00:00So, question of the day, which got interrupted by a trade yesterday.
00:04Which I was fine with.
00:05Yeah.
00:06You are familiar with one Reuben Bain.
00:09I am.
00:09And his tiny little gator arms.
00:11Little bitty arms.
00:12Yeah.
00:13He runs and he runs his hands around.
00:14I feel like we should be careful about the way we talk about him.
00:17Not even if he's a Texan, just if you see him in these streets, man.
00:20Those little baby arms, they might catch him.
00:22Hey, baby arms, what's happening?
00:23Hey, baby arms.
00:25All right, so what's a characteristic that is a red flag?
00:28Much like his short arms are a red flag for some teams.
00:31So, you're saying like just out in society?
00:33No matter where.
00:34Girls, friends, however, it's up to you.
00:37Just a characteristic that is a red flag.
00:38I've got one.
00:40If a girl has a messy car.
00:44That's a lot of women, man.
00:46A messy, dirty car.
00:48Messy, like bad mess.
00:50Not a mom.
00:50I'm listening because that's not what I thought of.
00:52Not a mom because moms are allowed to have messy SUVs, especially if you've got multiple kids.
00:57It's like my ex-wife used to drive a Suburban with three baby seats.
01:01What are you going to do?
01:02And we would find pieces of pretzel in the tracks of the seats underneath the seat.
01:07Like that pretzel would have to grow legs and walk into this.
01:10So, I'm talking about single women.
01:12Yeah, yeah.
01:12If you're a single woman and you drive a super, like your car is a disaster on the inside.
01:17Yeah.
01:17Because I think that says something about how you might take care of yourself.
01:21I think that's a great point.
01:22Yes, it's just a red flag.
01:24But you know what's funny?
01:24I feel like with women, it ends up being the inverse of men.
01:27Generally, of course, there's a generalization where dudes can sometimes have messy houses
01:31but keep their car clean.
01:32Yep.
01:33I feel like women do the inverse where the house will be relatively clean and then the
01:37car will be messy.
01:38Okay.
01:38I don't know.
01:39I don't know.
01:40So, it's not a red flag for you?
01:41I don't think so because it feels like it's more prevalent.
01:44And I feel like if we're giving everybody a red flag, how red is the flag actually?
01:47You know what I mean?
01:48Yeah.
01:48I'm married to a neat freak with everything that she does.
01:52Yeah.
01:52Yeah.
01:53So, there's that.
01:53I think for as much criticism as men get for not being good listeners and it's all drilled
02:00into our head, which is that it's accurate to a certain degree, that you got to be really
02:05careful and also flip that back around and realize, hey, if you're sitting there practicing
02:10being a good listener and it's just a nonstop stream of about her life and everything, that,
02:16yeah, what are you doing?
02:18What am I doing?
02:19What am I doing?
02:19What am I dating the worst version of myself here?
02:22No, it goes both ways.
02:24That ties in with mine, Seth.
02:26The one, and, you know, women talk more than men, I think, generally speaking, again, but
02:30won't shut up.
02:32Yeah.
02:32Just will not shut up.
02:35Like, you go, what's going on?
02:36And then 20 minutes later, you're still, like, nodding your head with a glassy look
02:41on your face.
02:42That's a good one.
02:43I mean, just do, does not stop talking.
02:46Yeah, you're like, I'm trying to listen.
02:47I'm trying to be a good listener.
02:48Are you, at some point, going to ask me something about myself or anything?
02:54Yeah.
02:54My problem about when I attempt to be a good listener, and not just with Amy, but in conversations
02:59in general, is that in the moment, I'm like, boy, I'm being a really good listener
03:04right now, and I'm getting caught up in how good a listener I'm being, and I'm not listening
03:08to what the person's saying.
03:09Oh, I don't know.
03:10You know what I mean?
03:10I'm, like, just thinking to myself, I'm like, boy, I'm doing a really good job of just staying
03:14quiet and listening right now, and then next thing I know, I'm like, I've been sitting
03:17here giving myself props, and I don't know what they just said right now.
03:20That's right.
03:21Yep.
03:21Teeth is another one.
03:23Teeth.
03:23Just generally.
03:24Yeah.
03:24Having them.
03:25Color of teeth.
03:26Straightness of teeth.
03:27Shape of teeth.
03:28Shape of teeth.
03:28Yeah, like, teeth that are kind of mangled.
03:31I mean, just do a puddle effort in.
03:33Or just some kind of teeth.
03:34Teeth being involved in something that shouldn't have teeth involved.
03:37Well, that too.
03:38That too.
03:39Is that what you mean?
03:40That is definitely a deal breaker.
03:42Not just deals, actually, but yes, it is definitely a deal breaker.
03:46But, you know, like, just go to the dentist, man.
03:48Just straighten them out a little bit.
03:50Just go to the dentist.
03:52It's an orthodontist.
03:53Embraces cost a lot of money.
03:55Yeah, well.
03:56We had a rookie once.
03:57With or without insurance.
03:58When I was in Jacksonville once, we had this rookie, this kid from Canada, and it was like,
04:03he was like, like, he was raised by wolves or something.
04:07He had, you could see the plaque on his teeth.
04:10Like, the buildup of, he had horrible, horrible breath.
04:13And, like, you could see it.
04:15It was built up on the front of his teeth.
04:17It wasn't just like he had yellow teeth or something.
04:20Sometimes people can't do anything about that.
04:22But he had, you could see the plaque, and it stunk, to the point where one of the veterans
04:27took him, like, forced him to go to the dentist, took him to his personal dentist, and it changed
04:32the kid's life.
04:33Took out a jackhammer and just started chipping the plaque off.
04:36That was a visit.
04:36That was a visit.
04:37Yeah.
04:37Yeah.
04:38It was like that Dumb and Dumber with the scene where they're grinding Harry's toenails.
04:43Yeah.
04:43Except they were doing it with his teeth.
04:46Doing it on a kid's teeth.
04:47Yeah.
04:47In the NFL.
04:48Oh, that's nasty.
04:49It is.
04:49That is nasty.
04:50To move away from that nastiness, by the way, Sean, somebody says on the text line,
04:54you should connect with the kids utilizing pop culture references.
04:57Yeah, I'm going to, I'm going to, although I feel like you're just going to hit them
05:00with Sopranos, and you're just going to be sadly disappointed.
05:02Let me tell you about the Sopranos and Seinfeld.
05:04Yeah, exactly.
05:05Exactly.
05:06Exactly.
05:06Kids, get out there and line up like Jon Snow in the Battle of the Bastards as you go catch
05:11your, your cattle.
05:13Yeah, I'm watching some, some calf scrambles too, and forget, forget my advice about the
05:17wall.
05:18They don't get close enough to the wall on a lot of these.
05:20Sometimes they do.
05:21Sometimes they do.
05:22Yeah.
05:22Sometimes they do.
05:22Yeah.
05:23All right.
05:23I'm watching a second one now where they are near the wall.
05:25Yeah.
05:25I like that you went to the tape.
05:27This is, I don't think they're looking for me to give advice on how to do it.
05:31I think they're just, you know, looking for me to inspire the youth.
05:34Is this not on the main, is this in one of the arenas or is this in NRG stadium?
05:39Oh, it's in NRG.
05:39See, I think the ones in NRG that the, you don't have as much of a chance to isolate in
05:44one
05:44near the wall versus in the arenas.
05:46There's a lot more opportunity.
05:48And someone asked me, are you the one that's the ceremonial gate opener for the cattle?
05:52I think that's one of the main volunteers.
05:54That's not me.
05:55I still, the, the, the closest person I've seen to us do that is Mark Vandermeer.
06:00Did it at one of the rodeo sessions last year.
06:03He got to open the gate and let the cattle run free till they get caught.
06:07I'm watching calf scrambles too, by the way.
06:11Is there a person running around with an iPhone filming things down there?
06:15Oh, somebody's getting dragged.
06:16Yeah.
06:17That won't be me.
06:18I promise you that.
06:19I'm not getting anywhere near the road.
06:20Patience.
06:21Patience.
06:21Don't go out sprinting like, you know, hair's on fire.
06:25Yep.
06:25Yep.
06:25If she owns Dallas Cowboys, anything deal breaker.
06:30That's actually good.
06:31That's pretty good.
06:31All right.
06:32I don't want to steal.
06:32I don't want to cannibalize that segment with you guys.
06:35All right.
06:36We're done.
06:36We're out of time.
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06:39Seth antibodies to you, my friend.
06:41Oh, antibodies and have fun breaking in those cowboy boots.
06:45Yeah.
06:46You know, they're comfortable.
06:48I, I, the ones I bought, the guy was asking me and he said, I, he said, what's important?
06:52I said, comfort.
06:53Yeah.
06:53And so they broke them in for me a little at the store too.
06:56Squirt toe?
06:56I'm good to go.
06:57Huh?
06:58Squirt toe?
06:58Uh, yeah.
07:00Squirt toe, squirt and kind of, and flatter than a normal cowboy.
07:03You're supposed to wrap them around a baseball and then put it under your pillow.
07:07That's not true.
07:07If I remember the way.
07:08That sounds not right.
07:09Stop it.
07:10Yeah.
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