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00:00Tonight, living, laughing, loving, one day at a time,
00:03it's Allie Beardsley.
00:05I'm Allie.
00:06I'm an adult child of alcoholics.
00:09Abusing his executive producer privileges,
00:11it's Brennan Lee Mulligan.
00:14A bridesmaid walking disapprovingly down the aisle,
00:18it's Talia Taven.
00:21Huge mistake.
00:24They're all here to...
00:27Make some money!
00:40Welcome to Make Some Noise!
00:42The game's so good, we spun it off unchanged.
00:45I am your host, Sam Raich.
00:46Here's how the show works, I am here.
00:47A series of improvisational prompts our players have never seen before.
00:53Isn't that right, players?
00:55Yes.
00:56I know the bit's been going on for a while.
00:58It just so happens that it's true.
01:00You both lied.
01:01You don't know for a fact that you haven't seen these prompts before.
01:05You can't know what you haven't seen until you see it.
01:08And then at that point you've seen it?
01:10Yes.
01:10I'm converted.
01:11Brennan, congratulations.
01:12You've done this bit ten times.
01:15Oh my God!
01:19Ten times?
01:20Ten times!
01:22To all the young aspiring comedians out there, you don't want this plaque.
01:27I can't wait to see the supercut.
01:29They will, to the best of their ability, fulfill those prompts.
01:32I will award them corresponding points and the winner will take home the coveted golden
01:35ear, which can be combined with trophies from our other shows to create a monstrosity.
01:41Players, are you ready to rumble?
01:44In that case, if you could please put your buzzers atop your podium.
01:50Players, this is a little mini-game that we like to call a challenger, appears.
01:54How it works is, in a moment, I'm going to ask you to speak on a topic expertly.
01:58At any moment, a fellow player may buzz in and challenge you.
02:03Last player speaking at the end of three minutes wins.
02:07Please take your position on the back line.
02:09Your topic is the nature of consciousness.
02:14What?
02:15Brennan.
02:16René Descartes, the French philosopher, attributed the expression cogito ergo sum,
02:22meaning I think, therefore I am.
02:24Many other philosophers have debated elements of that phrase, and yet some essential truth
02:30remains.
02:31Talia!
02:32I feel like you heard this prompt before.
02:34Yeah, it's totally fair.
02:35It does feel a little bit like cheating.
02:37I clearly did not see this prompt before.
02:39But I do believe in the ego, and I think we all need to check our egos sometimes.
02:44So, for example, I am going to move to a different part of town.
02:47I don't think that part of town is as cool, right?
02:51But that's my ego talking.
02:53Allie.
02:53I think what you're referring to is your super ego.
02:56Whoa.
02:57The whole time I was on the back line, I was kind of thinking about how I would do, like,
03:00a challenger, the tennis movie bit.
03:02I'll accept it, Allie.
03:03So, in Challengers, there's a lot of bisexual undertones, and men are being able to, like,
03:09be openly bisexual now, and I think that that's really cool.
03:11Is someone going to challenge that?
03:14Challenge that, motherfucker!
03:16I thought not!
03:17Challenge that!
03:17We've got to be getting close to three minutes.
03:18Anyway, I think that trans rights are human rights, and it doesn't matter where you're
03:27born, your creed.
03:29Brennan.
03:30Surely the lived experiences of people that may not have the good fortune to be born in
03:35a first world country like the United States.
03:36Wow, Allie.
03:37I'll accept it, Brennan.
03:38I didn't get to see Challengers, but I liked how horny everyone seemed to be.
03:44Talia.
03:45You can also see Challengers on the television now.
03:49Allie.
03:49Streaming is ruining this industry.
03:51I'm going to go with Allie.
03:53Things like Dropout are incredible.
03:55Full on.
03:55Brennan.
03:56There's nothing like Dropout.
03:57Yes, that's exactly right, Brennan.
04:01It's yours.
04:02It's hard to watch movies, even on TV, because after bedtime, sometimes your wife is sleepy
04:07right away, and that's...
04:08Allie.
04:08I watched all of The Godfather on my phone.
04:13Yeah, I'll take it.
04:14Picture this.
04:15I fire up the phone.
04:17My partner is dead asleep.
04:18Can't turn on a light.
04:19And I'm just sitting there watching The Godfather on my phone in the pitch black.
04:24Talia.
04:25It sounds like you love streaming.
04:27Whoa!
04:28Oh my God!
04:30Talia.
04:30It is helpful to be able to watch something when your partner is sleeping next to you, and
04:36it's helpful when you're in the doctor's office and you're waiting...
04:39Allie.
04:39Medicine isn't real.
04:42Brennan.
04:43Medicine isn't specifically not real because nothing's real, because that's the nature of
04:47consciousness.
04:47Oh!
04:48This goes to Brennan and the game is over.
04:51That's great.
04:51That's great.
04:52All right.
04:53All right.
04:53All right.
04:54That brings us to round one.
04:57Allie.
04:58A TikTok trend that is absolutely going to kill someone.
05:03What's up, guys?
05:04Okay, so...
05:06Five police officers are in here at this Chipotle.
05:10I'm going to run in and be like, it's the Everyone Get Down Challenge!
05:16No one has been able to post the full video, and I promise right now, you are not going
05:22to see a cut from me.
05:23All right, let's go.
05:25Wow!
05:27Short and sweet.
05:28Sorry.
05:28Do not try these seven points at home.
05:30Do not try these seven points at home.
05:31Brennan.
05:32Yes.
05:32A sage philosopher explains why he can't pay this month's rent.
05:38The question you pose is a fascinating one.
05:43Where is the rent?
05:46Perhaps it would be more illuminating to ask, why is the rent?
05:50The global system of capital serves to alienate the worker from its labor, which is why I have
05:58remained principled in my unemployment.
06:02I will not be exploded by some bourgeois pig.
06:05No!
06:06My OnlyFance has not taken off as I have.
06:10However, I believe it was Marcus Aurelius, the Stork philosopher, who once said that
06:14the obstacle does not bar the way, it is the way.
06:17This is an opportunity for you to make twice as much money as you normally need to.
06:21Everything about that, Kevin!
06:2743 points projected as shadows on the wall of a cave to you, Brennan.
06:30Which brings us to Talia, your therapist, just vamping because she wasn't listening.
06:37Yeah.
06:40And how does that make you feel?
06:42Because of your brother.
06:43Siblings can be so hard because you have the same shared experience.
06:50No siblings.
06:53And I think that your relationship with your boyfriend has become like a sibling relationship.
06:57I think that's where I picked it off.
07:00Your girlfriend.
07:02What matters is how you're feeling in the relationship, right?
07:07Please stop crying.
07:08Oh, no.
07:09I don't mean stop crying.
07:11When I was your age, I know you're a tiny bit older than me, but I mean, when I get
07:16to
07:16your age, I, I'm so sorry.
07:20Can you repeat that last little bit?
07:25Your homework this week is to really enjoy those 91 points.
07:29Allie.
07:30Yes.
07:30Last prompt of round one.
07:32Jesus' return is low-key toxic.
07:39Miss me?
07:43We missed you so much.
07:45Here I am.
07:46Y'all left me behind that really large stone.
07:49You were buried there.
07:50And you both left.
07:52And then I was dead for three days until the cock crowed thrice.
07:58But wasn't all of that supposed to happen?
08:01Like preordained?
08:02Okay, I guess I'm stupid.
08:04Oh, Jesus.
08:05Don't be mad at us.
08:06We're genuinely so happy that you're here.
08:08I was talking to my therapist about this.
08:10And she hates both of you.
08:11And she told me that I just need to like assert myself a little bit more before I ascend.
08:17And you two, what were you doing last night?
08:20I already know.
08:20I was watching.
08:22Well, then you would know that we're trying to get some healing.
08:25We've both been so sick with...
08:27Oh.
08:28What?
08:29Are you okay?
08:30I didn't mention that I actually fell in the shower this morning.
08:34You're covered in wounds of being nailed to a cross.
08:37You have a spear injury in your side.
08:39And I tried to take a quick shower at Equinox, but I fucking fell.
08:47Fucking fell.
08:48Do you think Jesus has a free Equinox membership?
08:51I think so.
08:51I think so, too.
08:52Five points broken up enough to feed a large crown.
08:55Oh.
08:56Wow.
08:56Oh, Brennan.
08:58Yes.
08:58My knee is swelling, and that can only mean one thing.
09:01It's time for Doozie.
09:04Shit.
09:04After a legendary victory, an ancient Olympian gives a post-game press conference wherein
09:11he thanks as many gods as possible, each for their specific on-brand divine contributions
09:17while also out of breath.
09:20Obviously, number one, first out of the gate, it's got to go to Nike, Spirit of Victory.
09:23Nike, love you.
09:25I literally could never have done this out of you.
09:26You're number one.
09:27Number one in my eyes.
09:29And of course, to your patron goddess, Athena, goddess of wisdom and of war as well, because
09:34we know that a wise war is a war that you fucking win.
09:36Put it up there on the board.
09:37Number one, Heracles.
09:40Okay.
09:41Look, he's a controversial dude, but when you're in the shit, you know you can count on him.
09:45Ares, god of war.
09:47Fucking love you.
09:47I'll shout out Ares, goddess of discord, because we know this was an upset.
09:51Okay.
09:52I also want to say to my boy, Hephaestus, sword fucking rocking.
09:57Shield fucking awesome.
09:58And kapow, a new set of winged sandals.
10:01Thank you, Hermes, for the licensing trademark deal that I could pop those bad boys on.
10:05You're such a fucking bro and a psychopomp that leads you to the realm of the dead,
10:08which is why I got to thank Hades, my main man, for keeping everybody locked up down there.
10:13All of my enemies.
10:14It sucks to put a fucking hurting on somebody and have them pop right back up.
10:18That absolutely blows.
10:19Number one, Hera, queen of the gods.
10:22I love you so much.
10:23If it wasn't for Argus, who is your sort of watchman with that vision, I wouldn't have caught people on
10:29my six.
10:29And a huge thank you, number one, to making it to the match on time to my boy Poseidon, god
10:34of the waves and wind.
10:35Wind, he got me there right when I needed him to.
10:38I'm freaking out of time.
10:38One second, man, I got you.
10:39Kronos got out of time.
10:40But I'm saying, Apollo, music.
10:43Artemis for the hunting.
10:44The marshals, if we hunted down the back, it's fucking impossible.
10:46I want to say thanks to Dionysus.
10:48This after party's going to be fucking lit.
10:51Hestia for keeping the fire lit back at home.
10:52You know I love you, girl.
10:53And I just want to say also from the bottom of my heart, last but not least, Zeus.
10:59I fucking love you, man.
11:01You took the fucking Aegis.
11:03I don't care if you throw a kid at me.
11:04I don't care if you throw the fucking Medusa.
11:06I don't care any Gorgon.
11:07I don't care about any fucking Hydra, baby.
11:10Line him up.
11:10I'll knock him down.
11:11God of strength.
11:12Love you all.
11:14Oh, my God.
11:16And also Demeter for agriculture.
11:19Now my knee is hurting.
11:21Did somebody bring into Percy Jackson?
11:23I know.
11:24Excuse me.
11:26One point for you, Brennan.
11:33Talia.
11:34Okay.
11:35One of those year-in-review Christmas cards from a family on the absolute brink.
11:42Happy holidays.
11:43You know it's that time of year again.
11:45We as a family have been doing fantastic.
11:48Our dog did just pass away, but we remember him in spirit
11:52as he is currently buried under our Christmas tree.
11:55The kids are able to visit him, and it's been really healthy for them to learn about death
12:01in that way.
12:02The kids are thriving.
12:05Not only were they kicked out of their first school, but they were also kicked out of their
12:09second school.
12:10And now I am homeschooling them, which is not only a joy for them, but a little bit for me.
12:17I don't want to forget my lovely husband, Joey.
12:21Things have been a little rough, but Joey has decided to move out.
12:24And we feel like a regular Gwyneth and Chris Martin.
12:28We feel like we are consciously uncoupled in a way that makes the holidays just a little
12:34bit spicier.
12:35In these times, we like to treasure, you know, what we have and who we've lost.
12:41And we mentioned the dog.
12:45We already mentioned the dog.
12:47Yeah, let's say five incredibly blessed points for you.
12:51Wow.
12:52Which brings us to our second minigame.
12:55This is a little minigame that we like to call Name That.
12:59In this case, Swords.
13:01I'm going to present you with a sword.
13:03You buzz in and pitch to me the name of that sword.
13:06My favorite wins.
13:07Does that make sense?
13:08In that case, if I could please have our first sword.
13:18The Dentist Saber.
13:21Allie.
13:22The Cunning...
13:25Lance.
13:27Brennan.
13:28The Exciser.
13:29The Exciser.
13:30So the Inciser.
13:31Oh!
13:33Kids, you want to explain the joke.
13:37Allie.
13:38This is not really a pitch, it's just true.
13:40The Jar Jar Binks candy from the 90s.
13:43There was a literal sucker that was Jar Jar Binks' tongue.
13:48It came with Jar Jar Binks' head over it and you pushed it up like a push pop.
13:52And you were just sucking on Jar Jar Binks' tongue as a kid.
13:57And all the adults were like, we love this.
14:00Wow!
14:01I am going to say that that point goes to Allie for Cunning Lance.
14:04For Jar Jar Binks.
14:06If I could please have our next sword.
14:23I am going to say that one goes to Allie again for Cheetos Puffs.
14:37Great.
14:38Crashing.
14:39Crashing.
14:39Crashing.
14:39If I could please have our next sword.
14:42Uh, Sam?
14:43Yeah.
14:44Sorry, um, I wanted to get this from the men's room and, um...
14:47Yeah.
14:50Brennan.
14:51The Lunger.
14:52The Lunger.
14:54He gets a pulse quad.
14:55Yes.
14:58Allie.
14:59The Prison 5000.
15:01Oh, my God.
15:04This one goes to Brennan for Lunger.
15:07Ooh.
15:08Okay.
15:09And also to Pulse Quads.
15:11Pulse Quads.
15:13If I could please have our next sword.
15:20Ooh.
15:21Brennan.
15:22Excalifer.
15:23That's great.
15:24That's great.
15:26Talia.
15:26The Shaggin' Stick.
15:28Ooh.
15:31Allie.
15:32The Toucan Slam.
15:34Wow.
15:34Wow.
15:35Allie, that's very good.
15:38I am going to say that one goes to Allie for Toucan Slam.
15:41Very good, Allie.
15:42Allie, you should get a job in this.
15:44I have news.
15:45This is the job in this.
15:48If I could please have sword number five.
15:53Now, I feel I have to say this because this took me some staring at.
15:57This is sneakers.
16:00Wow.
16:02Brennan.
16:03Masashune.
16:04Now, context, Masamune is the famed blade of Miyamoto Musashi.
16:09So if you love Miyamoto Musashi, you're laughing your ass off right now.
16:16Yes.
16:16The Nike sword.
16:22Allie.
16:22Air Force Dunn.
16:25Wow.
16:26Wow.
16:28That one is going to go to Talia for the Nike.
16:33It's the one that made me laugh the most.
16:35If I could please have sword number six.
16:40Philip Phillips.
16:44Brennan.
16:45The booming blade.
16:46Yeah, that's great.
16:47Yeah.
16:47That's great.
16:50Brennan.
16:51Spycrophon.
16:52God.
16:52Oh.
16:54Spycrophon is really good, too.
16:57Allie.
17:00I almost just killed you.
17:01It didn't move.
17:02The sword of Damocles.
17:03What's that?
17:04The sword of Damocles is hanging over your head and it fell.
17:07Oh, I don't know if I could.
17:08No one beats the classics.
17:12Um, yeah, we'll say that one goes to Brennan for one of them.
17:15Yeah.
17:16If I could please have our very last sword.
17:24Oh, fuck.
17:26Allie.
17:26Tiny.
17:30Brennan.
17:30The giant's dagger.
17:32It looks sort of proportionally more like a dagger.
17:34Yeah, yeah, that's a great point.
17:36Yeah.
17:37I like that.
17:37Allie.
17:38Honey, I shrunk the infantry.
17:41Shrunk the infantry.
17:43Wow.
17:44I am going to say this point goes to Allie.
17:48And that's a minigame.
17:50Woo!
17:53That brings us to round two, where our players will now test their talents in teams of twos.
17:59Yes, yes, yes.
18:01Allie.
18:02Yes.
18:02Brennan.
18:02Yes.
18:03This Shark Tank pitch is just a crime.
18:06Good evening, sharks.
18:07Hey, what's up, sharks?
18:09My name is Blake Skrat, and this is my twin brother, Damian.
18:13Damian Skrat.
18:14Money.
18:14Money.
18:15We all need it.
18:15Yeah.
18:16Where is it?
18:16Huh?
18:18Banks.
18:20They keep it there.
18:21What do they do with it?
18:22Not a goddamn thing.
18:23Not a goddamn thing.
18:25Our business kind of makes sure that you would never get caught if you tried to go in there
18:31and just kind of say, give me everything.
18:34Okay, gentlemen, but I want to understand, how am I not getting caught?
18:37Where's the product?
18:38What are you selling me?
18:39So we are waiting for a patent and trademark on...
18:42Yeah, on our cousin, Trey.
18:43He's not going to say shit.
18:44He's not going to say shit, and he's in a truck outside.
18:48Outside.
18:48Right now.
18:49Yeah, this is sort of time TikTok, so we need an answer pretty fast.
18:52If you run as fast as you can out there, he will be driving already, and you jumping
18:56into a moving car, and you are...
18:57So cousin Trey is the product?
18:59The product of any publicly traded company is the stock.
19:02We're going to have stock.
19:03We're going to have stock.
19:04We're going to have stock.
19:04We're going to have two stocks on a shotgun we used to rob the bank.
19:08Exactly, exactly.
19:09Yeah.
19:09Yeah.
19:10Okay, well, you know, I have...
19:12We need this!
19:13Sorry.
19:13I'm sorry.
19:14I'm sorry, dude.
19:15I'm sorry.
19:16Dude, Trey gave me something.
19:19Trey gave me something, dude.
19:21God, is Trey all fucking on drugs again?
19:22Trey gave me...
19:23I don't know.
19:23He said it was vitamins.
19:25Sharks is $3 million all in right now.
19:27I'll kill you.
19:28Damien's going to kill you.
19:29I'm going to kill you.
19:31Damien knows Tiger Claw Kung Fu.
19:33He's going to kill you.
19:34I'm going to kill you.
19:35Okay.
19:35All right.
19:38Yeah, I think 30,000 points for a 15% stake in the episode to you both.
19:43That's great.
19:43Brennan.
19:44Yes.
19:44And Talia.
19:45Two aunts at Thanksgiving try to out-praise each other's side dishes.
19:51Are you kidding me with this sweet potato casserole?
19:53Oh, give me a break.
19:54Stuffing.
19:55Hello.
19:55Oh, my God.
19:57Come on.
19:59Unbelievable.
20:00No.
20:00Where is that?
20:00Is that gravy from the turkey?
20:02You may have to make that at home.
20:02Oh, no, I handmade it.
20:04Of course you did.
20:05But I tried the marshmallows on top of this sweet potato casserole.
20:09Did somebody make their own marshmallows?
20:13Oh, my God.
20:14You goddess in the goddamn kitchen?
20:16Well, you want to talk about making something in the kitchen?
20:17The ceramic dish.
20:19That's not from a store.
20:20I looked it up.
20:21You looked it up?
20:22I have a thing like Shazam, but for dishes.
20:25Okay.
20:25I have a kilm.
20:27I made it in the kiln.
20:28Oh, my God.
20:30Oh, stop.
20:30You are a goddess diva queen, bitch queen.
20:34I don't know.
20:35This is fucking umami in there.
20:38I'm going to hear about umami.
20:38If you want to talk to me at Thanksgiving about umami,
20:42then what I'll say is this.
20:44Vanessa's new boyfriend, who's here for the first time,
20:46he loaded up a plate with everything,
20:48and he went for bite number one, and it was the stuffing.
20:50And I saw him, and he grabbed every other thing on the plate,
20:53and he threw it out the window.
20:55All right.
20:56You want to see what Uncle Larry did?
20:57Uncle Larry dipped his fucking tongue in your sweet potato casserole,
21:03and I said, Larry, that is not sanitary,
21:05and he said, I don't give a fuck.
21:08I'm 90 years old, and I want to go out happy.
21:10If you don't admit that the stuffing is the best side dish,
21:14I'm going to burn the fucking house down.
21:16Well, then burn me alive, baby, because the sweet potato...
21:20The ambulance is here for Larry.
21:21They want to talk to both of you.
21:24I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
21:26You're responsible.
21:2867 points heated up the next day in the microwave for the both of you.
21:31Yay!
21:32Talia and Allie.
21:35Yes?
21:35This tablet is just going to ask you some really intense personal questions.
21:42So, that's all for our appointment,
21:44and if before you go...
21:46Okay.
21:46...you would just fill that out,
21:48and your prescriptions will be sent to the pharmacy downstairs.
21:51All right, great.
21:52Um, and so my name and my address...
21:55Why did you get divorced?
21:57You want me to write in a full answer?
22:00Minimum character is 200.
22:03There's a minimum character on these?
22:05Okay, well, uh...
22:06He cheated.
22:10Uh...
22:11This is just to remove my allergy shot that I get on this?
22:14Okay.
22:15All right, um...
22:16I got a promotion at work.
22:17He cheated.
22:18It hurt.
22:19We tried to make it work.
22:20You know what?
22:20We fell out of luck.
22:21Uh, eh.
22:22Great, you're halfway there.
22:26They are living happily in our house,
22:28and I am in a condo.
22:30That's great.
22:31Okay, next one.
22:33What underwear am I wearing?
22:34Yeah.
22:36This is a minimum of 200.
22:38Just size and how you heard about it.
22:43Gosh, I guess 18 points.
22:45Uh, tapped or inserted.
22:47For the last time in round two,
22:49Allie and Brennan.
22:50Sorry about this one.
22:52Someone who eats through their butthole
22:54trying to discreetly get through a business lunch.
22:59Basically, starting in Q3...
23:02Here's your salad.
23:03There you go.
23:03Thank you so much.
23:05Starting in...
23:05Oh, it's Caesar.
23:06Caesar.
23:06Sorry, sorry.
23:07Oh, no, it's great.
23:07No, I'm trying to, like, lighten up a little bit
23:09when we have these business lunches.
23:10These conventions can be...
23:12This is your first or second?
23:14Second, actually.
23:15Yeah, I was at the last one,
23:16but I had to leave a little early.
23:18Yeah, yeah, absolutely.
23:19That won't happen.
23:20Hmm?
23:23When I left last time, a number of promotions were handed out.
23:28Gotcha.
23:28I had to leave because I was choking.
23:30Choking?
23:31And you know what?
23:31You can't choke everywhere.
23:35Geographically?
23:36Uh, anatomically.
23:38Oh!
23:39Well, great.
23:40We hope we keep you for the whole time.
23:41So Q3 is basically,
23:42we're looking at a trying to ramp up sales
23:46through a couple of different social portals.
23:50And video is going to be one component of that,
23:52but also...
23:54There's going to be one component of that,
23:56but we also are going to probably want to expand into...
24:04What?
24:05Didn't she say?
24:06Uh, fresh cracked pepper?
24:09For your salad?
24:10Oh, I'm fine, thank you.
24:11Just that Caesar's fine for me.
24:13For you?
24:13It comes with pepper on it.
24:14There's already pepper on it?
24:15There is some pepper mixed in with the dressing,
24:17but I have fresh cracked pepper.
24:18It's going to be a little more potent.
24:20That's okay.
24:21You sure you don't want something fresh cracked?
24:24Get a little on there.
24:25Yeah, I'll get it.
24:26Get a little.
24:26And I'll leave it here in pieces.
24:28All the big business dogs,
24:29they get the fresh pepper.
24:30Yeah, that's great.
24:31Building community in digital spaces
24:34with our likely clients.
24:37That's going to be another huge...
24:42It's okay.
24:43There's just more pepper than I was...
24:47I mean, 22 points.
24:50Better out than in, I always say.
24:51Yeah?
24:52Brennan.
24:53Yes?
24:53And Talia.
24:54For the last time in round two,
24:56the absolutely decrepit bachelor.
24:59I cannot believe...
25:01Yeah, we are here together
25:03on top of the Eiffel Tower.
25:04Growing up in Oklahoma,
25:06I just never thought that this would...
25:07I never thought...
25:09Can you...
25:10We're losing him.
25:12Can I...
25:12Can you...
25:13Yeah, totally.
25:15Okay.
25:17Where are we?
25:19France?
25:20Yes, we're in France.
25:22Take me to a Christian nation.
25:25If you pick me to meet your parents...
25:28My parents died in 1815.
25:32Well, who would I meet as your family members?
25:35My grandson is the richest oil baron
25:39in all of Central and South and North America.
25:45I just can't believe that we're here.
25:47I feel such a deep connection to you.
25:49Can you feel that?
25:51Beth, ever since the jacuzzi,
25:53I've felt our connection diminishing.
25:59A two-on-one point to the both of you.
26:02Which brings us to the last prompt of round two.
26:08Talia and Ellie.
26:11Every excuse someone gives to get out of a hang
26:14is, oh, not a problem at all.
26:16This was so fun.
26:18This was so fun.
26:19Oh, my God.
26:20Hey, next week, I'm...
26:22Wait, no, I haven't told you...
26:27Well, just because I love you
26:28and I love being with you.
26:29I do, too.
26:29I just saw the rabbits, you know?
26:31You just saw the rabbits?
26:32No, all my rabbits.
26:33Oh, all your rabbits.
26:35That's not a big deal.
26:36You can bring rabbits, actually, to this hang
26:38because it's an Easter hang.
26:40It's an egg hunt.
26:41Oh, my God.
26:42On Sunday...
26:43Oh, my God.
26:44...we're doing, like, a funny thing
26:45where we celebrate holidays
26:46not when they really are.
26:48Oh, my God.
26:48Wait, no, that's so fun.
26:50I would love to go.
26:52Sunday.
26:53There are a couple things floating around
26:54for next week.
26:55Like what? Name one thing.
26:56As long as it's not during the daylight.
26:59But I can do anything at night.
27:01It's actually...
27:01We're doing, like, these fluorescent eggs.
27:03So we're doing it past Sunday.
27:05So that's not even a problem.
27:06Oh, my God. Sunday, Sunday, Sunday.
27:09Lord's Day.
27:09Lord's Day.
27:10Yes!
27:11It's God's Day,
27:12so I'm going to be on the mountain.
27:15Which mountain?
27:17Sinai.
27:20You're going to be on Sinai?
27:21I'm going to be up in Sinai
27:23for the whole...
27:24That's fucking crazy
27:25because that's where we're doing the egg hunt.
27:28So that's not even a problem.
27:30You're kidding me.
27:31Well, because it's religious.
27:32You know, it's religious.
27:33A nighttime fluorescent egg hunt
27:36on Mount Sinai.
27:37Because if you do it in a city,
27:39then the city lights get in the way of the egg hunt.
27:42I guess I have to come clean.
27:43Come clean?
27:44I...
27:44What's going on?
27:46Are you okay?
27:46I'm honestly just a puppet.
27:51You're a puppet?
27:53I am actually...
27:55I am actually just a puppet.
27:58That's insane.
27:59I've never heard someone say that,
28:00but that's so perfect for Sunday
28:02because we're going to be doing a live puppet show.
28:07Give me a break.
28:1726 points that are just super wiped.
28:20I'm so sorry.
28:21Thanks anyway.
28:22That brings us to our final minigame.
28:26This is a little minigame
28:28that we like to call No Nonsense.
28:32How it works is I'm going to ask my players
28:34to enact a very serious scene.
28:36That's right, a scene
28:37that is not intended to get laughs.
28:39If they laugh,
28:41make each other laugh,
28:42or make our crew laugh,
28:43they will be buzzed out
28:44and have to go to the back of the line.
28:45Players, if I could please ask you
28:47to line up in two pairs of two.
28:49Oh, looks like we might need
28:51a fourth player for this.
28:53Hey!
28:56Oh, that's so cool.
29:00My friends!
29:01Friends!
29:03Wow.
29:05Brennan and Ali,
29:07if I could please ask you
29:08to come down
29:09and start a scene together.
29:10Players,
29:11you're leaping off point
29:12for this very serious scene.
29:14A career setback.
29:17Your review went up
29:18in front of the board
29:19and your pilot's license
29:21is going to be revoked.
29:22Is it because I ate
29:23all the food on the plane?
29:27Brennan,
29:27that's a big smile, my friend.
29:29Come on, man.
29:30That's a big smile.
29:32You're the pilot.
29:33We can't have you eating
29:34all the food on the plane,
29:35but I...
29:35It's like my wife
29:36froze all the credit cards.
29:38I don't know what
29:38I'm going to tell Teresa,
29:40my mother.
29:42Well, it sounds...
29:43Ali, that's too much of a joke.
29:45Serious scene.
29:47Serious scene.
29:48I don't know
29:48what I'm going to tell
29:49my mother, Teresa.
29:50This pains me
29:51as much as it pains you.
29:52Yeah.
29:53It's a little disheartening.
29:54Don't.
29:55Come on.
29:55We came up together.
29:57Because if you go,
29:58I'll go...
29:58What are you going to even do now?
29:59What do you do
30:00when you had it all
30:00and you can't have it anymore?
30:02I guess you work at Chipotle.
30:04That's a laugh line,
30:06my friend.
30:07Back to the line.
30:10I guess you work at Chipotle.
30:14Or Qdoba.
30:17Ali!
30:18God damn it!
30:20Serious scene.
30:21Serious scene.
30:23Or Qdoba.
30:25You don't think you want
30:26to stay in aviation?
30:27I mean,
30:28maybe not as a pilot,
30:29but as an air traffic
30:30control person
30:31or someone who works
30:32at the airport.
30:33I mean,
30:33something in your field.
30:34I don't think
30:34I can re-enter aviation.
30:36I think...
30:36You didn't crash the plane.
30:38Tell the higher-ups that.
30:39You don't think I tried?
30:40I don't know.
30:41You don't think
30:41I fucking went in there
30:43on my hands and knees
30:45to try to...
30:46Your...
30:47You...
30:48That's a laugh, Talia.
30:49It's too weird.
30:51You wanted this.
30:53No, I didn't want it.
30:54You're saying it's done
30:55because you fucking wanted it.
30:56No, I love it.
30:57I love it.
30:58This is who I am.
30:58I wouldn't do anything stupid
31:00to change that.
31:01It's just a thought.
31:02A perfectly wrapped
31:03American flag.
31:07And...
31:08That's a slap.
31:14Dave.
31:22God damn it!
31:24Seriously?
31:24Come on!
31:25You troll.
31:26Come on!
31:27You troll.
31:27Absolute troll.
31:28Well, and until we know
31:29what it is,
31:29we don't know if it's a joke
31:31or if it's serious.
31:32Talia.
31:32You just gave me the flag.
31:34Why is the cat
31:35suddenly in your arms?
31:36God damn it!
31:37Let's find out, shall we?
31:38I feel like I need to check
31:40on every aspect
31:40of your life right now.
31:46Absolutely not!
31:48I'm going to declare
31:48that the loser of that scene
31:49was Allie Beardsley
31:50for taking it the least seriously
31:52out of anybody on this stage.
31:54Jake, would you do me a favor
31:55and stick around for round three?
31:57Let's do it.
31:57Let's have four fun, man.
32:00That brings us to round three
32:02where our players
32:03will now hold hands
32:04and jump into the abyss
32:06together.
32:07Whee!
32:08Whee!
32:09Allie.
32:09Yes!
32:10Jacob.
32:11Brennan.
32:11Yes.
32:12Talia.
32:12Okay.
32:13Two truths
32:13and a friendship
32:14ruining truth.
32:16Okay, I just do not believe
32:18that you got a
32:19speeding ticket
32:20this morning.
32:22You know me too,
32:23I would have said something.
32:24I would have said something.
32:25Do you guys want to play
32:26a subtle variation
32:26on the game?
32:28Sure, yeah.
32:30I am an Aries.
32:31Okay.
32:32Okay.
32:33I have been to Singapore.
32:35Okay.
32:36And I have slept
32:38with every father
32:39of the people
32:40in this room.
32:43Two of these
32:44are truths
32:45and one
32:46is also a truth.
32:48We know
32:49when your birthday is.
32:50You just went
32:50to Singapore.
32:51Did you fuck my dad?
32:54Do you go on
32:55a one-on-one trip
32:56to Singapore
32:57with my dad?
32:58No.
32:59I went on
32:59a four-way trip
33:01to Singapore
33:01with all three
33:02of your dads.
33:03What?
33:04What the hell?
33:05What the hell?
33:06Wait, what?
33:06My dad said
33:07he couldn't help
33:07my mom
33:08with her
33:08surgery recovery.
33:10Your dad
33:11can't help
33:11your mom
33:11with much.
33:13This is a fun
33:14alteration
33:15of the normal thing.
33:16You know,
33:17two people
33:18can play this game.
33:19One,
33:19I used to play tuba.
33:21Two,
33:21I never graduated college.
33:23And three,
33:23I stole a figurine
33:24from your house.
33:25Wait,
33:25let me guess
33:26which one
33:26is the friendship
33:27ruining one.
33:28You said,
33:29you're doing
33:29the whole trip
33:30on the radio.
33:31Oh my God.
33:32So riddle me
33:34that, dad.
33:37Three points
33:38for you all
33:39except one of them
33:40is a lie
33:40and so two points
33:41for you all.
33:42And next up
33:44is a round
33:45Robin prop.
33:46Players,
33:47how this works is
33:47you're going to
33:48deliver these responses
33:49down the barrels
33:50of your respective
33:50cameras.
33:50You can go
33:51as many times
33:52as you like.
33:52Your prompt is
33:55awkward things
33:56to say
33:56at a high school
33:57reunion.
33:59I didn't attend
34:00this school.
34:03I have to say
34:04I'm surprised
34:05all of you
34:06are here.
34:07It appears
34:08my spells
34:09and incantations
34:12were not successful.
34:17No,
34:17they're fake.
34:20You can say it.
34:22It was a glow-up,
34:23right?
34:26Somebody say it.
34:28Hey, Sarah,
34:29I'm normal now.
34:33So good
34:33to be with you guys.
34:35It just feels like
34:36you can't really
34:36say anything anymore.
34:41Unemployed
34:42at the moment
34:43because I
34:44had the fucking
34:45gall to eat
34:45all the food
34:46on the plane.
34:49Look out there.
34:50That feels like
34:50a good spot for it.
34:51I can't believe
34:52it's been 20 points
34:54to you all.
34:55Which brings us
34:56to the last
34:57plot of our game?
34:59Shit, dang.
34:59It isn't so.
35:00We've had so much fun.
35:01Jake just got here.
35:02I'm just warming up.
35:03Next up,
35:04Ali.
35:04Jake.
35:05Brennan.
35:06And Talia.
35:07Okay.
35:08Gandalf is
35:09four drinks in
35:10trying to explain
35:11a party game
35:12to the hobbits.
35:14All right,
35:15you little bitches,
35:15listen up.
35:17Get the fucking
35:18cheeto dust
35:19out of your foot hair
35:20and listen to
35:21the real wizard.
35:22Let me tell you
35:23about wisest wizard.
35:24Here's how we play.
35:25Wait, you're trying
35:25to play a game
35:26right now?
35:27Let's just have
35:27a fucking good time.
35:28We're having
35:29a good time, Gandalf.
35:30We were all
35:31sort of like
35:32open, we were
35:32just like sort of
35:33chatting and
35:34like the conversation
35:34was going.
35:35Yeah, exactly.
35:37Bilbo Baggins,
35:38I am the conjurer
35:39of cheap tricks.
35:40If we don't play
35:41this party game,
35:42I'm going to cry.
35:43Okay.
35:43It's just like,
35:44what are you afraid
35:44of, Gandalf?
35:45I feel like guys
35:46who play games
35:46are just afraid
35:47of hanging out.
35:48Yeah.
35:49Fine, let's fucking,
35:49you want to fucking
35:50hang out?
35:50Let's hang out,
35:50whatever.
35:51I'm just going to
35:51take my old Toby,
35:57with too much mead.
35:59Hold on.
36:00There is something
36:01nearby.
36:02Think of dark
36:02and terrible power.
36:03What's this?
36:04Oh my God,
36:05a pamphlet,
36:06the rules to
36:06wisest wizards.
36:08Bilbo.
36:09Come on, Gand.
36:09Give fuck, Gand.
36:13How are you, man?
36:15What's been going
36:15on lately?
36:16What's going on
36:17with Gandalf?
36:18What games are you
36:19playing with yourself?
36:20Oh, uh-oh.
36:22I was born
36:24in the Undying Lands.
36:25I'm actually
36:26sort of a weird angel.
36:27I can't die.
36:29And my oldest brother
36:30turned evil.
36:31And my two youngest
36:32brothers,
36:32you don't even know.
36:33That's all true,
36:34but how do you feel
36:35about those things?
36:37I feel sort of
36:37like empty,
36:38like an empty
36:39can of ale.
36:41When you finish it,
36:42you tape another
36:42can of ale on top
36:44when you finish
36:44the next one.
36:45And then whoever
36:46gets the longest
36:47staff of taped
36:49together beer cans...
36:50No, no, no, no.
36:50No, it's a fun game!
36:51I'm telling you,
36:52it's a fucking fun game!
36:52You're trying to get us
36:53to play a fucking game
36:54right now!
36:55Eight points
36:57that arrive precisely
36:58when they mean to.
37:00Which brings us
37:02to the end
37:03of our show.
37:05Our winner tonight...
37:06Okay.
37:07Okay.
37:08Okay.
37:09Okay.
37:10Allie Beardsley.
37:12Wow!
37:12Allie,
37:14you are the recipients
37:16of the coveted
37:18Golden Ear.
37:20Golden Ear.
37:22Wow!
37:23That does it for us
37:24here at Make Some Noise.
37:25Tune in next time
37:26for more of
37:26The Game Samer.
37:27I'm Sam Reich,
37:28and that sounds
37:28pretty good to me.
37:29Good night.
37:29Good night.
37:30Good night.
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