pretty ugly sometimes.
00:57:57Maybe nothing better safe than sorry.
00:57:58Shh, I'll let you know when they're gone. Just safe, just for a second.
00:58:01There you go. All right.
00:58:04Jackie, open up.
00:58:09Hey, my main man, how you been? Good to see you.
00:58:15Don't tell me.
00:58:16That's Messiah's baby.
00:58:18What are you guys doing here? I thought I told you I didn't need you.
00:58:21New plan, Jack.
00:58:25That's a very nice shirt.
00:58:38Hello, Jacksons.
00:58:40Is Mosiah there?
00:58:42May I ask who's calling, please?
00:58:44I'm an old friend of his.
00:58:46We used to play ball together.
00:58:48Um, well, sorry he's not home right now.
00:58:51Oh, gee, it's very important.
00:58:53Uh, what time's you gonna be home?
00:58:579.30.
00:58:599.30. Uh, who are you?
00:59:02The babysitter.
00:59:03The babysitter?
00:59:05How can you be the babysitter when we got the baby?
00:59:10Now, you listen to me.
00:59:12You tell Mr. MVP we got his kid,
00:59:14and we're gonna call him at 9.30 sharp to make the deal.
00:59:18You got it?
00:59:23There is no way that you're taking that baby.
00:59:26That kid's going back to his parents where he belongs.
00:59:30What a hell of a lass.
00:59:30Uh!
00:59:33Ha, ha, ha, ha.
00:59:49Ha, ha, ha.
00:59:53Ha, ha.
00:59:55Ha, ha, ha, ha.
00:59:57Shh.
01:00:04I'm getting tired of being in this crummy room.
01:00:08Hey, why don't you go get us something to eat, all right?
01:00:11I tell you, I'm so hungry, my stomach is eating my backbone.
01:00:15How could you be hungry?
01:00:16You just downed an extra large pizza five minutes ago.
01:00:20What extra large?
01:00:21I had two mediums.
01:00:23I saw this nice chicken place down the road.
01:00:26I don't do chicken.
01:00:27Come on, come on, butchie boy.
01:00:29I'm buying, all right?
01:00:31Get me the nice 10-piece family meal with extra baked beans,
01:00:35potato salad, coleslaw, oh, and the nice biscuits
01:00:39you put the honey on, all right?
01:00:40And one extra large diet soda.
01:00:44Diet?
01:00:47You just make sure you keep an eye on everything, huh?
01:00:50I ain't going nowhere.
01:00:52And he ain't either.
01:01:15What do you think these guys are?
01:01:17I don't know.
01:01:20We can't stay in here all night.
01:01:22I said we would make a run for it and call the police.
01:01:25Another great idea, Bert.
01:01:26Bert.
01:01:27Birch.
01:01:27It's not not worth it.
01:01:28Go ahead.
01:01:29Make a run for it.
01:01:31Ah.
01:01:32Gryph.
01:01:34Gryph.
01:01:36Gryph.
01:01:37Gryph.
01:01:38Gryph.
01:01:39Gryph.
01:01:39Gryph.
01:01:40Gryph.
01:01:42Gryph.
01:01:42Gryph.
01:01:42Gryph.
01:01:43Gryph.
01:01:44Gryph.
01:01:46Gryph.
01:01:46Gryph.
01:01:47Gryph.
01:01:48Gryph.
01:01:49Gryph.
01:01:53Pfft!
01:01:55Gryph.
01:01:56Wait, it's that jack guy.
01:01:59What's he thinking?
01:02:00There's no room in here for him.
01:02:05Maybe he's trying to tell us something.
01:02:09I did hear the door open and close.
01:02:12Maybe he's trying to tell us that the coast is clear.
01:02:16Okay.
01:02:18We'll take a look.
01:02:47Oh, no.
01:02:49Oh, no.
01:02:51What do you have for lunch?
01:02:54The special, lasagna and garlic bread.
01:02:59You're just lucky it wasn't the chili.
01:03:08They've got that jack guy tied up.
01:03:11There's a huge guy asleep on the bed next to the baby.
01:03:14So what are we going to do?
01:03:16I'm thinking.
01:03:18We've got to do something before the other guy comes back.
01:03:23The most important thing is we can't leave here without the baby.
01:03:31Okay.
01:03:32You do go out the bathroom window and wait for me in the alley.
01:03:35I'll get the baby.
01:03:37And if I don't make it out, call the police.
01:03:42Wouldn't it be easier if we just went out the front door?
01:03:45Yeah, but what if he hears you?
01:03:47Then I won't have time to get the baby.
01:04:16Get the baby and get out of here.
01:04:18Don't worry about me and Harry before Butch gets back.
01:04:21Put that back on.
01:04:23Oh, yeah.
01:04:38Oh, no, man.
01:04:40Think we can get through it?
01:04:41We have to.
01:04:43Come on, give me a boost.
01:05:11I think I should have came out feet first.
01:05:19Whoa, are you okay?
01:05:23I'm okay.
01:05:25Hurry.
01:05:46I'm stuck.
01:05:54Oh, no, your air is sucking your gut.
01:05:58I don't know if I can.
01:06:00Shouldn't have eaten that turkey in a stew.
01:06:02Come on, just try.
01:06:04I'll put your arms.
01:06:05All right.
01:06:05One, two, three.
01:06:07Oh, no, my God.
01:06:16My Lord.
01:06:18Ah!
01:06:20I don't know.
01:06:50I don't know.
01:07:17I don't know.
01:07:20I don't know.
01:07:21Where?
01:07:22What's the matter?
01:07:23What?
01:07:27What's she doing over here?
01:07:29I don't have the mice supposed to know.
01:07:32Come on.
01:07:33Bring me that chick.
01:07:33I'm starving.
01:07:34Get back to where you belong.
01:07:43Where's the diet?
01:07:45Where's the diet?
01:07:46Where's the kid?
01:07:47Where's the kid?
01:07:48What?
01:07:50Where's the...
01:07:51Hey, Jackie, where's the baby?
01:07:57Here, careful.
01:08:00Hurry.
01:08:01Where's the kid?
01:08:04The bathroom.
01:08:05The bathroom.
01:08:06What?
01:08:13Is anybody in there?
01:08:15Unlock the door.
01:08:16Coolie!
01:08:17I'm using the can!
01:08:18I'll be out in a minute!
01:08:23Oh, excuse me.
01:08:25There's somebody.
01:08:26Oh, there's somebody in here.
01:08:28There's somebody in here.
01:08:30No.
01:08:32Ergh!
01:08:33Oh!
01:08:35Yeah, you idiot!
01:08:37Now.
01:08:39Hey, listen.
01:08:40I'm coming in on the count of three!
01:08:42Hurry!
01:08:43Pull harder!
01:08:44I am!
01:08:45One!
01:08:47Two!
01:08:49I'm coming in!
01:08:51Three!
01:08:52Ah!
01:08:53It's a kid!
01:08:54I got him!
01:08:54I got him!
01:08:55You're leaving!
01:08:56I got you!
01:08:57I got you!
01:08:57I got you!
01:08:59You got me!
01:09:01He got me, Paul!
01:09:01I am!
01:09:02Kid's so wiggling like a little wheel!
01:09:05I'm really having like a little stranger.
01:09:07Oh no!
01:09:09Hang on, he's killing us, kid!
01:09:10Let me go!
01:09:11Oh, I got areas!
01:09:12I'm gonna kill this kid!
01:09:14I gotcha!
01:09:15Hit me, will ya?
01:09:16I'll show ya!
01:09:17I'm gonna tear this!
01:09:18What are you gonna do?
01:09:20Z!
01:09:21Drop something!
01:09:22Help!
01:09:22Z!
01:09:26He got me!
01:09:27What?
01:09:28Grab a hole in me!
01:09:29Come on!
01:09:30Ow!
01:09:31What's the matter?
01:09:31What's the matter?
01:09:32Kid, punch me in the nose!
01:09:34Oh!
01:09:35Never mind, come on!
01:09:36Go get those kids, will ya?
01:09:37I'll go get the car!
01:09:44Deal with you later!
01:09:47Come on, Z!
01:09:48Hurry, they're coming!
01:09:49I'm trying, I'm trying!
01:09:55I'm gonna kill those kids!
01:09:57The chicken!
01:10:05Ugh!
01:10:10Uh!
01:10:13Uh!
01:10:14Uh!
01:10:15Uh!
01:10:16Uh!
01:10:18Uh!
01:10:20You got to help me, baby. Pick me up at the Kendale Motel and hurry. It's on Main.
01:10:43Come on. Come on. Get in. Get in, will ya? You're hopeless.
01:10:46Come on. Come on. Get in. Now. Let's go. Go. Which way? Which way?
01:10:57Hello? Jacksons. Hello, Becky. Mr. Jackson? That's right. How's everything going? Good.
01:11:09That's what I wanted to hear. We're on our way. We should be there in about 15 minutes.
01:11:13You will? In 15 minutes? Okay. We'll take your time. Bye.
01:11:24All right. Bye.
01:11:34Can you believe that? What are kids that age doing out at this time of night?
01:11:39And it looked like they had a baby with them. That's terrible.
01:11:42I don't know. Where are parents these days?
01:11:49I know! I want Christmas to be watching.
01:11:54Lame-brainedriver? I wonder where they could be going in such a hurry.
01:11:57I'm dead. What am I going to do? Where are you, Brad?
01:12:19Hello? Hi, Mom. I need to talk to you.
01:12:24Honey, now what's the matter? You sound really upset.
01:12:28Can you hold a second? Someone's on the other line. Sorry. Be right back.
01:12:38Hello? Jacksons?
01:12:40That you have got the baby!
01:12:42What? You have the baby?
01:12:46But a man just called here a little while ago.
01:12:49Brad, if this is another joke, I really am going to kill you.
01:12:52This is no joke. We've got the baby. We should be there in about 10 minutes.
01:12:55Great. Well, hurry. The Jacksons just called, and they said they're going to be here in 15 minutes.
01:13:01We're hauling by!
01:13:04Come on, hurry!
01:13:11Sorry, Mom. The Jacksons just called, and they said they're going to be home in 15 minutes,
01:13:14so I'm going to clean up a bit. Okay. Love ya.
01:13:17When I thought you wanted to talk to me, you sounded so upset.
01:13:20What was that? Oh. Well, I was watching a Way Sad movie, and it just ended really cool and happy.
01:13:27So I'll see you in a little while. Okay. Love ya. Bye.
01:13:34Teenagers.
01:13:37We lost them!
01:13:40Yes!
01:13:48Where'd they go? Where the heck did they go?
01:13:50Lost. You lost.
01:13:50I lost? You're supposed to be watching.
01:13:52Big Jimmy's going to kill you, and he finds out you got dupe, my bunch of kids.
01:13:56I got dupe, I got dupe, my bunch of kids.
01:13:58Where did these kids go? Where'd they go? Which way? Which way?
01:14:00Nobody. Go that way.
01:14:01Go that way. Go that way.
01:14:02Yeah, I got to go.
01:14:02Go that way.
01:14:04Hurry. Please hurry. Come on, Brad. Hurry.
01:14:23Look at this. Yeah, they must have gone a different way.
01:14:37Come on. Hurry. Hurry.
01:14:41Becky! Becky!
01:14:43Becky!
01:14:43Oh, my gosh. Poor baby.
01:14:45Oh, my gosh. Come here. Oh, my gosh. Come here. Oh, my gosh.
01:14:49I'm so sorry, Becky.
01:14:50Yeah.
01:14:51I'll never do anything like that again.
01:14:53Until next time.
01:14:55That's okay, Brad. I'm just glad you got the baby back.
01:15:00I love ya.
01:15:03I love you too.
01:15:06Well, I better get you back in bed. Come on.
01:15:10Stay in the car.
01:15:10Hey, you don't want me to go with you.
01:15:12Come on.
01:15:13Like my babysitter and tree kid's a piece of cake.
01:15:15What do I need you for?
01:15:16Oh, yeah. You're doing real good.
01:15:18Never mind me.
01:15:19You just stay in the car. I'll be right back with the kid.
01:15:22Yeah, whatever.
01:15:23And don't eat the chicken.
01:15:25What a night, Snow Kid.
01:15:28You can say that again.
01:15:30Where's the baby?
01:15:32Huh? I said, where's the kid?
01:15:35Who's he?
01:15:36Now, look. I'm not kidding anymore.
01:15:38Where's that baby, huh?
01:15:39He's not here.
01:15:44Who is that? A squirrel?
01:15:46You were not going to take a baby.
01:15:48Did you hear me?
01:15:49Get out of my way.
01:15:50I got my yellow belt. Come any closer, and I'll rip you in half and tear out your heart.
01:15:54Move, move, move.
01:15:57You wouldn't hit a kid with glasses, would you?
01:16:01Wouldn't I?
01:16:03If you take the baby, it'll be over my dead body.
01:16:07That can be arranged.
01:16:08Get away from that kid and get out of here.
01:16:13Well, well, well. If it ain't Sir Galahad.
01:16:23Knock his head off, Jack.
01:16:24Get him, Jack.
01:16:26Be careful, Jack.
01:16:27Kick his butt, Jack.
01:16:29You're dead, fatso.
01:16:31Cream it.
01:16:31Let's go get him.
01:16:32Go on, man.
01:16:33Let's go, Jack.
01:16:40There's your tough guy.
01:16:46Hey!
01:16:47Hey, you bully.
01:16:48You get back here.
01:16:49Nobody, nobody does that to my Jackie.
01:16:52You got that?
01:16:52Huh?
01:16:53My ball!
01:16:54Take that!
01:16:55That!
01:16:56That!
01:16:56That!
01:17:11Hey, lady, get away from me!
01:17:13I ain't never hit a woman, but there's always a first time.
01:17:16Hey!
01:17:16Why don't you pick on somebody your own side?
01:17:18Yeah!
01:17:21Hey, Mosiah, my main man.
01:17:23They were trying to hurt your baby.
01:17:25I swear, I was trying to help you.
01:17:29I swear, I...
01:17:30Hey, nice tie.
01:17:36Okay, mayonnaise or mustard?
01:17:38Oh, mayonnaise.
01:17:40Well, I guess my babysitting days are over.
01:17:42How come?
01:17:44I hear they're hiring a new full-time nanny.
01:17:47Well, you know, after that experience,
01:17:49I would think that you want to retire from babysitting.
01:17:52Yeah.
01:17:54I'm warning you, man.
01:17:55Your mom's gonna have a heart attack over this one.
01:17:58You're gonna be grounded until you're 18.
01:18:00You make me tired.
01:18:05Chill.
01:18:06Where's Brad?
01:18:07Upstairs with his friends.
01:18:09He's sure been nice to be around lately, don't you think?
01:18:13You've got their trust!
01:18:15Don't blow it!
01:18:17You know, after that terrible experience,
01:18:19I think it really taught him a lesson.
01:18:20Do you realize he hasn't played a practical joke in almost a week?
01:18:25Look, not super glued or anything.
01:18:28I mean, it's funny because you went to a...
01:18:32I'm leaving!
01:18:34I'm leaving!
01:18:34You get back here!
01:18:36Hurry!
01:18:37What?
01:18:37What's the matter?
01:18:39Brad!
01:18:42Brad!
01:18:44Brad!
01:18:45We would like to pay you the salary we discussed.
01:18:48Of course, that includes room and board, all your expenses, use of the pool anytime,
01:18:54your own car, and two three-week paid vacations a year.
01:18:59So, what do you think?
01:19:07Did I forget to mention health and maternity insurance?
01:19:12Full coverage.
01:19:20And season tickets to all my home games.
01:19:26It's a deal!
01:19:26Great!
01:19:33You mean he's the cutest man?
01:19:36What's the matter?
01:19:37Honey!
01:19:37What's the matter?
01:19:39It's time!
01:19:40Are you sure?
01:19:42It's time!
01:19:43It's time!
01:19:45It's time!
01:19:45It's time!
01:20:04Let's go!
01:20:07Let's go!
01:20:08Let's go!
01:20:10Oh, my God.
01:21:07Oh, my God.
01:21:10Oh, my God.
01:22:07Oh, my God.
01:22:10Oh, my God.
01:22:40Oh, my God.