00:00The way you just honestly said my name was kind of like an ick, like I might have to break
00:05up with you.
00:06Okay.
00:08Welcome back to my channel. My name is Danny Jackal.
00:10Today I'm at ASU and I'm going to be picking up guys and then breaking up with them.
00:13Speaking of breakup, it's time to break up with that overpriced, low-quality, good-for-nothing burger
00:17and choose the All-American Smasher from Sonic instead.
00:19The All-American Sonic Smasher is the burger that you deserve.
00:23Premium quality at a fast food price.
00:24So make sure to get your $6 All-American Sonic Smasher meal at Sonic today.
00:29Plus it includes fries and a drink. Now that's a steal. Enjoy the video.
00:32What's your name? Guy. I'm Danny. Nice to meet you. You can just call me girl.
00:35Okay. Okay. Yeah. Sorry. I'm nervous.
00:40Well, I thought you were going to like offer me something at first. I was like, oh, I'm on the
00:42phone.
00:42Oh, no, no, no. Oh, I was just confused. Yeah. No, no. The Sonic Smasher is for me.
00:47I mean, unless you want to bite. Oh, s***. Let me give you a little bite.
00:51All right. Say, ah. Oh, yeah. You like that? Fire, huh?
00:57Good fire. I might have to break up with you.
00:59Just because I'm breaking up with any other low quality overpriced burgers and just going with Sonic.
01:05Thank you for being a part of my ad.
01:09What? Wait, what? You're looking at the wrong spot. Right there. Say hi.
01:13Oh, I was hella confused.
01:15I could just spot your muscles from a mile away. I had to say hi.
01:18Hey, what's up? Are you single?
01:20I am single, yeah. Oh, my God. Well, I'm Danny.
01:23You're Danny? What's your name?
01:24I'm Sem. Sem? Yeah.
01:26Like, we're in a video game. We're in a sim.
01:28Yeah, like a sim.
01:30Well, can I make my sim get your number?
01:32Okay.
01:32Okay, cool. Let me, let me do that.
01:36Ooh. What watch is that?
01:38Apple Watch.
01:39May have to break up with you. I am more of an Aura Ring girl.
01:43Aura Ring is crazy, but, huh?
01:44Is it, though?
01:46I don't know. I don't get you.
01:47Okay. Shit. I'm gonna have to pass on this.
01:52Um, but it was a really great pleasure chatting it up.
01:58Awesome. Very nice, long conversation.
01:59Yes.
02:00See ya.
02:00Probably gonna take your phone, bro.
02:03Oh, bro. Oh, my God. I'm so sorry. Thank you.
02:07Love you, bro.
02:08Love you.
02:10You're kind of cute.
02:11Do you want my number?
02:12I think so, yeah.
02:13Okay, I'll give you my number.
02:15Yeah, you're really cute.
02:16Oh, wait. Hold on. Are those, those are Berks, huh?
02:20I might have to break up with you.
02:22Um, to be honest with you, I'm just trying to eliminate, like, you know, a lot of things in 2026
02:27now.
02:28Well, I'm breaking up with, like, low-quality and overpriced burgers, and I'm just getting the Sonic Smasher.
02:33I mean, I'm so sorry to break things off like this.
02:36No, it's okay. I'm wearing Birkenstocks. I should have known.
02:38It's okay. You know, next time, maybe you wear, like, a different shoe. Walk by me.
02:42I'm gonna stick with Sonic because it's my go-to burger.
02:45I can't blame you.
02:46But, yeah, I'm so sorry.
02:48It's okay.
02:48I hope you have a good one.
02:50Could I get your number?
02:50Yeah, of course.
02:51Okay, cool. What's your name?
02:53Vico.
02:53Nice to meet you. I'm Danny.
02:55Good to meet you, Danny.
02:55The way you just honestly said my name was kind of, like, an ick.
03:00Like, I might have to break up with you.
03:02Okay.
03:04Sorry. I don't know. I'm trying to have some quality meat, and, like, it doesn't seem like you're gonna supply
03:08it.
03:08But I know Sonic Smasher, a $6 meal deal would.
03:11I know.
03:12Sorry about that.
03:13They're all good.
03:15Yeah. I don't know. Have a good one, though.
03:18See you.
03:20Are you single?
03:21Yeah.
03:22Oh, me too. Can I get your number?
03:24Yeah, you can get my number.
03:25Okay, cool.
03:26Where are we going on our first date?
03:28I'll have to figure it out, you know?
03:30Okay. Because if, I mean, you seem pretty indecisive, and I might have to break up with you just because
03:34I'm so decisive. Like, it's not you. It's, like, me always wanting, like, a high-quality, low-priced burger deal
03:42from Sonic.
03:43Okay.
03:43They have their $6 Smasher deal, and that's kind of my move, right?
03:48Would we go to Sonic?
03:49Of course we'd go to Sonic.
03:51Okay.
03:52You know, Sonic's amazing.
03:52I mean, like, look at this freaking burg.
03:55Yeah.
03:55Like, look at this. Smasher? Are you kidding?
03:58Of course.
03:58You want a little nibby?
03:59You know, I'm okay, you know?
04:01Thank you guys so much for watching the video.
04:02I hope you enjoyed it, and if you did, please be sure to give it a big thumbs up, comment
04:05below, subscribe, follow me on the rest of my social platforms, and be sure to go get your $6 All
04:09-American Sonic Smasher meal from Sonic Today.
04:11Bye.
04:12Bye.
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