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00:00so apparently russia decided to assassinate alexa navalny with dart frog toxin yeah you heard that
00:07right forget spy gadgets they went full rainforest edition according to uk and european allies
00:13navalny was killed using poison from a frog that looks like it belongs in a kids science fair
00:19not a kremlin hit list 16 hours later the headlines read like a rejected marvel script
00:25putin vs poison dart frog let's break it down these frogs are so toxic that one tiny drop can knock
00:33out a grown man meanwhile somewhere in the amazon frogs are like bro we just wanted to vibe on leaves
00:39not get drafted into cold war ii oh and imagine the assassin briefing comrade today we skip cyanide
00:46we go amphibian that's not espionage that's animal planet gone rogue navalny's death has sparked
00:53outrage across europe with the uk france germany sweden and the netherlands issuing joint statements
01:00translation we're mad but also googling how dangerous is frog slime
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