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Now this is the one episode of Oh Yeah! Cartoons that you have probably seen before or not!
The shorts featured in this episode:
1. the Boy who Cried, Alien
2. My Neighbor was a Teenage Robot
3. Thatta-boy
The shorts featured in this episode:
1. the Boy who Cried, Alien
2. My Neighbor was a Teenage Robot
3. Thatta-boy
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00:16Oh yeah
00:18Oh yeah
00:19Oh yeah
00:19OH YEAH
00:21OH YEAH
00:23OH YEAH
00:24OH YEAH
00:28You're watching all their cartoons, all right?
00:41Just imagine being a kid who's so weirded out by flying saucers,
00:46evil death rays, and alien invasions,
00:49who actually believe they're coming to destroy all of kidkind
00:52right this very moment.
00:54Well, it happened to a fifth grader who lives down the street
00:58just past old man Crenshaw's who owns the three-legged dog.
01:01But that's another story.
01:04The neighborhood called him strange.
01:07His parents called him Raymond Floyd Flutterman.
01:11But we at school all called him Paranoid Floyd.
01:18Every morning was the same for Floyd, like clockwork.
01:22He'd run out of the house screaming.
01:23Alias! Alias!
01:26Alert the militia! Alien invasion!
01:29This obviously affected no one since it happened every day.
01:32What are you talking about?
01:32Even with the 14-point spread, they got no defense.
01:36I can't believe they traded Samuels.
01:42Morning! Red alert! Red alert!
01:45Hey, Fred! Isn't that your kid screaming and yelling at the spaceships again?
01:54Uh, I'm... no!
01:57Perhaps I should make some tea and vanilla snaps for the Martians, Eunice.
02:05Oh!
02:06And they will sweep the garage to park their spaceship.
02:10Hehehe!
02:14Man! The torpedoes!
02:17Ah! Mayday! Mayday, sound the alarm!
02:22Protect the president!
02:24Gig.
02:25A rake.
02:26A plague.
02:32Insultisable!
02:34We will be in justice for all!
02:38Meanwhile, unbeknownst to our unsuspecting little planet in a galaxy way, way far out there.
02:47Now, at the dawn of the revolution, soon after the Declaration of Independence was signed in 1775, colonists in Massachusetts
02:56began to hide military supplies in the town of Concord.
03:00The British found out and decided to destroy them, but the people in Boston discovered the British lands.
03:07So?
03:08They sent a famous silversmith by the name of Paul Revere from the 1935 to the colonists in Lexington
03:15that the British troops were on the march.
03:18Lanterns from the Old North Church signaled Paul Revere and his Minutemen when the troops were spatted over the hill.
03:25Can anyone tell me those famous words Paul Revere shouted, Beloyed?
03:35Severely affected.
03:41The aliens are coming! The aliens are coming!
03:48I highly doubt if the British arrived over on a spaceship.
03:52Perhaps we should spend more of our time reading our history books instead of the comics!
03:59Fun, Lorraine!
04:01Mrs. Hornbuckle just mutated! Shield yourselves from her acid spray!
04:12March, young man, right down to the principal's office!
04:16Beam me up, weirdo!
04:42Well, young man, our paths cross once again.
04:46It behooves me to say that I look forward to our little chats.
04:50Since you do represent the future of our world and are so naive to life's uncertainties,
04:56I must admit your colourful delusions do inspire me.
05:01Ah, the innocence of children.
05:06However, it is mandatory that I communicate to you how important it is for this institution to function
05:11on a respected, unwavered, timely schedule.
05:16Allow me to express myself in a more blunt fashion.
05:24You leave me no choice but to eliminate you and put an end to this nonsense.
05:29However, the bittersweet irony of this sordid episode might be amusing to you as it is to me.
05:37My delectable, little, human!
05:40You leave me a favor for your mercy!
05:44You leave me a favor for your mercy!
05:49You leave me a favor for your mercy!
05:54You leave me a favor for your mercy!
05:55Prepare to be devoured, the time has to rise!
06:01helmets are here.
06:02Oh, my God.
06:52That's one way to overcome your fears.
06:54The moral here...
06:55Well, I guess there really isn't one.
06:59But as for paranoid Floyd,
07:00he decided to take his teacher's advice
07:02and spend more time hitting the school books.
07:08Now, if he can only shake that paranoia thing...
07:11The redcoats are coming!
07:12The redcoats are coming!
07:14Yeah!
07:15Have an interesting life.
07:22Oh, yeah!
07:23Cart cartoons!
07:24If you watch a cartoon that's bad for your brain,
07:26radiation gets sucked through your eyeballs,
07:28it disintegrates the brain tissue,
07:30and certain nerve functions...
07:32Oh, yeah!
07:33...and the cerebellum.
07:34There could be a burning order.
07:35I suggest you go to your doctor immediately.
07:39This is an example of laughing.
07:49Oh, yeah, cartoons!
07:51Wait a minute, I don't like milk.
07:53Oh, yeah!
07:53Hey, you about to learn!
08:01Go watch!
08:06The redcoats are coming this way!
08:08The redcoats are coming today!
08:17The redcoats are coming today!
08:18They have had!
08:18Oh, my god!
08:19Their redcoats are moved.
08:47I don't know.
08:50Help!
08:52Tucker, you okay?
08:54Tuck, what is it?
08:57Robot.
08:59Robot?
09:00Mrs. Wakeman's weird, but she's not a robot.
09:03And I'm not deaf either, young man.
09:06Sorry, Mrs. Wakeman.
09:08Tuck was babbling about some robot.
09:10Robot?
09:12Ridiculous.
09:12Never heard of such a thing.
09:13That's what I said.
09:15Anyway, could we have our baseball back?
09:18Baseball?
09:19Bald-a-dash.
09:20Never heard of such a thing.
09:22Never heard of baseball?
09:24Something funny's going on.
09:27I'm telling you, it's a robot conspiracy.
09:30Will you quit with the stuff about the robot?
09:35XG9?
09:37It seems that some young robot has forgotten the rules of this household.
09:43You were designed to be the mobile response unit of the Worldwide Emergency Crisis Control Center.
09:52When the center detects trouble, you ought to respond quickly and quietly and return to your room.
09:59Your existence is to remain secret to everyone, especially teenagers.
10:05Do I make myself clear, XG9?
10:08Jenny.
10:09What?
10:10Jenny!
10:11I changed my name to Jenny!
10:13Remember?
10:13Ugh!
10:14Mom, you just don't understand.
10:17Saving the Earth is so boring.
10:19I want to have friends and hang out like normal teenagers do.
10:24Not that anyone would want to hang out with an ugly heap of metal like me.
10:32Oh, honey, I understand how you feel.
10:36Your powers are still developing and it's bound to be a confusing time.
10:40When you get a little older, you'll see things my way.
10:45Now, be a good robot and watch your monitors.
10:48Yes, ma'am.
10:50That's my extreme.
10:52My name's Jenny.
10:54Hi, Jenny.
10:55My name's Brad.
10:56Wow, a real live robot.
10:58A real live teenager.
11:01Mom will deactivate me.
11:03Cool room.
11:04And boys are not allowed in it.
11:07Okay, let's go outside.
11:08I can't leave.
11:10Come on.
11:12Let's go!
11:19Let go of my brother, robot!
11:22Don't stress it, Tuck.
11:23Jenny's cool.
11:25Excuse me, we're talking about an evil robot cyborg thingy.
11:28Not Jenny.
11:30Uh, guys, I gotta get back now.
11:32But don't you wanna hang out?
11:36Did you say you wanna hang out?
11:38With me?
11:40Come on.
11:40There it is.
11:41Over to me.
11:49There it is.
12:15Oh, my God.
12:20Hey, what are you doing?
12:22Nothing!
12:23No, your pigtails.
12:25They're freaking out.
12:26Oh, no!
12:27That's my remote emergency warning system.
12:29It tells me when the world is in life-threatening danger.
12:32Let me consult the crisis control center.
12:35Alert!
12:36Alert!
12:36Giant asteroid approaching Earth.
12:39Five minutes till Earth is destroyed.
12:42Oh, if this giant asteroid destroys the Earth,
12:46I'll be grounded forever!
12:49Stand back, boys!
12:52Uh, robot!
12:55Tucker, you gotta admit, Jenny's pretty rad.
12:59Tucker?
13:19Take- ministers and legendary enemy taking over their cartons.
13:23Mike, where is inside of theрplaining danger?
13:30No!
13:31No!
13:38Anestimed danger...
13:40Tick.
13:41Oh, no!
13:46Oh, no!
13:48Oh, no!—
14:06Tucker, are you okay? Speak to me!
14:12Jenny is so cool!
14:15You should have seen her, Brad. All her powers and weapons.
14:18She totally wasted that rock.
14:21And she totally disobeyed her mother.
14:27Well, she's already saved the world today.
14:32An afternoon off can't cause much harm.
14:44Oh, yeah! Cartoons!
14:48Cartoons!
14:48It's funny.
14:50Personification.
14:51Um.
14:52Um.
14:52See, that's real boring.
14:53Do whatever you want.
14:55Can I go to the bathroom?
14:56There's no point.
14:56And that's what animated means.
14:59The difference between cartoons and reality is...
15:02I'm not a cartoon.
15:03Not true.
15:04In reality, everything is real.
15:06Cartoons turn your mind to mush.
15:08Everything happens in real life.
15:10That can't happen.
15:12It wasn't me.
15:13No.
15:13No.
15:25The big hand is on the twelve.
15:27The little hand is in the cookie jar.
15:29It's time for...
15:31Letta Boy!
15:35Let's join our hero as he vanquishes the last of an army of evil robots.
15:43You know, Zeo, I really hate fighting evil robots.
15:46They just don't scream no matter how hard you hit them.
15:50And now, my mech-caninical friend, we must proceed with the day's activities.
15:55Come!
15:55We must pick up my lovely superheroine girlfriend, Polly Atomic, from her part-time job at the video store.
16:01Woo-haw!
16:08Welcome to the fantastic world of Sammy the Pup!
16:14Ah, Sammy the Pup.
16:17Popular star of stage and screen.
16:20If only he and his fans knew that even as I speak,
16:24the arrangement of spots in his body is being used as a code by undercover Martians on Earth.
16:31Once I've kidnapped the dog, the invasion of Earth can begin!
16:40A lovely day for a drive.
16:42Don't you agree, Polly?
16:43I don't know.
16:44I always feel like everyone is staring at us.
16:47We crime fighters must be as conspicuous as possible,
16:51as a constant reminder to criminals that we are always watching them.
16:56Huh?
16:58Maybe.
16:58Meanwhile, deep within the abandoned antionic chemical factory...
17:03Now, Georgette, your tenth birthday is approaching,
17:07and I want to give you something special for the occasion.
17:10Yes, but Daddy, I already know exactly what gift I want.
17:18I want Dada Boy!
17:20Oh, yes, Dumplin. I suppose I could destroy that nuisance for you.
17:27What? No, Daddy!
17:29I want to be the one to destroy him.
17:33I think we should talk Dada Boy.
17:36Low ears!
17:37You know, I dropped out of drama club to be your sidekick.
17:40But since then, I haven't been feeling really... important.
17:45What could possibly be more important than being my sidekick?
17:49Other than actually being me, that is.
17:53Well, I'm just not sure this is the right business for me.
17:56Are you kidding? Business couldn't be better!
17:59We live in a city where supervillains outnumber civilians five to one!
18:05That's not really what I meant.
18:07Hold it, Polly! The stench of wrongdoing is in the air!
18:11Hoo-ha!
18:12In front of the House of Reptiles, a mini-donut truck parked in a no-mini-donut truck zone!
18:17A real truck driver would know better.
18:20A horrible crime must be in progress!
18:26Well, that went as well as could be expected, huh?
18:29Hurry! End of the getaway, Dan, girls!
18:31Excuse me! You don't want me to spill my geckos, do you?
18:36With Sammy the pup and the 40 geckos, our scavenger hunt is almost completed!
18:41We just need the albino squirrel!
18:44Step out of the van, girls!
18:46Or I simplify each of your molecular structures to giant floating atoms!
18:51Oh, that sounds so delightful!
18:54But we have very important business to attend to, foo!
18:59I wasn't really gonna do that atom thing to them.
19:02I could've if I wanted to.
19:04But I wasn't going to.
19:06A robot robbery is making traffic sticky around Neutrino Street.
19:10Oh, great!
19:12Well, what's our escape route now?
19:13Hmph!
19:14Stupid mad scientists think they're the only criminals in town!
19:17Oh, I know a shortcut.
19:19That's short.
19:22Are those headlights up ahead?
19:25Are those headlights up ahead?
19:27Oh!
19:29Oh!
19:32Anyway, that-a-boy.
19:34As I was trying to tell you before, I've been re-evaluating a lot of things lately.
19:40And I think I should tell you that...
19:43Survived at last!
19:44Newfound energy courses through my entire body!
19:48Thank you, Polly.
19:49Now to capture those hooligans!
19:52Come on, cadets!
19:54Don't give up hope yet!
19:56That spotted man rule is bound to be around here somewhere!
20:01You know, you and your bullet car were going the wrong way down a one-way alley!
20:06I'm a super villain!
20:07Why should I obey traffic laws?
20:10Well, I guess this is why, you big dumb!
20:16You're all under arrest!
20:20Please?
20:21Let him!
20:28Wow!
20:29Good dog!
20:3237, 38, 39, 40 geckos!
20:36And what's this?
20:37Sammy the Pup?
20:38Popular star of stage and screen?
20:41You didn't!
20:42Man, you guys stole a lot of stuff!
20:45That-a-boy?
20:46Not now, Polly.
20:47I'm busy.
20:48I want to become a super villain.
20:50Uh, Polly, I just told you that-
20:52What?
20:53I guess I just don't enjoy crime-fighting anymore.
20:55And I'm always hatching diabolical schemes in my free time.
20:59In fact, I think I've always been inherently evil.
21:02Ooh, you go girl!
21:04Ooh, you go girl!
21:04Polly!
21:06You're embarrassing me in front of my arch enemies!
21:10Uh, now Polly, are you sure about this?
21:12Positive.
21:13Well, I'm sorry I have to do this, but you leave me no-
21:18Ooh!
21:20Forgot she had super powers.
21:22My brothers!
21:23And sisters in crime!
21:25Go now!
21:26You are free!
21:29Just what I need.
21:31More competition.
21:36Cool.
21:37Holly gets to be in our game.
21:39Ooh!
21:45Sammy!
21:46Zeo!
21:47I just don't know.
21:49Sometimes it's enough to make you wanna quit the whole superhero business.
21:55Give me Sammy the pup, and I'll minimize your pain!
22:00Still, business is good.
22:02Ho-ha!
22:04Oh yeah, cartoons!
22:06Watching a cartoon is not that difficult.
22:10First you go into the room with the TV, turn it on, flip to the cartoon channel that you watch,
22:16and just relax.
22:20It's a cartoon.
22:23Then again.
22:25Oh, yeah!
22:30Oh, yeah!
22:36Oh!
22:39Oh, yeah!
22:45Oh, yeah!
22:50Oh, yeah!
22:54Oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah
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