00:00So SpaceX just launched its Starship again, and let me tell you this thing is basically Elon Musk's attempt to turn space travel into a Netflix special.
00:10The rocket is the size of a skyscraper, burns more fuel than a Kardashian wedding, and still somehow manages to look like a giant stainless steel thermos.
00:19The funniest part? Every time it takes off, half the internet cheers like humanity just unlocked cheat codes, while the other half bets on how fast it'll explode, and the numbers are wild.
00:31Starship is designed to carry over 100 people because apparently Musk wants to colonize Mars with the population of a small town, NASA's watching closely too, since they plan to use it for future moon missions.
00:44Meanwhile, regular folks are just wondering if this thing can deliver Amazon packages faster.
00:50Economists say reusable rockets could save billions, but let's be real, the real savings will be on fireworks, because this launch already looked like the 4th of July on steroids.
01:00Starship isn't just a rocket, it's humanity's most expensive.
01:04Comedy sketch performed live in orbit.
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