00:00So Toronto just announced a rally that could pull in over 200,000 people which is basically
00:06the population of a small country except everyone's holding signs and blocking your Uber ride.
00:11Police are warning about extreme traffic which is Canadian for you're not moving until spring.
00:16Imagine being the poor guy who thought I'll just pop out for milk. Congratulations buddy,
00:23you're now part of a human glacier stretching across the city. Now the rallies about supporting
00:28Iranians which is noble but let's be honest Tehran isn't exactly refreshing Twitter to see if Toronto
00:34traffic is trending. Meanwhile the cops are like attendance may exceed 2-0 okay and I'm thinking
00:40that's not a rally that's Coachella without the music just honking and people chanting.
00:45In three different languages. And forget GPS Google Maps is gonna look like a Jackson Pollock painting.
00:53If you're late to work Monday just tell your boss sorry I was stuck in democracy.
00:57Honestly Toronto is about to prove the ultimate truth. Nothing unites humanity like collectively ruining traffic.
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