00:00So, apparently, Mexico just dropped the biggest patch update in cartel history. Federal forces took out Nemesio Oseguera Cervantes, A
00:08.K.E.L. Mencho, the head of the Jalisco New Generation cartel.
00:12This guy was basically the Elon Musk of organized crime, except instead of launching rockets, he launched chaos. For years,
00:19he was Mexico's most.
00:21Wanted man, topping Forbes do not invite to dinner list. Authorities say his cartel controlled drug routes worth billions, like
00:28Amazon Prime but with cocaine delivery, and the dude was so elusive he made Waldo look like an attention seeker.
00:36Now, after a massive operation, federal forces finally got him. Imagine the raid. Soldiers everywhere, drones buzzing, probably one guy
00:45yelling, don't forget to record this for TikTok.
00:47Reports say his death could shake up cartel dynamics, but let's be real, cartels are like Hydra. Cut off one
00:54head, two more pop up, usually with worse haircuts.
00:58Still, Mexicans are celebrating like they just won the World Cup. Meanwhile, Netflix executives are already drafting Narcos, season infinity.
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