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01:04thought no one was looking.
01:05Don't play dumb with me!
01:08Oh my goodness.
01:09I wasn't expecting that to go out of Eric's mouth.
01:19The Neighborhood Watch.
01:23You are currently-
01:24The Neighborhood Watch is currently being recorded.
01:29Hello.
01:30Hello.
01:31Hello.
01:33Hello.
01:34Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
01:39Pop, we get a packet.
01:41What's this?
01:42It's body wash.
01:44For my penis and my boobies?
01:45Yes, for my penis and my boobies.
01:49A dad is teaching his son to play a VR game.
01:54You got it?
01:54Yeah.
01:56Okay, nice.
01:56It looks so easy.
01:57Good.
01:58Good.
01:59Get this guy out of here.
02:00Go get it!
02:01Go!
02:01Oh!
02:03Okay.
02:04These boys don't realize that their security camera has...
02:09...anti-tampering features.
02:10I'm so crazy.
02:13Ew.
02:14Oh, my God.
02:15Oh, my God.
02:16Oh, my God.
02:18Oh, my God.
02:19Oh, my God.
02:21Oh, my God.
02:24Oh, my God.
02:26Oh, my God.
02:28Oh, my God.
02:29Oh, my God.
02:31Oh, I don't.
02:33A little girl.
02:34A little girl is practicing baseball in her front yard.
02:39Oh, my God.
02:41Oh, my God.
02:43Oh, my God.
02:44Oh, my God.
02:45Oh, my God.
02:47Oh, my God.
02:48Oh, my God.
02:49Oh, my God.
02:50Oh, my God.
02:51Oh, my God.
02:52Oh, my God.
02:54Oh, my God.
02:55Hi.
02:56Say, I met you, Daddy.
02:57I met you, Daddy.
02:59Give me a chance.
02:59Oh
03:04I love you daddy
03:06Bye
03:06Bye
03:07Bye
03:07Bye
03:07Bye
03:09Bye
03:11Bye
03:12Bye
03:13Bye
03:14Bye
03:19This dad in Missouri is about to get caught in the act
03:24Dad
03:26Dad
03:27I know that slime
03:29You're gonna touch mom's butt
03:32I know
03:34I know that smile
03:36I know that smile
03:37I have no idea what you're talking about
03:39I know that smile
03:40Don't play dumb with me
03:44We both are a very affectionate couple
03:47I almost always will
03:49Pat her butt every time we walk by
03:51Or anything like that
03:52If she's cooking or anything like that
03:53I'll come up
03:54And be like
03:55What you cooking
03:56And kiss her on the cheek
03:57And slap her butt
03:58And stuff like that
03:59I know that smile
04:01You're gonna touch mom's butt
04:03Ha ha ha
04:04So I wanted to go get honey
04:06At the farmer's market
04:07And I sit down on the
04:09The steps
04:10And he's putting on my shoes
04:11Dad
04:12You're gonna touch mom's butt
04:14When she came back
04:15I'm like
04:16Oh hi babe
04:17And gave her a kiss
04:18And patted her butt again
04:19He's all like
04:19And he like looked at me
04:20And pointed at me
04:21And he always does the
04:22He always
04:23He always does the little thing
04:24With his eyes
04:25Just like
04:26Yeah
04:27So he's all like
04:28I'm watching you dad
04:29You may not think it
04:30But I'm watching you
04:31I have no idea
04:34What you're talking about
04:35Don't play dumb with me
04:38Ha ha ha
04:39I have no clue
04:40Where he gets
04:41Some of the phrases
04:42He gets
04:43We call it his 80 year
04:44Old man comment
04:45Don't play dumb with me
04:47Yeah
04:48Ha ha ha
04:49Yeah
04:49Tell him you're not
04:50Gonna touch my butt
04:51I'm not gonna touch her butt
04:53Okay
04:54Okay
04:55I know that smile
04:56You're gonna touch
04:58Her butt
04:59No it's just bright out
05:00The sun
05:01It's making me
05:02Squint
05:03The smile that my dad did when he was
05:08Was just wiggling
05:09It was my face
05:11Ha ha ha
05:13He gets like a little
05:15A little like curve
05:16Right here
05:17He has a pretty
05:18Mischievous look
05:19And
05:20It's pretty identifiable
05:21Because Aries has it too
05:23Oh my god
05:24The sun
05:25It's making me
05:26Squint
05:27A little
05:28It
05:28It makes me laugh even more
05:29Because the sun is behind me
05:31When I'm saying it
05:32That's pretty much
05:33What it is
05:34Is we can't get anything past Aries
05:36I feel like I'm defending myself against him all
05:38The time
05:39He's the police of the house
05:40Pretty much
05:41Don't give me two
05:42No
05:43I think we found the butt slapping police
05:45You're gonna touch me
05:48Mom's butt
05:51A toddler is in a
05:53Mischievous mood
05:58Mom
05:59Mom
06:00Mom
06:01Mom
06:02Mom
06:03You
06:08Honey?
06:13All right.
06:18Holly?
06:23Where'd you go?
06:25It's crazy!
06:28Someone in this dog's family left in prison.
06:33Important papers out in the open.
06:38No! My homework!
06:40No! My homework! No!
06:43This is my homework!
06:45No! My homework!
06:47This is my homework!
06:48This is my homework!
06:50This is my homework!
06:52This is my homework!
06:53This is my homework!
06:58I'm not a homework!
07:00I'm not a homework!
07:02I'm not a homework!
07:03I'm not a homework!
07:05I'm not a homework!
07:07I'm not a homework!
07:08I'm not a homework!
07:10I'm not a homework!
07:12I'm not a homework!
07:13I'm not a homework!
07:15I'm not a homework!
07:17I'm not a homework!
07:18Shhh!
07:19Thanks!
07:20Thanks!
07:21I'll take that as hardy!
07:23I'm not a homework!
07:25You are currently being recorded!
07:28A boy playing in his yard makes a destructive decision.
07:33I'm not a homework!
07:34No!
07:35No!
07:38You can click on me!
07:39Always take a look!
07:40I wanna take pictures!
07:41I want a algorithms to progress!
07:42Also, Mmm!
07:44I'm not a Eating Don Soap!
07:46It's Ian.
07:47I'm not a homework!
07:48And it gets nailed with this?
07:49I!
07:52I like you!
07:53I'm not aד vessel,
07:55Momente肌!
07:57It's your work!
07:59You're working!
08:01I know you're working!
08:03If Love irgendwann game work!
08:07100% are asrudis!
08:07Are you okay?
08:12This Californian kid is...
08:17...namelessly throwing rocks.
08:22I don't know.
08:24I don't know.
08:26I don't know.
08:27I don't know.
08:31I don't know.
08:32I don't know.
08:34I don't know.
08:37I don't know.
08:39I don't know.
08:41Oh my gosh.
08:42I don't know.
08:44I don't know.
08:46I don't know.
08:47I don't know.
08:48Recording.
08:52Aww!
08:58Ah!
08:57Look at Andy, put that freaking thing down.
09:02Yeah, yeah.
09:05Look at Andy.
09:07Look at Andy.
09:12Look at Andy.
09:17Oh my God, please open the door.
10:01.
10:06I'm not too intolerant.
10:11Oh, that was horrid.
10:14Oh my god.
10:16Oh my god.
10:21This dad in Maryland has left his coffee unattended.
10:26I don't believe you're a coffee.
10:31Oh my god.
10:33Oh my god.
10:35Oh my god.
10:36Oh my god.
10:37Oh my god.
10:38Oh my god.
10:39Oh my god.
10:41We were in COVID and I had just had a baby so it was like chaotic and we were-
10:46Stuck at home.
10:47Yeah.
10:48And Drew was potty training.
10:49So I was concentrating on laying stones out-
10:51Fixated on what I was doing, I heard him say something to me and I gave him-
10:56Yeah, okay bud.
10:57That's fine.
10:58Then it kind of started to register to me that he-
11:01He just said, dad I pee and coffee in the same sentence.
11:04I don't need you.
11:05I don't need you.
11:06That's exactly the moment it clicked.
11:08When I looked down and I saw dribble-
11:11Rolls around the cup.
11:12Then that's when those series of words really clicked in my head of-
11:16What he was trying to tell me is, dad I peed in your coffee.
11:19And I said-
11:21I said to him, Truett, did you pee in daddy's coffee?
11:25And he kind of-
11:26I had that look of any kid did like he didn't know if he was in trouble or if he did good.
11:30And you know-
11:31Yeah, I think he thought he did good.
11:32He would like-
11:33I think he really did.
11:34He thought like, yes I did it.
11:35Yeah, I think-
11:36He was definitely proud of himself.
11:37Yeah.
11:38We were just happy he wasn't going in his pants.
11:40Yeah.
11:41So-
11:41Anywhere other than the pants was good with us.
11:43Obviously the coffee cup wasn't like the ideal spot.
11:46Yeah.
11:46No.
11:47No.
11:48Considering it was my drink.
11:49Yeah.
11:50But I dumped the coffee out, took that mug in-
11:51I gave it a quick rinse, put it in the dishwasher, and got myself a different coffee cup.
11:55One with a-
11:56And we'll live after that.
11:57Great, buddy.
11:58We-
11:59Great, buddy.
12:00We-
12:01We'll see you next time.
12:02Bye.
12:03Bye.
12:04Bye.
12:05Bye.
12:06Bye.
12:07Bye.
12:08Bye.
12:09Bye.
12:10Bye.
12:11Bye.
12:16Bye.
12:17Bye.
12:21Bye.
12:23Bye.
12:27Bye.
12:28Bye.
12:29Bye.
12:30Bye.
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12:56Bye.
12:57Bye.
12:58Bye.
12:59Bye.
13:00Bye.
13:01Bye.
13:01Bye.
13:06Bye.
13:11Bye.
13:16Bye.
13:17In Florida, a boy has some advice for his younger brother.
13:21You wanna know how to woo all the girls?
13:23Huh?
13:24You wanna know how to woo all the girls?
13:26Huh?
13:27You wanna know how to woo all the girls?
13:28You wanna know how to woo all the girls?
13:29You wanna know how to woo all the girls?
13:30Huh?
13:31You wanna know how to woo all the girls?
13:32One and his older brothers.
13:33And he was just so confused when I asked him.
13:34I had to ask him like three or four times.
13:36Wanna know how to woo all the girls?
13:38Hmm.
13:39Hit him with the, hit him with the backband.
13:41Hit him with the food.
13:45Play.
13:46It started at school.
13:47I was really big on Michael Jackson and I was thinking of his life.
13:51Like toes up during the Billie Jean concert.
13:54So I tried to recreate that.
13:56And I just like, my back just went all the way back and I just like wanted to show him.
14:00Jackson and EJ.
14:01They spend a lot of time together at home.
14:03They joke around a lot.
14:04He's a great big brother.
14:06He's four years younger than me.
14:08He kind of looks up to me, I feel.
14:11Hey, wanna know how to woo all the girls?
14:13Huh?
14:14He was like, what the heck?
14:16Yeah, I was just, I just busted it out regardless of if he was aware.
14:21Yeah.
14:22Yeah.
14:23Yeah.
14:24Yeah.
14:26That's great.
14:27At first, I heard my mom put it through Facebook.
14:31Now.
14:31I was kind of like, oh, bummer.
14:32Facebook is like an old person app.
14:34Oh my God.
14:35And then.
14:36I saw it on a bunch of social media platforms.
14:38I was like, oh my gosh, I'm kind of like famous.
14:41That's the first year I got a girlfriend.
14:43So I guess you could say it worked, but.
14:46I'm single right now.
14:47I don't have any type of girlfriend.
14:51You were excited to give me your number just now, right?
14:55Yeah.
14:56Wow.
14:57I do think Jackson's going to be here with the lady.
15:01Cause I think he already is.
15:02I think he doesn't tell me a lot.
15:04And I think AJ's going to be a hit with the girls too.
15:06He's handsome.
15:07And AJ, are you interested in knowing how to rule the girls?
15:11Not really, no.
15:16What?
15:17A mob in Denver is busy preparing dinner.
15:21Go!
15:22Go!
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17:40No!
17:41Ah!
17:42Good frickin' .
17:45What are you doing?
17:46What are you doing?
17:47What are you doing?
17:48What are you doing?
17:49Oh my god.
17:50You're not allowed in it.
17:52Good thing Captain America was here.
17:55Oh my god.
17:56Oh my god.
17:57Oh my god.
17:58Oh my god.
18:00Oh my god.
18:01I forgot it was early day.
18:02I forgot the kids at school.
18:05Oh my god.
18:06Oh my god.
18:07Oh my god.
18:08Okay.
18:10This dad put down his phone to work on his truck.
18:13Oh my god.
18:15Oh my god.
18:16Oh my god.
18:17Oh my god.
18:18Oh my god.
18:20Oh my god.
18:21Oh my god.
18:22Got it.
18:23Got it.
18:24Got it.
18:25Hey, don't scratch my truck dude, don't scratch my truck.
18:30Let's catch it.
18:35Woo!
18:40Let's catch it.
18:45Let's catch it.
18:50These girls are returning a board game.
18:53Well, let's put it right here.
18:55Hello?
18:56Hello?
18:57Oh, hello?
18:58Hello?
18:59What are you doing?
19:00Oh, we are just returning this.
19:02Oh, okay.
19:03You can do it on the table if you're done playing with it.
19:07Okay.
19:08Do you want to sleep it on your doorstep or on the table?
19:12Either way.
19:14That's fine.
19:15Bye-ya.
19:16Bye.
19:17Bye.
19:18Bye.
19:19Bye.
19:20Bye.
19:21Bye.
19:22Bye.
19:23Bye.
19:25Bye.
19:27Bye.
19:28Bye.
20:06Come on.
20:07Come on.
20:08Come on.
20:09Come on.
20:11Come on.
20:15Okay.
20:16Luke, you stop.
20:17Luke, you're gonna fall.
20:19Come on.
20:20Come on.
20:21Come on.
20:23This team...
20:24Jane is inflating her volleyball.
20:30There we go.
20:31Three, three.
20:32Oh!
20:34Oh!
20:35Oh!
20:36Oh!
20:37Oh!
20:38Oh!
20:39Oh!
20:39Oh!
20:40Jesus!
20:43Wait.
20:44Wait, wait, wait.
20:44You're buster.
20:45Oh!
20:46This is gonna rock.
20:47Oh!
20:48This is gonna rock.
20:49Lost out.
20:50Keep it outside.
20:51Oh!
20:52Oh!
20:53Sorry!
20:54Oh!
20:55You okay?
20:56Yeah.
20:57Oh!
20:58Oh!
20:59Oh!
21:00Wow.
21:01Sure the ring caught that one.
21:02Oh!
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21:19Aw!
21:20Oh!
21:24Mammy! Mammy! Mammy! Mammy!
21:29Mammy!
21:34Mammy!
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