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01:22Oh my god, he's coming right at us!
02:06He's coming right at us!
02:07Oh my god, he's coming right at us!
02:07Yeah, he's coming right at us!
02:09Yeah, he's coming!
02:10Well, I love you, I love you!
02:10Oh my god.
02:10Mmm. Mmm.
02:20Ah!
02:58Who's hungry?
03:03Aw, take them all. I'm going to breakfast.
03:07Good morning, Miss Bambi. You sure look pretty today.
03:20Aw, come on, man. You really going to take Obama's money?
03:22How am I going to buy beer if this is all you have?
03:25Hey, leave him alone.
03:27Mind your own business, little man.
03:30Then just leave him alone.
03:43Got nothing to say now?
03:51Sorry, Captain. Last thing I wanted was for you to get your ass whooped on my account.
03:57Just trying to do the right thing, sir.
04:00And that is why you're the captain, man.
04:02You know, everybody nowadays is looking for change.
04:05Just wanted to come from someone else, huh?
04:08Hey, um, speaking of, uh, well, I hate to ask, but...
04:16Only have a subway token.
04:18It works for me. And next time you see me, I'll hit you back with some change, Captain.
04:27Sure.
04:42Holy moly. Is this all for me, Mr. Kent?
04:45Since you ate two breakfasts yesterday, I thought I better order you three today.
04:51You really think the folks who read your paper are going to care about some kid from Fawcett City?
04:55I think they're going to care a lot.
04:57And I hope they'll want to do something to help you and the other kids in your situation.
05:01What's that on your face?
05:03Eh, it's what you give for trying to be good.
05:05I should have just kept my mouth shut.
05:08Be good, and good will follow.
05:10That's what my parents used to always tell me.
05:12But you know, Mr. Kent, I was good before they were taken from me.
05:15I was good at the foster home.
05:17And I was good 15 minutes ago.
05:18I'm starting to think being good isn't good for me.
05:21It seems that way sometimes, doesn't it?
05:23But that's because good is hard.
05:25Bad is always easy.
05:36I was not expecting a child.
05:39But you are marked by the wizard's energy.
05:43Chosen to one day inherit the mantle of power.
05:46I... I don't understand.
05:48What do you want from me?
05:49What do you want from me?
05:50Your life.
05:51Hey! Stay away from him!
06:26Hey!
06:29Hey!
06:31Hey!
06:43Uh...
06:44Huh, huh, huh.
06:45Huh?
06:46Ugh.
06:47Huh?
06:58Superman.
06:59Stay here, son.
07:03You fight for the wizard?
07:05I fight for those who can't fight for themselves.
07:30Magic.
07:41Why is he after me?
07:43I was gonna ask you the same question.
07:48No!
08:05Indeed.
08:06You are my physical match.
08:09But I sense one critical difference.
08:11A vulnerability to magic.
08:20Another difference, Simon.
08:22Heat vision.
08:38You did it!
08:39Go.
08:40But you beat him!
08:41It's over!
08:50Go!
09:05Hey, Captain.
09:06Where's the fire?
09:07Please!
09:08Let go!
09:08You don't understand!
09:10Look, man.
09:11The change I promised?
09:12Right here.
09:14Well, it's a token, but I told you I'd pay you back.
09:16Now you can take the subway instead of hoofing it on foot.
09:23You're welcome.
09:26You're welcome.
09:27Uh...
09:30Not bad.
09:41It's close.
09:43Ryan's quest, huh?
09:44Youös!
09:45You won't lose his mind.
09:47There's nothing wrong.
09:50Okay.
09:51Agh!
09:51FANS.
09:54LINE Bureau is functional.
09:56Go!
09:56Uh, hello?
10:52Holy moly!
11:11I was hoping this moment could wait until you were a bit older.
11:16Alas, the threat is upon us now, Billy Batson.
11:21You... know my name?
11:23Oh, I know many things, for I am... the wizard Shazam!
11:35Whoa!
11:37Worry not. Black Adam cannot set you here.
11:40Who's... Black Adam?
11:44My gravest mistake. One for which today I will pay my penance.
11:51Millennia ago, I chose him to be this world's protector.
11:56He was entrusted with great powers, but his heart was corrupted by them.
12:02He fell victim to the same seven deadly enemies of man that all must battle.
12:07I was forced to banish him to the farthest star in the sky.
12:12I spent the next five thousand years making sure I would not repeat that error.
12:17I chose a new hero.
12:20Who?
12:21Why, you, of course.
12:23I've been watching you for some time, Billy.
12:26And now bestowed with the wisdom, strength, stamina, power, courage, and speed of the gods.
12:35You will become our new protector.
12:38You will become Captain Marvel.
12:41But I'm no protector.
12:43No protector?
12:45No protector, you say?
12:47And yet, despite enduring countless tragedies and hardships, you've somehow managed to protect your perfect heart.
12:57You, Billy Batson, are all that stands in the way of Black Adam again unleashing tyranny upon us.
13:04I can't.
13:05You must.
13:08There.
13:09It is done.
13:17We have to get out of here.
13:19In your times of need, simply call on me.
13:23But this is my destiny.
13:25Go now.
13:27Live yours.
13:52One potential obstacle destroyed.
13:55Now to finish off the other.
13:57Hey!
13:58Leave him alone.
14:00What am I doing?
14:02You are alive.
14:04An impressive trick.
14:09Not as impressive as this one.
14:21Amusing.
14:22The wizard finally gave you your powers.
14:25But neglected to show you how they worked.
14:29Superman?
14:30Anyone?
14:34Need a little help here, Shazam!
14:37Need a little help here, Shazam!
14:49Holy moly!
14:50I'm big!
14:57I'm big!
14:58Whoa!
15:00I'm strong!
15:14I'm fast!
15:28And I can fly!
15:32This is so cool!
15:33And all I had to do was say Shazam!
15:39Uh oh.
15:50Shazam!
15:54Shazam!
16:03Shazam!
16:05Shazam!
16:07Shazam!
16:11Shazam!
16:11Shazam!
16:12Shazam!
16:13Shazam!
16:14Shazam!
16:19Shazam!
16:23Shazam!
16:24Shazam!
16:25Shazam!
16:25I did not spend 5,000 years traveling across the infinite void of space to be thwarted by
16:29some man-child!
16:31Shazam!
16:33Shazam!
16:34Shazam!
16:37Shazam!
16:38Shazam!
16:39Shazam!
16:42Shazam!
16:44Shazam!
16:44Shazam!
16:50Shazam!
16:52Shazam!
16:53Shazam!
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16:55Shazam!
16:56Shazam!
16:57Shazam!
16:57Shazam!
16:58Shazam!
16:59Shazam!
16:59Shazam!
16:59Shazam!
17:00Shazam!
17:00Oh
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