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Protecto-5000 - Kenny, an intergalactic Protecto-5000 robot bodyguard who has been on Earth for hundreds of millions of years, takes up the position of a school janitor. He soon befriends a new student named Nadya and protects her from the hassles that come with transferring to a new school.
Ask Edward: All About Babies - Dog brothers Edward and Emo, after hearing their parents consider having another child, state their own ideas about the mystery of where babies come from.
Pete Patrick, P.I.: What About Lunch? - Kid detective Peter Patrick and talking cat sidekick Persian Puss attempt to solve the mystery of a missing dog.
Originally Aired on August 9, 1998.
Ask Edward: All About Babies - Dog brothers Edward and Emo, after hearing their parents consider having another child, state their own ideas about the mystery of where babies come from.
Pete Patrick, P.I.: What About Lunch? - Kid detective Peter Patrick and talking cat sidekick Persian Puss attempt to solve the mystery of a missing dog.
Originally Aired on August 9, 1998.
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00:08Oh yeah, it's time for Oh Yeah Cartoon!
00:25Oh yeah!
00:27Oh yeah!
00:28Oh yeah!
00:31Oh yeah!
00:32Oh yeah!
00:34Oh yeah!
00:37You're watching Oh Yeah Cartoons!
00:52The Jurassic Age.
00:58Incredible, isn't it?
01:00Look at the size
01:01of these creatures.
01:03Not now. Sorry boss, but there's a C-class
01:06meteor approaching. What?
01:09Get us out of here!
01:11Quick!
01:18The Age of Rome.
01:22Does anybody smell
01:23smoke?
01:25Uh-uh.
01:27Yeah.
01:30The Atomic Age.
01:33Vacation!
01:35What a great concept.
01:38Danger boss, there's a...
01:41Boss?
01:46Slightly in the future.
01:51I understand that your daughter has some...
01:55difficulties making friends.
01:57Nadia is very bright.
01:59But after our third move, I'm afraid she just stopped
02:02trying to make friends.
02:03With some extra attention.
02:05I just know she'll come out of her shell.
02:07Don't worry.
02:08We are very sensitive to children like your daughter.
02:11This is a very well-behaved school.
02:16Give us jack ball!
02:18You better give us jack ball!
02:19You'll get to be a big apple!
02:21Hey, look!
02:23A new kid!
02:27You know, all new kids have to...
02:31learn the rules.
02:36Whoa!
02:37How's the maintenance drive?
02:39Let's get out of here!
02:40Hey!
02:40Where you going?
02:43Catch you later.
02:48My name's Kenny.
02:49What's your name?
02:54I wonder what this'll do!
02:57This is cool!
02:58Hey, Matt!
02:59Try this!
03:00Hydrodynamic peroxide and magnosulfides are...
03:03very unstable when mixed.
03:06Hey!
03:06Look who can talk!
03:08The new kid!
03:09What's this?
03:10Fun.
03:11With.
03:12Canic!
03:13Look!
03:13Hey!
03:14This kid's smart!
03:16Get out!
03:17Or what?
03:18Tell the teacher!
03:24Just try telling from in there!
03:29Got her!
03:36Mr. Finkelberger?
03:38Mr. Finkelberger?
03:40Anybody?
03:41Help!
04:01Help!
04:02Help!
04:04Help!
04:05Help!
04:07Help!
04:07Help me! Help!
04:19Over here! Help me!
04:23Thanks!
04:25Kenny?
04:30The acid monster ate the supports.
04:44Who are you?
04:46Kenny?
04:46No, I mean, what are you?
04:49You're a basic maintenance droid.
04:50No, you're not.
04:56I know. You're the product of a top-secret artificial intelligence project.
05:01Negative.
05:06Oh, I've got it!
05:07You're some kind of superhero disguised as a school janitor.
05:12Uh-uh.
05:16You're an alien from outer space?
05:20All right, I'll tell you.
05:22But you can't tell anyone else.
05:24I promise.
05:25I'm a Protecto 5000 android from another galaxy.
05:29Cool!
05:39My boss was a scientist.
05:40We came here 250 million years ago to study your emerging life forms,
05:45but he had an accident.
05:47I was built to protect him, but I failed.
05:50Now I have no purpose.
05:54You shouldn't hang out with me.
05:56I'm bad luck.
05:57No, you're not!
06:06You stay here.
06:08Huh?
06:28No.
06:43No!
06:50Kenny!
07:00You can't leave me.
07:02You're the only friend I have.
07:14And you're the only friend I have.
07:17Kenny!
07:22I'm glad you came out of your shell.
07:24And I'm glad you came out of yours.
07:32Oh Yeah, Cartoons.
07:34Cartoons are supposed to be funny.
07:36So cartoons should be a little weird.
07:37Because if they're weird, they're funny.
07:39If it weren't funny, they would be boring.
07:41And if it was boring, it would be bad.
07:42So it's good to be weird, because weird is funny,
07:45and funny is good.
07:46This show is really weird.
07:50These are my three rules for a good cartoon.
07:54It has to be funny, has to be exciting,
07:57and it can't be corny.
07:59And that's it.
08:01Corny is stupid.
08:15After 40 days and 40 nights of ceaseless effort,
08:19the Tower of Edward I nears completion.
08:22You have toiled bravely for your king.
08:24Now enjoy your well-deserved rest.
08:27Ten minute break, then another 40 days and 40 nights.
08:34What is that unearthly noise?
08:38Sire, come quickly.
08:43Can I help any?
08:44Can I help any?
08:45Can I help any?
08:46Please?
08:49Sure, Emo.
08:50You can help by getting up and going over way over to the other side of the room and playing
08:57by yourself.
08:59Quietly!
09:00Shh!
09:01The baby is asleep.
09:03Isn't he just precious?
09:06Sleeping so peacefully.
09:11What's wrong with the baby?
09:13Is he hungry?
09:15Is he sick?
09:16Are you sick?
09:17What's with all the baby talk?
09:19Our mom and dad were talking about having another kid.
09:23Another brother?
09:33Wait a minute.
09:35That's impossible.
09:36Why's that?
09:37Because that's not the way it works.
09:40To get a new kid, a mom and dad have to first fill out a baby request form.
09:45Then they leave it for the Tooth Fairy or the Easter Bunny or for Santa Claus.
09:51Then the letter is shipped to the North Pole where down the street from Santa and the rest of the
09:56holidays is the International Stork Factory.
09:59Inside, a stork concentrates real hard on the letter and pretty soon he lays an egg.
10:05Another stork ships the egg back to the address on the letter.
10:08Then the mommy keeps the egg warm under her shirt till it's ready to hatch.
10:12Then they have a new kid.
10:14Now it's not Christmas or Easter and neither of us has lost any teeth, so there won't be any new
10:21brother around here.
10:37What?
10:39What?
10:42I found him outside.
10:44I don't understand.
10:46Stork must have missed the chimney.
10:48How could this happen?
10:49Another brother?!
10:51And he's... whatever he hatches, and he's bigger than both of us.
10:56What are you talking...
11:00You're right, Emo. He could be a real problem for you.
11:05Look, kid, our brother doesn't know that babies hatch small.
11:09Stick with me, and we'll have him eaten out of our hands.
11:12While he is a little upset about the way you welcomed him,
11:16I suggest you make him feel a little more at home.
11:22Eddie says I should let you use my bed.
11:26And... you're welcome to play with this.
11:30But unless you're a giant inside that shell,
11:35keep your hands off the rest of my stuff.
11:40You got them in the palm of your hand, kid.
11:42Sit back, relax, and have some fun.
11:47Hey, I brought you a pen to go with your pencil.
11:54That's who you think you are!
11:57You can...
11:58Unless you're a giant...
12:00He's very upset, upset...
12:02Keep your hands off the...
12:03About the way you welcomed him, welcomed him.
12:07The mommy keeps him warm until he hatches.
12:11And he's bigger!
12:12Unless you're a giant...
12:14Keep him warm, warm, warm, warm, warm, warm.
12:21You're not going to pass me up that easy.
12:24I just need a little time to grow a few inches.
12:29In the meantime, I need to keep you someplace cold.
12:34The fridge is good, but the freezer would be better.
13:03What have you done?
13:05You nearly cracked his egg open!
13:09Edward...
13:09Edward...
13:11Emo...
13:11Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba.
13:13If you were hungry, why didn't you say so?
13:16Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba.
13:18Now you boys just go and sit down.
13:26Eggs for Eddie.
13:28And what would you like, Emo?
13:32Here you go, honey.
13:33Dig in.
13:36Edward, what's wrong with
13:38Oh, I know
13:40Here comes the choo-choo
13:46Edward?
13:48Oh, Mommy, I'm sorry
13:51I know I should have brought the egg to you
13:53But even with being so silly
13:55And I didn't think the baby could hurt
13:57And then you thought it left
13:59I don't want to eat my brother
14:03Brother?
14:04Oh, boys
14:06That egg isn't your brother
14:08I think it's time you had a little talk with your father
14:16Boy, Eddie
14:17When you mix the bees in with the birds
14:19I get really confused
14:21What's to be confused about?
14:24You see, after the stork lays the egg
14:26The bee has to pollinate it
14:27Otherwise, there's no baby inside
14:33What?
14:35I'm so confused
14:44Help, Betty!
14:46I've been pollinated!
14:48Help!
14:49Help!
14:49My nose is gonna hatch!
14:51Help, Betty!
14:52The bee's rolling!
14:54Help!
14:54Help!
14:56Oh, yeah!
14:57Cartoons!
14:59Cartoons are better than boys!
15:02Boys are weird
15:03All in all, if I had to choose between cartoons and boys
15:06I would definitely choose cartoons
15:08Oh, yeah!
15:10Maybe not in a few years
15:14Watching a cartoon is not that difficult
15:16First, you go into the room with the TV
15:19Turn it on
15:20Flip to the cartoon channel that you watch
15:23And just relax
15:27It's a cartoon
15:48You were expecting Gunga Din?
15:54Morning, sweetie
15:55Don't forget about lunch
15:57How could I possibly forget lunch?
15:59Have a nice day
16:00You too, Mom
16:12Morning, Pee-Pee
16:13Morning, Persian Puss
16:16What's on the agenda today?
16:18Dog-napping across town
16:21Persian Puss is the perfect sidekick
16:24But his driving does leave something to be desired
16:27After questioning the victim
16:29We canvass the neighborhood for a likely suspect
16:33This looks like a good place to start
16:36Couldn't we search somewhere safer?
16:44Pee-Pee
16:45Yes, Pee-Pee?
16:46You're doing it again
16:47Oh, sorry
17:01Pee-Pee
17:02Yikes, cat spit!
17:06What are you thinking?
17:08How can I be a suave detective with cat spit all over my head?
17:14Sorry, Pee-Pee
17:15I forgot
17:17Because I like cat spit
17:24Okay, it's all clear
17:35How about that?
17:37It wasn't even locked
17:38Come on, Pee-Pee
17:39Don't dawdle
17:45This place is going to take a while to search
17:48What are we going to do about lunch?
17:50Lunch will have to wait
17:53Thanks, little doggy
17:55Thanks
18:00So, Dr. Don't
18:02We meet again
18:04We meet again
18:05Pete, Patrick, and Persian Puss
18:08How nice of you to go by
18:11I'd like you to meet my hospitality director
18:16Tarso
18:21Do not bother to struggle
18:25For I have got you
18:27You fell into my trap so easily
18:32So, you're after more than doggy domination then
18:36Much, much more
18:38You see, my assistant and I have lived the bachelor life for many years
18:46Our intestines have gone weary of TV dinners
18:51Macaroni and cheese
18:54I'm a kid and I don't cook
18:57No, but someone you know cooks very well indeed
19:03My mom
19:04Yes
19:05The woman that Superdick magazine has not once but twice picked as the best cook of all the law enforcement
19:13Nozzles
19:14My mom would never cook for an evildoer
19:17No, but she will cook for you and your feline assistant
19:23So, I will subject both of you to my essence extraction, right?
19:32I will become you and you will become withered brown husks
19:40See this button?
19:41I'm programming doggy's helmet to take him in every tightening circle
19:47And when he lands on the button
19:52You become brown husks
19:55As brown husks, you will have no interest whatsoever in lunch
20:01So, I'll take that
20:09Believe me, Doc
20:10You're not nearly hungry enough to eat lunch
20:13I will have you know that planning criminal activities can be very toxic
20:20And I am quite famished
20:23Okay, don't say I didn't warn you
20:28Insolent little elf
20:31Doctor, don't meet my cousin lunch
20:34I was giving him a ride home
20:38Lunch, huh? What an interesting name
20:46He really hates it when you open his bag without knocking
20:54We're saved
20:55Well, not quite
20:57There's still the doggy dilemma
21:01We're going to be brown husks
21:03Husks, I tell you, we isn't brown husks
21:06Get a hold of yourself, man
21:08I can get us out of here
21:09But you'll have to do exactly what I tell you without a moment's hesitation
21:13Can you do that?
21:15I think so
21:15Okay, on three
21:17One
21:18Two
21:19Three
21:19What?
21:20You waiting for an engraved invite?
21:22I'm out
21:23It was that simple
21:27Hey, PP, check it out
21:28I'm in
21:29I'm out
21:30I'm in
21:30I'm out
21:31I'm in
21:32I'm out
21:33I'm in
21:34I'm out
21:34I'm out
21:34I'm in
21:35I'm out
21:37I'm in
21:41Persian Puss!
21:47Hold on, I'll save you
21:50Essence of Persian Puss
21:55Cross your fingers, buddy
22:00Oh, yeah! That worked great!
22:03Let's collect lunch and blow this popsicle stand.
22:06Okay, Pee-Pee. Okay, Pee-Pee.
22:09Come on, Pee-Pee. What you waiting on?
22:13Hmm. Maybe it'll improve his driving.
22:18Oh, yeah. Cartoons.
22:21Coming soon on Oh Yeah Cartoons.
22:30Cartoons.
22:32Cartoons.
22:36Oh.
22:36Oh.
22:44Ah!
22:47Whoa.
22:52Oh, yeah.
23:01Oh, yeah!
23:08Oh, yeah!
23:11Oh, yeah!
23:15Oh, yeah!
23:17Oh yeah
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23:41Oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah!
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