What's Your Hot Take?

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Dani Jackel | Dirt With Dani

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00:00I love penises for life, Loki.

00:02Welcome back to Dirt with Danny. My name is Danny Jackal and today I'm at University of Wisconsin

00:05and I'm gonna be finding out people's spiciest takes.

00:07What is your spiciest take?

00:09Short guys with lethal face cards are better than tall guys with ugly faces.

00:14I can get behind that one.

00:16I won't get with an ugly man.

00:18What's your spicy take?

00:19I actually do think that girls poop.

00:21Like, it's science. Girls have to poop, or else what do they do with it?

00:24It just gets all, no, they definitely poop.

00:26That's what a girl's period is for. It's because since you don't poop, you bleed it out.

00:30Oh my gosh.

00:31That makes period way worse.

00:33That's why guys just poop instead of having periods.

00:36Now it all is making sense, right?

00:37What's your spiciest take?

00:38I think guys with small penises are hot.

00:40That's awesome.

00:42If it's too big, it's just painful and then it's just like, no point.

00:46Yeah, the smaller the better.

00:47You probably don't have a hard time finding guys then, huh?

00:49I do have a boyfriend, I love him and...

00:51So are you saying that your boyfriend has a small weenie?

00:53Um, no.

00:55Yes!

00:57I mean, this is for life, Loki.

01:00What's your spiciest take?

01:01I mean, I personally find it extremely attractive when girls can sing.

01:05Have you heard my vocals yet?

01:07Let's hear it.

01:08Oh baby, when you talk like that!

01:10Oh my god, oh my god.

01:12God.

01:13It's really something special, isn't it?

01:15I mean, that got me. I'm not gonna lie.

01:17Can we hear you sing?

01:18Oh baby, when you talk like that!

01:20You're like, of course, like kinda good, so you were just saying that in hopes I would

01:23ask you if you are good at singing.

01:26What's your spiciest take?

01:28I think guys with big noses are really hot.

01:31Honestly, everyone stop the nose jobs and just hook up with her.

01:35What is a spicy take?

01:36The leggings that flare out the bottom are weird.

01:39Okay.

01:40You're dragging all this nonsense against the ground.

01:42Dragging all these nuts.

01:43Dragging these nuts against the ground.

01:44You don't think it makes like asses more flattering in pants?

01:47It can be tight all the way, keep it tight.

01:49That's what he said.

01:50What's your spiciest take?

01:51Fruity guys are the best types of guys.

01:54To date?

01:55Honestly, yeah, I feel like they're more emotionally aware.

01:57What's your spiciest take?

01:59Use a suitcase.

02:00Why do women, like, use open canvas bags to pack in?

02:03And they're little ones.

02:04They have five little canvas bags versus just one suitcase.

02:08There's different, like, essentials, right?

02:10What if you need something on the flight?

02:11Okay, but do the essentials, like, not fit in a suitcase?

02:14Are you an airport dad?

02:16Yes.

02:17Yes.

02:18You scream airport dad.

02:20Yes.

02:21Are you yelling at the whole family, like,

02:22come on, why are your bags everywhere?

02:24And you have to leave for the airport, like,

02:25three or four hours before your flight,

02:27because you never know.

02:28Yeah, you're an airport dad.

02:29You never know what security is going to be like.

02:31You have, like, strapped in backpack.

02:33You have your carry-on.

02:34Oh, my God.

02:35Yes, totally.

02:36And you're wearing sneakers.

02:37Yes, I am.

02:38Yes.

02:39Yes.

02:40Hit the nail on the head.

02:41Comfortable.

02:42And why not just get to the gate and relax?

02:43Yeah, no, you're one of those.

02:44What's your spicy take?

02:45Chick-fil-A sauce is the most disgusting thing I've ever tried in my entire life.

02:49Oh, my God.

02:50That hurt.

02:51What is a spicy take?

02:53Diarrhea is actually more common than regular poops.

02:56I would say it works for the spicy because it comes out hot.

03:00And I actually do think my poops are probably 50-50, diarrhea to normal poop.

03:05Everyone's like, oh, diarrhea, it's the worst.

03:06It's so uncommon.

03:07No, it happens more often than not.

03:09Would you prefer, like, a diarrhea more than, like, a solid?

03:12I'm not saying I prefer it.

03:13I'm just saying...

03:14That's what happens.

03:15That's what happens.

03:16You might need to get that one checked out.

03:18It's been going fine so far.

03:20You're squirting more than you're pooping.

03:22Yeah.

03:23At this point, you're just Picasso.

03:24I leave artwork for my roommates to deal with.

03:26That's good .

03:28No pun intended.

03:29What is your spiciest take?

03:30Nudes should be normalized.

03:32If you got it, flaunt it.

03:33Like, send that around.

03:34I agree.

03:35What is your spiciest take?

03:36Just because you can doesn't mean you should.

03:38Like, when you wear things, buy things,

03:40I just sometimes think people make interesting choices.

03:43My hot take is, uh, this is just straight coffee.

03:47I mean, that sounds more of like a colder one if it's in Zeiss.

03:50I'm sorry about that.

03:51He seems really unk.

03:52Why are you being weird?

03:53Irish coffee.

03:54Stop.

03:55We're done here.

03:56Thank you guys so much for watching the video.

03:57Hope you enjoyed it.

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