- 6/25/2025
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00:00Microspace, the final frontier.
00:14Billions of particles pulsing like a pandimensional chalupa.
00:18And it's all right here in my trusty jar of unstable molecules.
00:23Mmm, fresh from the accelerator.
00:25Uh, Miss Fowl, I have a question.
00:28Who cares?
00:28Yes, sit down, Jimmy. You cut into our pretzel time.
00:31Put a sock in it, she-harpies.
00:33I'm doing this to help us understand the new science chapter.
00:36I've even prepared a demonstration of the strong and weak nuclear forces.
00:40I am the weak force, but I'm learning to be more assertive.
00:44Help us, please.
00:46Actually, Jimmy, I was going to skip that new chapter.
00:50It has a lot of big words which could damage the self-esteem
00:54of our less advanced students.
00:57What? But that chapter's vital to our comprehension of an ever-expanding omniverse.
01:02Big words. They hurt. They hurt.
01:05Well, we could study the new science chapter.
01:10Or we could make macaroni sculptures.
01:14Yeah!
01:15All right!
01:15Put the fish, you stupid hat.
01:17I'm going to make a rigatoni llama.
01:20But, guys, molecules.
01:21See how shiny? Look at them bounce.
01:22I've had enough of you.
01:24Give me that stupid jar.
01:25Don't shake at it!
01:26Unstable molecules are our highlights.
01:28Unstable!
01:30My rigatoni! No!
01:39Big molecules! They hurt! They hurt!
01:44Stay calm! They'll lose energy pretty quickly.
01:48There's nothing to worry about.
01:49Unstable electrons.
01:52I actually enjoyed Jimmy's demonstration.
01:57Yeah, Neutron. Let's do this again real soon.
02:00Ugh!
02:02What if they made Einstein do macaroni sculpture?
02:08It's so frustrating.
02:10If elementary school keeps holding me back like this,
02:12I may never realize my true potential.
02:14Holy Heisenberg!
02:16I must say, Jimmy, I'm very impressed with your cheese ray.
02:20Garnard! Intruder alert! Priority Alpha!
02:26G-g-g-g-g-jimpo riddle!
02:28We've got company!
02:29My apologies.
02:31I didn't realize your cheese trigger was so sensitive.
02:33We were just showing Dean Cain some of your inventions, honey.
02:36Dean Cain?
02:38That's right, Jimmy.
02:38I'm head dean at the Pomona School for Advanced Physics.
02:42Pomona SAP?
02:43That's one of the most prestigious science academies in the world.
02:46Hey, Dino!
02:47Have you checked out Jimbo's anti-gravity disks?
02:53Jimmy, Pomona's had its eye on you for a long time.
02:56How would you feel about matriculating?
02:57You mean you want me to go away to college?
03:00Ha, sweet.
03:02Go away?
03:03You mean move out?
03:04But Jimmy's still a child.
03:06A child who could win the coveted Moran Grant.
03:09And Pomona desperately needs that grant to finance our new silly blinking gadget facility.
03:14I don't know.
03:15What does your father think?
03:17Oh!
03:18I think it's a great opportunity.
03:20Time for our little Jimbo to become a man.
03:22Aw, can I go, Mom?
03:24This could be a new start.
03:25A chance to work with my scientific peers.
03:27Hawking, Crick.
03:28How about the guy who invented the light clapping gizmo?
03:31Ah, a true genius and a Pomona graduate.
03:34Well, sweetie, if that's what you really want, it's just that we'll miss you so much.
03:38Hmm.
03:40Dean Cain, I'm in.
03:42Looks like you got yourself a new student.
03:44Congratulations, Jimmy.
03:46Can I keep the cheese ray?
03:50I don't think so.
03:51With time, space, equations, for every darn occasion, we calculate Pomona's great, yay, Pomona!
03:59And that is why a random quanta is a well-balanced isopositive quanta.
04:05Ooh.
04:06Thank you, Seymour.
04:08You certainly do know your basic particles.
04:10Now, class, let's continue with our study of Spingon's rule of three.
04:15Yip-yip!
04:16Ah!
04:17Ah!
04:18Sorry I'm late, everyone.
04:22I blew a sprocket on my primary gyro.
04:24You see, my jetpack's got a circuit board with...
04:26Excuse me, Dean Cain, but I'm sure we're all well aware of how a jetpack functions.
04:30Quite right.
04:31Just hang it up there with the others, Mr. Neutron.
04:39By the way, everyone, I'd like to introduce our newest student, James Isaac Neutron.
04:44Great to be here, guys.
04:45I mean, really, totally awesome.
04:47This school is going to be the funnest place ever.
04:53That was so lame.
04:55Now, people, he may seem young, but I feel Mr. Neutron's our best bet to win this year's Moran grant.
05:01But, Dean Cain, if anyone wins that grant, it will be I, Seymour Nimblefarb, class president and official SGOC.
05:08I'm aware of your smart guy on campus status, Seymour. Take a seat.
05:12Now then, who can name the six basic types of quarks?
05:18Oh. Oh. Hmm.
05:20Neutron.
05:22The six types of quarks are up, down, bottom-top, strange, and charmed.
05:26Excellent, Mr. Neutron.
05:28Oh, I see.
05:30All right.
05:31How dare that punk steal my scientific thunder?
05:34I've got to find a way to slap him down fast.
05:37Continue, Mr. Neutron.
05:38Springarn postulates additional bodies such as the very charmed quark, the delightful quark, the absolutely marvelous quark, and his favorite, the very, very, very naughty quark, which he discovered in 1982.
05:50Impressive, Mr. Neutron.
05:52Very impressive.
05:59No! James! Stop this crazy thing!
06:02My jetpack! It must have flipped another gyro!
06:05Better use my tractor beam ray.
06:10Owie.
06:14Dean Cain! I'm sorry. I don't know how my jetpack got out of control.
06:18I'm surprised at you, young man. You'd better not let this happen again.
06:21Yeah!
06:22Out of line!
06:23Yeah!
06:24Rough first day, Jimmy. Anything I can do to help?
06:27Thanks, Seymour. But I'm sure it'll be okay. The scientific community is known for being both supportive and nurturing.
06:33Ow!
06:34I miss my old school.
06:37Clueless little dweeb. I'll have him running back to mommy inside a week.
06:42That's right, little fleas. Welcome to your new home, Cirque du Flea Neutrono.
06:52Oh, Hugh, I know you miss Jimmy, but this is no way to compensate for his being gone.
06:57Yeah, I'm not compensating. It's always been my dream to have my very own tiny flea circus.
07:02Oh.
07:03I think I'll call you Jimbo. You could be the Jimster. Oh, and you are definitely Jim Jammery.
07:09I know it's hard, sweetie, but maybe we could visit Jimmy next week.
07:15Nope. No, sir, no. He's a college man now. We've got to show that we trust him. This is no time to get emotionally clingy.
07:24Honey, you're flooding the flea tank. They're drowning.
07:28What? No! How much luck can one man and you? Why am I so itchy?
07:39Sorry I'm late. Again. I couldn't find the lockers, and the computer students dunked my head in the toilet. Again.
07:46Oh. Just find a lab partner, Mr. Neutron.
07:49Hey, uh, want to partner up?
07:54Oh, please forget it, jetpack boy.
07:56Not in a million ice ages.
07:58Sorry. No room at the table for your giant head.
08:04My get-rid-of-neutron plan is working perfectly. Now to make him really squirm.
08:09Oh, Jimmy, I'll be your lab partner.
08:12Oh, really? Thanks, Seymour.
08:14What are fellow scientists for? Need help with your chloride solution?
08:17That's okay. It's pretty simple. Just some free radicals, an ion for taste, and just a hint of tahini sauce.
08:30What is that odor? Neutron, bring your beaker up here.
08:34It's just a chloride solution, Dean Cain.
08:36Really? It smells bitter and more volatile, like a...
08:40Oh, what's the phrase I'm looking for?
08:42Like a quick freezing nitride solution?
08:46Dean Cain, look out!
08:54Neutron!
08:57Sorry, everybody. My bad. It can happen to anyone, right?
09:01Come on!
09:02I hate it here.
09:04Rest in peace, little fleas. Everything's all right now.
09:14Cause I got a brand new box of fleas in the mail! You shall not have died in vain!
09:19So you see, Mrs. Neutron, we want to go to college with Jimmy so that we can support him in his bold new adventure.
09:27Yeah, plus we're very bored and lonely.
09:30We have no lives.
09:32Boys, that's very sweet. But I'm afraid it would take a lot of studying to get into Jimmy's new school.
09:37That's why we've been watching every college movie ever made. I think we got the moves down.
09:41Hey, boys! What's up?
09:43Food fight!
09:47My fleas!
09:50Don't worry, we'll get him!
09:54Why, merciful heaven, why?
09:58Hello?
09:59Jimmy!
10:00Darling!
10:01Hold on.
10:02It's Jimmy, everyone!
10:03We've got to pretend we don't miss him so he doesn't worry about us.
10:11Yeah, Mom! Everything's great here, too!
10:13They moved me to a great new room!
10:15It's great!
10:16It's great here, too, sweetie!
10:19Carl and Sheet are playing with daughters!
10:21We don't miss you a bit!
10:23Nope!
10:24We sure don't!
10:25And your father is all caught up in his...
10:28Poppy!
10:29Jimbo, cut that out!
10:31Jim, Dad, shoot!
10:32I mean it!
10:33Oh.
10:34Well, Mom, I should probably get going.
10:36Yeah.
10:37I love you, too.
10:38Bye.
10:39Great.
10:40They hardly miss me.
10:48Hello, Jimmy.
10:49How's work on the Moran Grant coming?
10:51Oh, hi, Seymour.
10:52Not too good.
10:53I've been trying to make progress with my unstable molecules,
10:56but they're still too unpredictable.
10:58Unstable molecules?
11:01That sounds quite promising.
11:03You'd think, but I just can't seem to focus.
11:05It'd be a lot easier around here if people accepted me the way you do.
11:09Jimmy, how can I say this?
11:11You're very unpopular, but I think I know a way to fix that.
11:15You do? How?
11:16You'll have to do exactly as I say.
11:18But I warn you, the cost could be horrible.
11:21Terrifying.
11:22Stronger men than you have run screaming back home to their mothers.
11:25Not me!
11:26I'm in this for the long haul.
11:28I'll do anything.
11:29Really?
11:30Let me rephrase the word anything.
11:37No!
11:38No!
11:39No!
11:40No!
11:41No!
11:42No!
11:49Let the ritual begin!
11:52Does this ritual include bathroom breaks?
11:55Because I really need one right now!
11:57Halt!
11:58Jimmy!
11:59What are you doing?
12:00I took a big chance getting my frat brothers to accept you into Pyro Omega.
12:04I appreciate that, but I should get back to my utility closet.
12:07Lots to do, lay out the rat traps, disinfect stuff, uh...
12:10Jimmy, once you've completed the engine right, you'll be one of the in people.
12:14Everything will be smooth sailing.
12:16I'm sorry, Seymour.
12:17You're right.
12:18Let's do this.
12:19James Isaac Neutron, step forward!
12:28Do you seek admission into the secret fraternity of Pyro Omega?
12:33Sure.
12:35And do you swear unto pain of everlasting shame to submit yourself to our ancient laws?
12:43I do!
12:44Okay, great.
12:45Who wants lunch?
12:46Yeah.
12:47Wait a minute!
12:48Wait, who said anything about demeaning rights?
12:49You swore to uphold our ancient laws.
12:50If you back out, you'll be blacklisted throughout the entire science community.
12:52But I've been demeaned from the moment I arrived at Pomona.
12:53What could possibly be worse than what I've already been through?
12:54I had to ask.
12:55Okay, Jimmy, everyone's on lunch break.
12:56Just a quick streak of lunch break.
12:57I'm sorry.
12:58I'm sorry.
12:59I'm sorry.
13:00I'm sorry.
13:01I'm sorry.
13:02I'm sorry.
13:03I'm sorry.
13:04I'm sorry.
13:05I'm sorry.
13:06I'm sorry.
13:07I'm sorry.
13:08I'm sorry.
13:09I'm sorry.
13:10I'm sorry.
13:11I'm sorry.
13:12I'm sorry.
13:13I'm sorry.
13:14I'm sorry.
13:15I'm sorry.
13:16Everyone's on lunch break.
13:17Just a quick streak through the college lab and you'll be one of us.
13:20But Seymour, there's just gotta be an easier way to win the approval of my peers.
13:24Enough jibber-jabber.
13:25Let's see some streaking.
13:27Oh, Dean Cain.
13:28I do hope you're not trying to sway me into awarding the Moran grant to your college.
13:33Of course not, Mrs. Moran.
13:35I just thought you'd like to end our little tour by trying out the campus laser.
13:40Oh, my!
13:41I haven't fired a laser since I was a little girl.
13:46I'm streaking!
13:47I'm streaking!
13:48Take it, boy!
13:49Take it, boy!
13:50Take it, boy!
13:51Neutron!
13:53I'm dead.
13:54I'm streaking and I'm dead.
13:55Oh!
13:56Merciful heavens!
13:57Oh, oh, oh, oh, my!
13:59Mr. Moran!
14:00Go on, boy!
14:01I'll take the controls!
14:02Get...
14:03Oh!
14:04Oh!
14:05Oh!
14:06Oh!
14:07Oh!
14:08Oh!
14:13That's the last straw, Neutron.
14:16You're expelled from this college.
14:18What do you have to say for yourself?
14:20Is there an extra pair of pants lying around?
14:27Glass, poor Jimmy.
14:29Three, four, five, six, seven, and eight.
14:31I knew them well.
14:32Come, come.
14:33This mass funeral should be a happy occasion.
14:36Yeah.
14:37Sheen and I have been practicing,
14:39and I think we nailed the move that'll get us into Jimmy's college.
14:43And...
14:44Kick it!
14:49This is an example of WOW's non-stop college party.
14:53To-ga!
14:54To-ga!
14:55To-ga!
14:56To-ga!
14:57To-ga!
14:58To-ga!
14:59To-ga!
15:00To-ga!
15:01What's a toga?
15:02Next up, the reckless, poorly thought out blurp jug!
15:05Blurp!
15:06Blurp!
15:07Blurp!
15:08Blurp!
15:09Blurp!
15:10Blurp!
15:11Blurp!
15:12Blurp!
15:13Blurp!
15:14Blurp!
15:15College is awesome!
15:16And-and it kinda hurts.
15:18Can I have a glass, please?
15:21Hello?
15:22It's Jimmy again.
15:23Pretend to be happy.
15:24Hi, sweetie.
15:25How's college?
15:26What?
15:27Expelled?
15:28But how?
15:29I'd rather not go into it.
15:30Could you send Dad to pick me up?
15:31They confiscated my jet pack.
15:32It's horrible.
15:33Jimmy's been kicked out of college.
15:34He wants to come home.
15:35Hooray!
15:36Hey, my unstable molecule notes have been ripped out of my notebook.
15:38Hold on a second, Mom.
15:39These are Seymour's prints.
15:40What a jerk I've been.
16:03Seymour was behind everything, now he's even stealing my idea.
16:05Hello, Mom.
16:06Could you put Carl and Sheen on, please?
16:08Guys, I need you both to come to my college right away and bring Goddard.
16:13There's been a slight change of plan.
16:15He needs us.
16:17But more importantly, we're going to college.
16:20Toga! Toga! Toga! Toga!
16:24Um, I told this animal.
16:31I think we're alone.
16:32Let the wild college party begin!
16:34Sheen! Shut that off!
16:39I think it's safe to deactivate the inviso-shield.
16:43It's hard to shake your booty when you can't even see it.
16:51Hey, Jimmy, aren't those your unstable molecule thingies?
16:54Just like the ones in class the other day.
16:57Only a thousand times worse.
16:59Seymour's made some dangerous changes to my design.
17:02These molecules will vaporize anything they touch,
17:04but they won't get the chance once I've made some improvements.
17:07Ready with the toilet paper, guys?
17:09Awesome!
17:11My very first college teepee.
17:14Does somebody need a hug?
17:16Back off.
17:18Instead of firing molecules,
17:20this gizmo's going to launch teepee torpedoes.
17:22That'll teach Seymour to mess with me.
17:26This way, everyone.
17:28I've set it up in the lecture hall.
17:29Someone's coming. Abandon the mission.
17:31This special demonstration of yours better be good, Seymour.
17:36It is, Dean Cain.
17:38So good that Mrs. Moran will have to award me with the grant.
17:42Behold!
17:43My unstable molecule machine!
17:46Oh, how very nice.
17:47What does it do?
17:48It harnesses the ultimate power
17:50in annoying, high-bounce portico technology.
17:53Power, which you're about to see right now!
17:56It tickles.
18:00Ow! That's my scapula.
18:02Stop!
18:04The naked boy!
18:05Seymour, your machine field's density
18:07is completely out of phase.
18:09This thing could get everyone killed.
18:11He seems to know an awful lot
18:12about your invention, Seymour.
18:14No, he doesn't.
18:15It's my machine.
18:16I created it, and I'll prove it!
18:30Whoa!
18:31Ah!
18:31No!
18:35Oh, my!
18:37Oh, my!
18:38No, my purse!
18:39Oh, my purse!
18:41Oh, my purse!
18:42I hate to say I saw you saw, Jimmy.
18:45But this stuff wouldn't have happened
18:46if you just stick to macaroni sculpture!
18:49Macaroni sculpture, of course!
18:51That's what I said!
18:52I might be able to glue the molecules
18:53to an adhesive surface.
18:55Only I had some art paste.
18:57I always carry some in my pocket.
19:01I don't have a problem.
19:03This carbon shielding is designed to neutralize
19:14the molecules' explosive properties.
19:16Catch, guys!
19:19Oh, my world!
19:24Yeah!
19:26Yeah!
19:26Voila! Instant Molecule Sculpture!
19:32Mine looks like a beautiful butterfly.
19:36Or Jimmy's mom.
19:37James Isaac Neutron, you've saved us all.
19:42I hereby unexpell you.
19:44Hooray, Jimmy!
19:47Naked boy, I've misjudged you.
19:50In honor of your achievements,
19:52I hereby award the coveted Moran Grant
19:55to the Pomona School of Advanced Physics.
19:58Hooray! All right, Jimmy!
20:01Chugga! Chugga! Chugga! Chugga! Chugga! Chugga!
20:06But you, Seymour Nimblefarm, are expelled
20:10for obviously pilfering another student's work.
20:12Is this gonna go on my permanent record?
20:14Eww! TP-fi!
20:17Come on, Pete! Hey, I don't even know you guys! Stop it!
20:21Jimmy, you've shown that you have what it takes
20:24to be a Pomona man.
20:25In fact, I'm considering you for a professorship.
20:28Thanks, Dean Cain.
20:29But I think I'm gonna go back to my old school.
20:33I realize now that my school's lame curriculum
20:36inspires me with some of my best ideas.
20:38Well, I'm disappointed, Jimmy.
20:40But I respect your decision.
20:41Is there anything we can do to show our gratitude?
20:45Ooh! Ooh!
20:46Ooh!
20:47Well, I never actually got the chance to attend
20:50a wild non-stop college partay.
20:52Done! Kick it!
20:56You danced the finally for an old rock.
20:58I still wanna know what I told our ears.
21:01In ten years? I think I could get used to this.
21:08Mom! Dad! I'm home!
21:09Uh, Jimbo! Good to have you back!
21:11Uh, guys, I appreciate you trying to make me feel at home,
21:14but there's no need to throw a wild college dance partay.
21:17No, we're not dancing, son!
21:19Your father dropped another box of fleas under the rug,
21:22and I want them all picked up now!
21:24Yeah, but children are booking!
21:26They were all born free!
21:27As free as the wind blows!
21:29Ah, Goddard, it's great to be home!
21:32Go! Mm-mm! Hey!
21:36Hey!
21:37Hey!
21:38Hey!
21:39Woo!
21:40Hey!
21:41Oh!
21:42Hey!
21:43Oh!
21:44Righty!
21:45Ted, you're right here!
21:46Ow!
21:47Ooh!
21:48Oh!
21:50Oh!
21:51Yeah!
21:52Hey!
21:53Hey!
21:54Hey!
21:55Hey!
21:56Hey!
21:57Hey!
21:58Hey!
21:59Hey!
22:00Hey!
22:01Hey! Hey!
22:02Oh, my God.
22:32Got a blast!
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