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03:20Oh, come on, man.
03:21You really gonna take a bum's money?
03:23How am I gonna buy beer if this is all you have?
03:25Hey, leave him alone.
03:28Mind your own business, little man.
03:29Then just leave him alone.
03:31Then just leave him alone.
03:43Got nothing to say now?
03:51Sorry, Captain, last thing I wanted was for you to get your ass whooped on my account.
03:58Just trying to do the right thing.
03:59Just trying to do the right thing, sir.
04:00And that is why you're the captain, man.
04:02You know, everybody nowadays is looking for change.
04:05Just wanted to come from someone else, huh?
04:08Hey, uh, speaking of, uh, well, I hate to ask, but...
04:17Only have a subway token.
04:18Works for me.
04:19And next time you see me, I'll hit you back with some change, Captain.
04:26Huh, sure.
04:41Holy moly!
04:43Is this all for me, Mr. Kent?
04:45Since you ate two breakfasts yesterday, I thought I'd better order you three today.
04:51You really think the folks who read your paper are gonna care about some kid from Fawcett City?
04:56I think they're gonna care a lot.
04:57And I hope they'll wanna do something to help you and the other kids in your situation.
05:01What's that on your face?
05:03Eh, it's what you give for trying to be good.
05:06Should've just kept my mouth shut.
05:08Be good, and good will follow.
05:10That's what my parents used to always tell me.
05:12But you know, Mr. Kent, I was good before they were taken from me.
05:15I was good at the foster home.
05:17And I was good fifteen minutes ago.
05:19I'm starting to think being good isn't good for me.
05:21It seems that way sometimes, doesn't it?
05:24But that's because good is hard.
05:26Bad is always easy.
05:37I was not expecting a child.
05:39But you are marked by the wizard's energy.
05:43Chosen to one day inherit the mantle of power.
05:46I... I don't understand. What do you want from me?
05:49Your life.
05:51Hey! Stay away from him!
06:01Home!
06:07Hey!
06:12Hey!
06:15Hmm...
06:16Hey!
06:19Hey!
06:20Hey!
06:25Oh!
06:50Huh?
06:58Superman!
06:59Stay here, son.
07:03You fight for the wizard?
07:05I fight for those who can't fight for themselves.
07:30Magic.
07:41Why is he after me?
07:43I was gonna ask you the same question.
07:52No!
08:05Indeed.
08:06You are my physical match.
08:09But I sense one critical difference.
08:11A vulnerability to magic.
08:20Another difference.
08:22Heat vision!
08:38You did it!
08:40Go!
08:40But you beat him!
08:41It's over!
08:50Go!
09:05Hey, Captain.
09:06Where's the fire?
09:07Please!
09:08Let go!
09:09You don't understand!
09:10Look, man.
09:11The change I promised?
09:13Right here.
09:14Well, it's a token, but I told you I'd pay you back.
09:16Now you can take the subway instead of hoofing it on foot.
09:24You're welcome.
09:27You're welcome.
09:35Kid!
09:37Kid!
09:37No!
09:41No!
09:43No!
09:45No!
09:57Uh... diabos.
09:59You're welcome!
10:03No!
10:05the sound ofguards...
10:10Ahhh!
10:14Jimmy...
10:15The sound of Mur healthcare...
10:15Will you be able to go,iente?
10:32Oh, my God.
10:52Holy moly.
11:11I was hoping this moment could wait until you were a bit older.
11:16Alas, the threat is upon us now, Billy Batson.
11:21You know my name?
11:23Oh, I know many things, for I am the wizard Shazam.
11:28Oh, my God.
11:35Whoa.
11:37Worry not.
11:39Black Adam cannot sense you here.
11:41Who's Black Adam?
11:44My gravest mistake.
11:46One for which today I will pay my penance.
11:51Millennia ago, I chose him to be this world's protector.
11:56He was entrusted with great powers, but his heart was corrupted by them.
12:02He fell victim to the same seven deadly enemies of man that all must battle.
12:07I was forced to banish him to the farthest star in the sky.
12:12I spent the next 5,000 years making sure I would not repeat that error.
12:17I chose a new hero.
12:20Who?
12:20Why, you, of course.
12:23I've been watching you for some time, Billy, and now bestowed with the wisdom, strength, stamina, power, courage, and speed
12:33of the gods.
12:35You will become our new protector.
12:38You will become Captain Marvel.
12:40But I'm no protector.
12:44No protector, you say?
12:47And yet, despite enduring countless tragedies and hardships, you've somehow managed to protect your perfect heart.
12:57You, Billy Batson, are all that stands in the way of Black Adam again unleashing tyranny upon us.
13:04I can't.
13:05You must.
13:09There, it is done.
13:17We have to get out of here!
13:19In your times of need, simply call on me.
13:23But this is my destiny.
13:25Go now.
13:27Live yours.
13:52One potential obstacle destroyed.
13:55Now to finish off the other.
13:57Hey!
13:58Leave him alone.
14:00What am I doing?
14:02You are alive.
14:04An impressive trick.
14:09Not as impressive as this one.
14:22Amusing.
14:23The wizard finally gave you your powers, but neglected to show you how they worked.
14:28Superman?
14:30Anyone?
14:34Need a little help here, Shazam!
14:49Holy moly!
14:51I'm big!
14:58Whoa, I'm strong!
15:14I'm fast!
15:28And I can fly!
15:32This is so cool!
15:33And all I had to do was say, Shazam!
15:39Uh-oh.
15:50Shazam!
15:55Shazam!
16:11Woo, that was close.
16:24I did not spend 5,000 years traveling across the infinite void of space to be thwarted by some man
16:30-child.
16:38Will a Superman do, then?
16:42So you're what this is all about.
16:45I'm his replacement.
16:47Then let's replace him.
17:20Let's go.
17:22Let's go.
17:22Let's go.
17:27Let's go.
17:31Let's go.
17:37Let's go.
17:39Let's go.
17:42Let's go.
17:53Let's go.
17:56Let's go.
17:57Let's go.
18:10Let's go.
18:15Let's go.
18:20Let's go.
18:23Let's go.
18:24Let's go.
18:24Let's go.
18:25Let's go.
18:31Let's go.
18:38Let's go.
18:44Let's go.
18:45Let's go.
18:49Let's go.
19:01Let's go.
19:05Let's go.
19:21Is this who I was to protect?
19:24Why?
19:24Because they are weak?
19:26Put her down.
19:27When you crush an ant beneath your foot, do you feel remorse?
19:31No.
19:31Is this because you are evil, or because you recognize yourself as a higher form of life?
19:37This is what the wizard could not understand.
19:40If I have the powers of the gods, then am I not a god myself?
19:45Should I not be treated as such?
19:47Put her down.
19:49You want to be a protector?
19:51Then protect this soul.
19:53Revert to your mortal form, and I will prove a benevolent deity.
19:58And then you'll just kill me.
20:00I will.
20:07Shazam.
20:12Now put her down.
20:15See?
20:16Like an ant.
20:20No!
20:23Your last breath wasted on the wrong word.
20:33How did you stop the flood?
20:35Cold breath.
20:36Another power you don't have.
20:55No more.
20:56No more being weak.
20:58No more.
20:59No more.
21:00No more.
21:28Easy there.
21:29You've got him.
21:31It changes you, does it not?
21:34The power.
21:35It only changes that I can choose my own fate now.
21:38Like a god, maybe.
21:41That's enough.
21:43No, I have to.
21:44To protect them.
21:45How?
21:46By being like him?
21:48By being stronger than him.
21:51Then be strong.
21:52Be good.
22:01This is not over, then.
22:03Only death will stop me.
22:04You're forgetting option number two.
22:07Banishment.
22:08I'll take it from here, Captain.
22:10Tarni.
22:11You know the homeless guy?
22:13Still the wizard's lackey, I see.
22:19Lackey?
22:20Kid's Guardian Angel?
22:21Superhero Talon Scout?
22:23Guess I do a bit of everything.
22:25So I was thinking this time the wizard could send you so far across the universe it'll take you 10
22:31,000 years to get back.
22:33No, not again.
22:35Oh, you better believe it.
22:38Shazam!
22:50Aged 5,000 years in a single moment.
22:54Hush.
22:55I thought the wizard was...
22:58As a doorknob.
23:02Nice work out there, Captain.
23:06You have some unusual friends.
23:28Hey!
23:30Haha, it's the hero.
23:37Oh, and look at that.
23:39Hero's got nothing to say.
23:41Come on, say something.
23:42I dare you.
23:44Come on.
23:45Just one word.
23:48Oh, oh, oh.
24:15Help me out.
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