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The F Tales - In a fairy-tale parody of The X-Files, Fauna Fox and Chic Little attempt to protect The Three Little Pigs from the Big Bad Wolf.

25-Cent Trouble / Teddy & Art - Little Teddy and his panting dog Art decide to spend twenty-five cents on an action robot in a supermarket vending machine. Teddy and Art end up chasing the robot from mess to mess as the robot grows bigger and bigger by the minute.

Cat and Milkman - A thirsty cat tries to steal milk from a milkman, who won't let the cat interrupt his deliveries.

Originally aired on July 26, 1998.

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00:08watching a cartoon is not that difficult first you go into the room with the tv turn it on flip
00:15to the cartoon channel that you watch and just relax it's a cartoon guess what it's time for
00:25oh yeah cartoons oh oh yeah yeah yeah yeah oh yeah cartoons oh yeah
00:58new case file six one five agent fauna fox reporting we are en route to the residence
01:04of one christopher pig approximately one hour ago a passerby reported the apparently spontaneous
01:10collapse of mr pig's house any logical explanation has so far eluded this agent although my partner
01:17chick little as usual has one idea hey chick think you could watch the road instead of the
01:23sky for a minute or two you may scoff but i'm certain a piece of sky has fallen onto mr
01:29pig's
01:29house well i don't think you have to worry about the sky while we're inside this contraption we're
01:33the laughing stock of the agency with our mary poppins mobile yeah well we'll have the last laugh
01:38when they're picking stratosphere out of their windshield and speaking of falling sky how do you
01:45explain
01:479 15 pm we're about to enter the area of the disturbance check
02:04here use mine the house does appear to have been flattened and seems to be made entirely of straw
02:11little are you feeding on the evidence i've trained my beak to find one particle of sky in a million
02:18particles of ground what's that look like for you i crushed cockroach
02:28why can't you ever open your mind to the cosmic solutions to our investigations because the actual
02:35answers are always more down to earth careful could be an unstable celestial body it's a body all right
02:42mr pig can you tell us what happened sky sky sky sky did the sky crush your house scott scott
02:50scott
02:51not scott scott scott is his brother and from the look of things he isn't full of brotherly love
03:00how can you link this brother to the cosmic events taking place gee i don't know call it a hunch
03:08we're wasting time bothering a perfectly innocent harmless law-abiding citizen
03:19still think he's harmless
03:20still think he's harmless
03:20well
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03:42The sky!
03:42The sky!
03:43The sky is falling!
03:53The sky!
03:54The sky is falling!
03:55The sky is falling!
04:0910-05. Suspect apprehended.
04:12Question. How did he cause that windstorm? And why did it stop?
04:20What's happening?
04:21You're in custody, Mr. Pig. Charged with assault on a federal agent with a manufactured windstorm.
04:27Wait, this is all a horrible mistake.
04:30He's right, Fox. You're making us look like fools.
04:33We should be calling the observatories, scrambling the Air Force, alerting the media.
04:38The sky is falling. The sky is falling.
04:43Whatever is going on, these two are somehow involved.
04:46Of course we're involved. The wolf is trying to eat us.
04:49That's why he blew our houses down.
04:52Wolf, no, no, no. Stop. Help.
04:55Wolf? Then why'd you attack us?
04:57I've been awake for three days waiting for the wolf. I thought you were him.
05:02Is anyone else in danger?
05:04Our brother Percy!
05:05Hold tight!
05:12Seems peaceful enough.
05:17Mother Goose!
05:19Every time I organize my sock drawer, I am left with one odd sock.
05:24Percy's kind of a stickler for details.
05:27Sorry, sir. Your brothers thought you were in danger from...
05:30The wolf?
05:30Yes, he was here, huffing and puffing as usual.
05:34Every year it's the same story.
05:35He breaks out of prison and blows my brother's houses down.
05:38They're welcome to stay with me, but for some reason they stay in their shacks.
05:43Use a coaster!
05:45Inevitably, everyone does end up here.
05:47I call the cops and the wolf gets caught.
05:49He should be in custody by now.
05:52Well, then, our job is done. Ready to go, chick?
05:55Not quite.
05:56This whole wolf story is a cover-up, and I'm not leaving till I get the truth.
06:01Do you want the truth?
06:03You can't handle the truth!
06:08The truth is that after all your interference tonight, I'm not hungry for those pigs anymore.
06:15Or, I'm begging for some fried chicken!
06:39Ouch.
06:40Well, this case is closed.
06:42Not so fast.
06:44Think you can fool me with this wolf?
06:47Big, he's in on it.
06:48And so are you.
06:49You're all part of some vast military-astrological-extraterrestrial plot to flatten the Earth!
07:00We heard there was a maniac on the loose.
07:05You'll regret this!
07:06You can't lock up the truth!
07:07The sky is falling!
07:09Anyone want to get some coffee?
07:11Sure, why not?
07:11I'm going to get some apple pie.
07:13I could go for some bacon and eggs.
07:16Now, that sounds good!
07:31Oh, yeah.
07:33Cartoons.
07:50Cartoons.
07:51You can't smell them.
07:56So they don't have any body odor.
07:59You just watch them.
08:01It's a cartoon.
08:14Sail on set, the all-purpose cleanser with new kiwi scent, aisle three.
08:20Cartoons.
08:24Cartoons.
08:28Cartoons.
08:34Cartoons.
08:47Cartoons.
08:58Cartoons.
08:59Cartoons.
09:01Cartoons.
09:17Cartoons.
09:28Cartoons.
09:29Cartoons.
09:30Cartoons.
09:46Cartoons.
09:49Cartoons.
09:54Cartoons.
10:11Cartoons.
10:15Cartoons.
10:16Cartoons.
10:27Cartoons.
10:30Cartoons.
10:33Cartoons.
10:34Cartoons.
10:35Cartoons.
10:39Cartoons.
10:40Whoa-oh! Catastrophic!
10:50Whoa! Hey!
10:56Whoa!
11:03A spider bot!
11:18Oh! Catastrophic!
11:24Whoa!
11:29Whoa!
11:31Whoa!
11:31Whoa!
11:32Whoa!
11:43Whoa!
11:47Whoa!
11:47Mm!
11:48What?
11:51Oh!
11:54What?
11:59What's this do?
12:40What's this do?
13:02Are you all right, boy?
13:06Yeah!
13:07Wowzer!
13:18Uh-oh.
13:26Whoa!
13:32Hmm!
13:33Huh!
13:55Whoa!
13:57Whoa!
13:58Whoa!
13:59Uh-oh.
14:05Art, you're the most catastrophic as a dog-a-boy could have.
14:14Teddy! Art!
14:17Over here, Mom!
14:19Oh, there you are.
14:20Let's go, it's time to go to lunch.
14:23Oh, boy, oh, boy, oh, boy!
14:26I think I'll fix some macaroni and cheese.
14:30You know, because you two dawdled so long,
14:34I had to pick out the cereal myself.
14:38Free inside.
14:41Alien creature!
14:43Catastrophic!
14:51Oh, yeah, cartoons!
14:54Ah, yeah!
14:56Whack!
14:57Boing!
14:58Bam!
15:02Psss!
15:03Oh, yeah!
15:10Come, kids, watch this one.
15:12Pull a mallet from behind your back.
15:13Super pig.
15:15Pull a door out of your pocket.
15:16Oink, oink, it has to have angles.
15:18Nickelodeon!
15:20A little hamster that does everything like a dog.
15:37Hey, I can do some food here.
15:40I'm coming empty.
15:43Next hand, next hand.
15:57An unidentified flying object.
16:26Hey, kid.
16:31I'm sorry I scared you.
16:33Did you see the spaceman what made my milk truck
16:36go, cuckoo nuts?
17:07As always, fresh and freezing cold.
17:10Just for you, ma'am.
17:12Thanks, honey.
17:15Men in the uniform.
17:36Hang on.
17:38One, two, three.
17:46And the homeless mongrel loses.
17:54Milkman reporting for milk duty, sir.
18:09Whoa!
18:12Hey!
18:16That's my milk, freeloader!
18:33Your milk, sir.
18:35I don't give a call for my milk!
18:38I don't give a call for my milk!
18:49I don't give a call for my milk!
18:57Gingivitis!
18:57Whoa!
19:02What?
19:03I don't give a call for my milk.
19:11Step 1
19:11Step 1
19:12Step 2
19:13Step 1
19:32Step 2
19:42Down, set, hut, hut, hut, hut, hut, hut, hut.
19:46OK, hike!
19:57Woo-hoo!
19:58Ha-ha!
20:15Ha-ha!
20:20Scram!
20:24Good night, sweetie.
20:29love you.
20:30Oh, thanks, babe.
20:31We begin.来!
20:40No!
20:43No!
20:45No!
20:50Thad
20:51inld giorno!
20:52Oh, my God.
21:36Okay, all right. Come on down here, you cat, you.
21:53Mrs. Milkman, your son's chances are...
22:01Junior!
22:14Oh, yeah, cartoons.
22:16Coming soon on Oh, Yeah, Cartoon.
22:35I don't wanna go to school today. I'm not feeling at all well.
22:42You can suit yourself, but today is Saturday.
22:47Come on out and play. It's gonna be a great day.
22:54Oh, yeah.
23:03Oh, yeah.
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23:46Oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah!
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