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00:00So here's today's viral bombshell. Elon Musk just announced that SpaceX's latest Starship test didn't just reach orbit, it accidentally
00:09pinged Mars like it was a WhatsApp group.
00:11The rockets come system sent a signal so strong NASA joked, Martians now know Elon's Wi-Fi password. The launch
00:19from Boca Chica, Texas, hit 120 kilometers altitude before cruising into low Earth orbit, marking SpaceX's most successful test since
00:28the 2023 booster explosion. Musk proudly tweeted, next stop, Mars. But the internet went wild with memes, one showing Martians
00:37typing, bro, wrong chat.
00:39Here's the kicker. This test wasn't just hype. SpaceX confirmed the rocket carried 150 metric tons of simulated cargo, proving
00:48it could haul enough gear to build a small Martian Starbucks. Analysts say this milestone slashes costs for future missions
00:55by 40%, making Mars colonization less Seafi and more Airbnb with red. Dust.
01:01Meanwhile, Twitter users are already debating if Mars should charge rent. Honestly, if Musk keeps this up, Earth might just
01:08ghost him like a bad Tinder date.
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