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00:00My wife, when we were trying, we were trying for like two weeks to have this kid, and she would
00:04always want to have sex at night.
00:05And I told her, I said, look, I am a four o'clock guy. Like, that's when I'm ready to
00:09go.
00:10So once we started going four o'clock in the afternoon, right away had the kid.
00:15I know these things. I know what kind of team we are. We're not a ten o'clock ready to
00:19go team. We're a four o'clock ready to go team.
00:21Okay, it's the day of our fourth game. It's been a rocky road so far, man, I'll tell you that.
00:27We're not exactly playing for each other, and we're not playing really with much intensity.
00:33So I don't know what has to change. I don't think it's coaching.
00:36I think Mikey Betts is doing a fine job with substitutions and kind of his game plan overall.
00:41It's now or never. We have to win tonight. We said it the last three weeks.
00:45And I'd be lying if I said I wasn't a little joyful when you guys got smoked when I wasn't
00:50there.
00:51I think it's time that we accept that we're shit and rally behind that to go get a win and
00:56play like Scrappy,
00:57the underdog, because we try to play this high IQ basketball, right, and we're not that good.
01:02And God bless Coach Mikey Betts. I think he's been truly like a nice surprise as our head coach.
01:09Yeah, you don't want to be the 0-3 team that is soft.
01:12And, you know, like my loyalty lies with Coach Betts.
01:14You know, we've had people try to undermine our coach and pin being 0-3 against him,
01:19but why are you taking shots at Coach when you ain't taking shots in the game?
01:23I don't know what the winning formula is for us, but whatever we're doing right now is just not working.
01:29We don't have much chemistry. At any given point, we don't have much of a plan when we're on the
01:33court.
01:33So tonight's a really big one, because if you go 0-4, it's embarrassing to walk into this office as
01:38an 0-4 team tomorrow.
01:39I think Mikey is a split player, Coach.
01:41He might have to be like our goon.
01:43That's why three fouls, I'll play three minutes, three fouls, I'll jump out.
01:48Fuck everybody.
01:49I think that is low-key what we need.
01:51We haven't talked any shit.
01:52I talked shit to that little kid.
01:55You ever see Ted Lasso?
01:56Sorry, bro.
01:57You ever see Ted Lasso?
01:59You don't have to apologize to me for talking shit to an Indian guy.
02:02Tonight's a big one. Let's go get it done.
02:06Let's just get a fucking win, right?
02:07Nobody here tomorrow wants to go to work and get their shit picked in and laughed at by the guys
02:12here.
02:12All right, so let's just win to start everybody in the front row.
02:15If you guys are down there, and you guys have any space to shoot a three, shoot a three.
02:20We'll be down there grabbing offensive boards, all right?
02:22We need to make threes, that's our problem.
02:24We don't make threes, we've got to hit some.
02:26And the big boys are going to be down there.
02:27If we have a mismatch, find us.
02:29If not, we'll grab some boards.
02:30I took a shot before the game.
02:32I can smell it.
02:33I don't have high expectations.
02:34I'm hoping this is a game of just like, let's let loose.
02:37Let's have fun out there.
02:38Let's fly around.
02:44Good shot, Smokes.
02:45That's all right, keep shooting, keep shooting.
03:01Good luck.
03:02There you go, Rick.
03:07Game 4 of the Juggernaut season started out in pretty classic fashion.
03:11Couldn't score for the life of us for the first 10 minutes.
03:19They had a couple guys that were feisty.
03:22They had a couple guys who could get to the rim really easily.
03:25But from the jump, you could tell these guys had chemistry, were attacking the rim.
03:28You could tell these guys were some hoopers.
03:31It's always the same script with us, where we talk about starting hot.
03:36And we need to push.
03:38We need to be aggressive.
03:39But you look at the scoreboard, and we're 12 minutes in, and the score is 4-20.
03:43We're shooting.
03:44We're not making shots.
03:45So Coach Betts calls a timeout.
03:46I think it's 21-4 at this point.
03:49And we're a little dejected.
03:51But still, you can tell we want this.
03:54We want this.
03:55We're frustrated.
03:56We're angry.
03:57And then we kind of talked amongst ourselves and said, let's slow it down.
04:01Just slow the game down a little bit.
04:04And then we got into a stretch of basketball that was probably the best basketball we've
04:08played all season.
04:10It was the best we had looked all season, Dana.
04:12You know, we had cut it to 8 at one point.
04:15We were getting stops.
04:16We were getting good looks on offense.
04:18It was something we could really build off of there.
04:20I just, I don't know if we ran out of gas.
04:22I don't know if just we quit mentally.
04:25But there was something there that I think we could build off for sure.
04:35We played defense, and we hit shots.
04:37We got out in transition.
04:38We scored.
04:39We slowed the pace down a little bit.
04:41But I think that 10 minutes was the best 10 minutes of basketball we've played all year.
04:45And that's because we played good defense.
04:48We rebounded the ball.
04:49We got out.
04:50We ran.
04:51We hit our shot.
04:51You see what happens when you fucking slow it down and stop turning the ball over?
04:55We're good in transition.
04:56That's all we have to do.
04:58Yeah.
04:58Keep moving.
04:58Slow it the fuck down and be smart every time we get pushed.
05:01And then these guys, you know, they ran us out of the gym in transition.
05:05They got so many buckets just running right past us for easy layups.
05:09They hit some threes.
05:11And once we go down by a certain amount, it feels like we can't claw back.
05:16And before you know it, it ballooned to about 20 points.
05:20And that's that.
05:20It was, I think, a cardio issue as well as a mentality issue.
05:25I think just the other team, like, they'll hit back-to-back threes and we'll just give up.
05:29And all of a sudden a 6-0 run turns into a 12-0, a 14-0 run.
05:32And whenever we're able to cut into these leads and cut it down to, you know, 12-8,
05:37all of a sudden you blink and we're down 20 again.
05:39So that's kind of what happened in the second half.
05:41I mean, we got boat raced.
05:42We probably got tired, started missing shots, getting smoked in transition, not rebounding.
05:50Turnovers again, although 11 turnovers for us is actually a pretty solid day at the office.
05:56It's just when they happen, you know.
05:58They come down, they hit two threes.
06:00It's like, okay, that's not the end of the world.
06:01But then we come down the court, we turn it over, they get the ball back, they go down.
06:05That's eight points in less than a minute.
06:06And now everything that we just built is gone.
06:17Good game, guys.
06:19Good game.
06:20Let's fucking run the record.
06:22It can't be this hard.
06:23It fucking is, bro.
06:24There's got to be something we can figure out and fix it on it and do what we were doing
06:28at the end of the first half.
06:29Watch the fucking film.
06:30Did a film breakdown.
06:31Figure it the fuck out if we want to stick shit.
06:33This whole, oh, do this to that, bro.
06:35No one knows what the fuck we're doing.
06:36What is this accomplishing other than pissing off of you?
06:38It needs to be said, bro.
06:39It's all ha-has, let's fucking booze, bro.
06:41Fuck that shit.
06:41Pulling up here to get fucking boat raced every fucking time, bro.
06:44Fuck that.
06:45Tired of losing.
06:46I'm tired of getting fucking dog walked every time we step on the court.
06:49We're pulling up to a fucking high school on a Wednesday night at 10 p.m. to get fucking boat
06:55raced, bro.
06:55Fuck that shit.
06:56How is this helping, though?
06:58It's not.
06:59How is what we've done the last four games helping?
07:02So, bitch, Nimona's going to make the battle?
07:04Are you not pissed?
07:06What, you want to have, like, kumbaya?
07:08I'm pissed, but I'm not just going to fucking yell and slam.
07:11Bro, can you get control of this?
07:12No, no.
07:12I think we have to air it up.
07:14I think this is healthy.
07:15This is healthy.
07:16I need to air it up.
07:17Someone needed to speak up.
07:18All this kumbaya shit.
07:19Nothing's been figured out.
07:21It's not like we've gotten better each week.
07:23We're getting smoked by 20 points every fucking time we play.
07:28And we just sit around, look at the stars, like, oh, it'll just change.
07:31It'll work out.
07:32No, it won't.
07:33And shit needed to be said, bro.
07:35We cross that line.
07:35There should be a fucking screen up there.
07:37Banging and lighting them the fuck up.
07:39Yeah, Taylor's doing it.
07:40I mean, we just got to keep it consistent.
07:42The problem is consistency, too.
07:43It gets higher.
07:44I'm giving you, I won't shoot a fucking three the rest of the fucking year.
07:47I'm going to the rack every fucking time.
07:49I'm going to the rack, whatever.
07:50You've got to dial some shit up.
07:51It's not like your shots were bad, either.
07:52I have dialed it up.
07:54No, no, no.
07:55Offense, it's not my fault you don't understand what 3-2 motion is.
07:57When have you drawn up once on that fucking clipboard and showed us exactly what to do?
08:00When do we run it once in practice?
08:02Never.
08:02We don't practice.
08:03That's the problem.
08:04Way more in fucking film than we will on our basketball court with fucking the whole fucking gang.
08:09Fucking poking fun, Mikey can't lead the team, and then we're running dumb film, bro.
08:13I have no compliments tonight.
08:15Yuggs on three.
08:16That's all I got.
08:16Hey, boys.
08:18When we do win, it's going to fucking feel great.
08:20No one else I'd rather go to war with, boys.
08:22Let's get this shit right.
08:23Let's figure it out.
08:23Love you all.
08:24Yuggs on three.
08:25Yuggs on three.
08:25One, two, three.
08:26Yuggs.
08:26You can create plays and picks that will just give you open shots.
08:30Why aren't you getting shots up right now?
08:32That would be the only thing is getting shots up.
08:34Why aren't you practicing?
08:34But conditioning, we're awful.
08:35Why aren't you guys conditioning right now?
08:37Because that would require running.
08:39And we have to do our job right now.
08:43We can't be running and working up a swimmer.
08:44That is your job.
08:45Your job is over.
08:46Your job is to go win a game.
08:48How do you play your best ball if you don't practice?
08:50We had an eight-minute stretch where we played our best ball.
08:53Yes, it was incredible.
08:54Dana is covered in bruises.
08:55Your knee is fucked up and you lost by 20.
08:57That was the best ball.
08:58The only thing we can practice is shooting.
09:00No.
09:01That's so wrong.
09:02Why do you think basketball teams practice every day?
09:05You're not going to see any.
09:06Every basketball team I've ever been on, we had practice every single day.
09:09We've got to figure it out.
09:10We've got to get it right.
09:10I don't know what that looks like, but I know all the guys in this locker room want to figure
09:16it out desperately, and I know we're going to put everything we've got into getting it
09:20figured out before the end of this season.
09:22And, you know, we've just got to come together and we've got to play some real basketball.
09:25When I was in New York, I was getting buckets.
09:27I was dropping 25.
09:28I was dropping 27.
09:30Now I can't even get 6-3.
09:31Just as a team, man, we are not.
09:34We're 0-4.
09:35We can't fucking score, Dana.
09:36We can't hit shots.
09:37It infuriates me, and I love Mikey Betts, but, like, he needs to be a fucking coach and
09:43dial some shit up, bro.
09:44Like, I don't know about you.
09:45I don't like getting my fucking shit pumped every time I step on the fucking basketball
09:49court.
09:50Fuck that, bro.
09:51This whole just, let's go out there and wing it, or Mikey trying to tell me that he's
09:55installed this 3-2 offense, where is it?
09:57No one fucking knows what you're talking about.
10:00No one.
10:01Watch the fucking tape.
10:02You tell me what fucking offense you see out there, bro.
10:05There is none.
10:06I feel like the optimism is a little quiet right now, and I'm trying to find a way to build
10:11back this locker room up.
10:12You guys want to take a shot?
10:14All right.
10:14Let's do the documentary.
10:15Oh.
10:16Let's do the documentary.
10:16All right.
10:17Listen up.
10:17Yes.
10:18We need, we need this.
10:20This is what we need.
10:21We need to take some shots.
10:23We need that.
10:23The whole time we've been through this shit, it's just not been working.
10:26This is the time when we find out who the fuck we are.
10:28In this little glass.
10:30Everyone, put your eye to the glass.
10:31Put your eye to the glass.
10:32What do you see?
10:33You see points.
10:34You see us getting wet shooting tonight.
10:36You see us getting fucking nasty.
10:38I want you to look and find the vision, Tom.
10:40Find the vision.
10:42This is a great idea.
10:43Now take it.
10:43Shug it.
10:44And remember, get wet tonight and win.
10:46Let's get wet.
10:47Let's get wet, boys.
10:48Get wet, Vicky.
10:53Oh, I'm drunk as fuck.
10:55I need you to fucking get wet tonight.
10:57I need his moving.
10:59I need his dancing.
11:00Be, be, be, be, be, be.
11:01Be, be, be, be, be.
11:02I want you guys to hit the fucking bachata on him.
11:05Oh, no, no, no, no.
11:07It's got to be good basketball.
11:09Yes, just like that.
11:10Then we get to the gym, and everyone's just kind of stretching,
11:13getting ready for the game.
11:14And I see some dude walking in.
11:16Oh, shit.
11:18Ownership is here.
11:20It's an ownership game.
11:26This team sucks.
11:27We're going to have to make some changes.
11:29Pressure's on.
11:29Ownership is here tonight.
11:31You've got to put your best foot forward.
11:35But maybe this is what we need.
11:38I'm nervous.
11:39I think everyone was a little bit like, oh, shit.
11:41We can't play like shit in front of the boss,
11:43so we have to go out there and actually play decent.
11:47We definitely tightened up and said, all right, no blowout tonight.
11:53You need to fucking win this.
11:54I will sub in.
11:59I don't give a fuck.
12:01Ownership.
12:03I do give a little bit of a fuck.
12:05You got nothing to lose.
12:06I'm feeling loose off the juice.
12:08Putting up 15 tonight.
12:10Not points, but shots.
12:11And whatever I end with, I end with.
12:13Ownership's here.
12:15Ownership's here.
12:16Maybe drinking before the game wasn't the best idea.
12:18We're getting fucking nasty today.
12:19We got ownership here.
12:20We don't give a fuck.
12:22We're on four.
12:24Who gives a fuck if they're here?
12:25We need to win the basketball game.
12:27We're tired of getting our fucking ass beat at work, beat here, picked on.
12:32Everything is a fucking joke.
12:33Oh, you guys are ha-ha-ha.
12:34Look at the box score.
12:35Look at the box score.
12:36Just play your basketball.
12:37We're going to feel fine.
12:38We're going to feel good.
12:39We're going to feel nasty.
12:40They're getting nasty, boys.
12:41I want to get fucking fired up.
12:42I want to get shit-faced tonight at the bar.
12:45I want to Uber home.
12:46That's the move.
12:47That's the plan.
12:47And I want Big Cat to walk out of here and be like, oh, I guess they're not that bad.
12:51All right, that's the plan.
12:52Let's go.
12:52Yugs on three.
12:53Here we go.
12:54One, two, three.
12:55Yugs.
12:55I'm going to do it.
12:56Box out.
12:56Everybody's just got to box out.
12:58Try to get your fucking...
13:03Box out.
13:04Just keep boxing out.
13:09I didn't mean to do that.
13:17I didn't mean to do that.
13:29The other team was athletic.
13:31They were long, and they were fast.
13:34These kids were like right out of college, probably 23, 24 years old, which obviously is
13:41something we would struggle with when we have dudes that are in their mid-30s.
13:44You kind of tell, like, we can stick with this team.
13:46We can play with these guys.
13:59I think having the ownership in the stands lit a fire under us, and we were like, all right,
14:04let's go out there and press.
14:05Let's go out there and show that we can actually play some ball.
14:08So we were really, yeah, we were playing pretty decent in the first half.
14:16Good hustle, Chief.
14:17Chief, hustle.
14:18There you go, Chief.
14:19Good foul.
14:20Tighten up.
14:21Tighten up.
14:31Hey, come on.
14:32We're fine.
14:32We're fine.
14:33Move.
14:34Move.
14:35Move.
14:35Move.
14:35Move.
14:36Move.
14:36Move.
14:36Move.
14:36Move.
14:37Move.
14:37Move.
14:40Move.
14:43Move.
14:45Move.
14:45Move.
14:47Move.
14:48Move.
14:48Move.
14:48We're playing great.
14:48Yeah, we're playing fine basketball.
14:51All we need is stops.
14:52Gets some stops, scores some hoops.
14:53Gets some stops, scores some hoops.
14:55Everybody look at Rick.
14:56There's a mismatch like crazy.
14:57This fucking ginger guy is not offense.
15:00He's not doing anything.
15:01He's weak.
15:01He's soft.
15:02He's soft.
15:02Just fucking give it to Rick and drive through him.
15:04Pick and roll.
15:06Pick and roll.
15:07But we're not doing the roll part.
15:09You gotta roll.
15:10You just pick it.
15:11You gotta roll.
15:13Rebound!
15:17And then the fatigue started to set in, man.
15:20You could just tell we were getting tired, seven guys,
15:24and I think that's been the story of the season so far is we get tired fast.
15:28And we're playing against dudes that are quick, fast, and don't get tired.
15:32It's gonna wear you down, and it's gonna beat you up.
15:36So the lead was at six, and then it was at 10, and then it was at 12, and then
15:4215.
15:43Before you know it, we're down 20.
15:46And once we see that, there's no coming back.
15:48Let's cut this motherfucking lead right now.
15:50I want no buckets from this team in the next five minutes.
15:54No buckets from this team in the next five minutes.
15:55One, two, three, yo.
15:57Oh, my God.
16:01One, two, three,.
16:04One, two, three, four, three, four, five, six!
16:05I think the coach would fix that.
16:07No.
16:08We don't have a way to answer.
16:10Do we know where to answer?
16:12On, two, three, two.
16:23Let's go.
16:24Oh, yeah.
16:28I mean, these guys, they started banging threes, they started getting whatever they wanted
16:33offensively, and we were tired as dogs out there, so ownership was pissed, Big Cat was
16:41pissed in the stands, he deserved to be pissed, I mean, we're a joke, we're a joke, and we
16:46had zero perseverance skills whatsoever.
16:50We lost by 25 points.
16:51We haven't scored a point in 12 minutes, 12 minutes!
16:55We have no conditioning, every possession should be 3 minutes long.
17:03Oh no!
17:06Great finish, two, great finish!
17:15Coaching is a problem.
17:16What are you talking about coaching is a problem?
17:19Play to our team's strengths.
17:22What's our team's strength?
17:23Slow and big, we're slow and big.
17:26How do you slow down a fast team with slow pace?
17:28You take 2 minutes on every possession and make sure Rick gets the ball every single time
17:31down the floor.
17:32They refuse.
17:33We're jacking threes, we can't shoot for shit.
17:37Big Cat, it's not going to work that way.
17:38We don't move on offense, we don't move on defense.
17:42I understand.
17:43We don't move.
17:45How many times did you hear me say move, move, move?
17:47No one moves.
17:47We did everything we can.
17:48We went sober, we went to the bar, we tried playing, never doing that again.
17:53I didn't know you guys went to the bar before the game.
17:55We gotta figure it out, boys.
17:56I mean, it's every time we get laughed out the gym.
17:59What's so funny?
18:00I'm trying to coach my team.
18:02Oh my god, coach.
18:02I'm trying to own my team, man.
18:04We stink.
18:04Yeah, we stink.
18:05Sign better players.
18:07I'm just kidding.
18:07These guys are great.
18:09It's hard to lead a locker room when we're 0-5 and we're down in the dumps.
18:14But I guess we'll figure it out next week.
18:16Alright, Yuggs on three.
18:18No bar afterwards.
18:23One, two, three.
18:24Yuggs.
18:25Yeah, we stink.
18:27And it comes down to coaching.
18:28We're slow and big.
18:30So why are we playing?
18:32No.
18:33Every possession should be two minutes long and the ball should go to rank.
18:39No, Jack and threes can transition.
18:41We can't even shoot.
18:42I might have to coach.
18:43I might have to Pat Riley this joint.
18:46I don't know if it's a leadership problem.
18:47I don't know if it's a coaching problem.
18:49I don't know if it's a player problem.
18:50I don't know if it's a competition problem.
18:51But every game we've played in, we've gotten blown out.
18:53So 0-5.
18:55And the next day, we had to figure out what was going on.
18:59This guy can't coach for shit.
19:01Can't coach.
19:01I'm the only coach.
19:02I'm like a sideline mascot.
19:04So you don't take your job seriously?
19:05They don't listen.
19:06They don't listen.
19:07I say get tight on defense and they're like this.
19:09Here's how I knew that we were in trouble.
19:12When we pre-game warm up, you know, usually, you know, like maybe a layup line, a shooting
19:17drill.
19:18Mikey runs a drill that just, he just says, alright, everyone rebound.
19:22And they just watched Mikey shoot the ball.
19:25And he made like half a ball.
19:27So they didn't even get rebound.
19:28So Mikey Betts has been fired as head coach.
19:30I'm out.
19:31You're out.
19:32You're fired.
19:33Fired as head coach.
19:34And I'm going to take over as head coach.
19:36A Pat Riley stand.
19:38You're going to be the coach?
19:39I'm going to have to coach these guys.
19:41Step down or he fired you?
19:42I tried to step down before he fired me, but he fired me.
19:45Really?
19:46I'm just hurt.
19:46But we didn't tell him to fire you.
19:49That was totally on him.
19:51I've played for you.
19:52I've said from day one that I respect you.
19:55I think the team is looking for a scapegoat.
19:58And if I have to be that, which I was a bad coach.
20:03I mean, come on, dude.
20:05You weren't great, but it's alright.
20:07I'm fast.
20:09What can you say?
20:10It was an all-time run as an intramural coach.
20:19Mike, he's gone, but he's now a player, which doesn't help us on the court whatsoever.
20:25Is Dan the coach?
20:27The interim head coach?
20:28Yeah.
20:28So if my role is to just go out there and play defense, I'll gladly do that.
20:32And I would love to just not shoot a single shot the whole game.
20:35And I'd like to see what happens when that happens.
20:38Honestly, I think a change is good because we are down in the dumps.
20:41We are leaving each game just sad.
20:43Maybe this is the kick in the ass we need is having Big Cat step in and be our coach.
20:47He told us to bring our running shoes today.
20:49I think Coach Big Cat will have some set plays.
20:51I think he'll have some more direction in our offense.
20:57And I think he'll be a little bit more of a hard ass than Mikey Betts.
21:00I think Mikey Betts was a player's coach.
21:02And I don't think Big Cat's going to have any time for excuses.
21:07Let's go to Betts.
21:07Let's go.
21:07Let's go.
21:09Let's go.
21:13We got to get this team worked into shape.
21:15We're going to work them into shape.
21:17Shit's about to change.
21:18I'm telling you.
21:19Hey, it's an opportunity to get better today.
21:21It's an opportunity to get better today.
21:23All right?
21:24We got an opportunity to get better today.
21:26That's what we're looking for.
21:29Opportunity to get better.
21:30We're going to install one play.
21:32All right.
21:35Okay.
21:36Let's just be honest with ourselves here.
21:38We fucking suck.
21:39We haven't won a game.
21:40We suck at conditioning.
21:42We suck at shooting.
21:43We don't have plays.
21:44We suck.
21:45So today what we're going to do, we're going to practice with a purpose.
21:48We're going to get some competition going up.
21:50I'm going to have you guys go against each other in some drills.
21:53We're going to maybe work on our conditioning a little bit.
21:56And hopefully we get better.
21:57We just got to get a little bit better every single day until we can win a game.
22:00And then I'm going to retire and go off in the sunset.
22:03You guys are going to lift me up on your shoulders.
22:04And I'm going to be like, see ya.
22:05All right?
22:09For this gassed after one drill.
22:14Missed every fucking shot.
22:16You're going to be tired with our conditioning.
22:18You're tired five minutes into the game.
22:22You don't have the fucking conditioning.
22:23You're fat.
22:24You're fat.
22:26Stop being fat.
22:28That was pathetic.
22:29That was pathetic.
22:30You're a fat piece of shit.
22:32Let's go.
22:33Run a little harder.
22:38We have bad conditioning on this team.
22:40We're a bunch of pussies.
22:43Go quick.
22:44We've got bad conditioning.
22:46Any type of adversity can fold like pussy.
22:54We've got to dig deep.
22:55We've got to dig deep.
22:56Let's go.
23:04We've got to dig deep.
23:05Hey, I'm Dana Pierce.
23:07This is me making a three.
23:10Yeah!
23:10Let's go!
23:11One, two, three, tee.
23:16No need to be nervous.
23:18Can't be any worse than I've been all year.
23:20Just show up.
23:20Do my job.
23:22Execute the game plan.
23:24Better walk away with a win.
23:25How are you feeling, boys?
23:27We're missing.
23:28We're missing.
23:29We're missing.
23:29We're missing.
23:30We're missing.
23:31Hey, welcome back.
23:33You ready?
23:33Do you like our one and only play?
23:35I like it.
23:36You want to see it?
23:37Yeah, let's see it in action.
23:38Let's see it in game speed.
23:39Let's see it in action.
23:39Let's see it in action.
23:39Let's see it in game speed.
23:45That's...
23:45That's to get Rick the ballplay.
23:47We have to play slow.
23:49We cannot play fast.
23:50We are so poorly conditioned as a team.
23:54First time a basketball coach has ever told us to...
23:56Slow.
23:57Slow.
23:58Slow.
23:59Deliberate.
24:00Explosive plays are bad.
24:02I need everyone to please, during the game,
24:06go as hard as you can, and then once you're gassed,
24:10you tell me that you want to come out.
24:12Okay?
24:12Put the pride aside.
24:14You're not gonna...
24:14We're gonna basically shuffle constantly.
24:17Okay?
24:18Because we are, again, the worst conditioned team
24:20that's ever been playing basketball.
24:22Ever.
24:22Team on three.
24:23One, two, three.
24:24Team!
24:24They are a really good get-off-the-bus team.
24:28Like...
24:28Awesome.
24:29In the pregame, when this team gets off the bus
24:31and they're grabbing their bags,
24:32the others are just shitting their pants.
24:34Yeah.
24:35And then they look down during layup lines
24:37and they're like,
24:37no mind, we got nothing to worry about.
24:42If we win, I'm getting shit hit.
24:44Let's go.
24:45Last game.
24:46Everything on the line.
24:47Everything we got.
24:54Take it like a jumper.
24:55Take it like a jumper.
24:57Take it like a jumper.
24:58Take it like a jumper.
24:59Yeah.
25:13It must win.
25:14Must win.
25:15Got to end on a high note, baby.
25:16That's all.
25:17We're together.
25:17We're a unit.
25:19We're gonna get a win tonight.
25:20Biggest day of my life.
25:21Biggest day of the Juggernaut's life.
25:22I don't feel good about this.
25:24The vibes seem off.
25:26Come on, Mikey.
25:27Right here.
25:28On this line.
25:29Right here.
25:29Shoot.
25:30Till you make it.
25:32Come on, Mikey.
25:33Get yourself set.
25:35Get yourself set.
25:46This is a joke, dude.
25:48Is this a joke?
25:49Are you joking with me?
25:50Are you trying to sabotage us?
25:52Are you trying to sabotage us?
25:55This is a joke.
25:57Are you trying to sabotage us?
25:59Put it in the hoop, dude.
26:04Jesus fucking Christ.
26:09Mikey, make the fucking basket.
26:12Alright, get out.
26:13Get out.
26:14Get out.
26:14Go sit on the bench.
26:15Alright.
26:16We just warmed up and we didn't make any shots.
26:19Mikey Best just went 0 for 20 from four feet away.
26:22This team sucks.
26:23I'll tell you this right now.
26:24If you take a three, I'm taking you out of the game.
26:26Alright.
26:26How you doing, man?
26:27I'm coaching tonight.
26:29Coaching?
26:29Yeah.
26:30We haven't won a game.
26:32It's my birthday, too.
26:34Thank you, man.
26:35Appreciate that so much.
26:37Trying to get a win.
26:38First win of the season on my birthday.
26:41Alright, let's bring it in, guys.
26:42Bring it in.
26:43Bring it in.
26:43We have our play.
26:45If Rick is, if their big guy is good defensively, it will go to Dana instead, okay?
26:49And you probably saw that I told each and every one of you singularly that you're the most
26:54important piece.
26:55I did that on purpose because it's the truth.
26:58Honestly.
26:59Every single one of you is the most important piece.
27:01If you guys don't do it together, we're not going to win this game.
27:03Alright.
27:03Team on three.
27:05One, two, three.
27:05Team!
27:07There you go.
27:08Slow, slow, slow, slow, slow.
27:12Here we go.
27:17Let's go.
27:19Here we go.
27:22Reset if you need to.
27:23Reset if you need to.
27:25Hey.
27:25And that's done.
27:26Ready?
27:28Come on.
27:28Come on.
27:29Come on.
27:31Come on.
27:31Come on.
27:31There you go.
27:32Let's go.
27:33We've got to leave, boys.
27:34We've got to leave.
27:35Come on.
27:37Good.
27:38Good.
27:38Come on.
27:40Come on.
27:41Come on.
27:41Come on.
27:42Come on.
27:43All right, hey, Che, you're going in for Nicky.
27:45Che, you're going in for Nicky.
27:47Get your head on right and turn it over.
27:50I know.
27:51You're going to go back in in a minute.
27:52You're going to go back in in a minute.
27:56I've always wanted to do the quick Bo Ryan pull,
27:5930 seconds in a minute.
28:00Miss Max, Jacob.
28:02Jacob, Jacob, Jacob.
28:05Let's go.
28:06Let's go.
28:07Come on, boys.
28:09Come on.
28:10There we go.
28:10Slow, slow, slow, slow, slow, slow.
28:18Move.
28:21There you go, Dana.
28:22There you go.
28:23You're a monster.
28:24You're a monster.
28:25Play through the post.
28:27We play through the post.
28:29There you go.
28:30Slow, slow, slow, slow, slow, slow, slow, slow.
28:33Slow it down.
28:35Shot.
28:37That's over.
28:43There you go.
28:48There you go.
28:48Nice pass.
28:49There you go.
28:49Nice pass.
28:50There you go.
28:51He's too short.
28:53He's too short.
28:53He's too short.
28:54He's too short.
28:55He's too short.
28:55Fuck.
28:57We've got to get boards, guys.
29:00Good.
29:01Good work.
29:03You did.
29:04Good work.
29:06Good work.
29:07There you go, Che.
29:09Way to go.
29:10Good bucket, Che.
29:12Talk on D.
29:13Talk on D.
29:15Shot.
29:20Let's go.
29:20Come out.
29:21Result, Rick.
29:22Result.
29:23There you go, getting out.
29:24There you go.
29:24There you go.
29:27Get out.
29:29There you go.
29:40defense defense defense here we go let's go boys let's go great cutting connor goes nikki
29:50yeah let's go smoke that's what you needed smoke there you go smoke shot 10 seconds 10 seconds
30:14that's the best half we've played all year guys all right crash the boards talk on defense it's so
30:20clear what we have here guys all right we have a mismatch with our big guys if dame is down
30:26rick
30:26if dame is down low you got to be out okay whoever yeah whoever's yeah whoever's got the big guy
30:31on
30:31clear out hands in the middle all right 20 minutes that's what i like let's go team on three one
30:36two
30:37three team let them work here we go
30:52let's go defense defense
31:26great job boys great job
31:41we need like a six point lead if we get a six point lead we can win this game
32:01hold it hold it hold it hold it hold it oh rick what are you doing what are we doing
32:11keep your composure rick we're doing a touchdown celebration keep your composure rick
32:24do not take a shot unless it's a great shot let's not look like we're wasting time but let's
32:30let's let's let's make sure we we take our time all right all right rick that was three points rick
32:36cost us three points
32:43and let's go
32:47easy smoke
32:48It's easy.
32:58Smoke, sub, sub, sub, Evo, get in for Smoke.
33:03No threes.
33:06Hold it.
33:09Defense!
33:10Defense!
33:11Hands up!
33:13Hands up!
33:15Hands up!
33:16Hands up!
33:18Go!
33:25Hey, six seconds.
33:28Six seconds.
33:29Six seconds.
33:31When the shot goes up, your head can't go like this.
33:32And you still need this some more.
33:34Yes.
33:34And no fouls.
33:36Screen cutter.
33:38Double.
33:45Oh, no, no!
33:48Time was out!
33:49Time was out!
33:51The buzzer went!
33:52The buzzer went!
33:53The buzzer went!
33:54The buzzer went off, ref!
33:56What?
33:56The buzzer went off, ref!
33:58The buzzer went off!
34:01The buzzer went off.
34:01Fucking A.
34:01I can't believe this is how we're going to lose.
34:03Hey!
34:04We're going to have you.
34:07Oh, yes!
34:09Yes!
34:11Yes!
34:11That was ten seconds that went off.
34:13The buzzer went off.
34:14I know.
34:14We don't control the buzzer.
34:15I know.
34:15We don't control the buzzer.
34:15The buzzer went off.
34:21Defense!
34:33We're down one.
34:35Defense!
34:35Defense!
34:37Timeout!
34:40Timeout!
34:41Timeout!
34:41Timeout!
34:42Timeout!
34:42Dana, Tate.
34:43Pass to Evo.
34:44Whiteboarder comes to the ball screen.
34:45Evo reject the screen.
34:46Go baseline.
34:47Dana, you're sitting back screen for Connor.
34:49Spot up at the three.
34:50Okay.
34:50Go baseline Connor.
34:51He's three.
34:52One, two, three, two!
34:53Come on, Connor.
34:54We got the ball.
34:55We got the ball.
34:55We got the ball!
34:59We got the ball!
35:00We got the ball!
35:01We got the ball!
35:02We got the ball!
35:03We got the ball!
35:04We got the ball!
35:11You gotta go!
35:12We got four seconds!
35:14Four seconds!
35:22We missed our free throws.
35:24Fuck!
35:25We missed all of our free throws.
35:36Fuck, man!
35:38man. It's a long offseason. Tough loss. Proud of you guys, though. We fought. Listen, how
35:48many games did we have that we just got blown out by a million? We were right in there.
35:53I did see someone tweet me after that Mikey Betts was smiling after the loss. He's smiling
35:59right now. Hurts. Listen, proud of you guys. Next season, we'll maybe play in an easier
36:06league and then we'll start winning games. But thank you guys for letting me coach
36:10you. Let's get in the middle one more time. Let's go.
36:16Team on three. One, two, three. Team!
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