00:00So, Pakistan just pulled off what looks like the longest action movie marathon ever 40
00:06straight hours of counterterrorism in Balochistan.
00:09Forget binge-watching Netflix, this was binge-fighting insurgents.
00:13The military and police went full fast and furious, except instead of Vin Diesel mumbling
00:18about family, we had 145 insurgents taken down, 18 civilians tragically lost, and 18
00:25security personnel who probably deserve medals, naps, and lifetime spa vouchers.
00:30And of course, because it's South Asia, the plot twist writes,
00:33Itself, Pakistan accuses India of backing the Baloch Liberation Army.
00:38It's like every neighborly feud, but with way more explosions.
00:42Imagine your neighbor blasting music at a.m., and instead of calling the cops, you accuse
00:47them of sponsoring an insurgency.
00:49That's the vibe.
00:50The operation ended.
00:51But the drama.
00:52Oh, that's just getting started.
00:54Somewhere, Netflix executives are sweating because real life just dropped a season finale
00:59that makes Narcos look like a cooking show.
01:02Moral of the story, if you thought your week was stressful, at least you didn't have a 40-hour
01:07shootout with international accusations sprinkled on top.
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