00:00I stole your turkeys.
00:01Hey, start loading them.
00:02We got to move here.
00:02You didn't do this for me.
00:03This is all about your stupid schoolyard
00:05rivalry with Davidson.
00:06Honey, I could have done so many different things
00:07to get back at Davidson.
00:08I chose the one that helps you.
00:10I was just begging Davidson for turkeys.
00:13And now the turkeys are missing.
00:15So he is going to think that I did it.
00:17Major, can you please take the turkeys out of the van?
00:19He doesn't even know they're missing yet.
00:20It's the perfect crime.
00:21Will you put them back into the van, please?
00:24Crimes get people like me kicked out of things
00:28like the army.
00:29Major, please take the turkeys out of the van.
00:33OK, just so you know that these are very cold
00:35and I didn't bring gloves.
00:36Can we all just put the turkeys back
00:38before anybody notices they're gone?
00:40That's way riskier than what I just did.
00:42Fine.
00:43I'll do it myself.
00:44Stop.
00:45Stop.
00:45I'll do it.
00:46I'll do it.
00:46I'm in charge.
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