00:00Cinemark, Missouri City. I've enjoyed that one a couple of times.
00:04What's that?
00:05The theater.
00:06Okay.
00:07From a texter, base power text line.
00:10Changed their menu. Got rid of the best menu item, the loaded buffalo fries.
00:16Ruined my Scream 7 movie experience.
00:21Scream 7.
00:23Had a hell of an opening weekend at the box office.
00:26Did it really?
00:27It did.
00:27I didn't know Screams were still going.
00:29Hell, I didn't know there were six.
00:30I got to be honest.
00:33I don't think I would look up on that board and think,
00:38I'm about to grab these buffalo fries here.
00:42Come on, you snuck two Whoppers in, bro.
00:44Well, I know what I'm getting into with the Whoppers.
00:46I'm just saying, like, Buffalo, like, when I go to the theater,
00:49when I go to a place like the movie theater,
00:52when you know who's back there making it,
00:53you know how it's probably coming in packaged.
00:56Mm-hmm.
00:57I'm going for the ones that I know when I'm getting my hands on.
01:01Now, maybe if it's one of those ones where you sit and they bring you the meal,
01:05this one.
01:05But if I'm walking through, this is nachos, this is popcorn.
01:09Yeah, I'm with you.
01:10Hot dog.
01:11Maybe a dog.
01:12And drink.
01:13Yeah, you can't trust them pimple-faced teenagers to make some good buffalo fries.
01:17They've got, oh, we've got macaroni bites.
01:20Pass.
01:21Text line coming in.
01:22Maybe mozzarella sticks.
01:24Maybe.
01:25Maybe.
01:26I don't know.
01:27But, like, yeah, they're going, like, the sliders, nah.
01:31I don't think so.
01:32I don't know that I've ever, I'm not a movie guy.
01:34I don't know that I've been to too many movie theaters that went beyond the first line of defense that
01:40you mentioned.
01:41There are some that get aggressive.
01:43There are some that are really trying to perk up their menus.
01:47There's some sliders.
01:48I saw some chicken sliders once on one going up there and order them.
01:51Okay.
01:53If I was real hungry, I'd venture.
01:54Would you?
01:55I'd stay to the matter of fact.
01:58Yeah, I mean, I'm a candy popcorn, maybe nachos.
02:03Just like when I go to, if I go to a pub.
02:05Okay.
02:06Beer?
02:07Beer.
02:08Hamburger.
02:09Oh, oh, food, yeah, yeah.
02:11Hamburger.
02:12Hmm.
02:13Not getting, I see the ribs on the menu, not getting them.
02:15I see any kind of.
02:17What about the fish and chips?
02:18Nah, maybe.
02:20Maybe.
02:21If it's an Irish pub?
02:21Maybe it's an Irish pub.
02:23But I'm strictly burger, that's where I'm going.
02:26Anything, anything that got off the beaten path, like, oh, they got pizza there.
02:30Nah, I'll pass.
02:31Okay.
02:32I may just miss my blessing on that one.
02:34But, yeah, movie theater, yeah, man, popcorn, nachos, that's rock and roll.
02:39I think you should just get your favorite meal.
02:41I think just get your favorite fast food meal on your way, stuff in your pockets and go on in.
02:46I'm telling you, man.
02:47Go, hey, go work a dollar menu.
02:49Tyler, you go ahead and you order, you go to Taco Bell, you go get your five.
02:54That's easy to carry in, too.
02:56Get you a couple of soft tacos.
02:58You may have some lettuce and cheese remnants in your pockets.
03:01Got to have them cinnamon twists.
03:02No, you do not.
03:03Stop, man.
03:04I have a sweet tooth.
03:05You're keeping the cinnamon twists alive.
03:07Hey, you could definitely get you a burrito or one of them soft tacos and a couple of them in
03:11each pocket.
03:12I think I put a burrito in the pocket for a movie before, yeah.
03:16I mean, I'd be nervous as hell.
03:18Y'all are, I mean, y'all are criminals.
03:22Criminals.
03:23This pricing on food at theaters is criminal.
03:26Agreed.
03:26Agreed.
03:27Two wrongs don't make a right, Tyler.
03:29It sure does.
03:31It ruins jackets.
03:33They're getting over?
03:33I'm getting over, okay?
03:35Yeah, suck it.
03:36I figure it's like speed.
03:38Going out there, going 80.
03:41Only five over.
03:43Yeah.
03:44I didn't bring the fries in.
03:46I bought the drink from there.
03:48Shoot, I brought a flasso of liquor into a movie theater before.
03:51Oh, I've done that, too.
03:52Oh, yeah, that's easy.
03:53Oh, yeah.
03:54Pour it in your cup zero.
03:54Even the ones that sell liquor.
03:56Yeah.
03:56Hell with that.
03:57No, I'm not spending it.
03:58No.
03:58If it's something they don't sell, I could get it.
04:01No, that's not.
04:02I mean, you're buying something.
04:03You're doing them a favor of buying something to mix your drink in with something that they
04:06don't offer, so that's a little different.
04:08No, they-
04:09Something about just sneaking random food in.
04:11They offer whiskey.
04:13It's just a little bit of a high offer.
04:14Yeah.
04:15Oh, do they?
04:15Yeah, they offer whiskey.
04:17They can get a drink.
04:18I just choose to bring in maybe a couple of air paint bottles.
04:22Yeah.
04:23Yeah.
04:24I'll show you a little less.
04:24They sell whiskey at most of the spots I go to, too, but it's mid-level whiskey at high-level
04:29prices.
04:29And again, I want to say that this is something that I have gotten better in.
04:34No, no, it's not.
04:35You're proud of it.
04:36You are proud of it.
04:37I mean, you're proud of it like it happened yesterday.
04:39I have not brought in outside food in a movie theater pre-pandemic.
04:44Well past it.
04:45Okay?
04:45So, like, well past it.
04:47But this was something.
04:49This was something that I think-
04:50You mean you haven't done it post-pandemic?
04:52Yeah.
04:53I was going to say, well before it is the last time I did it.
04:55Well before it.
04:57A couple weeks?
04:59No, well, I didn't like the theater.
05:01I would go, I would hit matinees during the day by myself.
05:04I like to go by myself.
05:06I love doing that.
05:07I used to have, my other job, I used to have a day off in the week.
05:11In the week.
05:11And I would, and I would go.
05:13Get in there.
05:16I mean, maybe a McChicken in one pocket.
05:19It's kind of nice, right?
05:21Maybe a double in the other.
05:22Like watching a movie at the theater by yourself.
05:25There's something about it that's just kind of lovely.
05:27And this was, this was smack dab in the fat year.
05:30So yeah, I was, I was getting, I was getting a popcorn.
05:33There's not.
05:34With my sandwich.
05:34He's over here talking about sneaking sandwiches in in each pocket.
05:37Buy himself a movie theater.
05:39And I would buy.
05:40And you're going to get the popcorn.
05:40And you're going, there's something nice about it, ain't it?
05:42It was, man.
05:43It was like my own, it was, it was, we were four or five deep in the theater.
05:47I would, I would do, I would go by.
05:49There was a, there was a McDonald's.
05:51Get to the McDonald's.
05:52Get, there was a gas station.
05:53I would get my king.
05:53He mapped it out.
05:55I get my, what is the king size peanut M&M's so I can pour in my popcorn.
06:00Get my little large.
06:01So you cheated with the, with the M&M's too?
06:03Yeah.
06:03I got the M&M's in the pocket.
06:04I like, I like smart.
06:06Yep.
06:06I like that in there.
06:07Cause them M&M's in there, man.
06:08They cost triple what I was going to pay.
06:11I'm not paying a damn six, $7 M&M.
06:14It's that small box.
06:15Hell no.
06:16There's only 24 of them in there.
06:17I got a, I got a king size.
06:19You got a king size.
06:20With peanuts.
06:20Pour that in there.
06:22You got to have the heart.
06:23Look at the guy down the road.
06:24One, one, one, one, two, one, two, one, two, one, two, one, two, one, two, man.
06:27Man, he's so smart, man.
06:28He stopped.
06:28He loaded up for you.
06:29You got here, didn't you, bud?
06:30Yep.
06:31Text line coming in.
06:31Vodka in the water bottle.
06:32There you go.
06:33Have some fun, guys.
06:36I told you how much, I told you how much we saved.
06:38We went to the Kentucky Derby.
06:41You cheated at the Kentucky Derby?
06:42Oh, God.
06:43Yeah.
06:43The infield.
06:44I didn't know anything about it.
06:46Went two years in a row.
06:47Had some real veterans.
06:48This was college.
06:49Real veterans.
06:50Two years in a row, Tyler.
06:52These guys had it mapped out.
06:53Go to the infield, but they, these drinks were expensive as hell, especially for college.
06:57I only imagine what those were.
06:58So we would, we, they would get Ziploc bags and Justin had the vodka.
07:05I had the gin or the, and then the whiskey.
07:08And you tape it to you, tape it to your legs underneath.
07:12And then we'd all order drinks and in the middle, in the infield.
07:18What you got?
07:18What you got?
07:19I got.
07:19How'd you get it out?
07:20Whiskey.
07:21Well, I just pulled it out.
07:22Once you get an infield, it's a bunch of people in there.
07:24Now it's a crowd.
07:25They're not, they're not watching.
07:27But these people taught, these people taught us.
07:29There were some blue, there were some Kentucky veterans that taught us this.
07:32So again, y'all are using two and sometimes three different clippers to shave your body,
07:36but you're pulling, you're pulling whiskey out of a plastic bag that's been taped to
07:41your leg, your inner thigh, inside leg.
07:43And more importantly, from other people's inner thighs, I'm okay with it.
07:48I'm a one clipper guy.
07:49No, this, this is not even close to that.
07:51Not we're close to that.
07:53This was back in the time we were also playing beer pong and just washing the ball in a water
07:58cup and then drinking and drinking the beer out of the cup, which is the most disgusting
08:04thing I've ever done in my life.
08:07All right.
08:08Coming up.
08:09Kentucky Derby whiskey.
08:10Sorry, guys.
08:11I was going to tell you about how Alfred Shingun sucks a kid, but we'll do that a little bit
08:16later.
08:16That'll come up in a bit.
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