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00:00:07You
00:03:09That's it.
00:03:10What?
00:03:10All the continents and stuff.
00:03:12Been discovered by Christopher Columbus.
00:03:13But for certain, sure, nobody's charted the skies.
00:03:17What the Samuel are you carrying on about?
00:03:19The balloon in the papers near St. Louis.
00:03:22What about it?
00:03:23Oh, you couldn't see an adventure hanging from the end of your nose.
00:03:27Full steam ahead!
00:03:43The countryside was humming because of the balloon.
00:03:47And the folks said there was a comet heading on our way.
00:03:50Hey, Michelle.
00:03:52Hey, Michelle.
00:03:52I'm finding a paper.
00:03:53I'm finding a paper.
00:03:54I'm finding a paper.
00:03:54She's very slow.
00:03:55If I gave him these bulbs, he might let me, please, you know, get on and walk around.
00:04:22The man with a new idea is a fool.
00:04:27Until the idea succeeds.
00:04:31Why, Tom Sawyer and Huck Finn.
00:04:33Whatever are you doing here?
00:04:35Nothing.
00:04:36Why, Beckett Thatcher, land sakes.
00:04:38What a coincidence.
00:04:39You've been here the same time as Huck and me.
00:04:46Isn't he grand?
00:04:47I got up close so I could see, and he stopped.
00:04:51He let me shake his hand.
00:04:53Well, that's nothing.
00:04:55He's invited us to be the first inspectors of his balloon.
00:04:59Is that just more your hot air, Tom Sawyer?
00:05:02Come, step lively, Huck.
00:05:03We best be getting aboard.
00:05:05So long, Becky.
00:05:10Where are you really going in that thing, Mr. Twain?
00:05:15Going traveling?
00:05:17Travel has no longer any charm for me.
00:05:20I've seen all the foreign countries I care to see, except for heaven and hell.
00:05:26No, and I have only a vague curiosity as concerns one of those.
00:05:33No, friends.
00:05:34I go to meet the comet.
00:05:37He's not really going to talk to him.
00:05:40Yes, indeed.
00:05:41I surely plan to.
00:05:43But that's dangerous.
00:05:44Come on, Huck.
00:05:45Come on, hurry up.
00:05:46You're nothing but a liar in a stowaway, Tom Sawyer.
00:05:50You too, Huck Finn.
00:05:51Yes, that's right.
00:05:52You mustn't.
00:05:53Haley's Comet.
00:05:55I came in with Haley's Comet in 1835 when I was born.
00:06:01And I expect to go out with it.
00:06:10Oh, I'm looking forward to that.
00:06:25Welcome to the hurricane net.
00:06:27It's Tom.
00:06:28Whoopi, let's go.
00:06:30I'm trying to change this thing.
00:06:32Be careful, Tom.
00:06:36Tom, where are you?
00:06:38Great, Scott.
00:06:39What a contraption.
00:06:41Oh.
00:06:42What?
00:06:47Huck?
00:06:48Look at that, Tom.
00:06:49I thought I saw someone.
00:06:51But, gee, willows.
00:06:56Look at this.
00:06:58Wow.
00:07:03Huck?
00:07:04Uh-oh.
00:07:06Whoopi!
00:07:07Oh, no.
00:07:08We're on our way.
00:07:09Oh, no.
00:07:11Great Scott, we gotta get off.
00:07:13Off?
00:07:13What's the matter with you?
00:07:15Now I'll be celebrating.
00:07:17Tom Sawyer, the aeronaut.
00:07:19Ha!
00:07:20That'll show that, Becky Thatcher.
00:07:22Show her what?
00:07:23Caught you out, didn't I, Tom Sawyer?
00:07:26You are stowaways.
00:07:28Becky?
00:07:29You're no balloon inspector.
00:07:31Neither are you.
00:07:33Oh, are you ever gonna catch it when your Aunt Polly gets a hold of...
00:07:38Welcome to the hurricane net.
00:07:39Boys!
00:07:40Tom, Huck.
00:07:41Mark Twain!
00:07:42And Becky Thatcher.
00:07:44How do you know our names?
00:07:45Hello, my angelfish.
00:07:47More every day you remind me of my wife, Livvy, God rest her.
00:07:53Same combination of innocence and sand.
00:07:56Same carefree laugh of a girl.
00:08:00What happened to Livvy, Mr. Twain?
00:08:03To the helm.
00:08:04We've worked the door.
00:08:08Mr. Twain, there's been some kind of an accident.
00:08:11I think, uh, a miscalculation?
00:08:14Not by a considerable sign.
00:08:16But we're taken off.
00:08:18What a view.
00:08:20How are we gonna get down?
00:08:21You keep a tight tongue, Huck.
00:08:23This is bully up here, Mr. Twain!
00:08:26This is glorious.
00:08:27This is glorious.
00:08:27Did we ever strike and lucky?
00:08:29How high are we?
00:08:30How are we gonna get back down?
00:08:32Down is not our destination, my boy.
00:08:36Oh, no.
00:08:38You mean we're...
00:08:39Where are we going?
00:08:41To Haley's Comet.
00:08:43Haley's Comet?
00:08:45We get burned to a crisp.
00:08:48It'll be the greatest disappointment of my life if I don't meet up with that comet.
00:08:56Have a look back here.
00:08:58Man's plum crazy.
00:09:00I want to show you something.
00:09:01Blimey, now.
00:09:02You stick with me.
00:09:05See here.
00:09:06Now we cross the Atlantic.
00:09:07Hatch this trade wind to where the comet's parabola comes close to the Earth.
00:09:13Or close enough.
00:09:15What come a writer knows so much about piloting and navigating?
00:09:18Because long before I was a writer, I was a Mississippi riverboat pilot.
00:09:26Say, that's an uncommon fine frog.
00:09:30Well, that's Homer.
00:09:30You know, it was a frog like Homer that put me in the writing business.
00:09:35Huh.
00:09:36I wrote a story about the celebrated jumping frog of Calaveras County.
00:09:43That's right here.
00:09:45Home of Jim Smiley and his famous frog, Donald Webster.
00:09:49Famous frog?
00:09:50Will you tell me what in tarnation a frog could do to get himself famous?
00:09:54Oh, Tom.
00:09:55I've been trying everything I know.
00:09:57And I ain't even a little bit famous yet.
00:09:59Well, I'll tell you all about him.
00:10:01Just as it was told to me.
00:10:06What a fella, that Jim Smiley.
00:10:08Always betting on anything that turned up.
00:10:12Only thing is, he made sure he won every bet.
00:10:18He catched a frog one day and took him home and said he'd calculate to educate him.
00:10:25All a frog wants is educating, and he can do most anything.
00:10:32So he never done nothing for three months.
00:10:35He'll sit in his backyard and learn that frog to jump.
00:10:38And you bet he did learn him, too.
00:10:40All right, then.
00:10:42Let's just see how far you can go.
00:10:48Whee!
00:10:49Ha, ha, ha, ha!
00:10:51Come on, man, now.
00:10:53Work forever, Steve.
00:10:57Whee!
00:10:58Whee!
00:11:02Smiley knew a sucker when he saw one.
00:11:06Yeah!
00:11:11What might that be you got in a barrel?
00:11:14It might be a parrot.
00:11:16Might be a canary.
00:11:18Maybe.
00:11:19But ain't.
00:11:21It's only just a frog.
00:11:26So it is.
00:11:29What's he good for?
00:11:31Well, he's good enough for one thing, I should judge.
00:11:34He can outjump any frog in Calaveras County.
00:11:42Well, I don't see no points about that frog is any better than any other frog.
00:11:48Hmm, maybe you just don't understand frogs.
00:11:53Anyway, I got my opinion, and I'll just rest $40 that he can outjump any frog in Calaveras County.
00:12:03Well, I'm only a stranger here.
00:12:08I ain't got no frog.
00:12:11But if I had a frog, I'd bet you.
00:12:14That's all right.
00:12:15I'll go get you a frog.
00:12:23You hungry, frog?
00:12:32Smiley went to the swamp and slopped around in the mud for a long time.
00:12:39I'm not going to see how to try another one.
00:12:47Finally, he fetched a frog and fetched him in to give him to this fella.
00:12:51You're wicky!
00:12:53Here he comes.
00:12:56Here's your frog.
00:12:58The likes of that.
00:13:01What the slickest frog.
00:13:04Put my money on Smiley's frog.
00:13:08Me too.
00:13:10Count me in.
00:13:11Now then, if you're ready,
00:13:13set in the wrong side of Dano,
00:13:15with his forepaw's even regattles.
00:13:18And I'll give the word.
00:13:20Hey, on your marks,
00:13:22get sick,
00:13:23get.
00:13:24Come on.
00:13:25Get.
00:13:25Jump.
00:13:26Get in there, buddy.
00:13:28What's your matter of here?
00:13:30Will you start jumping?
00:13:32Oh, I'm a one-on-one.
00:13:34Hurry up.
00:13:35I said get.
00:13:36You're doing good, buddy.
00:13:38Get over there.
00:13:39Jump.
00:13:40Go, dog.
00:13:41Jump.
00:13:41Hurry up.
00:13:43Get on your knees.
00:13:44Get on your knees.
00:13:46Get on your neck.
00:13:48Keep on doing it.
00:13:49Keep on doing it.
00:13:52It's not real.
00:13:54Get on your knees.
00:13:56Get on your knees.
00:13:58No.
00:14:02Oh, no.
00:14:03Wait a minute.
00:14:03Jump.
00:14:04Jump.
00:14:05Jump.
00:14:06Jump frog.
00:14:07Get on your knees.
00:14:14What do you mean, you won?
00:14:17Uh, blame it.
00:14:18That was the $40 I had.
00:14:26Well, as I said before,
00:14:30I don't see no pints about that frog
00:14:32is any better than any other frog.
00:14:34I do wonder why in tarnation that there frog just give up.
00:14:41Wonder if there ain't something the matter with him.
00:14:43Pears look mighty baggy somehow.
00:14:48I blame my cats if he don't weigh 50 pounds.
00:14:56I've been hornswaddled!
00:14:59He was the maddest man.
00:15:01He took out after that fella, but he never catched him.
00:15:11Shucks, I could write a better story than that and Tom.
00:15:14That's what I said myself when I heard it.
00:15:17It was a big success all the same.
00:15:20I became a writer.
00:15:23I haven't worked a day since.
00:15:26Now that's a job I'd like to get.
00:15:29If you get out of here alive.
00:15:41There she is.
00:15:45How come you want to catch that comet so bad, Mr. Twain?
00:15:48Oh, the comet and I are a part of the plan, Angelfish.
00:15:54No doubt the almighty has said here.
00:15:56Here goes those two unaccountable freaks.
00:15:59They came in together.
00:16:01They must go out together.
00:16:06Here, set your eyes on this celestial schooner.
00:16:13Ooh.
00:16:15Ah, now ain't that a heart worse than spectacles?
00:16:19It's weird.
00:16:21Well, Tom and Huck and I, well, see, we're not so sure that...
00:16:27You know what I'm doing up here?
00:16:29What?
00:16:30Well, Angelfish, it's just like piloting a river.
00:16:34You get to know the shape of it.
00:16:37Like following a hall at home in the dark.
00:16:41And even if you feel some fear, you know no harm can come to you.
00:16:46But you travel that hallway a hundred times.
00:16:50Nothing but bare feet and faith.
00:17:07What are we gonna do?
00:17:09You know your own self.
00:17:11We gotta find a way off of this here balloon Tom Sawyer.
00:17:14Adventure or no?
00:17:16Okay, now over here.
00:17:18Now over there.
00:17:21Well?
00:17:23I got a plan.
00:17:25Just starting to brew.
00:17:27Well, what is it?
00:17:29First we gotta get Becky off.
00:17:30She talks too much.
00:17:32Can't keep a secret.
00:17:34So me and Huck was thinking we should set her down and let Becky off.
00:17:38Things are liable to get pretty rough.
00:17:40There is nothing comparable to the endurance of a woman.
00:17:44But this is different, Mr. Twain.
00:17:46We're aeronauts and girls don't belong.
00:17:48That's aeronauts.
00:17:53She would have to horn in on this expedition.
00:18:00Whoa!
00:18:01There's that thing again.
00:18:03Come on, let's go investigate.
00:18:06Tom.
00:18:08Where are you going?
00:18:09This thing's really amazing.
00:18:11Kills me the creeps.
00:18:14Hmm.
00:18:15Table of contents.
00:18:17Welcome to the complete works of Mark Twain.
00:18:19This is the Indictivator.
00:18:21Choose your story and proceed to the correct floor.
00:18:23Hmm.
00:18:24Let's have a look around.
00:18:27Okay now, Tom.
00:18:28I gotta know about this secret planet if we're gonna be partners.
00:18:31Okay.
00:18:32We're gonna watch and learn just the most we can about flying this here balloon.
00:18:37Welcome to Engine Joe!
00:18:38Look!
00:18:39Man, that was close.
00:18:41I don't ever want to meet that guy again.
00:18:43He was scary.
00:18:46Well, what then?
00:18:47Huh?
00:18:48What you said after we learn the most we can about this here balloon.
00:18:53Welcome to the Library Builder Room.
00:18:56Have you ever seen a place like this, Huck?
00:18:58Tom.
00:18:59Where are you going?
00:19:02Listen here, Tom.
00:19:04I want...
00:19:05Huh?
00:19:07Look at all this.
00:19:08What a contraption.
00:19:08Tom, I gotta know about the plan.
00:19:11I guess those must be the classics everybody's always talking about.
00:19:14What's a classic?
00:19:16Something everybody wants to have read, but nobody wants to read.
00:19:21Library Builder Room!
00:19:23Oh, here you are.
00:19:24Doggone it.
00:19:26What you guys doing?
00:19:28Oh, what's this thing do?
00:19:30Go ahead, give it a try.
00:19:32That's my monument to Adam and Eve.
00:19:35There she goes again.
00:19:42Thanks.
00:19:43They're naked.
00:19:44So are we all the day we're born.
00:19:47But we learn little modest.
00:19:50Not all over.
00:19:52Just in places.
00:19:58But it's just as well, I suppose.
00:20:02Naked people have little or no influence in society.
00:20:09The way I heard it, that Eve caused nothing but trouble.
00:20:13Well, I heard that each found the other a considerable nuisance.
00:20:17Uh-huh.
00:20:17In the beginning.
00:20:19Perhaps you would be interested in my research.
00:20:22Yes, sir, I surely would.
00:20:24And so would I.
00:20:26Have a look here.
00:20:28The Diary of Adam and Eve.
00:20:30What?
00:20:31It all started with the world's first birthday party.
00:20:49There.
00:20:55Oh.
00:20:56Oh.
00:20:58Oh, this is nice.
00:21:04Oops.
00:21:06What am I doing?
00:21:08There.
00:21:09Okay.
00:21:13This is good.
00:21:21This is cute.
00:21:36Oh, what a surprise.
00:21:39He's gonna love this place.
00:21:43Adam.
00:21:45This is for you.
00:21:56Adam.
00:21:57Oh.
00:21:58Oh, yeah.
00:21:59Oh.
00:22:02Adam.
00:22:03Oh, I did.
00:22:05Oh, you didn't want to know.
00:22:07Adam.
00:22:08What?
00:22:09It's for you.
00:22:12Hello?
00:22:12Oh, no.
00:22:15What?
00:22:20Aha.
00:22:27Oh.
00:22:29Very good.
00:22:31Oh.
00:22:32Oh.
00:22:33Oh.
00:22:35Hmm?
00:22:38Hmm.
00:22:43Hmm.
00:22:44Hmm.
00:22:45Hmm.
00:22:45Oh, yeah.
00:22:46Hmm.
00:22:52Hmm.
00:22:53Hmm.
00:22:53Oh, man.
00:22:53Oh.
00:22:55Oh.
00:22:59Oh, ho, ho.
00:23:00Ah.
00:23:01Aha.
00:23:05Oh, here we go.
00:23:08Oh.
00:23:08Oh.
00:23:09Oh.
00:23:11Yahoo!
00:23:17Uh.
00:23:20Oh.
00:23:24Oh.
00:23:28Oh.
00:23:31Yahoo!
00:23:38Mm.
00:23:43This was truly paradise, and Adam figured to keep track of it all.
00:23:50But as it turned out, someone else was keeping track of paradise as well.
00:24:16Saturday! I think it is a man. I had never seen one, but it looked like one.
00:24:27I feel more curiosity about it than about any of the other reptiles.
00:24:32It has frowsy hair, no hips, and tapers like a carrot, so I think it is a reptile, though it
00:24:41may be architecture.
00:24:45I was afraid of it at first, for I thought it was going to chase me.
00:24:56But it was only trying to get away.
00:25:00I waited a good while, then gave it up and went home.
00:25:06Sunday.
00:25:08Today, the same thing. I've got it up a tree again.
00:25:14It is resting, I suppose.
00:25:17It looks to me like the creature is more interested in resting than anything else.
00:25:23Oh!
00:25:26Oops!
00:25:39It was trying to catch the speckled fishes that play in the pool,
00:25:43and I had to claw it to try to make it go up the tree again and let them alone.
00:25:50This new creature is a good deal in the way.
00:25:53I wish it would hang out with the other animals and leave me alone.
00:26:05A new creature eats too much fruit.
00:26:08This morning, found it trying to shake apples out of that forbidden tree.
00:26:13Wanting to make friends, I tried to get him some of those apples.
00:26:17I failed.
00:26:19But I think the good intention pleased him.
00:26:23Oh, where's my...
00:26:27Ladder.
00:26:33During the last day or two, I have taken the work of naming things off his hands.
00:26:42He is evidently very grateful.
00:26:45The new creature says, it looks like grass.
00:26:49That is not a reason.
00:26:52It is imbecility and high-handed, it seems to me.
00:27:01Everything's named before I can lodge a protest.
00:27:04I get no chance to name anything myself.
00:27:10He has no gift at that line.
00:27:12I do not let him see that I'm aware of his defect.
00:27:21The naming goes recklessly on in spite of anything I can do.
00:27:29My life is not as happy as it was.
00:27:36Sunday.
00:27:38Hmm.
00:27:40The new creature says its name is Eve.
00:27:43That's all right.
00:27:45I have no objections.
00:27:47Says it's to call it Eve when I want it to come.
00:27:50In that case, I said it was superfluous.
00:27:56This morning, he used a surprisingly good word.
00:28:02Yes, it is a large good word and will bear repetition.
00:28:07Superfluous.
00:28:11Superfluous.
00:28:12Where did he get that word?
00:28:14I don't think I've ever used it.
00:28:17Superfluous.
00:28:18Yeah, yeah, I like that.
00:28:20Friday.
00:28:22Yahoo!
00:28:27Anna!
00:28:29Another time!
00:28:31She took to beseeching him to stop going over the fall.
00:28:35But they had no other use that he could see.
00:28:40Yahoo!
00:28:42I went over the falls in a barrel.
00:28:45Not satisfactory to her.
00:28:47Went over in a tub.
00:28:51Still not satisfactory.
00:28:55Still not satisfactory.
00:29:05What I need is a change of scene.
00:29:14I escaped last night.
00:29:17I escaped last night.
00:29:40We'll emigrate again when the occasion offers Sunday.
00:30:08For Adam, Sunday was getting to be more and more trying.
00:30:13It was selected and set apart as the day of rest.
00:30:21I go to the water when I need someone to talk to.
00:30:27It is a good friend to me.
00:30:31And my only one.
00:30:34It talks when I talk.
00:30:37It is sad when I am sad.
00:30:41And it comforts me with sympathy.
00:30:48She nearly strangled and said it was most uncomfortable.
00:30:54This made her sorry for the creatures that live there, which she calls Fosh.
00:30:59Fish!
00:31:00I don't see that they are any happier than they were before.
00:31:04Only quieter.
00:31:11He is avoiding me.
00:31:13And seems to wish I would not talk to him.
00:31:17So, I made friends with the animals.
00:31:28She thinks that things aren't right.
00:31:31Voila!
00:31:32The buzzard, for instance.
00:31:33She thinks it was intended to live on decayed flesh.
00:31:39But we cannot overturn the whole scheme to accommodate the buzzard.
00:31:46They both should fall.
00:31:48Or they both should fly.
00:31:53I don't know which.
00:32:00One of these is a fake.
00:32:02Congratulations, my dear.
00:32:05You have discovered the law of gravity.
00:32:09Why, so I have.
00:32:12I always say it's best to prove things by actual experiment, or you'll never get educated.
00:32:18Don't you agree?
00:32:20Oh, I do indeed.
00:32:22Knowledge is not easily come by.
00:32:26But there is a fine adult education course nearby, if you're interested in that sort of thing.
00:32:33Really?
00:32:34She is taken up with a snake.
00:32:37And I'm glad because the snake talks and this enables me to get some rest.
00:32:43But he advised her to keep away from that tree.
00:32:47He told her it would bring death into the world.
00:32:51But that's wonderful, Adam.
00:32:53You'll have fresh meat for the buzzards.
00:32:55And the lions and tigers can quit eating that ridiculous grass.
00:32:59Have you ever looked at their teeth, Adam?
00:33:00They aren't herbivores.
00:33:03I foresee trouble.
00:33:04We'll immigrate.
00:33:07He escaped and rode all night as fast as he could go.
00:33:13Hoping to get clear of the garden and hide in some other country,
00:33:17before the trouble over that apple should begin.
00:33:21Here we go.
00:33:22Come on.
00:33:49What?
00:33:50What?
00:33:50I'm thirsty.
00:33:55Too bad.
00:34:11Uh-oh.
00:34:15Holy cow, what was that?
00:34:22Fully a lightning storm.
00:34:32All hands on deck, quickly now.
00:34:39It's a blind night out.
00:34:41What a storm. Homer, Homer, come back.
00:34:44All hands laid home.
00:34:46Look out.
00:34:47We're gonna crash.
00:34:48Like hell we are.
00:34:51Get the upland station, gentlemen, lovers.
00:34:54Or crash on that boat.
00:34:56Great sky.
00:34:58Mickey, lower the pressure valve.
00:35:01Gotta find a mark.
00:35:03Come.
00:35:05Fetch the sounding gun.
00:35:15Round off.
00:35:18Round off.
00:35:19Round off.
00:35:21I'm saying things, Homer.
00:35:24The trigger.
00:35:25Call the trigger.
00:35:28Mark 15.
00:35:30Pistain.
00:35:31Think.
00:35:32Pistain.
00:35:33And me.
00:35:35Mark, look.
00:35:37What?
00:35:38I thought I saw someone.
00:35:41Me too.
00:35:42We hit a bar.
00:35:45We're coming above.
00:35:47Pulling the stabilizer.
00:35:54Friars.
00:35:54Friars.
00:35:55Friars over, boys.
00:35:55What did I do, Mr. Clare?
00:35:57Maggie.
00:35:57Take the wheel.
00:35:58Okay.
00:35:59That is your goal.
00:36:00What's happening down there?
00:36:02Hang on there, little fella.
00:36:03I can't see.
00:36:04What's happening?
00:36:05No.
00:36:06Homer.
00:36:13I can't look.
00:36:15Hang on, Homer.
00:36:16Hang on.
00:36:19Hang on.
00:36:20Who's got it?
00:36:22Yay.
00:36:23He got it.
00:36:25Oh, boy.
00:36:27Who's the lunchman?
00:36:28I am, sir.
00:36:30Devil.
00:36:31Devil.
00:36:32My hand.
00:36:33Maggie.
00:36:34Maggie.
00:36:34Oh, the starboard.
00:36:36Spinner.
00:36:37Spinner.
00:36:39Spinner.
00:36:40We're heading for the rocks.
00:36:42Oh, my lady.
00:36:43Hook.
00:36:44Your head up.
00:36:47No, not that way, Maggie.
00:36:49The starboard.
00:36:51Starboard.
00:36:51Turn, Becky.
00:36:52Mr. Twain.
00:36:54Starboard.
00:36:55The other way.
00:36:57The other way.
00:36:58What?
00:36:59Oh, no.
00:37:02Oh, no.
00:37:04Back her.
00:37:05Quick.
00:37:06Quick.
00:37:06My God.
00:37:07Back there, mortal skull, Oliver.
00:37:09Oh, no.
00:37:11Oh.
00:37:11Oh.
00:37:13The rat.
00:37:15The rat.
00:37:16The rat.
00:37:17Oh, no.
00:37:18Oh, no.
00:37:20Oh.
00:37:21Oh, no.
00:37:21I got one hand.
00:37:24Oh.
00:37:29Oh.
00:37:30Well, we need altitude!
00:37:33Oh, gee!
00:37:36You drop balance!
00:37:38Now!
00:37:47Head full!
00:37:57Here, I'll take her now.
00:38:00Alright.
00:38:23We've lost valuable time.
00:38:26And as deckhands, you've got a lot to learn.
00:38:34Of course, training is everything.
00:38:38I mean, a cauliflower is just a cabbage with a college education.
00:38:44I'll show you the ropes later on.
00:38:46You'll go down and get warm.
00:38:50Your cabbages.
00:39:07I don't think we're ever going to get back home.
00:39:10Oh, yes, we are.
00:39:11Tom's got a plan, don't you, Tom?
00:39:13Huh?
00:39:14What?
00:39:15Huh?
00:39:18What in the...
00:39:20Aunt Polly?
00:39:21Welcome to the adventures of Tom Sawyer.
00:39:23Where are they, right?
00:39:25Ah!
00:39:26Oh!
00:39:27Oh!
00:39:28Aunt Polly!
00:39:29I'm an aeronaut.
00:39:30I'm in a balloon.
00:39:31Aunt Polly?
00:39:33What's going on?
00:39:34Where'd he go?
00:39:37Ooh, we're home.
00:39:39Oh, Huck, open the door.
00:39:41Hurry up!
00:39:44That was close.
00:39:45She was going to make me whitewash that old fence again.
00:39:49Tom Sawyer, you chowderhead.
00:39:51Open that door.
00:39:52If you want off so bad.
00:39:54Where'd it go?
00:39:57Close enough to home to bark our shins, and now it's gone.
00:40:02Look, somebody's coming.
00:40:05Oh, Mr. Twain.
00:40:08What's the matter?
00:40:11Welcome to the adventures of Tom Sawyer.
00:40:14Am I already famous?
00:40:16Don't you care about nothing else, you lummox?
00:40:19Fame is a vapor.
00:40:21The only earthly certainty is oblivion.
00:40:26Welcome to the mysterious stranger.
00:40:28What?
00:40:31Hello.
00:40:33Who are you?
00:40:36An angel.
00:40:40What's your name?
00:40:42Satan.
00:40:44Uh-oh.
00:40:45What's the matter?
00:40:48Nothing.
00:40:49Only it's sure a sorry name for an angel.
00:40:53Oh, wow.
00:40:54Please, come in.
00:40:56Magician.
00:40:59Come on.
00:41:01Come on.
00:41:08Amazing.
00:41:09It's like an island.
00:41:12Very good.
00:41:19Did you see that?
00:41:22How do you learn to do that?
00:41:25I didn't learn it at all.
00:41:28It comes naturally to me, like other curious things.
00:41:34Are you hungry?
00:41:36Sure am.
00:41:38What kind of fruit do you like the most?
00:41:42Oranges.
00:41:43Apples.
00:41:43Grapes.
00:41:54Where'd he go?
00:41:56What happened to him?
00:41:57There.
00:42:02Oh, boy.
00:42:03Can we help?
00:42:05You may make some people.
00:42:08I'll make the king and queen.
00:42:14I'm gonna make a soldier.
00:42:21Look at that little village.
00:42:26There.
00:42:27Here's a buddy.
00:42:29Now we'll give them life.
00:42:32Moving.
00:42:33Looks like my pap on Saturday night.
00:42:37Wow.
00:42:37Look, they're moving.
00:42:39There's like regular people.
00:42:58There's like regular people.
00:43:07I find you humans quite interesting, even though you are a worthless, greedy lot.
00:43:19How annoying that sound to you.
00:43:25I'm sorry.
00:43:31I'm sorry.
00:43:33On your mind.
00:43:35I'm sorry.
00:43:35Pffft.
00:43:36What's wrong?
00:43:36Fools.
00:43:38What fascinations there are on this planet.
00:43:42Strange mortals with curious customs.
00:43:49We'll have a storm now, and an earthquake if you like.
00:43:54You must stand aside, out of danger.
00:44:37I can do no wrong.
00:44:40For I do not know what it is.
00:44:45You murdered them.
00:44:47Never mind them.
00:44:50People are of no value.
00:44:53We could make more sometime.
00:44:57If we need them.
00:45:05Life itself is only a vision.
00:45:09A dream.
00:45:11Nothing exists.
00:45:13Save empty space.
00:45:15And you...
00:45:16And you...
00:45:18Are but a thought.
00:45:32I want to go home.
00:45:35Welcome to Injury.
00:45:36Do you reckon I'm getting out of here?
00:45:37No, Huck.
00:45:38Huh?
00:45:39Not that way, Huck.
00:45:41Mr. Twain, please do it.
00:45:43Mr. Twain, please do it.
00:45:45Mr. Twain, please do it.
00:45:45Mr. Twain, please do it.
00:45:46Mr. Twain, please do it.
00:45:48Mr. Twain!
00:45:49Remember your old friend?
00:45:58Mr. Twain, why did you do that?
00:46:01I realize that from the cradle up, I have been like the rest of the race.
00:46:07Mr. Twain, please do it.
00:46:08Never quite sane at night.
00:46:14But Mr. Twain, it...
00:46:17Welcome to the damned human race!
00:46:20There does it.
00:46:22Huh?
00:46:27We're only waiting for the right moment now.
00:46:30Right moment for what?
00:46:31Yeah.
00:46:33Becky, do you swear not to tell?
00:46:37Sure.
00:46:39On your grandmother's bones?
00:46:43Well, do ya?
00:46:44Yeah.
00:46:48We're gonna hijack this balloon.
00:46:51What?
00:46:52Hi, Jack.
00:46:53Can't you see it?
00:46:55Tom Sawyer Aeronort saves airborne friends from Madman's Death Wish.
00:47:22What?
00:47:40What?
00:47:47Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
00:48:40Transcription by CastingWords
00:48:41When, Tom?
00:48:46Tomorrow.
00:49:20Okay, so you line that up with the sun, right?
00:49:24Yeah.
00:49:28Mr. Twain?
00:49:31What's this?
00:49:33Now, you be careful there.
00:49:35That's the central power panel.
00:49:39Ah, London.
00:49:41Right on schedule.
00:49:42Good thing, too.
00:49:44That comet won't be around again till I'm 150.
00:49:48By that time, I may have changed my mind.
00:49:54All right, scouts.
00:49:55What'd you uncover?
00:49:56Well, the steering looks pretty easy.
00:49:59I found the power thrusters, but I don't know...
00:50:02Well, I've found a way to stop this ship cold.
00:50:09What's that?
00:50:10Welcome to Mark Twain's notebook.
00:50:13I reckon it's Mr. Twain.
00:50:15I am the only man living who understands human nature.
00:50:21God has put me in charge of this branch office.
00:50:23When I retire, there'll be no one to take my place.
00:50:28I shall keep on doing my duty.
00:50:33For when I get over on the other side,
00:50:36I want to use my influence to have the human race ground again.
00:50:41This time, ground good.
00:50:44No omission.
00:50:46No art.
00:50:56Sometimes the old man seems powerful and unhappy.
00:51:01I think he's lonely.
00:51:04I think he's asleep.
00:51:07Thunderation, we struck it lucky.
00:51:08This is our chance.
00:51:09What?
00:51:10Uh-oh.
00:51:12We're gonna sashay on over there.
00:51:14Hog tie Mr. Twain and hijack this here ship.
00:51:17But...
00:51:17I don't think...
00:51:18Don't be a couple of sissies in the face of real adventure.
00:51:22Okay.
00:51:29Tom, is this necessary?
00:51:33There.
00:51:33That ought to hold him.
00:51:35Hey, don't set those keys there.
00:51:38The key always has to be just out of the prisoner's reach.
00:51:42So he can plan his escape.
00:51:44Confound it.
00:51:45That's foolish, Tom.
00:51:47To the helm, aeronauts.
00:51:49That's aeronauts.
00:51:50Come on.
00:51:54Look.
00:51:57We had you all tied up.
00:52:00No, no, no, no, no.
00:52:02That was just a little writer's block.
00:52:05I never saw such escape artist.
00:52:08You look about as disappointed as Presbyterians in hell.
00:52:14We'll never get home.
00:52:15Hmm.
00:52:20They're thinking we're gonna die when we meet up with that comet.
00:52:31I suppose we do die.
00:52:36Is there truly a heaven or a hell?
00:52:40Huh?
00:52:40Oh, I don't know.
00:52:42I don't want to express an opinion.
00:52:44You see, I'd have friends in both places.
00:52:50Now consider old Captain Stormfield.
00:52:55Come on over here, Tom.
00:52:57I've got something to show you.
00:53:06Look at that.
00:53:08Stormfield, is that you?
00:53:10Why, who are there, Mark Twain?
00:53:13Where might you be going?
00:53:15I might.
00:53:16Huh?
00:53:17I most assuredly am going to heaven.
00:53:19Ah, an optimist.
00:53:23Racing his own comet, too.
00:53:26Stormfield's a man with faith.
00:53:28Means he's willing to believe in what he knows ain't so.
00:53:44Well, quick, where are you from?
00:53:53San Francisco.
00:53:55Is it a planet?
00:53:58Planet?
00:53:59Why, it's a city.
00:54:00And moreover, it's one of the biggest and the finest.
00:54:04Well, that's delightful.
00:54:06But we don't deal in cities here.
00:54:08Where are you from in a more general way?
00:54:13Beg your pardon?
00:54:15Ooh.
00:54:16Put me down for California.
00:54:21Is it a constellation?
00:54:23Oh, my goodness, no.
00:54:25It's a state.
00:54:26Wait, I'm from America.
00:54:29The United States of America.
00:54:33There ain't any such orb.
00:54:35Orb?
00:54:36What are you talking about, young fella?
00:54:38It ain't an orb.
00:54:40It's a country.
00:54:42Why, America is one of the finest...
00:54:48Now, once and for all, where are you from?
00:54:53Just say I'm from the world.
00:54:56What world?
00:54:57Why, uh, the world, of course.
00:55:01The world.
00:55:03Well, there's billions of them.
00:55:05Well, the one that has the sun and the moon and Mars, Neptune, and Jupiter, and Venus, Saturn.
00:55:11Oh, come on.
00:55:12Jupiter.
00:55:12Jupiter.
00:55:13Jupiter.
00:55:14Seems to me we had a man from there eight or nine hundred years ago.
00:55:19Oh.
00:55:20Oh, my God.
00:55:22Did you come straight here from your system?
00:55:29Um, yes, sir.
00:55:32That is not true.
00:55:35And this is no place for a fib.
00:55:39You wandered from your court.
00:55:42How did that happen?
00:55:44Well, I'm sorry.
00:55:46I take back what I said.
00:55:48I confess.
00:55:49I raced a little with a comet one day.
00:55:51Only just the least little bit.
00:55:53Only the tiniest little bit.
00:55:55So, that divergence has caused all this trouble.
00:55:58Well, I slanted you at a gate.
00:56:00There's billions of leagues from the right one.
00:56:03Oh.
00:56:06Oh, go on in.
00:56:08You'll be safe forever, and you won't have any more trouble.
00:56:11Next.
00:56:12I'm off.
00:56:15Well, quick.
00:56:17Where are you from?
00:56:19Well, I beg your pardon, mister, but, uh, ain't you forgot something?
00:56:23Forgot something.
00:56:27Uh, not that I know of.
00:56:31Why, my harp, and my wreath, and my halo, and my hymn book, and my palm branch.
00:56:37I never heard of these things before.
00:56:40Oh, trust me.
00:56:42You won't be conspicuous in this district without it.
00:56:49Well, good day.
00:56:58Most of the ice there ain't right here.
00:57:01Yes, yes!
00:57:03Turn me on!
00:57:06Do it again to me, just like that, yes!
00:57:10Sack it to me, sack it to me, sack it to me!
00:57:21Hey there!
00:57:25Yes, boss, yes!
00:57:28Can we do any more?
00:57:30Yes!
00:57:32Yes!
00:57:38Well, uh...
00:57:42Well, look who's here.
00:57:46You know, I begin to see that a man's got to be in his own heaven to be happy.
00:57:55Perfectly correct.
00:57:57Did you imagine that the same heaven would suit all sorts of people?
00:58:02Go that way.
00:58:04A million leagues or so.
00:58:06Well, thank you, sir.
00:58:08So long.
00:58:10It's been swell.
00:58:12It's been grand.
00:58:21Our pain book, our wings, halos, size 13, size 13, Captain Eli Stormfield of San Francisco.
00:58:29Make him out a clean bill of health and let him in.
00:58:32Show me a cloud.
00:58:33I'm all right now.
00:58:38Oh, I think.
00:58:40Oh, sorry.
00:58:42I forgot.
00:58:43Supposed to be quiet.
00:58:45A harp, a hymn book, and wings.
00:58:49Good God, what a swindle.
00:58:53I'm led to consider a different path.
00:58:56Heaven for climbing.
00:58:58Hell for company.
00:59:02Either way, you've got to die to get there.
00:59:06Land sakes!
00:59:07Set her back!
00:59:09Whoa, what's that?
00:59:10Ah, the sphinx.
00:59:13Nothing to be afraid of.
00:59:15It's only the fangs.
00:59:17That sphinx.
00:59:18Hmm.
00:59:20Hmm.
00:59:22Now, with the right wind, we should go aloft right here.
00:59:27The comet is still some time off.
00:59:29Best we should impose on this great beast to secure our anchor.
00:59:34We're cooked.
00:59:35That's the end.
00:59:36We're gunners.
00:59:37There is no satisfied than a young pessimist.
00:59:42Except an old optimist.
00:59:46Ah, let's see.
00:59:48We'll have to wait.
00:59:50Come on!
00:59:50To ascend until exactly six o'clock.
00:59:58So when the alarm goes off, the knife cuts the rope and the axe smashes the...
01:00:05Shh!
01:00:05What?
01:00:06Thought I heard him coming.
01:00:08Nah, it's only Homer.
01:00:10I think that ought to do it.
01:00:13Why don't we just take the axe and smash it now?
01:00:16What's the good of a plan that's no more trouble than that?
01:00:20Timing's everything.
01:00:21You heard, Mr. Twain.
01:00:23Six o'clock.
01:00:26Come on.
01:00:43Huh.
01:00:45My good old ancestor, Adam.
01:00:53How deep a debt of gratitude we owe to Adam and Eve.
01:00:59They brought death into the world.
01:01:07The diary.
01:01:09Oh, yeah.
01:01:10Yeah.
01:01:12We never finished Adam and Eve's story.
01:01:14Oh, that's right.
01:01:15I guess we have time.
01:01:17Sure.
01:01:17We've got plenty of time.
01:01:19Oh.
01:01:20Let's see.
01:01:21Where were we?
01:01:22Oh, yeah.
01:01:23Eve had just eaten the apple and rearranged the world a little.
01:01:29After the disaster, Adam found a place outside the garden and was fairly comfortable for a while.
01:01:42Hmm.
01:01:44Hmm?
01:01:52Hmm?
01:01:53Hmm.
01:01:54I was not sorry she came.
01:01:56There are but meager pickings here, and she brought some of those apples.
01:02:00It was against my principles, but I find that principles have no real force except when
01:02:07one is well fed.
01:02:32Hmm. I find she's at least a companion. I would be lonely and depressed without her now that
01:02:39we've lost our property.
01:03:23Hmm. Hmm.
01:03:32Tuesday.
01:03:34She says it is ordered that we will work for a living hereafter.
01:03:39She will be useful. I will superintend.
01:03:50Oh!
01:03:53Oh!
01:03:56What is it?
01:03:57Fire!
01:04:00How do you know?
01:04:01It looks like fire!
01:04:03It annoyed him that I should know and he must ask.
01:04:07How did it come?
01:04:08I made it!
01:04:10What are these?
01:04:12Coals!
01:04:12He picked one up, but changed his mind and put it down again. Then he went away.
01:04:20Nothing interests him!
01:04:26I was mistaken about her in the beginning. Perhaps it is better to live outside the garden with her than
01:04:33inside without her.
01:04:35Would you like to see my etchings?
01:05:02Would you like to see my etchings?
01:05:04Hmm?
01:05:04Hmm?
01:05:04I have never seen her do this with any other fish.
01:05:08I have never seen her do this with any other fish. And it troubles me greatly.
01:05:11Hmm.
01:05:13I have come to like Sundays. Superintending all the week tires the body so.
01:05:23I have not seen a fish that could laugh.
01:05:27Hmm?
01:05:29This makes me doubt.
01:05:31I do not love Adam on account of his brightness. Though, I think in time it will develop.
01:05:42He is self-educated and really knows a multitude of things. But none of them are true.
01:05:52It isn't a fish. In my judgment, it is either an enigma or some kind of bug.
01:05:59I never had a thing perplex me so.
01:06:03Perhaps I could take it apart and see what its arrangements are.
01:06:11It is not a kangaroo. It is probably some kind of bear.
01:06:16Mama! Papa!
01:06:19This resemblance to words is extraordinary and is a thing which no other bear can do.
01:06:25This one will be less dangerous when it has company of its own species.
01:06:31I will make an exhaustive search.
01:06:41Why do I love him?
01:06:43I guess just because he is a man and because he is mine.
01:07:02It has been a weary hunt, yet I have had no success.
01:07:08But without so much as stirring from home, she has caught another one.
01:07:13Bye daddy! ì–´ë”” day!say!
01:07:13Hi daddy!
01:07:14I never saw such luck.
01:07:17Bye daddy!
01:07:24They were children.
01:07:26Adam and Eve discovered it in time.
01:07:29It was their coming in that small shape that puzzled them.
01:07:36Abel is a good boy.
01:07:39But if Cain had stayed a bear, it would have improved him.
01:07:43Whoa, what's going on?
01:07:45Here we go.
01:07:59It is my deepest hope that we may pass from this life together.
01:08:05But if one of us must go first, let it be me.
01:08:10For he is strong, and I am weak, and am not...
01:08:13And am not so necessary to her as she is to me.
01:08:18Life without him would not be life.
01:08:22How could I endure it?
01:08:27Wind in the east.
01:08:29I think we shall have rain.
01:08:32Wind in the east.
01:08:33Wind in the west.
01:08:34Wind in the east.
01:08:34sale in the east.
01:08:52Wind in the east.
01:08:53Wind in the east.
01:08:53A story of the wind in the east.datedmerelline.
01:08:54Wind. Horror of the shin.
01:09:04What is it?
01:09:05Well, it's, uh, valentine.
01:09:10Valentine? Where did you get that word?
01:09:14It looks like a valentine.
01:09:20It's a good word and bears repeating.
01:09:44The garden is lost, but I have found him and am content.
01:10:11Wherever she was, there was Eden.
01:10:32I'm tired and old.
01:10:39I wish I were with my living.
01:10:54That's really why you want to meet the comet, isn't it?
01:10:59And I am looking forward to that.
01:11:11But, Mr. Twain, we're too young to die.
01:11:17Die? Fiddlesticks, you're not going to die.
01:11:19But how are we going to get home?
01:11:22So as I get to that comet, this vessel's all yours.
01:11:25This ship!
01:11:27You mean it?
01:11:27Fully!
01:11:28Fully!
01:11:29Oh, no.
01:11:33Tom!
01:11:35The power!
01:11:36Shit!
01:11:37Oh, no.
01:11:39Oh, no.
01:11:41Oh, no.
01:11:43What in tarnation?
01:11:45The power!
01:11:46The power!
01:11:47Dad, blame it.
01:11:47What's going on?
01:11:48We have smashed the power panel.
01:11:50What?
01:11:51We didn't know.
01:11:52We're trapped in here.
01:11:54We can't get to the emergency power switch.
01:11:56The airbag will blow us all to hell.
01:11:59Oh, no.
01:12:00Come on, Sawyer.
01:12:01I ought to knock you off the portal.
01:12:04Come on!
01:12:05Tom, let me try.
01:12:09It's too small.
01:12:11There must be a way.
01:12:12Couldn't bet on it.
01:12:13Homer, he can do it.
01:12:15Homer?
01:12:16Huck, this is serious.
01:12:18I've been educating him.
01:12:19He can do most anything.
01:12:20Oh, it's a chance in a million.
01:12:22At least give him a try.
01:12:24What else we got?
01:12:25All right.
01:12:26Huck, the emergency power button is just inside the back rail, near the helm.
01:12:31One foot forward of the stabilizer control wheel.
01:12:34And what's the distance between my hand and the stabilizer control wheel?
01:12:38Oh, about 14 feet.
01:12:4014 and a half feet.
01:12:42Okay, Homer, 14 and a half big ones as the crew flies.
01:12:44Inside the fence, hold the back clip so you can see the driver.
01:12:46Then slide one big one due east.
01:12:50What the?
01:12:51It's the pressure.
01:12:52Oh, no.
01:12:53Well, here it goes.
01:12:55All right, Homer.
01:12:57One bureaucracy.
01:13:03Right.
01:13:05He missed.
01:13:05I knew he couldn't.
01:13:07What are we going to do?
01:13:08Homer!
01:13:09Homer!
01:13:11Homer!
01:13:12Homer!
01:13:14Homer!
01:13:14Come on, you old toad!
01:13:16Hit the button!
01:13:18Homer!
01:13:20Homer!
01:13:22Homer!
01:13:23Hey, you wizarding Homer!
01:13:24Homer!
01:13:29Oh, yay, you wizarding Homer!
01:13:31By jings he did it.
01:13:32Yay, Homer!
01:13:33Woo-pee!
01:13:34Now, put out lively, you swags.
01:13:36Let's go!
01:13:38Explorers, name your name!
01:13:40Put thin red-handed.
01:13:41Becky's matched your terror in the sky.
01:13:42And Tom Sawyer Eleanor!
01:13:44To your battle stations.
01:13:47Come on, Ryan.
01:13:47Woo-pee.
01:13:50Homer, you're a hero.
01:13:52Let's go.
01:13:55Uh-oh!
01:13:57There it goes!
01:13:59Damn, we missed it!
01:14:00Let's catch it! Aye, aye!
01:14:03On a starboard!
01:14:05Okay! Here we go!
01:14:12We need altitude!
01:14:14Jettison the superfluous!
01:14:19Cost a typesetter!
01:14:21First damn investment I ever made!
01:14:24Yeah!
01:14:30Shove the formal ware!
01:14:33I'm all I need!
01:14:37Hold on there! Keep that manuscript!
01:14:39Won't be published for years yet!
01:14:42We are fast rising from affluence to poverty!
01:15:01It's way ahead of us!
01:15:03Stand home!
01:15:08Commission the auxiliary thrusters!
01:15:11Aye aye, sir!
01:15:14All right, pour out the coal!
01:15:16Yes, sir!
01:15:19All hands lay cool!
01:15:21Raise the stabilizers!
01:15:24Put some steam and go up!
01:15:27Stabilizers activated, sir!
01:15:34Tom!
01:15:35Yes, sir!
01:15:36Lower the pressure mount!
01:15:38Okay!
01:15:39We're catching them!
01:15:40Here, let me help, Tom!
01:15:43Here, let me help, Tom!
01:15:51Meteor!
01:15:54Watch out ahead, sir!
01:16:01Don't be afraid!
01:16:03Confidence protects, children!
01:16:05And it is!
01:16:07I know it's true!
01:16:08I tested it!
01:16:15Tom!
01:16:16I got it!
01:16:26Whoa!
01:16:27We're dead!
01:16:28Fire up the handy retriever!
01:16:43I got one!
01:16:46Wow!
01:16:47Got another one!
01:16:48Yeah!
01:16:58In and out!
01:16:59This is critical!
01:17:00We're entering the channel!
01:17:02Huck, pull back the thrusters, one half!
01:17:04Aye, aye, Captain!
01:17:05We must be very careful!
01:17:10It's getting shallow.
01:17:12Murky.
01:17:13I can't see!
01:17:15Club are led there to the sounding gun!
01:17:18Yes, sir!
01:17:20Sound on!
01:17:26Mark three!
01:17:28Mark three!
01:17:30Ahead one third!
01:17:31Yes, Captain.
01:17:35Halfway!
01:17:36Starboard halfway!
01:17:37Next to two!
01:17:38Good job!
01:17:40Aye-ya!
01:17:42Back two thirds!
01:17:43Aye-ya!
01:17:44Back two thirds!
01:17:45Come on!
01:17:45Sound down!
01:17:47Last twang!
01:17:49Fort last twang!
01:17:50Now stand by, Huck!
01:17:58Fort more twang!
01:18:02Fort twang!
01:18:02Fort twang!
01:18:04Now let her have it!
01:18:05Every ounce you got!
01:18:11Dad, why is he...
01:18:18Uh-oh!
01:18:22Hang on!
01:18:24Okay!
01:18:25Uh-oh!
01:18:36Hang on!
01:18:39Okay!
01:18:41Yeah!
01:18:41Good gun!
01:18:42That was bully!
01:18:43Great guns!
01:18:45Great guns!
01:18:45That was well done!
01:18:47Cabbages to cauliflowers!
01:18:51Yeah!
01:18:52Okay!
01:18:53Calm down, Homer!
01:19:00Come on out and show yourself!
01:19:03Hey!
01:19:03Hey!
01:19:04Hey!
01:19:04Hey!
01:19:05Hey!
01:19:06Hey!
01:19:06Hey!
01:19:06Hey!
01:19:06Hey!
01:19:06Hey!
01:19:07You've just wanted me long enough!
01:19:09Let's get this over with!
01:19:10What are you doing?
01:19:11Two more trains!
01:19:11What's going on?
01:19:12How can there be two of you?
01:19:13This is craziness!
01:19:14Everyone is a moon and has a dark side, which he never shows to anybody, if he can help it.
01:19:24I've seen you before. You've been on this ship the whole time, haven't you?
01:19:32Why don't we tie that other one up to keep him from going with you?
01:19:36He's such a rapscallion.
01:19:38He must come with me, Tom. I'm not whole without him.
01:19:42What about us?
01:19:43You shall ably sail a Mark Twain around the world for a long time.
01:19:50You are a capable crew, and this ship, a large enough body of work that you may live forever, or
01:19:59long enough.
01:20:01My books are water. Those of the great geniuses are wine.
01:20:08Everybody drinks water.
01:20:12Let me see. There are a number of things I need to tell you before I go.
01:20:22Always obey your parents when they are present.
01:20:29Be respectful of your superiors, if you have any.
01:20:34Rise early, or it is the early bird that catches the worm.
01:20:39I once knew a man who tried it, got up at sunrise, horse bit him.
01:20:49It's time.
01:20:50I'm still considering whether to go.
01:20:53I have never seen an atom of truth that there is a future life.
01:20:58Yet I am strongly inclined to expect one.
01:21:03Anyway, don't be such a sissy in the face of a real adventure.
01:21:12Well, and I'm not as big a fool as Stormfield.
01:21:15If I can't swear, I won't stay.
01:21:34I'll be such a sissy in the face of a real adventure.
01:21:37Look!
01:21:41Mr. Twain, where's the comet going now?
01:21:45To Eden, angelfish.
01:21:48Back to Eden.
01:21:59I found this in Adam and Eve's diary.
01:22:04You can have it.
01:22:10Yeah, well, I found these.
01:22:17The human race in all its poverty has only one truly effective weapon.
01:22:24Laughter.
01:22:26Against the assault of laughter, nothing can stand.
01:22:39Oh, come on!
01:22:40Laughter.
01:22:41Laughter.
01:22:42Okay, now, level her out.
01:22:44Well, this was one adventure Mr. Twain wouldn't get around to writing.
01:22:47Steady as you go.
01:22:48So I figured to get it all down before I forgot a single thing.
01:22:52Let me help you write it, okay?
01:22:54After all, I am pretty much the hero.
01:22:56Well, I...
01:22:56And when it's done, we'll get it to a publisher, just like Mr. Twain.
01:22:59And then we're gonna...
01:23:01You stopped your asking for it, Hook.
01:23:02Okay, ready?
01:23:03The Adventures of Mark Twain by the great, famous, world-renowned, celebrated author and...
01:23:08And, ahem, aeronaut, Tom Sawyer.
01:23:19A flash of comet fire
01:23:23Coming to find you
01:23:25Almost blinded by the light
01:23:33His destiny was clear
01:23:37The comet leaves today
01:23:40And even waits tonight
01:23:46Chasing the lights
01:23:48Leaving the night to heroes
01:23:51Heroes
01:23:53Heroes
01:23:54Chasing the lights
01:23:55Leaving the fight
01:23:57To heroes
01:23:59Heroes
01:24:00Heroes
01:24:03Heroes
01:24:07We say long through the night
01:24:10Soldiers of fortune
01:24:13Tell the story if we can
01:24:21Heroes
01:24:22You have to know the dreams
01:24:24The devils and the gods
01:24:28Before you know the man
01:24:32Chasing the lights
01:24:34Leaving the fight
01:24:36To heroes
01:24:37Heroes
01:24:38Carry the light
01:24:41We have the light
01:24:43Of heroes
01:24:45Heroes
01:24:49Heroes
01:24:51Heroes
01:24:53Heroes
01:24:54Heroes
01:25:25The fight to heroes, heroes, carry the light, we have fire, heroes, heroes, chasing the light, pass to the night,
01:25:40we're heroes, heroes, carry the light, pull aside for heroes, heroes, heroes.
01:25:55Heroes.
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