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The Fairly Oddparents! - A ten-year-old boy named Timmy Turner ends up receiving two wish-granting fairy godparents named Cosmo and Wanda, and he uses them to help him get even with his bossy babysitter, Vicky.
Hobart: Deep Sea Diva - Hobart and Okra learn about the topsy-turvy life of Hobart's pet goldfish.
Super Santa: Jingle Bell Justice - The villainous Bedlam Bunny, angered at being made into something cute instead of cool, invents a ray gun that turns toys evil. It's up to Santa Claus and his wife Emma, revealed to be superheroes, to stop the bunny before his toy army overruns the city.
Originally aired on September 6, 1998
Hobart: Deep Sea Diva - Hobart and Okra learn about the topsy-turvy life of Hobart's pet goldfish.
Super Santa: Jingle Bell Justice - The villainous Bedlam Bunny, angered at being made into something cute instead of cool, invents a ray gun that turns toys evil. It's up to Santa Claus and his wife Emma, revealed to be superheroes, to stop the bunny before his toy army overruns the city.
Originally aired on September 6, 1998
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00:01music
00:09cartoons
00:11it's funny
00:13personification
00:14um
00:14um
00:15see that's real boring
00:16do whatever you want
00:17can i go to the bathroom
00:19there is no point
00:19and that is what animated means
00:21and
00:24guess what?
00:25it's time for oh yeah cartoons
00:27Oh, yeah!
00:29Oh, yeah!
00:30Oh, yeah!
00:32Oh, yeah!
00:33Oh, yeah!
00:34Oh, yeah!
00:35Oh, yeah!
00:36Oh, yeah!
00:38Oh, yeah!
00:39You're watching Oh, Yeah Coutoons.
00:42All right.
00:56Thanks for babysitting tonight, Vicki.
00:58Timmy just loves making new friends.
01:01Don't you, Timmy?
01:02No problem, Mr. Turner.
01:04I just love Timmy.
01:05We're gonna be best pals.
01:08Right, Timmy?
01:11Oxygen.
01:11Darkness.
01:13Have fun at the movies.
01:15Bye!
01:20All right, Squirt.
01:22Three things.
01:23One, stay out of my way.
01:24Two, go to bed early.
01:26Three, do the dishes.
01:28Mom told you to do them.
01:30Oh, yeah.
01:31Well, you wouldn't want her to find this magazine, would you?
01:36That's not mine.
01:38Mom will never believe you.
01:40Oh, I wouldn't say that.
01:42It works great at my house.
01:44Just ask my little brother.
01:48Okay, okay.
01:50I'll do it.
01:51Excellent.
01:52And as your reward, how about I order pizza for us?
01:57Okay, but no anchovies.
02:12Hey, you ate all the pizza.
02:17Relax, runt.
02:18I saved you a piece.
02:28Good, you're awake.
02:30We'd want you to miss your bedtime.
02:32But I'm not tired.
02:33Oh, well, we could watch your favorite television show, The World of Lip Gloss.
02:39It's on the makeup channel.
02:40That's your favorite show.
02:42Oh, so it is.
02:50Very funny.
02:53Oh, Magic Nineball.
02:55When will my parents get back from the movies?
02:58Titanic?
02:59Director's cut.
03:01They'll be there all night.
03:03Man, that's dumb.
03:11Hey, Timmy!
03:13I'm Cosmo.
03:14I'm Wanda.
03:15And we're...
03:18Your Merry Godparents!
03:22What do you think, Timmy?
03:24I think I'm calling the cops.
03:27Hold it, Tiger!
03:30You can't tell anyone about us.
03:32If you do, we'll just go away forever.
03:34Why?
03:35Well, that's what the rule book says.
03:39Oops.
03:40Sorry.
03:41There's lots of rules, Timmy.
03:43Why are you here?
03:45We want to help you.
03:46We're magic.
03:47Ooh.
03:48Magic.
03:49Ooh.
03:50We grant wishes!
03:53What's going on in here?
03:55Nothing.
03:56What's with the fish?
03:58Uh, those are my godfish.
04:00Goldfish?
04:01Fish are riddled with germs.
04:03I wouldn't want you getting sick.
04:06Maybe I should flush them.
04:08No!
04:09Should we do something?
04:09Well, he's got to wish for it first.
04:11Ooh, I hate that rule.
04:12I'm calling a union meeting.
04:14I want these disgusting creatures out of here,
04:17or it's toilet time for the two of them!
04:20Sweet girl.
04:21I love her fangs.
04:23You grant wishes, huh?
04:25Sure do.
04:26And we love clients with creative imaginations!
04:29Then I wish for one thing.
04:32Gelatine.
04:40You always were great with dessert.
04:44Whip cream!
04:47Cherry!
04:52That's great!
04:54Can you make her into a giant chocolate shake?
04:56Ooh, may I, Pookie?
04:58Of course.
04:58Stallion.
05:05He said chocolate shake, not chocolate snake.
05:08I've got to get this thing fixed.
05:14Timmy, wish for something!
05:16I wish it was a fly!
05:18Whip!
05:22Thank you!
05:31Frostbite!
05:36Anything else, Timmy?
05:38Here's a wish list.
05:40Ooh!
05:41You can't do this to me!
05:43I'm the babysitter!
05:46Goo goo!
05:48That's the first time the baby ever sat on the sitter.
05:50Help!
05:52Sorry.
05:52The secret word was pie.
06:01Sorry.
06:01Is it my breath?
06:07Yes!
06:11The Force is strong with this one.
06:13I am your father.
06:14I've always wanted to see that.
06:25Ah!
06:27Well, Vicky, any last words?
06:31Woo woo, baby!
06:32Woo woo!
06:34Well?
06:34I'm sorry!
06:35I'm sorry!
06:36Stop!
06:36I'll do anything!
06:38Anything!
06:39Vicky?
06:39Vicky?
06:41Vicky?
06:43Looks like you were having a bad dream.
06:45Maybe too much pizza?
06:47Why don't we drive you home now?
06:49Sure.
06:51Oh, Vicky!
06:53Remember you promised to hand wash all my laundry?
06:56After all, Mom, she did such a great job on the dishes.
06:59Of course, dear.
07:00Laundry!
07:01Laundry!
07:02Why, you little...
07:06Laundry!
07:07Sure!
07:08I'll do your laundry!
07:09I don't know what's going on around here, but I'm gonna find out!
07:14See ya, Vicky!
07:15Hey, Mom, Vicky's the best fun ever!
07:18Can she babysit all the time?
07:20Of course, dear.
07:21Looks like we'll be here a while.
07:24Well, at least we'll be clean!
07:28Oh, yeah, cartoons!
07:35Watching a cartoon is not that difficult.
07:39First, you go into the room with the TV, turn it on, flip to the cartoon channel that you watch
07:45and just relax.
07:49It's a cartoon.
07:52Cartoons are supposed to be funny, so cartoons should be a little weird.
07:55Because if they're weird, they're funny.
07:56If it weren't funny, they would be boring.
07:58And if it was boring, it would be bad.
08:00So it's good to be weird, because weird is funny, and funny is good.
08:04This show is really weird.
08:32Hey! Knock it off, will ya?
08:38I got you! I got you! I got you!
08:42I got you!
08:51Captain's Log, Tuesday.
08:54Me crew has deserted me, leaving me fog-bound.
08:58Adrift in the waters, where the great Merman is known to prowl.
09:04Me only hope is for a hardy crew to get me underway.
09:08And a new file cabinet for me Captain's Logs.
09:11Mine bein' full.
09:19Oh, Lord, me gosh!
09:21A crew!
09:22Me prayers have been answered!
09:25There not be a file cabinet on your tail fin, is there?
09:34What's that?
09:38That be the most fearsome creature of the deep, Ethel.
09:42The Merman.
09:48Captain's Log, I narrowly escaped the dreaded Merman, by jumpin' overboard.
09:57Oh, Bart, what are we gonna do?
09:59Don't know, but I ain't scared of no Merman.
10:03Ow, Joe! What do you know?
10:05Have I got a song for you!
10:10I'm Ethel the Merman.
10:12I'm here to entertain you.
10:13I'm here to set your voyage in a whirl.
10:16Round and round you go.
10:19And where you stop, only Ethel will know.
10:22Joe!
10:24Are you lovin' the show so far?
10:28Yay.
10:29Oh, a fan!
10:31At last!
10:32Someone who understands me!
10:35I'm Ethel the Merman, and you know I'm your man.
10:38Oh, baby, I'd do anything for you.
10:41You think I'm alone, but don't decide to soon until you see what my tail can do.
10:56Uh-oh.
10:59Uh-oh.
11:01What floor, Bob?
11:03Out on floor!
11:14Come to my lair, it's right over there.
11:23Gotta hurry up and rescue Okra.
11:28Now which way do you think it is to that dang merman's lair?
11:33But...
11:34Thanks buddy, can I borrow this?
11:41Wow!
11:46Oops, oh well, better follow the finger.
11:54Right this way to the merman's lair.
11:58This is it, the very thing you're looking for.
12:01Do we have to draw you a picture?
12:09I'll make you comfy, comfy and how.
12:12While I go and milk my little sea cow.
12:17Here dear, make yourself at home.
12:20Home is where I wanna be.
12:29But, the floor show is just beginning.
12:33And you've got the best seat in the house.
12:36Hit it, Al!
12:38I've grown accustomed to my face.
12:42I know my nose and eyes and ears.
12:47I've grown accustomed to my face.
12:51It's been in front of me for years.
12:54Sing something else!
12:56I'm gonna sit right down and crank myself a package.
13:00And make believe it came to me from someone else.
13:08I've torn my tonsils to a tizzy and there is still no pleasing you is there!
13:15All right!
13:16All right!
13:17How about...
13:20That's all I have to say to you.
13:23Say, I know that one.
13:25How's about a little dance, big boy?
13:27What?
13:28I thought you'd never ask!
13:37That's all I have to say to you.
13:41I think this thing must be busted.
13:48All right!
13:50Ouch!
13:58Hey!
13:59I think I'll fix this thing!
14:01Yee-haw!
14:03Idiot!
14:06Let's hope this song will stop!
14:12Here I am to save you, Okra!
14:15My hero!
14:18Let me out!
14:20Looks like this is going to have to end on a sour note!
14:36Aaaaaah!å¹…h!
14:37Diggi-dingi
14:38-dingi-dingi-dingi-dingi-dingi-dingi-ding! Orgurt, isn't
14:40that your goldfish? Diggi-diggi
14:42-dingi-dingi-dingi-dingi-doom, People's ain't brilliant, but
14:44they tell me to get through! Diggi-dingi-dingi,
14:46digiggi-dingi-toom! That's all I have to say to you.
14:48This time, Okra, why don't you let me leave?
14:52People never seem to know exactly what to think when you're with them, when you hit them, when you're icky
14:56-dicky-dick.
14:57Oh Yeah Cartoons!
14:59Oh Yeah!
15:01What?
15:02Boing!
15:03Bam!
15:06Yeah!
15:06Bam!
15:07Ah!
15:08Oh Yeah!
15:12Oh Yeah!
15:15Come kids, watch this one.
15:17Pull a mallet from behind your back.
15:19Super pig.
15:20Pull a door out of your pocket.
15:21Oink oink!
15:22It has to have animals.
15:24Nickelodeon!
15:25A little hamster that does everything like a dog.
15:42Another beautiful summer day in our fair city.
15:44Just right for a little television time.
15:49When suddenly...
16:02All over the city, a strange ray causes toys to come to life and do crimes.
16:11Soon, the toys plagued the city with a bizarre crime wave.
16:16You were mugged by a doll?
16:18A teddy bear robbed your bank?
16:20A Wanda Wek Wek stole your car?
16:24No one was safe from the horror of the terribly cute toys.
16:34The police were helpless against the toys.
16:39The National Guard proved to be useless.
16:46Things looked hopeless for our fair city.
16:51Is there no one in the world who can save us?
16:55Meanwhile, at the North Pole...
17:00Santa checks his list with care.
17:02Hmm.
17:05Hmm.
17:06Hmm.
17:07Hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm.
17:10Suddenly...
17:12My Santa's senses are tingling.
17:20Santa, is everything all right?
17:22I'm afraid not, dear wife.
17:24There's trouble in our fair city.
17:27People in danger.
17:28Children scared!
17:31That look in your eye tells me we're in for some action.
17:35Quick!
17:35Under the mistletoe!
17:42To the Santa's sleigh!
17:46From a top of our world comes a man who embodies the true spirit of giving,
17:50Santa Claus, along with his wife, Emma.
17:53Keep the balance of peace and goodwill on our planet.
17:56Faster than express mail.
17:58More powerful than Thanksgiving and Easter.
18:01Able to carry many packages in a single sack.
18:04Look!
18:05Up in the sky!
18:06It's Donner!
18:07It's Cupid!
18:08It's Vixen!
18:10It's...
18:10It's Santa Claus!
18:11Yes!
18:12Santa Claus!
18:13Crimson defender of goodness!
18:15Hmm.
18:16Looks like those naughty toys are taking the stolen goods to that old warehouse.
18:22My readings show that the bad toys are being controlled by that antenna.
18:27Right.
18:28You take out that antenna.
18:29And I'll go to the warehouse to see who's behind this.
18:32Jolly good.
18:46Oh, intruder!
18:48What's this?
18:50Meanwhile, the evil mastermind gloats.
18:52Yes!
18:53Yes!
18:54Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
18:55With my sinister make-toys-come-alive, Ray, the most innocent toy becomes my brutish slave!
19:04Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
19:06Soon I'll learn to fear that which is cute, pink, and fuzzy!
19:11Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
19:13Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
19:14It's him!
19:19All right, young man.
19:22You've been naughty enough for one year!
19:24You?
19:26You're behind this?
19:27Barnaby Bunny?
19:28Oh!
19:29It's Bedlam Bunny now, Santa.
19:32But you were the cutest toy we ever made!
19:36You drove me to this Claus. I'd always dreamt of being a real cool fighting robot toy
19:43But no, you made me a cute pink bunny
19:53You can't make a fighting robot out of pink fur and stuffing
19:58You're Santa Claus you can do anything
20:05You're gonna pay! Fire!
20:16I do believe you've underestimated the power of Christmas
20:20How can this be?
20:41Oh
20:42Fool! I've only just begun to fight sickened toys
20:45What the?
20:54Meanwhile, Mrs Claus is having troubles of her own
20:58Surrender for Paris
21:00Oh, I just love Paris in the summer
21:03Not Paris, I said
21:05Hyah!
21:12That ought to stop those nutty toys
21:16And indeed, it does
21:20Looks like someone bought the wrong kind of battery
21:23Ho!
21:26I'll destroy you for not making me different
21:30Just accept yourself
21:32Be the big bunny you are
21:36May I give you a hand, dear?
21:38Blast out numbers
21:43You haven't seen the last of Bedlam Bunny
21:47He's getting away
21:48Ho ho ho ho ho ho, the nutty never get away
21:55Gee, I didn't get him nothing
22:04Just what I always wanted
22:06A bunny rabbit
22:08Thanks Santa
22:10And once again, the world is safe from toy bunnies
22:13Thanks to...
22:14Super Santa!
22:15Ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho.
22:21Oh, yeah, cartoons.
22:23Coming soon on Oh Yeah Cartoons.
22:26No, that ain't wrestling.
22:31You're downloading all that into the DNA process.
22:34Is that a bad thing?
22:36We'll soon find out.
22:38Interfering Pops.
22:50I feel funky.
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