What are your worst Valentine’s Day stories? The Independent finds out

Worst Valentine’s day story?The Independent

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00:00 Do you have a message for your Valentine?

00:02 Not yet.

00:03 Oh.

00:04 [laughs]

00:05 So tell me about your worst Valentine's Day story.

00:07 She was a stripper that I didn't know of.

00:10 And she arrived in her stripper attire as well to a really nice restaurant.

00:14 Do you have a message for your Valentine?

00:16 Not yet.

00:17 Oh.

00:18 I was in a pretty considerable dry spell and a friend of mine was going to set me up on

00:25 a blind date.

00:26 And I was like scouting around the bar and I was like, "I don't see anyone who my date

00:31 might be in."

00:32 And this guy was like, "Hey, are you Eliza?"

00:34 I was like 22 and he was touching 40.

00:38 I stayed for 25 minutes.

00:41 We talked about Brexit.

00:42 Give me an honest message for your Valentine.

00:45 I love you.

00:46 [laughs]

00:47 That's my first one.

00:48 How do you feel?

00:49 Actually, very excited.

00:50 Give me an honest message for your Valentine.

00:53 I'm sorry I haven't got you a present yet, Tom.

00:55 I'm about to go buy one now.

00:57 [LAUGHTER]