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00:00So here's today's global headline, Prime Minister Narendra Modi picked up the phone
00:05and congratulated Bangladesh's Tariq Raman on the BFPS big election win.
00:10Now let's pause, this is Valentine's Day folks, while the rest of us are panicking
00:15over overpriced roses and chocolates that taste like regret, Modi's out here spreading
00:20international.
00:21Love calls, forget Cupid India and Bangladesh just swiped right on diplomacy.
00:26Raman's BNIP victory is huge.
00:30They secured a majority in parliament, shaking up South Asia's political chessboard and Modi.
00:36He's basically saying, congrats bro, let's keep the neighborhood drama free.
00:40Imagine two neighbors finally agreeing not to fight over the WeFi password, that's geopolitics
00:46in 2026.
00:48But here's the kicker, while leaders are exchanging sweet nothings, the rest of us are stuck explaining
00:54why we spend $50 on a teddy bear that looks like it survived a flood.
00:58Global politics is proof love is complicated, but at least it doesn't come with a receipt.
01:03siège.
01:03And we'll be waiting for our next Friday.
01:04We can see a couple of them, we can go with that.
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