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00:00So here's the scoop.
00:02Meta just locked in millions, yes, millions of NVIDIA AI chips,
00:06while SK Hynix is pumping out memory like it's a Costco-free sample day.
00:11The global AI arms race is now less about brains
00:14and more about who's hoarding silicon like it's toilet paper in 2020.
00:18Regulators in Europe are sweating harder than a guy trying to explain crypto to his grandma,
00:24while Apple and Microsoft are casually reshaping the competitive landscape
00:28like they're rearranging furniture in a Manhattan studio apartment.
00:32Think about it.
00:34Meta's got so many chips, they could open a Vegas casino called GPU Palace.
00:39Meanwhile, cybersecurity threats are popping up faster than pigeons in Times Square.
00:43The whole backbone of AI looks about as stable as a Jenga tower at a.m. after tequila shots.
00:49And yet, every tech giant is sprinting like it's Black Friday?
00:53At Best Buy.
00:54Honestly, if AI takes over, at least we'll know the robots will have killer graphics cards.
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