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00:00Meghan Markle is in a state of high anxiety amid growing concern that Sarah Ferguson is set to seal a
00:08massive money deal to write the bombshell book that all the royals have always feared.
00:14None more so than the difficult duchess and that ginger guy she married Prince Harry.
00:20If there are rewards to be reaped from spilling the beans on the gruesome twosome's turbulent times in the UK
00:27and their notorious so-called finding freedom escape to America, Meghan firmly believes it's her bank balance that should benefit.
00:38And the idea that her story could be poised to make Fergie a fortune is driving renowned control freak Moose
00:47Markle to distraction, not to mention both the Sussexes mounting horror at the grim prospect of what seedy Sarah might
00:56reveal.
00:57The revolting redhead knows where the bodies are buried and if the price is right, few doubt she will hesitate
01:02to explosively lift the lid in the tawdriest of tell-all tomes.
01:08Behind the gilded gates of Meghan's Montecito mansion in the sun, you can almost hear the sound of nervous teeth
01:15chattering.
01:16For it was Fergie who first showed Ms. Markle the royal ropes when she began dating Harry.
01:22And it was Fergie to whom the American newcomer confided her intimate thoughts, which may all too soon be made
01:30excruciatingly public.
01:32Even though Sarah's vulgar toe-sucking antics got her banished from inner royal circles by order of fuming Philip, Meg
01:41showed her loyalty by inviting the then Prince Andrew's former wife to her wedding in 2018.
01:48And while relations with Sarah swiftly soured, the Sussexes maintained a close friendship with her princess daughters, Bea and Eugenie.
01:58But with the York girls mentioned hundreds of times in the Epstein files and their mother's sickening addiction to scrounging
02:06from the billionaire paedophile exposed,
02:09Meghan has severed ties and persuaded Harry to follow suit.
02:13So with flat broke Fergie out in the cold and with nothing to lose, the multi-million dollar question the
02:20royals are now asking is just how long will it be before she agrees to sell her soul and sell
02:28the Sussexes down the river?
02:29As one seasoned Royal Watcher observed, the Epstein files have revealed Sarah Ferguson to be a venal parasite with no
02:38morality whatsoever.
02:39She'll be paid handsomely to open old wounds and it won't trouble her for a second, but it will trouble
02:46a lot of other people a great deal, especially Meghan and Harry.
02:52Ironically, until recently, King Charles and his regal clan were principally worried about Meghan penning her memoir.
02:59She too has been offered a huge contract to dish the dirt in a muckraking bestseller, chronicling her tale of
03:07woe behind palace doors.
03:09Anxious to heal the rift with the family, he outrageously disrespected in his spiteful autobiography's spare, Harry is desperate for
03:17his wife to keep her secrets.
03:19And so far, Meghan has resisted the temptation to cash in.
03:24But as ever with the former game show Glamour Girl, watch this space.
03:29Right now, though, it is not the Duchess of Sussex who Harry and his British relatives are worried about.
03:35It's the former Duchess of York, now reduced to commoner status after the angry king ruthlessly stripped her of her
03:44title in the fallout surrounding her ex, Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor,
03:48and the escalating corrosive chaos of the Jeffrey Epstein scandal.
03:54While Andrew languishes in his modest new home on his brother Charles' Sandringham estate under police investigation for allegedly selling
04:04confidential government information to his pedo pal Epstein,
04:08Freeloading Fergie has been jet-setting from one luxury retreat to another.
04:13From a ÂŁ13,000 a night wellness centre, to begging for funds in the Middle East, to a five-star
04:20spa hotel in Ireland,
04:22this craven leech of a woman pathetically continues to implore others to pay for a ludicrously expensive lifestyle she cannot
04:31afford.
04:32Just as she has throughout her big spending, big borrowing, big debt-ridden, shameless shambles of an existence.
04:41But now, without a penny to her name and mired in almost as much disgrace as Andrew,
04:47Fergie has run out of economic options.
04:50Her charities, from which she used to draw generous salaries, have all been wound down,
04:56and following the shock disclosure that she kept in close touch with Epstein after he was jailed for a child
05:03sex offence,
05:04the income from her children's books has dried up completely and her publishers have unceremoniously dumped her.
05:11Even in these dire straits, Sarah has assured friends that she will not put poisonous pen to paper and embarrass
05:20the royals.
05:20But, as a proven liar on an epic scale, everyone is taking her solemn vow of silence with more than
05:29just a pinch of salt,
05:30including mortified Meghan, whose own pursuit of wealth and happiness remains an inspiration to us all.
05:38Her ladyship's latest ruse, an opportunistic Instagram post showcasing the entire as-ever range of astronomically expensive mundane domestic products
05:50at this very special time of year, Ramadan, which, I guess, is how to make a fast buck out of
05:58fasting.
06:00Anyway, Samara, very funny. That's why I get the big bucks. What a funny payoff that was.
06:06Aren't I brilliant? No.
06:07But seriously, let's talk about Fergie. Fergie's going to write this book.
06:11She's got no other source of income. She flew off to the Middle East soon after falling into disgrace as
06:18the horror,
06:19the full horror of the Epstein files was revealed.
06:22And she's going around to people. They say, I need work. I need money.
06:25As if they're going to sponsor her now. She is out in the cold.
06:30She's a complete pariah. She's got only one way to make any money and she needs money fast.
06:36That's right. That book. And when she writes that book, she's going to pour a bucket all over Meghan and
06:40Harry.
06:41She will. One royal reporter or royal expert said that it will make Harry's book like look like the teddy
06:48bear's picnic.
06:48And I think that's true. It will really be explosive.
06:52Fergie is desperate. She's sad. She's alone.
06:54She's afraid. And most of her worst emails have been exposed.
06:59So she's got nothing to lose here, as you said, Kev.
07:02I think it's going to be absolutely disastrous for the royal family.
07:06And worse, what has she got on Harry and Meghan?
07:08I don't know. But what I do know is that she's not their biggest fans.
07:12Well, well, here's the deal. When it's back in 2016, I think it was when Meghan first started dating Harry
07:19and she came over to Britain and it was Fergie who befriended her.
07:23And Fergie started showing her the royal ropes a little because Fergie always was a kind of outsider as well.
07:31Fergie's only the daughter of an equerry, very below stairs, a bit above her station, to be honest with you.
07:37So here's this American glamour girl, this actress, who's also an outsider.
07:44So Fergie took her under her wing and showed her the royal ropes.
07:48And during those times, apparently Meghan sort of confided in her and gave her her most intimate thoughts.
07:55And trust me, folks, they're going to be spilled all over the pages of Fergie's book.
08:00But she's got that hanging over their head.
08:02She's like threatening them, saying, you basically better look after me or I have to make money this way.
08:06So she sort of, it's like a sort of blackmail, isn't it?
08:09I mean, who paid for a 13 grand a night retreat?
08:12Well, they're not going to give her any money, are they?
08:12Well, then that's what she's saying.
08:14Well, if you don't give me money, I've got to make money with my book.
08:16So it's like a blackmail.
08:17Well, I'm not sure she said that.
08:18She's just suggesting it.
08:20She couldn't say it outright.
08:21She hasn't said anything.
08:22She's being offered a lot of money to make her write the book and she's going to write it.
08:26Well, no.
08:27What about that fight that Harry had with Andrew?
08:31I want to know about that.
08:32Alleged, alleged.
08:33Alleged.
08:34Who knows?
08:34It might be confirmed in the book, Kev.
08:36This was Andrew Lowney who wrote the bombshell book entitled
08:41The Decline and Fall of the House of York about Fergie and Harry.
08:47And that's what set the ball rolling on their downhill plummet
08:51to the low circumstance they find themselves in now.
08:55Andrew Lowney, a man I respect very much and have interviewed many times,
08:59He says, Foursquare True, that at one point, because Harry hates Andrew,
09:07Andrew apparently, according to Andrew Lowney, questioned Harry's choice of spouse.
09:13You know, you're going to marry an American kind of thing.
09:16And Harry punched him in the face.
09:18Now, this was denied very strongly by both Harry and Andrew.
09:25I suppose we have to give Harry's denial some credence.
09:29Why?
09:29But I'm not giving Andrews any credence because he's a liar, right?
09:35No, he battered Andrew, didn't he?
09:37And, you know, that's good because it's one of us.
09:39William smashed him on the head with the dog bowl, didn't he?
09:41So there's a lot of fisticuffs in that royal house.
09:44Yeah, there is a lot of violence.
09:44They like to clear the air.
09:46It's a good way of clearing the air.
09:47Yeah.
09:47I mean, I don't know if Harry got much of a truth.
09:51I mean, maybe he's a bit of a liar.
09:52I don't know.
09:53But not as much of a liar as his uncle.
09:56Anyway, this was Harry.
09:58He recently went to Jordan.
10:01Thank God he got out of there just before the Middle Eastern War erupted.
10:04Just a real evidence of just how irresponsible it was of the gruesome twosome,
10:09Harry and Meghan, to just suddenly pitch up,
10:11oh, we're on a pretend royal tour of Jordan,
10:13just before the World War broke out in the Middle East.
10:18That's why you can't do this.
10:20You can't freelance these kind of trips.
10:22Thank God they got out.
10:24But it's so irresponsible.
10:25But here they were in Jordan.
10:27And here's Harry delivering one of his trademark interviews.
10:31There's a lot of stuff in the news.
10:33It goes at an incredible pace.
10:36And, you know, what's been happening in that region has been going on for a long time.
10:40And it drops out of the news.
10:42So I think it was a really important time for us to collaborate and come here
10:47and shine a light and focus on the very real humanitarian catastrophe
10:52that has happened and continues.
10:54Such a powerhouse brain that guy's got.
10:57I mean, it's such a...
11:02Incredibly clever guy.
11:04The ghostwriter of Spare would beg to differ.
11:07They even fell out with the ghostwriter, if anyone remembers.
11:09The ghostwriter had massive issues with them afterwards.
11:12But you make such a good point about the fact that these pseudo-royal trips are really irresponsible.
11:19You know, the royal family meticulously plans trips.
11:22They think about all different...
11:24This is royal trips.
11:26Royal, proper royal trips are organised by the government.
11:30These are matters of international diplomacy.
11:33And you don't just pitch up somewhere.
11:35Now, you know, they're lucky.
11:36They got out just in time.
11:38But they could have been stuck in bloody Jordan.
11:41You know?
11:41Love to see how Meghan's done with that.
11:43A lot of people want to get Harry since he's talked about killing 29 Taliban in his helicopter.
11:47Well, that's a good point.
11:48Yeah, great point.
11:49Good point, Ash.
11:50Yeah, I mean, he's made himself a target by breaking the military code and boasting about how many people he
11:55killed when he was in Afghanistan.
11:57That just pretty much puts a fatwa on his head.
12:00So, really, really dangerous stuff.
12:03By the way, quick word from you, Samara, or both of you, really.
12:07Well, I mentioned that, as ever, I mean, they suddenly...
12:10I mean, talk about opportunistic, as I said in my monologue.
12:13Suddenly, on Instagram, there's this sort of big montage of all the, as ever, astronomically expensive products.
12:21You know, the 64-buck candles and the $14 dried flowers or whatever the hell they are.
12:26And it goes Ramadan.
12:28Yeah, I mean, yeah, but sorry, it's quite clear that she used her trip to see Gaza, you know, people
12:36who had been injured, those children, in the hospital.
12:40Was she using that as a marketing tactic for her Ramadan Kareem, you know, as ever?
12:46I know I might be reaching at straws here, but I am just thinking, why did she position that trip
12:51alongside her big marketing blow?
12:53Very interesting.
12:54But you don't, do you, Ash?
12:56You don't cash in.
12:58You don't use a sacred religious festival as a commercial opportunity.
13:05It's very vulgar.
13:06Well, that's what she can sell to the Middle East.
13:08Maybe they're trying to cosy up.
13:09Yeah, that's right, yeah.
13:10You know what I mean, sell to the...
13:12Yeah, she's basically going, in the West, in America, they don't like my 64-buck candles.
13:17I wonder if they'll like them in the Middle East.
13:19They certainly won't now, Megan.
13:21They've got other things on their mind.
13:2364-buck candles, wicks not included, that's another 15 bucks.
13:27Wicks are extra, exactly right.
13:29Listen, earlier in the week, I spoke to our Royal Guru, Kinsey Schofield,
13:33and we talked about William's concerns about Andrew's daughters.
13:42Watch this.
13:43They say in November, the York women turned down Prince William's suggestion to allow an ethics check
13:53to be carried out about their personal investments.
13:55They say that's really when Prince William started to be concerned about their presence.
14:00William believed that potentially they might have involuntarily been involved with some of
14:09their father and mother's shady business people, and he wanted to protect them by offering them
14:15this ethics check to be ahead of any sort of scandal that could come to fruition.
14:21And they, according to the Daily Mail, refused that opportunity.
14:25And so someone said in the paper that the palace is acutely aware that Andrew and his business
14:33friends, they acted as Beatrice and Eugenie's financial advisors, and no one is quite sure
14:40what might be, that everything's entirely above board.
14:44Good point there, Nash.
14:45I remember that there are still massive questions about Princess Beatrice and Pinterest Eugenie's
14:52finances.
14:53Beatrice, in particular, accompanied her nefarious father on these weird trips to China and the
14:59Middle East, clearly lining his own pockets.
15:02And of course, the implication is she was involved.
15:06Eugenie as well, you know, both of them living these sort of jet set lifestyles.
15:11Where's the money come from?
15:12So William, as Kinsey pointed out, said, look, to protect you, let's get these ethical accountants
15:18to check all your income to make sure we can clear you.
15:21And we can say to the people, no, there are no flies on these girls.
15:26They apparently refused that suggestion, which puts up a few question marks, doesn't it?
15:34The thing is, right, Kev, I mean, the Epstein thing, if you're going to be Fergie and her
15:37daughters, you've got to diversify and find a few rich benefactors.
15:40So that one's gone.
15:41She's probably got about five others.
15:42But that's the point.
15:43Rich benefactors, that doesn't pass the test.
15:46That's why she doesn't want to look into it.
15:47No, we're talking about someone who had a Marianne Tornette-themed 18th birthday party,
15:53which was attended by Epstein, Weinstein, Ghislaine Maxwell.
15:58All the steins.
15:59These are, this is Beatrice and Eugenie.
16:01They loved the money.
16:02They were constantly stumbling out of Annabelle's and 5 Ertford Street, which are ritzy private
16:07members clubs.
16:08They are, I hate this line that the media keeps telling that there's some sort of innocent
16:12victims of this situation.
16:14They were totally implicit in this, allegedly, in my opinion.
16:17Well, they've been kicked out of royal circles.
16:20They're not going to be invited to Ascot.
16:22They don't want to be, the royal family don't want to be seeing them with them anymore.
16:26So they've got their serious doubts.
16:28It is true, no doubt whatsoever, that Andy and Fergie's daughters, Bea and Eugenie, have
16:35got a lot of questions to answer and they don't seem to be willing to do it.
16:38Interesting.
16:39Now, meanwhile, Andrew, as I said in my monologue, he's languishing in this reduced circumstances
16:45up in King Charles' Sandringham Estate.
16:48That's about 100 miles north of London in the country, county called Norfolk.
16:55And people are beginning to, I mean, I don't, I don't know if you have sympathy for that
16:59oaf at all, liar, piece of crap he is.
17:03But people are getting worried about his mental health.
17:09I discussed that with Kinsey Schofield.
17:12We should be concerned about that.
17:13From a, you know, from a personal empathy, compassion standpoint, we should be concerned
17:17about that from a legal standpoint.
17:20You know, Andrew's mental health is irrelevant unless he was in a frazzled mental state when
17:25he continuously communicated with Jeffrey Epstein, when he continued to communicate with Jeffrey
17:32Epstein after he was convicted of being a sex offender, when he lied about his communication
17:38with Jeffrey Epstein.
17:39I mean, from a legal standpoint, his mental health is only relevant today regarding whether
17:45or not he could stand a trial.
17:47From a personal standpoint, yes, we should show empathy and compassion.
17:52But if we look at this clearly from a consequences standpoint and a justice standpoint, his mental
18:00health is irrelevant unless it's regarding his ability to stand trial or his current mental
18:07health when he was allegedly forwarding secret information, government information to someone
18:14that had no business receiving it.
18:16Yeah, I should stress for legal reasons that, you know, as things stand, there's no suggestion
18:22that Eugenie and Bea have done or indeed Fergie have done anything illegal.
18:26There is a suggestion that Andrew has because he's being investigated by the police, but he denies
18:32any wrongdoing.
18:34But Andrew Lowney, Samara, he says that, Prince Andrew, you said that this week, Andrew's on
18:43suicide watch.
18:45He is.
18:46And there are many people weirdly connected to Epstein, obviously, that have had some dodgy
18:51deaths, even just last week, a Russian person that was implicated.
18:55Including Epstein himself.
18:56Yeah, including Epstein himself.
18:56Allegedly.
18:57We've got Virginia Dufresne.
18:59I mean, there are real questions that I know our audience is interested in about those deaths
19:03and what's going on.
19:05But I mean, do I have sympathy for him?
19:08No.
19:09He's not once apologised, obviously, for anything that he may or may not have done.
19:14I mean, the victim's testimonies are scary and horrible.
19:18And we know that a lot of what Virginia Dufresne, who was totally vilified while she was alive,
19:24a lot of that has now been corroborated and she's dead now.
19:28It's very, very tragic what has actually happened here because he has lied in that News
19:34Night interview.
19:35Yeah, I mean, I totally agree with you.
19:38But, you know, he needs to be looked after.
19:41I mean, my God, has he fallen a long way.
19:43You know, it couldn't happen to a worse person, to be honest.
19:47But they played a mental health card a lot, don't they?
19:49You don't know whether it's true or not.
19:50Well, he hasn't said it.
19:52It's other people have said it.
19:53And he has started sweating again, hasn't he?
19:55I assume to be for anyone.
19:56Looks like it.
19:57I mean, you know, I mean, I wouldn't be surprised if he's on suicide.
20:00Put it that way.
20:01He's lost everything.
20:02But he's so stupid.
20:04He's so dumb.
20:04He probably doesn't quite realise it.
20:06There's all stories around saying that he has been in denial.
20:10He's not hopeless, Kev.
20:11He's living in a mansion in Sandringham.
20:13I mean, he's...
20:13But apparently all he's obsessing on there is where he parks his car.
20:17Yeah, and then, oh, he can't ride his horses anymore.
20:20We've seen dry cleaning and cleaning companies coming in and out of that property.
20:24He's just fine.
20:25Don't you worry.
20:25They've let him keep his teddy bears, though.
20:27Yeah.
20:27Well, actually, that's not true.
20:29Have they taken his teddy bears away?
20:31There's no room for his teddy bears.
20:33No wonder he's on suicide watch.
20:34Exactly.
20:35Deprived of his teddy bears.
20:37Oh, teddy.
20:37He just can't go on.
20:39Right.
20:40Kinsey and I also discussed Harry's ponch on for making political statements.
20:46And we thought that perhaps he shouldn't.
20:50An Israeli's deputy foreign minister hit out at Harry right after some of the comments he made on Channel 4,
20:59when he did that very awkward interview where the journalist keeps bringing up Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor
21:05and Harry's, like, looking around frantically, looking for the WHO guy to save him.
21:11But the deputy foreign minister of Israel said that Harry's claims during that Channel 4 interview
21:17about humanitarian corridors being shut down were deeply disappointing and amplifying a false narrative.
21:25I mean, to your point, this is why titles matter.
21:28When Harry speaks on a volatile geopolitical issue like humanitarian corridors in Gaza,
21:36he's not perceived as a private citizen.
21:39He's not perceived as an American.
21:40He's perceived as the Duke of Sussex, a member of the British royal family.
21:45That creates diplomatic consequences.
21:48These are matters negotiated between governments, not celebrities, on humanitarian PR tours.
21:56You know, if Israel's deputy foreign minister is publicly correcting him and saying,
22:01come, look for yourself, that tells you that he has stepped into territory that is well above his pay grade.
22:07This is the same guy that wrote a book about his frozen todger.
22:10I don't see his value on, you know, huge issues like this.
22:15The British monarchy survives on neutrality.
22:19When a title royal appears to amplify disputed claims in an active war zone,
22:24it places Buckingham Palace in an impossible position.
22:28This is why working royals don't freelance foreign policy.
22:32Yeah, he's too dumb, too thick to get involved in all of that.
22:35Absolutely outrageous.
22:38Outrageous.
22:38Keep your trap shut, you dummy.
22:40But they should take no notice because it's like a dog having an opinion on it.
22:43You know, they have a very low IQ, like Andrew.
22:45Dude, that's the point.
22:46But they're inbred.
22:47Of course they take no notice.
22:49He's the Duke of Sussex.
22:50But they know he's huge, like a dog.
22:51But they too take no notice, don't they?
22:53Anyway, I've got breaking news.
22:54What?
22:54What is it?
22:55I've got breaking news.
22:56Seriously, as we're recording this, Britney Spears has been arrested in Los Angeles for DUI,
23:02driving under the influence.
23:03It's like the 1990s are back.
23:06I know, we've got the Iraq war, we've got Britney getting arrested.
23:09Do you remember when her parents said she's insane and we said,
23:11no, you're just trying to take her money and now we realise they were right.
23:15Is she going to shave her head again and have a venti bee?
23:17Well, anyway, the 90s are back, folks.
23:20Shall we go to a bad ad?
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23:50Great song.
23:51I bet that jam is better than Megan's.
23:53Yeah, it looks much more jammy.
23:55She'll probably just put a label on it.
23:56Yeah, we've got to cut back to those kids in five years' time.
23:59No teat.
24:01That's a lot of jam on that toast, wasn't it?
24:03Yeah, it is, actually.
24:04Let's go to a real break.
24:11What just happened?
24:19He's mad as hell.
24:20It's Kevin O'Sullivan.
24:23Yeah, it's the big moment.
24:25And this is a big one for Americans and Brits alike.
24:28Indeed, the world, really.
24:30Donald Trump and, well, the American President Donald Trump and the British Prime Minister,
24:35Keir Starmer, who affected a kind of a friendship because of the alleged special relationship
24:41between our two countries.
24:43Well, that has all gone down the gurgler.
24:46That no longer exists.
24:48Here is Donald Trump with his assessment of Britain's powerhouse leader.
24:53This is not the age of Churchill.
24:56I will say the UK has been very, very uncooperative with that stupid island that they have, that
25:05they gave away and took a hundred year lease.
25:08The UK, what they're doing with energy and what they're doing with immigration is horrible.
25:16Starmer sort of changed his mind and said, well, you can, but only in a limited way.
25:23You can use them because he's looked up his beloved international law books and he said,
25:29you can use our airbases as long as it's only for defensive strikes on Iranian missile storage units.
25:37Even though they've bombed our bases in Cyprus, they've actually declared war on us.
25:41And we go, well, we can't do anything.
25:42They've bombed our soldiers.
25:44Yeah, but this is, this was, you know, this was a reference to Starmer refusing, Britain,
25:51refusing to let our oldest friend and ally, America, use our facilities to launch strikes on Iran.
25:59RIP the special relationship.
26:01It's in the toilet.
26:02Was there ever a special relationship?
26:04Yeah, there was.
26:05I think it was built on the king.
26:07I don't think, I think it had much to do with.
26:09Churchill.
26:09Do you remember the first time they met, the first thing Starmer did was bring out that
26:14letter from the king in order to get relations going.
26:18I agree with you.
26:18Yes, they were kind of friendly, but I think that.
26:21You're too young to remember Ronald Reagan and Margaret Thatcher like that.
26:26Oh, I thought you were talking about Starmer and Trump's special.
26:28No, the special.
26:29Oh, the special.
26:30That's what I'm saying.
26:31Starmer has ruined our.
26:32Oh, he's destroyed it.
26:33But if Farage comes in, it'll be right back.
26:36It'll be back to where it was if Farage gets into power.
26:39Oh, yeah.
26:40I mean, they've got to love him, both of them.
26:42But I think when you look at history and just what has happened to Britain, I think you
26:47see a lot of sadness in how Trump said it.
26:50It wasn't an aggressive statement.
26:52It was this all from grace.
26:52He's on the countryside, isn't he?
26:54I mean, our government is the people's enemy.
26:57And he's basically Trump's our leader now because he's the leader of the West.
27:00And he's basically trying to protect us.
27:01My point about all this is whatever you think about the strike by America and Israel on Iran,
27:11they did it.
27:12And both those countries are the oldest friends and allies of Britain.
27:16And we should have just stood shoulder to shoulder with them and just said, yes, we support you.
27:22Instead, Keir Starmer said, we're nothing to do with this strike on Iran and you can't use our air bases.
27:29So at that moment, you know, the historic special relationship as displayed by Ronald Reagan and Margaret Thatcher and Tony
27:37Blair and George W. Bush.
27:39Very close.
27:40That was destroyed.
27:42That has been destroyed.
27:43And just for the Americans watching, we, millions of us in Britain are devastated by this.
27:50We think that our prime minister has let your great country down.
27:55I'm not making any political statements about whether or not America should have done it.
28:00Donald Trump has obviously got his reasons.
28:03Israel have got their reasons.
28:04There's talk that Iran could have been within two weeks of nuclear weapons, having nuclear weapons.
28:09So it's not about whether or not it was right they did it.
28:15It's whether or not Britain should have stood shoulder to shoulder with our old friends and allies.
28:21And what did we do?
28:23We ditched them.
28:24That's a spineless coward.
28:25I mean, they're trying to obviously develop nuclear missiles and they will never stop.
28:29And the only way is to get rid of them.
28:31And what did we ditch them for?
28:32A bag full of votes from some section of the community?
28:35That's what we've ditched the special relationship for, which is the most devastating part of it all.
28:40That's the other thing.
28:41If you in America and around the world aren't aware of this, the worst thing about this is the reason
28:47Starmer did this is because he cravenly pursues the Muslim vote here.
28:54There's four million Muslims live in Britain and he needs their votes to win the next election.
29:00So he didn't want to take a stand against Iran because a lot of our Muslims love Iran.
29:07So he didn't want to upset our Muslims.
29:10So he chose to ditch Donald Trump.
29:14Donald Trump said this in an interview earlier this week.
29:17So it's a catastrophe for us.
29:19And we're very upset about it, or at least millions of Brits.
29:23But we are, well, I am, I'm ashamed of our prime minister.
29:30And this week I've been embarrassed to be British.
29:33I really have.
29:34Trump called him a loser, allegedly, in an article that I read today.
29:39It's not allegedly.
29:41He didn't call him, he did call him a loser.
29:44Oh, yeah, it has come out.
29:46And it just signifies, I mean, he even said after that, he said, well, even if the UK does come
29:52and help, it's not going to make a difference at this point.
29:55It's not going to make a difference.
29:56We're not a power anymore.
29:58That's exactly right, Ash.
29:59It's symbolic.
30:00We should have.
30:00All Starmer had to say is we support you.
30:03100% we support you.
30:05It's not like Trump would have then turned around and said, right, I want a billion bucks worth of weapons
30:09and I want 100,000 British troops on the ground in Iran.
30:12He wouldn't have said, he'd have just said thank you.
30:15And the special relationship would have been intact.
30:17Instead, our prime minister's got to virtue signal and then suck up to the Muslim vote.
30:23Outrageous.
30:24Let's go on to the, oh, this is my favourite, the small moment.
30:28And I said this earlier, America has some age-old soap operas, the bold and the beautiful days of our
30:36lives.
30:36And sand through the hourglass.
30:39These are the days of our lives.
30:41The general hospital.
30:43But the favourite, the favourite soap opera of America and indeed Britain is, of course, the Clintons.
30:50Bill and Hill.
30:52So they've been testifying to Congress this week about the Epstein files and, of course, Bill's penchant for flying to
31:00Pedo Island every 10 minutes on Epstein's Lolita Express private jet.
31:05And here, Bill goes, yeah, well, did you, you know, I did not have sexual relations.
31:12I did not have sexual relations with Jeffrey Epstein's women.
31:18It's Monica Lewinsky all over again.
31:21He expects us to believe him.
31:23Bill, give it up.
31:24No one believes you.
31:25But I do feel a little bit sorry for poor old Hillary being dragged through the mine because she's never
31:32met Epstein.
31:33She's just suffering because of her husband's philandering.
31:37And when she was grilled by Congress, she lost her rag.
31:42Watch this.
31:42Please explain how that can occur.
31:44I'm done with this.
31:44If you guys are doing that, I am done.
31:46You can hold me in contempt from now until the cows come home.
31:49This is just typical behavior.
31:50You will go off the record.
31:52Oh, for heaven's sake.
31:53So I would like to understand how that's permissible.
31:56It was before the hearing was.
31:57It doesn't matter.
31:58We all are abiding by the same rules.
32:01I will take that down.
32:03Yeah.
32:03I would like to take a break at this moment.
32:05I would like to have a conversation for now.
32:07Yeah.
32:08So she was angry because somebody took a picture and posted it on social media and that's against the rules.
32:14And so she stormed out.
32:16It's like she can dish it out, but she can't take it.
32:19Anyway, enough of the soap opera that we call the Clintons, Bill and Hill.
32:26And let's get on to my favorite section of the show.
32:29It is the Flash Ash News Flash, when Flash Ash tells us about his favorite story of the week and
32:37usually confuses the hell out of us.
32:39What have you got, Ash?
32:40Yeah, well, this one's a very interesting one.
32:43This is.
32:43I'm just going to get it up here.
32:44Yeah, it's all the preparation.
32:46So slick, isn't it?
32:48I'll get it.
32:48You could have had it ready.
32:49I did have it ready.
32:50I don't know what this technology is going on, but basically what's happened is Lewis Hamilton has stuck his nose
32:57in with Africa, of course, because he considers himself.
33:02Lewis Hamilton.
33:04What did I call him?
33:05The racing driver.
33:05Yeah, Lewis Hamilton, the racing driver.
33:07He's got himself involved in this Grand Prix thing.
33:11Yeah, yeah.
33:12Oh, hold on.
33:12It's going to be a big one for America, isn't it, this one?
33:15Yeah, this is going to be a massive one.
33:16It's going to be huge.
33:17This is the head around the world.
33:18Well, Lewis Hamilton, Africa must unite.
33:20Have you got any stories that are a bit more local?
33:22Anyway, go on.
33:23No, but it's Formula One.
33:24Lewis Hamilton, Africa must unite and take control back from people like the British.
33:31Oh.
33:31Yeah, it's absolutely just great.
33:32I think they did.
33:34Well, basically, what is that?
33:35Yeah, it's a bit late to the story there.
33:37Lewis Hamilton?
33:38He said the African continent needs to unite and take back from the French, the Spanish,
33:43Portuguese and the British.
33:44And it's a crazy idea, but it might just work.
33:46He says, I think it's the most beautiful part of the world.
33:49I don't like the rest of the world.
33:50Own so much of it and take so much.
33:52It's so important for the future of the continent that they have the resources to be degraded.
33:56Anyway, so what he's saying is Africa should unite, throw out all the colonialists.
34:00I thought they'd already done that.
34:02He's 100 years out of date.
34:04They've already reclaimed.
34:05No, he says it's still going.
34:06Well, he says, but he's wrong.
34:08Lewis Hamilton, he must know.
34:10So he says, throw them all out, the foreigners.
34:12And basically, he wants a massive Grand Prix around.
34:15He wants Africa to unite as one country like America and have a track going all around the coast.
34:22Oh, yeah.
34:23It'll be amazing.
34:24And it'll be good.
34:25F1 in Africa.
34:25It'll be the USA, United States of Africa, because they love copying the third world, don't they?
34:30They love copying us.
34:31It's the developing world, not the third world.
34:33There's a new word for it.
34:35They're developing, yeah.
34:35Excuse me, it's 2026.
34:37So they're going to have one country, kick all the foreigners out, and have a massive victory around the coast
34:42of Africa.
34:43It's so crazy, it just might work.
34:45Yeah, I love it.
34:46Lewis, you know, you're very impressive.
34:50I think you'll find that most of the African countries have taken their own nations back, and that's a very
34:58good thing.
34:58It'd be great to be lions and an elephant on the track and stuff.
35:01So thanks very much, Lewis, but on reflection, stick to driving, eh?
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35:35Yeah, it's like the Truman Show, though.
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35:50Well, on that bombshell, let's go to a real break.
35:58What just happened?
36:06He's mad as hell.
36:08It's Kevin O'Sullivan.
36:10Right, it's time for viewers' questions.
36:14MPs spent the day this week learning how to dance.
36:18Is this a good thing and a good use of their time, considering we are entering World War III?
36:25Yeah, that was a weird video.
36:26I mean...
36:27Look at this, this folks, if you're watching from America or around the world.
36:30This is our...
36:31These are the representatives of the people in Britain.
36:34This is...
36:35As war was erupting in the Middle East, these are our MPs, like congressmen, senators.
36:42They had a dancing session.
36:44The one on the end's good.
36:45Well, yeah, but I think that might not be a dance...
36:48I don't care how good they are.
36:50That's true.
36:51It doesn't really matter how good they are, does it?
36:52They should have a better thing.
36:53That's the leader of the House, Lindsay Horne, and the new Green MP, Hannah Spencer.
36:59Oh, she's loving it.
37:00Getting her nose to the grindstone, working hard for her constituents, just a few days
37:05after she was elected, dancing.
37:07Sickening, this is.
37:08It's for the working class, Kev.
37:09It's pathetic.
37:10That's Angela Rippon, former TV news presenter.
37:12I mean, don't these idiots realise what a bad look that is?
37:17I'll leave that hanging there, folks.
37:18Can you believe that?
37:20These are our representatives of the people as the world is erupting into war.
37:27You would have thought they might have better things to do.
37:32They're not very good either, are they?
37:34Let's move on.
37:35Next question, please.
37:36The Labour Party has told employers not to use the words competitive and ambitious in job
37:42adverts because they are too masculine.
37:45What words should we use instead?
37:46Oh, useless.
37:49Hysterical.
37:49Useless and feeble.
37:51For the Labour Party, yeah.
37:52It's, we've got to get back to competitiveness.
37:57We've got to get back to ambition.
38:00You know, basically, I think society is being kind of nicified, you know, almost feminised.
38:08There's not enough bullying in the workplace.
38:10Well, I don't know about that.
38:13It has been feminised, though.
38:15It's a real, what's the issue of being masculine?
38:17What is the issue there?
38:18What's the problem?
38:19You know, that's what they're saying.
38:20It's too masculine.
38:21It's too masculine.
38:22It's kind of offensive to women, actually.
38:24Look, look, women just should be, and many of them are, Samara, for example, are just
38:30as ambitious and as competitive as men.
38:33The trouble is, with the new generation, the men aren't competitive, the men are not
38:38They're feminised.
38:39And nor are the women.
38:41And we've got to do something about it, because that's why business is going down the drain.
38:45That's why our country's going down the drain, because we're all too obsessed with being
38:49kind, be nice.
38:51And that's why you get all this cancellation, because it's the feminine way of bringing
38:54people down.
38:54Men like a fistfight.
38:55Women have reputational, you know, destruction.
38:57And that's what we've had for the last 10 years.
38:59But what I'm saying is, I disagree that women, I mean, in my day, when I was young, women
39:06were just as competitive and ambitious.
39:09Like Thatcher.
39:09And by the way, I worked on national newspapers here, and nearly all my bosses were women,
39:15and they were the best journalists I ever came across.
39:17This is the truth about journalism.
39:18Back in the day, though.
39:19This is the truth about journalism, folks.
39:22Women are better at it than men.
39:23Fact.
39:25Next question.
39:26I'll leave that one hanging there.
39:28Wow.
39:28Kev the Feminist.
39:30The Home Secretary has said that migrants will have to speak English to an A-level standard
39:35from next year if they want to stay in Britain.
39:37Is this fair?
39:37God, Jabani Mahmood is on one.
39:40Well, you know, I don't...
39:41Yeah, I mean, you know, we have a huge migrant crisis problem.
39:46All these foreigners coming across the channel illegally.
39:49And loads of them, like Samara.
39:51No, she didn't come across the channel illegally.
39:54Yeah, I came on a lorry.
39:55She came on a yacht.
39:55She was underneath a truck, you know, like hanging underneath it.
40:00But no, seriously, we have millions of migrants living in this country because a lot of them
40:05get let in legally.
40:08And loads of them don't speak English.
40:11Our Home Secretary says that from now on, in order to be allowed to live here, to be allowed to
40:18stay,
40:18you're going to have to speak English to a high standard.
40:21You know, and it's a bit like, oh, good idea.
40:25Why didn't we think of that before?
40:27It's ridiculous, isn't it?
40:28It's not going to happen anyway, is it?
40:29Words with her.
40:30I know.
40:31And it's also just if a conservative politician was to tweet that out, they'd be like, oh, my God, what
40:36is he doing?
40:37I mean, it's like Siobhan Mahmood has come out really strange in this situation.
40:41And I'm actually about to go interview an asylum seeker just after this program.
40:45And he doesn't speak English.
40:47So it's going to be a problem.
40:48It's going to be a good interview.
40:49Why A-level?
40:50Have they got, quote, Chaucer?
40:52I mean, I haven't got A-level.
40:53It's very hard to do A-level.
40:54You haven't got an A-level.
40:55You must be kidding.
40:56I've got four A-levels, but not in English.
40:57Was it?
40:58I've got general studies in Punjabi.
41:01Gobbledy gook.
41:02Yeah, pretty much.
41:04But, yeah, A-levels are very difficult.
41:06Why not just GCs?
41:08Well, they're not anymore, are they?
41:09That's the problem.
41:10These are our higher exams at school if you're not watching in this country.
41:15But, yeah, so migrants who are allowed to stay here have to speak English.
41:21Well, yeah, it is a good idea, obviously.
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42:48Let's go to a break.
42:56What just happened?
43:04He's mad as hell.
43:05It's Kevin O'Sullivan.
43:08Welcome back to part four of What Just Happened?
43:11I'm Kevin O'Sullivan.
43:12That's Flash Ashgold.
43:13That's Samara Gill.
43:14And it is time for the complaints department when we run through some of the messages that you are kind
43:20enough to send us.
43:21Let's get going.
43:22What have you got, Samara?
43:24I've got the British media is ridiculous.
43:29Andrew is the one that you should all be worried about.
43:32Meghan and Harry are none of your business.
43:35Hey, hey, hey.
43:37Everybody's my business.
43:38I'm a journalist.
43:39My notebook is never closed.
43:41Ash.
43:42Yeah, this is from Theresa Sands.
43:46She says, you all really sucks as journalists as people.
43:51I think she means you really suck as journalists and people.
43:54I don't think we can argue with that.
43:56It's one or it's other.
43:57No, I think we all.
43:58I think that.
43:59What was her name again?
44:01Theresa Sands.
44:02I think she's right.
44:03Yeah, she's right.
44:04We knew that anyway.
44:05We suck as journalists and also as human beings.
44:08No argument from me there, Theresa.
44:12Samara.
44:12Francis Hennessy says, I love the way you tease Samara with the Australian bad ads and she doesn't get offended
44:19and takes everything in good part.
44:21Oh, I go home and cry.
44:22Don't worry.
44:22No, no, no.
44:23No, she does.
44:23She takes them seriously.
44:25I do.
44:25Unlike us.
44:26I usually do.
44:26We have all some fistfights out there afterwards.
44:30I also love Flash Ash's News Flash.
44:34Flash Ash's so funny.
44:35Great show all round.
44:36I don't know what she finds you.
44:37Francis.
44:38Thank you, Francis.
44:39Yeah, we love the Flash Ash News Flash and Samara alone does take the Australian adverts seriously while Ash and
44:47I are laughing.
44:47She's going like, oh.
44:48Yeah.
44:48That looks like a good product.
44:50That looks like a good place to get carpets.
44:53Go on, Ash.
44:54What have you got?
44:54I don't know why she thinks Flash Ash is funny.
44:56It's a very serious, in-depth undercover news.
44:59It is.
45:00Anyway.
45:01CRB 1939 says, love Ash.
45:03Never shut up, Ash.
45:05Yeah, no.
45:06He says never shut up.
45:07I won't shut up.
45:08Don't worry, CRB 33.
45:10Is that his name?
45:11Yes.
45:121939.
45:12No matter how much I tried again, just shut up.
45:16I'm not going to shut up.
45:17See what I mean?
45:18See what I mean?
45:19Shut up.
45:20Shut up.
45:22Oh, God.
45:23See?
45:23That's what happens.
45:25You're the most annoying person on earth.
45:28Samara.
45:28Why don't you be quiet?
45:30God.
45:31Why don't you be quiet?
45:32Leibniz 2001 said, this show is getting too boring.
45:35If only Kevin is doing the talking.
45:37There you go.
45:38Kate makes him point again.
45:39No, I think I should do more talking to make it less boring.
45:42I'm the most interesting person ever.
45:45Go on, Ash.
45:47Claire Disappra.
45:48She says, it's time the titles are removed from Harold and Meghan and the two kids who
45:52no one knows where they came from.
45:54Good question.
45:55Good point.
45:56Don't worry.
45:57They will be removed.
45:59When Harry and Meghan realise that William is going to be the king, when he's the king,
46:07he'll take away their titles.
46:09The clock's ticking.
46:09He'll take away their titles.
46:11Yeah.
46:11First to rule them all.
46:12And the kids.
46:13What is the point of those kids?
46:15What are they called?
46:16Lily, Beth and Eugenie.
46:17I mean, they've got these sort of big royal titles.
46:19I don't think they've ever been to Britain.
46:21It's a joke.
46:22A Beatrice and Eugenie princesses still, if their dad.
46:25Yeah, they are.
46:26Yeah.
46:27But their dad, how does that happen?
46:28No, they were specifically allowed to keep those titles.
46:31But I think that, due to what we were discussing earlier in the program, is seriously under review.
46:38Samara.
46:39Christine T says, I love your show, especially the bad ads, or should I say, the comments that follow.
46:44But you are all so entertaining.
46:47Thank you, Christine T.
46:48Thank you very much.
46:49We appreciate that.
46:51Ash.
46:51Kismet Cosmos says the Duke and Duchess of Hamas should move to Iran.
46:56Yeah, well, there was these stories that when they went to Jordan very irresponsibly on their pretend royal tour, the
47:02gruesome twosome last week, that some of the officials they met in hospitals and things were Hamas.
47:08Members of the terrorist organisation Hamas.
47:11So, there you are.
47:14Yeah, they should.
47:15Yeah, good idea.
47:16Go on, Samara.
47:16Michael Traynor says, Talk TV have driven Harry to this.
47:21Have they?
47:22To what?
47:22To what?
47:23Being really, really dumb.
47:26And going very, very bald.
47:28How much longer is he going to hang on to that sort of strand of ginger hair?
47:33William's got the right idea.
47:34The nice side hair, which you don't see anymore since the 70s.
47:38Men who are bald and actually have hair at the sides, traditional.
47:40I don't think he does have hair at the sides.
47:42Doesn't he have total baldness?
47:44A little bit.
47:44I mean, he's embraced his baldness.
47:46He's got a five o'clock shadow there.
47:47He's embraced his baldness.
47:48He's embraced it.
47:49I like it when men had tufts of hair at the side.
47:52It was nice.
47:53And Harry's fighting a tragic losing battle against his increasing state.
48:00He's a fox, Kevin.
48:00He's a fox.
48:01That's what she said.
48:03He's a fox.
48:04The problem is he's a slaphead and a bone dome as well.
48:09Chrome dome, apparently.
48:10He's a slaphead fox.
48:13That's what Megan said.
48:16He's a fox.
48:19I mean, almost literally.
48:21Go on.
48:22Who's next?
48:23I mean, it's me, isn't it?
48:24I think so.
48:25Sharon Lantern says, we have one of those green parties here in Australia.
48:29And she has laughing and funny.
48:31That's true.
48:33How powerful are they?
48:34You know, it's interesting because they're just, I mean, quickly, they're just much further along.
48:38They're much further along than the Green Party here.
48:40They've got more MPs.
48:41They even have massive power within states and everything.
48:44That could happen here.
48:46Do you have PR in Australia or first past the post?
48:48I think first past the post.
48:50Same system.
48:51PR.
48:52Yeah, there you go.
48:52Let's not talk about that.
48:54Most boring subjects in the world.
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49:18She's a beautiful doll.
49:20With extra outfits that fit almost any fashion doll, each sold separately.
49:24Brooke Shields doll comes with a ring, brush and stand from LJN.
49:29And on that huge hair bombshell, that's the end of the show.
49:32Big thanks to Flash Ash Gould and the amazing Samara Gill.
49:38You have been an incredible audience.
49:40I've been a mediocre host.
49:42I'm going to be back next week with my friends.
49:45And we want you all to join us.
49:46Same time, same place.
49:48You better be there.
49:49Bye now.
49:51Bye now.
49:52What just happened?
50:04Bye now.
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