00:00Ladies and gentlemen, breaking news, Southern Africa is basically auditioning for Waterworld 2.
00:06Floods everywhere. Roads gone, bridges gone, houses floating like they're on Airbnb for ducks.
00:13Over a million people displaced, yeah, climate change said, surprise, I'm your landlord now.
00:19WHO just dropped a billion dollar emergency appeal, which sounds fancy until you realize
00:24that's like Elon Musk's lunch money. Meanwhile, diseases are popping up, cholera,
00:29malaria, dengue, basically the Avengers of things you don't want in your bloodstream.
00:34And the footage. Oh, it's viral. Drones flying over neighborhoods that look like Venice,
00:40but without the romance, unless your idea of romance is paddling through sewage.
00:45Social media is eating this up. Hashtags everywhere, sympathy posts, and of course,
00:49that one guy who comments thoughts and prayers, like he's sending people.
00:53So yeah, humanity's trending. Again, for all the wrong reasons.
00:57If climate change had a TikTok account, this would be its biggest collab.
01:02Stay tuned, because apparently the apocalypse comes with drone footage and hashtags.
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