00:00Can I feed you?
00:01Can you feed me?
00:03Look at the collab of the century.
00:05There's a burger.
00:05There's a burger.
00:07This is, like, too TikTok-y for me.
00:09Welcome back to Dirt with Danny.
00:10My name is Danny Jackal.
00:11Tonight, I'm in Old Town Scottsdale, and I'm going to be asking people, what's your worst breakup story?
00:15Speaking of breakup, it's time to break up with that overpriced, low-quality, good-for-nothing burger
00:18and choose the All-American Smasher from Sonic instead.
00:21The All-American Sonic Smasher is the burger you deserve.
00:24Premium quality at a fast food price.
00:26So make sure to get your $6 All-American Sonic Smasher meal from Sonic today.
00:31Plus, it comes with fries and a drink.
00:33I mean, that's a steal.
00:34Enjoy the video.
00:35What is your worst breakup story?
00:37I don't break up with girls.
00:38They ghost me.
00:39What is your worst breakup story?
00:41I broke up with him on my iPad, and my friends were there, and he cried.
00:45What is your worst breakup story?
00:47I invited my girl to an Airbnb I rented.
00:50Had a bunch of roses planned out, like little petals on the floor step to the bedroom.
00:54Okay.
00:54And she was like, there's another guy.
00:58This is like mid-rose petals on the floor.
01:00Mid-rose petals.
01:01And she like stopped mid-track.
01:03And I was like, I stopped mid-track because I was following her to the bedroom.
01:06And I was like, please.
01:07Oh, God.
01:07Like you thought you were about to get lucky and you got actually f***ed in a different way.
01:11She really ruined my life.
01:12Since you couldn't smash her.
01:14Sonic will.
01:14What is your worst breakup story?
01:16It was harder to go in person and do it.
01:18So I just did it over text.
01:21What is your worst breakup story?
01:23I cheated on her and had a kid.
01:25So you cheated on your girlfriend with someone and you got her pregnant?
01:29Yeah.
01:30Yeah, that'll do it.
01:31But it was mutual.
01:32Cheating or the baby?
01:34Cheating.
01:34So why even date?
01:37You just wanted a smasher.
01:39Don't worry.
01:40I love a good smasher too.
01:42Because this Sonic All-American Smasher, delicious.
01:45You want to try?
01:46With you?
01:46Yeah.
01:47Right now.
01:48I...
01:49Alright, come on.
01:50Cut the camera.
01:51No, no, no.
01:52I got the Sonic Smashers right here.
01:55What was he thinking?
01:57You can't be talking about no smashing.
01:59And then...
02:00You don't exactly...
02:01It's the All-American Sonic Smasher.
02:02I don't know what you're saying.
02:04Cheers.
02:07What is your worst breakup story?
02:09I broke up with my ex-boyfriend when I was at the bar in Old Town.
02:13And I was really, really drunk.
02:15Yikes.
02:16And I broke up with him over text too.
02:18Probably had the scariest in the morning.
02:19Yes.
02:20What is your worst breakup story?
02:22Oh boy, don't get me started on that.
02:24All I will say is what comes next is better than what comes X.
02:33I mean...
02:34Where's it from?
02:35From Sonic.
02:36And I can just go for it?
02:37You can go for it.
02:40What do we think?
02:40The Smasher's pretty fire.
02:42I think it's pretty good.
02:43It's six dollars and you get fries or tots and a drink with your Smasher.
02:48Sounds like a great deal if you ask me.
02:50What's your worst breakup story?
02:52I haven't really had any.
02:53You just pump and dump?
02:54I know.
02:55I just go back to my girlfriend.
02:57So I don't really have any stories for you on that one.
03:00You don't?
03:01No.
03:02Are you dating her?
03:03Yeah, yeah, yeah.
03:04That's cute.
03:04How long have you been dating?
03:08Like...
03:10Almost a year.
03:11I'll go to my chat to see what they're saying about you.
03:13Probably nothing good.
03:15What's your worst breakup story?
03:16I've never had a boyfriend.
03:18Honestly, all your problems are gone then.
03:20Oh yeah.
03:21Have you tried the Sonic Smasher?
03:23I've seen all the commercials.
03:25Do you want to try one?
03:25I would love to.
03:26Okay, stay put.
03:27Hold this mic.
03:28Okay, I'll go.
03:31In today's news, here in Scottsdale...
03:34Sorry.
03:35Alright, we have a Smasher here on what looks like a potato bun.
03:39We've got diced tomatoes.
03:40We've got mayonnaise.
03:41We've got some thin pickles on it with a cheddar cheese.
03:44Oh, it's a double smash.
03:45It looks gas.
03:46It looks very good.
03:47Yeah, get in there.
03:49What do you think?
03:51There's a burger in Scottsdale called Sonic Smasher.
03:56It's amazing.
03:58Wow.
03:58You do need napkins, I will say.
04:00I will get you some right now.
04:02Do you want me to clean you off?
04:03Oh yeah, sure.
04:04Okay, here we go.
04:05Carefully.
04:06You kind of look like Adam Sandler.
04:09I just noticed that right now.
04:12Do you get that?
04:12I get that quite often, yeah.
04:14If I shave my head, I might get Devin Booker occasionally.
04:17I mean, that's a stretch.
04:18You know.
04:18Yeah.
04:19I'm going to take this with me.
04:20Please do.
04:20What is your worst breakup story?
04:22She broke it down for me, real simple.
04:24In front of everyone that I knew.
04:26In front of everyone.
04:27In front of all my friends.
04:29That's rough.
04:30It was not ideal.
04:31Thank you guys so much for watching the video.
04:32Hope you enjoyed it.
04:33And if you did, please be sure to give it a big thumbs up.
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04:37And be sure to get your $6 All-American Sonic Smasher meal from Sonic Today.
04:41Aww.
04:42Hi.
04:42Hi there.
04:43Oh yeah, get in there.
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