00:06these are my three rules for a good cartoon it has to be funny has to be
00:12exciting and it can't be corny and that's it corny and stupid
00:35you're watching all the cartoons
00:37snap to the rescue
01:11you are very generous
01:33you are a lousy artiste but you make a good eraser
01:42boys boys what's going on here look at what tabooly drew mr. realtor
01:49wait a minute rudy you know it's not nice to draw mean pictures of people it
02:24hurts their feelings
02:36you're gonna help me kid snap is that you yes it's me you drew me this morning chicken
02:42bully nerds but
02:50don't just stand there rudy draw something huh with the chalk something heavy
03:02oh man drop the chalk drop the chalk oh okay
03:10okay rudy hold on
03:17come on let's go a horseshoe rudy why didn't you draw an anvil don't you watch cartoons
03:24oh is that what this is a cartoon no rudy baby this is chalk zone where
03:30everything goes after it has been erased off the chalkboard
03:33you mean like all this scenery and bully nerd and you
03:36right and even this drawing you did in the first grade
03:39hey
03:41blocky
03:43personally i'm glad your drawing skills improved hey and there's the old lady in the bathtub you drew last year
03:48thanks a lot kid you've given me a wonderful life everything in here was drawn on a blackboard then erased
04:00oh so i'm the only thing real here oh that depends on what you mean by real
04:05yeah real
04:15here you're the artist draw something
04:22here he comes
04:24all
04:32broody you're a jingy
04:34get ready to dive
04:35oh no
04:37oh
04:48Look out, Granny!
04:54Let's go, let's go!
05:33Don't watch cartoons, huh?
05:36I've had it with this guy.
05:38Let's lock him up and throw away the key.
05:41Wow, he won't be able to get out of...
05:46No floor.
05:47There's my ticket back home.
05:49Yeah, but how will you get up there?
05:51This is no time to play, Tita-Tata-Buck-O.
05:57One, two, three, go!
06:02What was that?
06:03Oh, just one of the oldest tricks in life.
06:09Rudy!
06:11Hey, Rudy, help!
06:13The chalk, where'd it go?
06:16Looking for this?
06:20Rudy, where are you?
06:22Gimme!
06:23Why, so you can do more rude drawings?
06:26Wait a minute, I don't need that chalk.
06:30I've got white lightning!
06:32Hey!
06:48See ya later, Jump!
06:52Oh!
07:01Mr. Bullnerd, so it was you doing those rude drawings, trying to get poor Rudy here in trouble.
07:13Cartoons, I'll have 500 from you, Mr. Bullnerd. Get started!
07:20Mr. Bullnerd, how do you spell cartoons?
07:28Oh yeah, cartoons!
07:30Wacky, wacky, wacky, wacky, wacky, wacky stuff. Crazy. Wacky, silly things. Why? It's not boring.
07:42Oh yeah, cartoons!
07:44Cartoons!
07:46Cartoons don't have a taste, so you can't eat them.
07:51You can't smell them, so they don't have any body odor.
07:55You just watch them. It's a cartoon.
07:59A cartoon made by Cartoons.
08:02It's an artist who's not a cartoon.
08:03It's a cartoon made by Cartoons.
08:08It's a cartoon.
08:26A cartoon made by Cartoons.
08:29The cartoon has started. Oh, oh my.
08:32Ah, well, ah, I should be doing something funny.
08:36But I don't know what funny is.
08:38Well, isn't that silly?
08:39Uh, me, Slepte Pooch, a cartoon character in a cartoon,
08:44but I don't know what funny is.
08:46I mean, is this funny?
08:50I don't know. I'm asking.
08:56Ah, ah, here we are.
08:57Yee-haw! Yee-haw! Yee-haw!
09:04Ahem.
09:07Would it be funny if I did this?
09:15I'm a Yankee Doodle Daddy,
09:18a Yankee Doodle Do or Die,
09:21a real lame nephew of my Uncle Sam,
09:24born on the 4th of July.
09:28Yee-haw, yee-haw, yee-haw!
09:29Well, was that funny or just disgusting?
09:32I don't know. I'm asking.
09:34Ah!
09:37What is funny, what is funny?
09:40What is funny, what is funny, what is funny?
09:48Don't worry, I'm not suggesting that this situation is funny,
09:52but suppose this eagle dropped me into a big bat of...
10:03stockbrokers.
10:07...and suckerfish.
10:18is this funny well now what if i changed the stockbrokers and sucker fish into
10:26well i don't know let's see uh thumbtacks
10:29i didn't find that particularly funny how about ravenous squirrels
10:46now is this getting funnier or just stupider i don't know i'm asking
10:59is it what's in the vat that's funny or is it the vat itself suppose what was here instead
11:06of this old wooden vat was a giant nose
11:16would you laugh if i were uh dropped into this giant nose i guess there's just one way to find
11:25out
11:33was that funny i don't know
11:52what if i took you inside um let's see well where are we prison for the criminally insane gingerbread men
12:04so what if i took you into a prison for the criminally insane gingerbread men
12:11i'm not a muffin i'm not a muffin i'm not a muffin i'm not a muffin
12:17hey dog face did you take this bite out of me maybe i'll come out there and take a bite
12:23out of you
12:27what's that funny i mean the face my face huh yes well uh oh would it be funny if i
12:32stayed in a big
12:33greedy face all the time
12:38or is it just funny when i'm reacting to something specific
12:41i don't know
12:53you can eat us with your hands
12:56oh you can flatten us in pans
12:59you can stick us in your oven there's no heat that we can't stand because we're
13:06tough cookies
13:35you can do this
13:38you can do this
13:59you can do this
14:12what do you gentlemen think is funny
14:32i don't know
14:33i'm asking
14:41the end
14:44oh yeah cartoons
14:46cartoon is um um um um um uh
14:53um um uh
14:54yikes
14:57oh yeah
15:06boys are weird
15:08all in all if i had to choose between cartoons and boys i would definitely choose cartoons
15:12oh yeah
15:15maybe not in a few years
15:16i don't know
15:37oh hello
15:39boy what a day i've had
15:49oh my cousin hargus came to visit from
16:01and it was up to me to show him a good time what a great day to go to the
16:05beach huh cuz
16:06it's as if we have the bus all to ourselves
16:19do me a favor cuz next time you see gum stuck to a bus seat scrape it off before you
16:26decide to
16:26chew it okay
16:33now go apologize to that little boy
16:46i don't think people were quite ready for hargus's uniqueness
16:52maybe these will help you out of shade
16:55look cousin a volleyball game let's see if we can play
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18:58That's the Eiffel Tower, Hargis.
19:00Put it down.
19:04C'est la vie.
19:05Oh, cuz.
19:07Look at this mess.
19:12It's gonna take a tidal wave to clean that up.
19:16Okay.
19:33Why do I have a feeling this has something to do with my big mouth?
19:49Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,
19:53oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
19:54Me surfer dude!
19:58Come on, banga!
20:00Uh-oh.
20:02Ta-da!
20:09See?
20:10I fixed.
20:12Get away!
20:13Get away!
20:15Get away!
20:17Wait!
20:18Wait!
20:19He's just an innocent monster!
20:22Don't belong in the same sentence!
20:25Get him!
20:26Wait!
20:32Wait!
20:33Hargis need lifeguarding!
20:36There he is!
20:36Yeah!
20:37No!
20:38No!
20:39No!
20:43No!
20:45No!
20:46No!
20:47No!
20:48Hargis!
20:48Help!
20:49Look!
20:50The real monster's got their little girl!
20:52Put me down!
20:55Help!
20:55No!
21:01No!
21:05No!
21:11No!
21:12Don't hurt him, Hargis!
21:13Me not hurt!
21:17Doot!
21:18For services above and beyond the call of duty, we present you with the key to the beach!
21:25Hargis have anything you want!
21:29Ha-ha!
21:29Name it, bro!
21:31Kangaroo!
21:33Oh, no!
21:42Kangaroo!
21:52You know, no matter how trying one's day is, it's always good to come home and snuggle up with a
21:59friend!
22:00Right, Cuss?
22:02Right!
22:07Oh, yeah!
22:08Cartoon!
22:09Coming soon on Oh Yeah Cartoon!
22:13G-ingivitis!
22:15G-ingivitis!
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