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Tales from the Goose Lady: Jack and the Beatstalk - The Goose Lady bothers siblings Dot and Randy as her talking wand, Juanito tells a version of Jack and the Beanstalk, wherein Jack is a beatnik who hopes to acquire a giant's magic coffee machine.
Twins Crimson and Those Amazing Robots - Rambunctious twins, Bene and Beck Crimson, are forced to go out and play by their mother. They suddenly discover a jungle in their backyard that is being torn down to make way for a futuristic city called Metroplex. The twins then come face to face with powerful robots, and they work together with the jungle's animals to fight back against them.
Olly and Frank - Child prodigy Olly regularly has his love interest, Daisy May, stolen from him by the beefy bully Bratwurst. Hoping to get revenge on Bratwurst, Olly creates Frank, a monster with the brain and body of a dog. Olly soon finds out that training his creation is no easy task.
Originally aired on August 23, 1998
Twins Crimson and Those Amazing Robots - Rambunctious twins, Bene and Beck Crimson, are forced to go out and play by their mother. They suddenly discover a jungle in their backyard that is being torn down to make way for a futuristic city called Metroplex. The twins then come face to face with powerful robots, and they work together with the jungle's animals to fight back against them.
Olly and Frank - Child prodigy Olly regularly has his love interest, Daisy May, stolen from him by the beefy bully Bratwurst. Hoping to get revenge on Bratwurst, Olly creates Frank, a monster with the brain and body of a dog. Olly soon finds out that training his creation is no easy task.
Originally aired on August 23, 1998
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00:07A cartoon is...
00:10Um...
00:10Um...
00:12Um...
00:13Um...
00:13Um...
00:15Yikes!
00:16Blah!
00:17Oink oink!
00:19Okay.
00:21Nicktoons!
00:22Guess what?
00:24It's time for All Yeah Cartoons!
00:26Oh...
00:27Oh yeah!
00:28Yeah!
00:29Yeah!
00:30Yeah!
00:31Yeah!
00:32Oh yeah!
00:33Partoons!
00:34Oh yeah!
00:39Yeah!
00:41Yeah.
00:56Hurry, Dot!
00:57We don't want to be late!
01:01Uh-oh!
01:03It's that weird goose lady again!
01:06Come on!
01:07Let's go!
01:08Hey now, children!
01:10It's fairytale time!
01:12Look, lady!
01:13We gotta go to school!
01:15Oh!
01:16But I've got a story about beans!
01:19Magic beans!
01:21Yeah, yeah!
01:22Jack and the Beanstalk!
01:24That's a new one!
01:25Um...
01:26Yeah!
01:26But I bet you haven't heard the real story!
01:29Besides, you just missed your boss!
01:33There goes our chance at a good college!
01:35Exactly!
01:36Now!
01:37Say hello to Juanito!
01:41The Storytelling Juan!
01:44Buenos dias, children!
01:46Look into my eyes and I'll tell you a tale!
01:50Once upon a time, there lived a young beatnik named Jack!
01:54Crazy!
01:54Together with his mother, they ran the hippiest, most successful coffee house in all of storybook land!
02:02Business was great!
02:04And they were loaded!
02:05Yay!
02:06Until one day...
02:12A trendy corporate coffee chain had moved in across the street, selling their coffee fast and cheap!
02:20Unable to compete, Jack and his mother hit hard times!
02:24The man's got us down, son!
02:26Heavy!
02:27I've thought it over!
02:29We'll have to sell the family van!
02:31Not bossy!
02:33I was born in that van!
02:34Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!
02:37Ha, ha, ha...
02:37Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha...
02:38So, beatnik Jack went out into the world to sell the family van.
02:42Ha, ha, ha!
02:43Soon, Jack found a buyer to whom he explained all his troubles.
02:47Relax, kid. Chase the McChase director service.
02:50You don't need money, pal. You need something better than money.
02:52What you need is a gimmick.
02:53A gimmick?
02:54That's right, a gimmick. And I got just the ticket.
02:58Magic coffee beans. Kazam!
03:01So Jack returned home to show his mother his good fortune.
03:08Unfortunately, upon tasting the beans...
03:12Maybe I shouldn't have trusted someone named Chase the McChaster.
03:17Disillusioned, they threw out the beans.
03:19And went to bed.
03:22That night, something incredible happened.
03:34Whoa. This must be one of those crazy climbing dreams.
03:38So Jack climbed out the window and up the beanstalk.
03:41He climbed and climbed until he reached a marvelous world in the clouds.
03:50Crazy!
03:58Suddenly, Jack caught a whiff of the best coffee he'd ever sniffed.
04:04He followed the aroma across the land and into the heart of a giant's lair.
04:11Up...
04:14Ahhhh!
04:15Whoa!
04:23Ahhhhhh!
04:24Now that's a smokin' cup of coffee, man!
04:28All thanks to my magical cappuccino machine that spews the golden foam
04:35This baby makes great coffee faster than I can drink it
04:41Speaking of which I gotta go to the can man
04:50Wow a crazy magic cappuccino machine. There's got to be something I could do with that
04:58What you need is a gimmick a gimmick a gimmick a machine kid grab it. Oh, yeah, right
05:06Hey, wait a minute those beans you saw me tasted sorry kid got a run. I'm late for another flashback
05:13So the thrifty Jack cooked the magical cappuccino machine and headed for home
05:22Someone pinched my machine
05:30So Jack ran for his little beatnik life soon. He made his way back to the beanstalk
05:37But with the Giants large strides he not only caught up to Jack, but ran past him and off the
05:44edge of the cloud
05:48As fate would have it the giant landed across the street on the corporate coffee chain
05:55What have I done?
06:02For our man hey like I'm sorry giant cat man
06:08I wouldn't have taken your magical cappuccino machine, but you see my mama desperately needed it for her coffee house
06:14You dig? Oh
06:16No way your mama owns a coffee house
06:21Hey, you think she let me sell my candles and incense there. I think we can wake out something daddy
06:28-o
06:29So young beatnik Jack his mother and the giant went into business together, and they all live crazy cool ever
06:37after
06:42And that is how it really happened
06:47So remember when things are at the darkest you can always count on magic beans to solve all your problems
06:55What that story was clearly about cooperation
06:59Nope
07:01Beans hey, why aren't you kids in school?
07:09We wanted to go to school officer, but the goose lady stopped us all right the goose lady. Let's go
07:18punk
07:18Oh
07:19Oh
07:21You sure use some of those magic beans right about now
07:25Or a good attorney
07:27Yeah
07:32Oh
07:32Yeah, cartoons
07:33I like
07:35Cartoons
07:43Nickelodeon the place for new cartoons
07:45They're wild
07:47They're wild
07:48It fills you with excitement
07:51Blair
07:54Boing bon
07:57Voing boing
07:57Boing boing
08:25Oh, my God.
08:50Ready?
08:52Ready?
08:56Oh!
09:03Hi, Mommy!
09:10Mommy!
09:11Being Donovan Crimson, look at this mess.
09:15Becky Charles Crimson, you should know better.
09:18Now, go out and play.
09:46Hey!
09:47Hi!
09:48Daddy!
09:54Watery!
09:55Mm-hmm.
09:57Oh, my God!
10:02Oh, my God!
10:04Daddy!
10:04Daddy!
10:05Daddy!
10:08Watery!
10:08Mm-hmm.
10:11Ah!
10:14Ah!
10:17Smoke!
10:19Oh, it's Investigate!
10:22Town of the Future.
10:24Metroplex.
10:25Town of the Future.
10:27Metroplex.
10:29Town of the Future.
10:30Metroplex.
10:32Town of the Future.
10:34Metroplex.
10:35Town...
10:39Oh, no!
10:46What do we do?
10:54Aah!
11:06Hey, robots!
11:08Get down here right now!
11:30Now listen to me, Robots!
11:34You think you're big stuff, but you're not!
11:38You, look at this mess!
11:41You should know better!
11:46Just look at the watering hole!
11:59Ha, ha, ha, ha!
12:01Ha, ha, ha, ha!
12:09Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!
12:18Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!
12:25Those kids!
12:27Blasted kids!
12:29Code green!
12:30Code green!
12:32Code green!
12:42Ah, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!
12:59Ah, ha, ha, ha, ha.
13:06Ah, ha, ha, ha.
13:20Ah, ha, ha, ha, ha.
13:52Hey, mean robot!
13:57You want a piece of ass?
13:59Get them!
14:09Turn it on, now!
14:24Hooray!
14:24No, no, no, no!
14:28Oh well, I'll just build elsewhere.
14:32That'll do.
14:39Mom! Dad!
14:41Come outside, hurry!
14:42Oh, if you too brought in another sick bird.
14:49Mom? Dad?
14:54Oh yeah!
14:56Cartoons!
14:57Wacky.
14:58Wacky.
14:59Wacky.
15:00Wacky.
15:01Wacky stuff.
15:03Crazy.
15:04Wacky silly things.
15:06Why?
15:07Wacky.
15:10Wacky.
15:12Wacky.
15:13Wacky.
15:14Wacky.
15:19Wacky.
15:20Wacky.
15:22Wacky.
15:47Wacky.
16:03Wacky.
16:09Wacky.
16:13Wacky.
16:14Here we have an exact...
16:19This is a fully armed and active state.
16:24Eww!
16:28First prize and winner of this complete set of encyclopedias of...
16:38Thanks a lot, Einstein.
16:40Make me smell bad, will you?
16:43Oww.
16:45Don't worry, Ollie.
16:47I really like your chicken man.
16:50Holy macaroni!
16:51Gee, do you need some help with those books?
16:55Out of the way, chicken boy.
16:58That's my job.
17:00Give those back, bratwurst.
17:02Ollie asked first.
17:04Oh, really?
17:07He couldn't carry a newspaper.
17:10Come on, Daisy.
17:11Oh, bratwurst.
17:13You're such a man.
17:15Ah, bratwurst.
17:16He sure was raised wrong.
17:18Shucks and corn cobs.
17:20How's a little nerd like me supposed to compete with a monster like him?
17:29Shazam!
17:33Gee willikers in a slice of pie.
17:36My creation is nearly finished.
17:38All I need now is a brain.
17:40All I need now is a brain.
17:57It's a brain.
18:01It burns anyway.
18:05It lambs.
18:07And it barks.
18:09And digs holes.
18:14And it piddles.
18:17Well, at least he goes on the paper.
18:19Hey.
18:20Maybe I can train him.
18:22Here, boy.
18:26Roll over.
18:30Good boy.
18:33Jump.
18:37Good boy.
18:40Sit.
18:45Okay, boy.
18:46That's bratwurst.
18:52Good boy.
18:56Hey, Daisy.
18:57You want to see me eat twelve hot dogs in one bite?
19:00Not particularly.
19:03Okay.
19:03Here goes.
19:04Your days of bullying everyone are over.
19:07Says who?
19:09Says us.
19:23You've gone beef happy.
19:29Hey, a cat.
19:32What's a cat do?
19:33A cafeteria.
19:47How many times must I tell you?
19:50Quickie Glue is not a toy.
19:53Meow.
20:00Look what you've done to my toupee.
20:03You're suspended.
20:06I never should have created you.
20:09You're nothing but trouble and plenty of it.
20:11Go on.
20:12Get out of here.
20:13Scram.
20:14Skidoodle.
20:15Go find a tree in Brooklyn.
20:20Jeepers.
20:21Nothing went right.
20:23I'm still a nerd.
20:24Only now I'm a suspended nerd.
20:26Come on, Daisy.
20:27How about one little kiss?
20:30Mmm.
20:31No, bratwurst.
20:32You're mean and you smell like tuna fish.
20:35Ooh.
20:36What a lummox.
20:38Hey, knockwurst.
20:39Why don't you leave her alone?
20:41Can't you pick on someone your own?
20:43You got a lot of nerve, triangle head.
20:46Put him down, you overgrown.
20:47You actually like this nerd?
20:53You still are giving me a rash.
20:56Oh, Ollie.
20:58You are so very brave.
21:04One out of two out of three, Macaroni!
21:17Ah!
21:19Roll over!
21:25Yaaaaaah!
21:27Yoooo!
21:28No, Macaroni!
21:31Zed!
21:41Okay, you twerps.
21:43I've had a really bad day.
21:53Don't laugh at me. I was raised wrong.
22:00Oh, Ollie, would you go to the school dance, little little oh my?
22:04Would I? Yes, I would.
22:07Hey, I just answered my own question.
22:14Oh, yeah, cartoons.
22:15Coming soon on Oh Yeah, Cartoons.
22:21I come to join up.
22:24We don't need any help, but I like your looks.
22:29Welcome to the gang.
22:31Your first job is to keep an eye on this cop,
22:34while all of us, for no apparent reason, go into the other room.
22:37I can't believe it.
22:39Shh. I can't believe they bought that getup.
22:44Master of disguise.
22:46I thought you'd snuck in in that box of doughnuts.
22:49Hmm. Never thought of that.
22:58I can't believe it.
23:03I can't believe it.
23:06I can't believe it.
23:08I can't believe it.
23:10I can't believe it.
23:14I can't believe it.
23:15I can't believe it.
23:18I can't believe it.
23:21I can't believe it.
23:25Oh yeah!
23:51Oh yeah!
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