00:00What's the most embarrassing thing you pretended to like for a girl? Definitely
00:03your coochie. Oh my god. Welcome back to Dirt with Danny. My name is Danny Jackal
00:07and tonight I'm at The Ohio State University and I'm going to be
00:09discovering what the most embarrassing thing is someone has pretended to like
00:13for love. Also this episode is presented to you by Phoenix Energy Drink so make
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00:23embarrassing thing that you've pretended to like for a girl? Definitely her
00:26laugh. A hundred percent. Sometimes you gotta stop saying jokes. Was it more of
00:31like an evil laugh? It's like freaky. You didn't like freaky. Repetitive. It just
00:35didn't do it for you? That's for sure. What is the most embarrassing thing that
00:39you've pretended to like for a guy? I like I've pretended to like like a guy
00:43who's like probably like 5'5". What's the most embarrassing thing that you've
00:47pretended to like for a girl? The shape of her nipples. Pointy and pepperoni nipples.
00:51Kind of the same experience over here. You guys f***ing the same girl? Could have been.
00:55Don't really know. You two are an awkward bunch I'll tell you that. What's the most
01:01embarrassing thing that you have pretended to like for a girl? I'll just say Mickey
01:05Mouse like the TV show. Disneyland? Oh the show. The show. The show is crazy. I'm sorry. What the f***?
01:12She just really liked Mickey Mouse Clubhouse. Did you like role play? Were you like Mickey and
01:16she was Minnie? Maybe. I'm terrified. I hate to judge. It's no longer. You're doing yourself a
01:23favor. What's the most embarrassing thing that you've pretended to like for a guy?
01:26Football or like some sport or something. I don't even know what football is. What's
01:30the most embarrassing thing that you've pretended to like for a girl? The nastiest thing I pretend to like.
01:34Um. I'm supposed to switch in the classroom but yeah. Wait would you. Yeah sure we'll go with that. No no no no. Cause I have to hear your answer now. No. Oh f***. Spit it out. That's what he said.
01:46Probably doing it in the butt. Like she puts it in your butt? No no no. I cut the camera. What's the most embarrassing thing you pretended to like for a girl?
01:56Definitely her coochie. Oh my god. It was bitter. Had like a tang to it. Did not taste the best. Did not smell the best. I had to play it off like I liked it when I hated it.
02:05Okay. I mean I definitely kept doing it. Did I like it? No. But I kept going with it. What's the most embarrassing thing that you've pretended to like for a girl?
02:13Taylor Swift. Cause don't get me wrong like she got some songs that like are tough. Okay. But never in my life would I want to be a Swifty. Be careful they might come for you.
02:22Yeah nah word. Yo listen I don't want no pro. I do not want no problems like. Make peace with the Swifties. She got good music though. She got a good body.
02:31I mean. Maybe for some. She's healthy. That's all that matters. She's healthy. That's all that matters. What is the most embarrassing thing that you've pretended to like for a girl? Taylor Swift. Do you know any of Taylor's songs? I know every word of all too well 10 minute version. Let's just say that. How about you? Tate McCray for sure. You pretend to like her? I do love her.
02:52Yeah. What do you mean? Don't you don't want to her? What? Next question. Who wouldn't? Yeah. What's wrong with you honestly? What is the most embarrassing thing that you've pretended to like for a guy?
03:02Everything about him. I mean we love an honest queen. What's the most embarrassing thing that you've pretended to like for a girl? He pretended to actually like his girlfriend for two years.
03:13That's true. That is true.
03:16He had a calendar up in his room and the first week I met him he had on his calendar a week into school. Break up with redacted. But they ended up getting back together.
03:25She would come back to the dorm and they would hang out and they would like f***ing do everything.
03:29And then one day I walk into his room and I see that the calendar has not changed. It still says break up with blank on it.
03:37So you're telling me that your girlfriend would come over and see the sign? And never know what's noticed it now.
03:43Like what is it? Are you just a f***? Like why didn't you dump her?
03:49Like I don't get it. Why are you stringing that along?
03:52What's the most embarrassing thing that you've pretended to like for a girl?
03:55This one girl I like loved Bluey. Like everything Bluey. Like this kid's show Bluey.
03:58So I had to like sit down and watch a few episodes with her.
04:02But like I don't find any appeal to Bluey.
04:06Do you like date a 10 year old?
04:08I mean no. No. No. No. No. No.
04:11It was a good time but I just nothing's. Yeah.
04:14I mean you can say it wasn't a good time.
04:16Maybe not.
04:17What is the most embarrassing thing that you've pretended to like for a girl?
04:21This girl told me she liked Billie Eilish.
04:23Oh my goodness. For 30 minutes.
04:25Pure lies I was telling her.
04:27It was absurd. I couldn't even tell you a Billie Eilish song.
04:30Did it work for you?
04:31It always works. Of course.
04:33I was just saying all men in this world are evil but me.
04:35I'm just like an amazing guy.
04:36Amazing guys like me just love Billie Eilish.
04:39We're just focused on like just the vision ahead you know?
04:42Yeah you're such a good guy.
04:43I can just tell you know.
04:45You're so great.
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