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The Man with No Nose - Urp is an alien stranded on Earth, and has spent the last 8 years being showcased as "The Man with No Nose" in a circus sideshow. He soon meets a young boy in the circus who offers to help him find a way to power his ship and return to his planet.
Youngstar3 - The Youngstar-3, consisting of Youngstar, his grandpa, Old Man, and super-powered robot Shero, attempts to fight a giant fish monster that emerges from the depths of the ocean.
Hey Look! - Two guys go on a job hunt with no experience and get into one mess after another.
Orginally aired on September 20, 1998
Youngstar3 - The Youngstar-3, consisting of Youngstar, his grandpa, Old Man, and super-powered robot Shero, attempts to fight a giant fish monster that emerges from the depths of the ocean.
Hey Look! - Two guys go on a job hunt with no experience and get into one mess after another.
Orginally aired on September 20, 1998
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00:07When a cartoon goes into my brain tissue, it zaps through my eyes and into my optic nerve and into
00:14my oogashglock.
00:15Right now, Oh Yeah is residing in my oogashglock.
00:19Oogashglock.
00:19It's like an imprint in my brain.
00:21Oh my god.
00:22Guess what?
00:24It's time for Oh Yeah Cartoons!
00:26Oh Yeah!
00:31Oh Yeah Cartoons!
00:34Oh Yeah!
00:39Yeah.
00:52Hurry, hurry, hurry to the sideshow!
00:56See remarkable individuals never viewed before the public like the Fire Eater, the Strongman, the Elastic Boy, and the Mysterious
01:08Man with No Nose.
01:11How does he breathe?
01:13The pores of my skin are more highly developed than you Earth creatures, and can efficiently process oxygen through each
01:20minute opening.
01:23Uh-huh, but how do you breathe with no nose?
01:27I don't need a nose, you dummy!
01:30I'm an alien from the beta-carotene star system, and we don't have no-
01:34Now don't start that stuff again, Earp!
01:36Stick to the program!
01:37It's a stupid program!
01:39The man with no nose!
01:41What kind of building is that?
01:43I am an alien!
01:44I've got no nose, no hair on my head, no pupils to my eyes, and I'm the color of a
01:49carrot!
01:50Why don't you build me as an alien?
01:53Because I run an honest show here, Earp!
01:56Besides, the public can identify with a man with no nose.
02:00That can't be more interesting than a space alien!
02:07So how do you smell anything?
02:12Hi, Earp!
02:13How'd the man with no nose go today?
02:16Like a bleeding ulcer, Billy!
02:18And how did the elastic boy do?
02:20Great!
02:21I tried a new ear thing!
02:23You wanna share a new candy bar?
02:26The Midway vendor was giving out free samples!
02:29No, I just want to go home!
02:31Well, here you are!
02:34This isn't her!
02:35It's just a vehicle!
02:36Or could be!
02:37I've worked eight years converting this trailer into a fully functional spacecraft!
02:42And it's finally completed!
02:43The only missing thing, of course, is proper fuel!
02:47Oh, gosh!
02:48This candy bar is really good!
02:50Tastes like sugar and something else!
02:53The fuel formula is a sophisticated combination of chemicals!
02:57But I know they exist on this planet!
02:59Let me see!
03:01Ingredients!
03:02Sugar, corn syrup, artificial coloring and flavor...
03:07For... uh... formality...
03:09All I need to leave this dump is...
03:12Formality Oxide Methyl Carbozoid!
03:15There it is!
03:17What's the fuel additive doing in a food product?
03:20Probably a flavor enhancer!
03:21Where is this manufactured?
03:23Battle Axe, Minnesota?
03:29Here it is!
03:30Where are we now?
03:31In Georgia!
03:34That's 900 miles from here!
03:37I've got to get to that city!
03:40Come on, Grace!
03:41I want my pay!
03:43No wages until the end of the tour!
03:45You know the contract, Derp!
03:47Well, how about a loan?
03:49What do I look like?
03:50A bank!
03:53Now, let's get this application for your loan filled out.
03:57Name?
03:58Did you eat off the catering truck outside?
04:00Their pork and beans will do that.
04:02That wasn't gas!
04:03It's my name!
04:05It's a perfectly acceptable name where I come from!
04:08And where would that be?
04:10The beta-carotene star system!
04:11I'm an alien trapped on this primitive planet and I need a loan to get home!
04:16Frank!
04:17Can you help this little person out?
04:22I've got to get off this planet!
04:28Are you sure this is gonna work?
04:30It is a standard medical procedure on my planet.
04:33Now, swing!
04:37Thanks!
04:37No problem!
04:38It was fun!
04:39I can't afford to travel so I'll never get to the factory to acquire enough additives to make my rocket
04:45fuel!
04:46Maybe you can take it out of the candy bar!
04:50Maybe the vendor has enough candy bars available to extract the necessary amount!
04:57You're sold out?
04:59Yep!
05:00Nothing sells faster than something sweet with no real food value!
05:04I sold the last 12 cases to the strong man!
05:07You ate all of them?
05:09Does high sugar content make a good power bar?
05:14You overdeveloped chocolate addict!
05:17I can't believe you made such a pig of yourself!
05:22You insult a dog!
05:27Oh, gee, Earp!
05:29That dent in your face looks just like a fist!
05:32It's got a ring in everything!
05:34Doesn't it hurt?
05:35Of course it hurts!
05:37Give me that hose!
05:43I'm doomed to stay on this primitive planet the rest of my days!
05:47Well, if it'll help any, Earp, you can have my candy bar for your fuel!
05:53Thanks, Billy!
05:54But it's not enough!
05:55You see, this bar is only 65% formaldeoxide methylcarbozoid!
06:00And you've eaten about half!
06:02I need at least 12 units to get home!
06:06If I do the math, it means this bar only contains...
06:11Great gumballs!
06:1316 units!
06:16Oh, thanks, Billy!
06:18You're welcome, Earp!
06:23Stand back, Billy! I'm going home!
06:28Goodbye, Earp! I'll miss you!
06:34Billy is the only friend I've got on this planet.
06:37Maybe the whole universe.
06:39If I go, I'll lose him forever.
06:44Eh, so what?
06:53You...
06:54I'm making Otto very angry!
06:59Hurry to the sideshow!
07:02See unique individuals!
07:05Watch the strong man!
07:07Marvel at the elastic boy!
07:09And see the amazing man with no...
07:14Heads!
07:17You never liked being the man with no nose, Earp!
07:20Now you've got a whole new act!
07:22You should be happy!
07:24I'm so...
07:26Hubby Billy!
07:27This is much better!
07:32Oh yeah, cartoons!
07:34Here's how you watch a cartoon.
07:35You turn on the TV.
07:36I usually lie down on the couch.
07:38No, I'm sitting on my couch.
07:40And you push the power button.
07:41Pick worms out of the ground.
07:42And turn into a cartoon channel.
07:44It's more fun to watch cartoons than to eat meatloaf.
07:49If you watch a cartoon that's bad for your brain, radiation gets sucked through your eyeballs.
07:54It disintegrates the brain tissue.
07:56And certain nerve functions.
07:58Oh yeah!
07:59And the cerebellum.
08:00There could be a burning order.
08:01I suggest you go to your doctor immediately.
08:16Good afternoon, ladies and gents.
08:18Welcome to Big Bill's annual float parade broadcast.
08:21Hosted by yours truly, Mike the Microphone Michelson.
08:25Three of the all-time greatest criminal crushers are co-hosting this event with me.
08:30The first young star.
08:31What an intro, Mike.
08:34Thanks, babe.
08:35Our next hero, Shiro.
08:38It's my understanding you're a robot.
08:41Affirmative.
08:43Technotronic.
08:45Lastly, but not youngest of all three co-hosts, is Old Man.
08:56Meanwhile, somewhere deep in the Pacific Ocean,
08:59an earthquake shakes loose something like no one has seen before.
09:03Something awesome.
09:04Something killer.
09:06Something...
09:09Something...
09:11What on this green earth was that thing?
09:34I'm picking up a distress signal.
09:40A giant fish man, huh?
09:43Where do you think you two are going without me to save the day?
09:47But, Grandpa, you were napping.
09:49But, Grandpa...
09:51Helmets!
10:01Helmets stink!
10:03When you inherit the helmet, you don't have to wear the helmet.
10:09Now, where are we going, anyway?
10:12Enemy dead ahead.
10:17What in the world?
10:20Duck!
10:20Well, it's more of a dolphin than a duck.
10:23No!
10:23Duck!
10:24Duck!
10:25Duck!posnial!
10:35And that was enough!
10:40Junior? Yeah!
10:47Whoa!
10:50Yay!
10:53Ground Zero, disembark.
11:02This is too much drama for the likes of me.
11:14Present me, pal.
11:20Aha! This ought to wrap up the situation.
11:27I'll distract it whilst you fetch Grandpa out of the drink.
11:31Done.
11:35Say, you hear the one about...
11:38You've obviously heard that one.
11:41I got a million.
11:55Put him where I'll be out of the way!
11:57Put him where I'll be out of the way!
12:08Look!
12:09Be a lady!
12:14Bingo!
12:20Bingo!
12:21He's a cat!
12:23Hang on, boy!
12:38Get up and fight, fish!
12:42You're on our side, remember?
12:48You're on our side!
12:50I'm gonna go try!
12:53The lamb!
12:54What?
12:59The lamb!
13:05You're on your side!
13:09Tessa!
13:12Tessa!
13:13Tessa!
13:13Tessa!
13:13Keep those teeth alone.
13:17Young Star, I'm down here!
13:21Down here!
13:30One hundredth of a microsecond later...
13:38Hey!
13:39Where are you?
13:40Off to...
13:41When are...
13:42Parade!
13:42Balloon!
13:44Sorry for the interruption, folks,
13:46but there's a giant sea beast in need of detainment!
14:05Ta-da!
14:07Yay!
14:09A picture for the press boys?
14:11Woo-woo!
14:13Oh, one more!
14:19The Young Star 3 always catch their fish!
14:24Ha-ha!
14:25The President!
14:31On behalf of the American public, let me say...
14:41Thank you!
14:43Thank you!
14:55Oh yeah!
14:56Oh yeah!
14:56Cartoons!
14:57A cartoon is...
14:58A cartoon is, um...
15:00Cartoons are animated!
15:01A strip of comics...
15:03Somebody gets spammed by a hammer...
15:05There's a spider on my keys!
15:08There's a spider on my keys!
15:09You happy?
15:09Whoa!
15:10Oh yeah!
15:13This is an example of laughing!
15:23Oh yeah!
15:24Cartoons!
15:25Wait a minute, I don't like milk!
15:26Oh yeah!
15:38Hey look!
15:40They just made your best pal supervisor!
15:43Oh!
15:44At last!
15:46A friend in mid-management!
15:50Someone who can empathize with the plight of the little man!
15:56No longer to toil under the whip of tyranny!
16:00A man who understands the concept of the coffee break!
16:06Okay!
16:07Enough of this tomfoolery!
16:09Now get to work!
16:10Hup!
16:10Hup!
16:10Under my supervision, this factory will point out more sausage than ever before!
16:29Faster!
16:30Can't you work faster?
16:35You can move faster than that!
16:41This is going on your record!
16:42You're slacking!
16:44Faster!
16:45Faster!
16:45We got schedules to meet, you know!
16:47Faster!
16:48Faster!
16:50Faster!
16:50Faster!
16:55Not only did you grind me into sausage, you got us fired on top of it!
17:00Yeah, but we did set a new production record!
17:03Ow!
17:04Ow!
17:05Ow!
17:05Ow!
17:06Ow!
17:06Ow!
17:07Ow!
17:09Hey, look!
17:11We're hunting for jobs!
17:13We should check the wantads!
17:16Say, this one looks peachy for us!
17:21Help wanted. Desire two men in a rush.
17:24No experience necessary. Apply Main Street and 21st.
17:29Well, let's go!
17:30It's just ahead.
17:32We have to make a good impression, and...
17:34What the...
17:36Well, didn't you see my want ad? I want help!
17:43Hey, look what I invented.
17:46It's an automated pants shrinker.
17:51Sounds dubious to me.
17:53Nah, watch!
18:01Oh yeah, that worked!
18:04Maybe 12!
18:08Hey look, have you pole vaulted before?
18:11Uh-huh.
18:13Here goes!
18:16He's up!
18:18And up!
18:19And up!
18:21Here he comes!
18:27Pal, are you okay?
18:29Uh, yeah.
18:31But, uh, I bumped into something up there.
18:38Hey look!
18:40I worked the bugs out of my automated pants shrinker.
18:43You're looking for bugs in the wrong place, if you ask me.
18:46A few minor adjustments.
18:53Oh yeah, that weight.
18:55You look just like an umbrella.
18:58I think I got too much juice.
19:02Huh-cha!
19:03I just got paid.
19:06Yow!
19:07My money!
19:08Will you come back with my money?
19:12Where is it?
19:14Oh no!
19:16My poor money!
19:19Wait till my pal sees the present I got him for his birthday.
19:25I brung you as a birthday present.
19:28A piggy bank.
19:31That's too bad.
19:32I already have a piggy bank.
19:38I already have a piggy bank.
19:40Oh, we're gonna work in the circus, the circus, the circus.
19:44Am I gonna have to put you on a leash?
19:47You boys have any circus experience?
19:49Oh sure!
19:51Right pal?
19:54I said, right pal?
20:05And now, in the center ring, a ferocious man-eating liar!
20:12Are you sure we can do this?
20:15Sure!
20:16I read an article in National Geological Magazine.
20:19You just stare him straight in the eye.
20:21Straight in the eye!
20:23Straight in the eye!
20:24Straight in the eye!
20:27Straight in the eye!
20:28Straight in the eye!
20:30Straight in the eye!
20:31Straight in the eye!
20:32Straight in the eye!
20:32Straight in the eye!
20:32Straight in the eye!
20:35Straight in the eye!
20:36Hey look!
20:37I could be wrong.
20:39Hey look!
20:40This time my automated pan shrinker will work for sure.
20:46Again?
20:47That thing never works.
20:49Oh yeah?
20:50Just what?
20:57Hey, look! It worked!
21:00I think somebody owes someone an apology.
21:06Yeah, you're right. Somebody does owe someone an apology,
21:10and I'll be right here waiting for it when you get out of that mess you're in here.
21:14Come on!
21:17Hey, look! A rabbit haberdashery!
21:21Oh, isn't it a pretty hat? And only a buck!
21:26You mean to tell me you're going to spend your hard-earned money on a fancy hat?
21:32All right, don't look to me when you've spent your money so frivolously.
21:40For me?
21:42Yeah, for you.
21:44That's the prettiest thing anybody's ever given me.
21:50Thanks, kid.
21:51Get him, money!
21:54Hey, look! He's gone!
22:07Hey, look! I'm gone, too!
22:17Oh, yeah!
22:19Cartoons!
22:20Coming soon on Oh Yeah Cartoons.
22:23How are we supposed to go rafting on a river that's only 20 feet long?
22:28Ah, that's where you and your magic chalk come in, Rudy.
22:31This map here shows all the waterways in Chalk Zone drawn by kids from all over the world.
22:36You'll notice that these waterways are not connected.
22:39They're apart. They don't hook up.
22:41They're separated.
22:43There's space between them...
22:44Oh, use the chalk, Rudy!
22:46Connect them together into one big river.
22:48Oh!
22:52Wallissimo!
22:57Oh, yeah!
23:18Bye, bye, bye!
23:22Bye, bye!
23:22Oh yeah!
23:26Ah yeah!
23:30Ah yeah!
23:34Ahhhh!
23:37Ah, yeah!
23:41Ahhhh!
23:42Hi, Hi, Hi!
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