00:00So NASA finally launched Artemis to the first crewed mission to the moon since 1972.
00:06Yeah, 54 years later, we're basically saying, hey moon, sorry we ghosted you, we were busy
00:12inventing TikTok for astronauts are on board and the mission cost around $93 billion. That's right,
00:20$93 billion. For that kind of money, you could buy every Starbucks latte ever made and still
00:26afford therapy for everyone who drank them. The plan is to orbit the moon, test life support systems
00:33and prove we can actually go back without accidentally leaving someone behind like it's
00:38a bad Airbnb checkout. And let's be honest, this isn't just science, it's branding. America's
00:43basically saying, we still got it. Meanwhile, the moon's probably like, bro, I didn't even ask for
00:50visitors. I was fine chilling with craters and cheese jokes. But hey, if this works, the next step
00:56is Mars, which means in 20 years, your Uber driver could literally say, sorry, traffic on
01:02Olympus moons, and you'll still tip him five stars.
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