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Max and His Special Problem - Max, a not-so-efficient worker in a very efficient office, sneezes hard enough that his brain ejects from his head. Max then goes through a series of gags to try to reinsert his brain.

Tutu the Superina - Tutu, a superhero ballerina, tries to stop a pair of criminals who kidnap, sell, and torment animals.

Blotto - In a short told through song, a drop of ink creates Blotto, who sings about the ink world he lives in and hopes to win the charms of the grouchy Dotto. Dotto is soon won over by the Balloon Goon, the villain of a comic book next to the paper she and Blotto are drawn on, and Blotto tries to free his sister from the Goon's clutches.

Originally aired on August 16, 1998. (which was the 50th Anniversary of Babe Ruth's passing)

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00:07You
00:08Cartoons don't have a taste so you can't eat them you can't smell them so they don't have any body
00:16odor
00:17Just watch
00:30Yeah
00:31Oh, yeah, cartoons
00:33Oh, yeah
00:39Yeah
00:52Blah, blah, blah, et cetera, et cetera
00:55Now read that back, would you, sweetie?
01:15Stupid
01:26We'll do it
01:29advices
01:29I got that
01:29Uh-huh.
01:39Uh-oh.
01:50Oof, uh...
02:18Take care of it.
02:42Uh-huh.
02:45Ah!
02:51Freak!
03:09Uh-huh.
03:11Ooh! Ooh! Hey!
03:13Uh-huh!
03:19Whoa!
03:22Uh-huh!
03:23Uh-huh!
03:36Uh-huh!
03:39Uh-huh!
03:45Two-tap-tee!
03:46Two-tap-tee!
03:48Two-tap-tee!
03:56Uh-huh.
04:03Hmm...
04:04...
04:06...
04:31Ah
04:40You up
04:53Oh
05:31Oh, my God.
05:34Oh, my God.
06:11Oh, yes.
06:13Brilliant.
06:52Uh...
07:05Uh-huh.
07:33Uh...
07:34Old cartoons are corny.
07:37We've got to go and save the princess.
07:40I'm the princess, and I'm going to go see my new fiancΓ©e right now.
07:45Ha!
07:46Ha!
07:46Ha!
07:47Ha!
07:47Ha!
07:48Ha!
07:49Ha!
07:50A cartoon is...
07:52Um...
07:53Um...
07:54Um...
07:55Um...
07:56Um...
07:57Uh...
07:58Yikes!
07:58Let's...
07:59Turn!
08:00Oink, oink!
08:02Okay.
08:02Ah!
08:04Nicktoons!
08:04Ha!
08:05Ha!
08:06Ha!
08:24Ha!
08:33Ha!
08:35Ha!
08:36Ha!
08:41Ha!
08:44Ha!
08:44Ha!
08:54Ha!
08:55Ha!
08:58Ha!
09:14Ha!
09:24Ha!
09:27Ha!
09:28Ha!
09:32Ha!
09:35Ha!
09:35Ha!
09:37Ha!
09:38Something for Tootoo Tootoo!
09:40Ha!
09:41Look!
09:43It's Tootoo, the superina!
09:47Woo-hoo!
09:49Swat!
09:56Tootoo's got powers and abilities far beyond those of ordinary ballerinas.
10:06Tootoo would be really cool, hard stuff that other battle moves would be crazy to even drop.
10:19Okay, so sometimes Tootoo makes a mistake.
10:32I know what Tootoo must do!
10:38A ballerina?
10:40That's Superina to you, Scamp!
10:48Oh, thank you, Tootoo, thank you!
10:59Oh!
11:12Careful!
11:23Animal Irritation League, have you pestered your pet today?
11:28Oh, no, but I got that sack of critters you ordered.
11:32Excellent!
11:33Come in!
11:34Ooh!
11:58I'll give you 500 for the sack!
12:01I won't take a penny over 450!
12:03Nonsense!
12:03It's worth far more than that!
12:05Uh, 475!
12:07430!
12:07Oh, 460!
12:09420!
12:09Oh, that's ridiculous!
12:11420 every day!
12:14Earpoint, earpoint, fetch!
12:18Earpoint, earpoint, fetch!
12:20Earpoint, earpoint, fetch!
12:21Uh!
12:26The
12:29Oh!
12:32How do you women walk in these things?
12:57375, and that's my final offer.
13:01Huh?
13:02Sha!
13:03The Super Reno!
13:07Whoa!
13:12Huh?
13:14Huh?
13:21Huh?
13:22Huh?
13:23Huh?
13:25Huh?
13:26Huh?
13:35Huh?
13:39Huh?
13:43Huh?
13:45Huh?
13:45Ahh!
13:57Whoa!
14:04Whoo!
14:12Whoo!
14:12Whoo!
14:12I love you swans!
14:17Quiet!
14:22You swans!
14:56Oh, yeah, cartoons.
14:58Come, dudes, watch this one.
15:00Pull a mallet from behind your back.
15:01Super pig.
15:02Pull a door out of your pocket.
15:04Oink, oink, it has to have anvil.
15:06Nickelodeon!
15:08A little hamster that does everything like a dog.
15:14Don't watch cartoons.
15:15Why?
15:16They're bad for you.
15:17No.
15:18Yes.
15:18Oh, yeah, cartoons!
15:21Oh, yeah!
15:23I'm not necessarily for parents.
15:25If you love cartoons, turn to Nickelodeon.
15:28Keep watching!
16:00It's an ink world, sunshine here.
16:04It's an ink world, rainbows here.
16:08It's an ink world, butterflies here.
16:12It's an ink world, pretty birds here.
16:15It's an ink world, and I love it.
16:19Cause my baby loves my ink world.
16:23It's an ink world, and we love it.
16:26It's an ink world.
16:29It stinks.
16:31It stinks.
16:32It's a stinky ink world.
16:34It's a stinky ink world.
16:36Ink stinks.
16:38It stinks.
16:39It's a stinky ink world.
16:41It's a stinky ink world.
16:44Look at the drix and the drops.
16:48Ink stinks.
16:51Ink stinks.
16:54It's a stanky ink world.
16:56It's a stinky ink world.
16:58Woo! Ink stinks!
17:00Ink stinks!
17:02It's a stanky ink worm!
17:04It's stanky worm!
17:06No dance here!
17:08No romance here!
17:10Ink stinks!
17:12Yeah!
17:14Ink stinks!
17:15P-U! It's a stanky ink worm!
17:18It's stanky worm!
17:20I said ink stinks!
17:23Ink stinks!
17:24It's an inky stank worm!
17:26It's a stanky worm!
17:28Gonna leap now!
17:30For a new world!
17:32Ink stinks!
17:36It's an ink world!
17:38Paradise here!
17:40It's an ink world!
17:42Cause your man's here!
17:44It's an ink world!
17:46And you love me!
17:47It's an ink world!
17:49You'll be back, see!
17:51It's an ink world!
17:53I'm the bomb girl!
17:55It's an ink world!
18:04Now's the perfect time
18:05To make her mine!
18:07Gotta get the girl
18:09Into my world!
18:11Funny books she'll like!
18:13He'll take a hike!
18:14If she wants my world!
18:16She'll be my girl!
18:19Up and alone!
18:20Won't have to groan!
18:22When I get that girl
18:24Into my world!
18:26My comic book
18:27Will be the hook!
18:29To get the girl
18:31Into my world!
18:47Come on baby!
18:49Come with me!
18:50Come with me!
18:51Come in my world!
18:52I'll set you free!
18:54You wanna move!
18:56You wanna dance!
18:58Come on baby!
19:00Give me a chance!
19:02I have a place for you to see!
19:06Come on baby!
19:07Come with me!
19:09So you really got a place to dance!
19:13So you really got true romance!
19:16Hey!
19:17I want a world that's really free!
19:20Yeah!
19:21Tell me honey!
19:22Is this for me?
19:24I hate a world that drifts and droops!
19:28Tell me honey!
19:30What's the scoop?
20:04And you gotta try.
20:10Hold it!
20:11Stop!
20:12Cut!
20:13Take five!
20:14Hold it!
20:15Take five!
20:17You're a star!
20:20You're a big superstar!
20:24You're better than the others!
20:27Cause you're a real super duper star by far!
20:32Before you came along, the world was such a mess!
20:36Now you're here and we have a superstar who's the best!
20:40What a super duper star by far!
20:43Ha ha ha ha!
20:46Now, as the director of this comic book, I just gotta say, babe.
20:51I've worked with the cream of the crop in my own special way!
20:55Stars like Molly Barr and Roz Benatar!
20:58Yes siree!
20:59But get this, now you're here!
21:02You blow those guys away!
21:05I'm telling you, man, you'll make millions!
21:07And that ain't paid!
21:08What a super duper star by far!
21:12Stars!
21:13Yes siree!
21:15Now wait just a cotton picking minute here!
21:19I rehearse night and day to do this acting gig!
21:22I ain't doing this funny book job just for my health!
21:27Ha!
21:28Ya dig?
21:30I'm the real genuine superstar!
21:34But since you think you're gonna go so far!
21:37Then you can have this job truckin' superstar!
21:49It's a world ink out full of ink stars!
21:54It's an ink world full of ink stars!
21:58It's an ink world!
22:02Ooh!
22:03Pretty stars!
22:05Ooh!
22:07Ooh!
22:08Oh, boy!
22:10Ooh!
22:11Ooh!
22:17Ooh!
22:17Oh, yeah!
22:18Cartoons!
22:19Coming soon on Oh, Yeah!
22:21Cartoons!
22:22Golly gee willikers and a sack of beans!
22:24I wish I could be like Poultry Man!
22:26Maybe if my Poultry Man egg laying machine can win the science fair, I can gain the attention of Daisy
22:34May Numburger!
22:36Oh, my!
22:37She really puts the bubble in my gum!
22:39She's the pop in my sickle!
22:41The ham in my burger!
22:48Yikes!
22:58Oh, yeah!
23:02Ah!
23:05Oah!
23:09Oh!
23:10Ah lets talk to Robin!
23:12Ah yeah!
23:15Ah!
23:15Ah yeah!
23:17Ahhhhh!
23:19Oh yeah!
23:24Oh yeah!
23:28Oh yeah!
23:40Oh yeah!
23:43Oh yeah!
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