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00:15I
00:16Looks like my time accelerator works exactly as I planned
00:21I can't believe it sugar booger. We're finally gonna get to see ducks the greatest musical ever made
00:28When you're a duck, you're a duck all the way from the first time you quack to the last egg
00:33you lay
00:35When you're a duck, you live in a bind with a little orange and some fresh melon rind
00:38The musical
00:43Now Jimmy while we're out tonight no inviting anyone over no experiments and no intergalactic travel. Don't worry mom
00:50I'll be good good. I'll buy it just to be safe a
00:53I sign here and here and here and initial here mom
00:59I'm just doing some routine maintenance on my shrink ray time fincher and time accelerator. It's gonna be a boring
01:04night
01:05Let's get a move on pudding. Don't want to miss the overture
01:11You
01:15Jimbo you want us to wake you up when we get home and reenact the show?
01:19No, thanks
01:25Sometimes a scientist's lot can be a lonely and boring one Goddard
01:33Saved by the bell
01:36Hey, Jimmy, I got the first season of Teenage Ultralord on DVD with a hundred and sixty two hours of
01:43deleted scenes
01:44Yeah in one episode the actors flubbed their minds with hilarious results
01:50Oh, sorry guys. I can't my parents are out for their night, and I can't have anybody over
01:56Your parents are God you're home alone
02:00They won't be back till all the Lord knows when
02:03Let's have a party
02:04No, she seriously I signed a legal document, but think of the fun the laughs the memories think of the
02:12high-calorie
02:13Snacks and sugar-laden soda. Oh, it would be fun
02:17Maybe Nick would even come and that will make us cooler than cool
02:21And maybe Betty Quinlan would come to me
02:26Betty Quinlan
02:42This is a once-in-a-lifetime chance your parents may never go out again
02:48Hmm mom and dad didn't say anything about sheen inviting anyone over so okay
02:53Sheen I guess it'd be okay if you wanted to just invite you could you keep it down Jimmy?
02:57Yeah, you heard me party at Neutron call everybody you ever met in your entire life and tell them to
03:03get over here right now
03:04This is going to be the greatest night of our life or a horrible nightmare of pain and misery
03:11Carl, what'd you say that for? Hey, I cause him as I sees him
03:19Oh
03:19There's the man right this way ladies like in the outfit. I'm glad you could make it
03:27Cindy yeah, yeah, the only reason we're here is to make catty observations and rude remarks and that was nothing
03:33good on TV
03:37So, uh, like where's the party nerd bomb well, it's right here. This is it what no music no dancing
03:46no decorations
03:46No, little weenies and a little buns leave it to Neutron to throw a totally lame party. What about games?
03:53We could play spin the bottle
03:56Yeah, oh, we could play spin sheen and hit him with a bottle. Oh, wait. Oh, wait. I've got some
04:02cool games
04:02Rock'em suck a meinstine and oh Stephen Hawking's off-road Baja wheelchair race. I'll be right back. Hey, don't
04:08forget the little weenies I
04:11Officially declare this party over. I am out of here
04:19Get out of my way shine
04:21Sheen whatever move wait Jimmy has cool stuff in his room
04:26He got your back and you look cool and cool flying around in that. Please
04:31Stay don't leave
04:40Let the party begin
04:44Let's see I got games double fudge popcorn purple slurp
04:49That can't be good
04:57Hey, weezer, what happens if I point this at you and press the button the door door you'll make me
05:03real
05:03Oh
05:13Dude
05:13I'm super Nick
05:19Satellite feed as a man pretending to be boy
05:24Hey Jimmy I use your time picture to bring Harry Houdini to your party to do magic trick
05:33Sheen that's a ferocious prehistoric Velociraptor. Oh, yeah, I always get magicians and dinosaurs mixed up
05:57Don't step at me
06:15Okay, that's it this party is over
06:22Hey Jimmy
06:26Invited miss I'm so beautiful and perfect. I heard you're having a party
06:42You want to dance? Oh my dance me with you here tonight in real life. I mean it's not April
06:50Fool's. I'm not dreaming. It's just an elaborate practical
07:06I
07:06Why would anyone want to dance with nerd Tron? I wouldn't dance with him if he were the last kid
07:10on her me thinks the lady does protest too much?
07:15Me thinks you better button your yet before I button it for you
07:22Oh
07:23Oh
07:23Oh yeah, I feel good
07:25Hit me
07:26Oh, I'm not really
07:28Yeah
07:30Great party Neutron
07:32She ain't ready. I guess it is
07:35Jimmy Neutron party monster
07:37Jambo
07:39Bad news
07:40One of the actors in ducks broke his wing so I jumped on stage to fill in and well that
07:45kind of sort I
07:47Accidentally you destroyed the entire set. It could have happened to anybody. But anyways, we'll be home in about five
07:53minutes. See you soon, son
07:56Five minutes
07:57No
07:58Hey, what's the matter Jimmy?
08:00Nothing. Everything's perfect. Good. Cuz I am dancing till I can't dance no more
08:05Oh, that's great. I mean no, it's not
08:09Estimate parental unit arrival time
08:11T minus four minutes twelve seconds
08:15Okay, that was fun wish you could stay but I understand time to call it a night. Thanks. We're coming.
08:19Bye
08:19We're not leaving the party. It finally got good
08:22You can't kick me out. I'm me
08:26Don't stop me Jimmy. I've got fetal flames
08:30Oh, what am I gonna do? Think think
08:43Brain blast
08:47By speeding up time within the confines of my house using my time accelerator they can have their party and
08:53leave it too
09:10Oh
09:20Cool party neutron
09:24For once you did something right
09:27It was great
09:30Even though I never got a little weenie
09:33Let me know when you're having another party Jimmy
09:36Will do Betty
09:45Hi honey, how was your evening?
09:47Oh fine
09:48Did you throw a wild party?
09:50What?
09:50Just kidding
09:57Goddard activate lightspeed cleanup
10:21Goddard activate lightspeed cleanup
10:24Like that
10:25No, you couldn't but then Jimbo's not most boys
10:29He's one in a million
10:31He sure is
10:32Say I'm gonna hang up my jacket and then I'm gonna say more nice things about Jimmy
10:40Hey
10:40Uh sugar booger
10:41How long have we had a raptor in the closet?
10:47James Isaac Neutron
10:49I can fix that
10:50I hope
10:51Bad dinosaur
10:52Bad
10:52That's it, out of the house
10:54Ow!
10:56Ow!
10:56I'm glad you're extinct
10:58You're mean
11:14I'm telling you bologna is made by tiny bologna elves
11:18And I'm telling you bologna grows on mighty bologna trees
11:23Does not
11:24Does too
11:31Hi guys
11:32Oh no
11:34Goddard's eating Jimmy
11:36Not quite Carl
11:37I'm on speakerphone from the lab
11:39I want you both to get your favorite video games and come over here
11:42I've got a new invention you're gonna love
11:44Hey, how'd you get here so quick?
11:48I already had a copy of Ultralord vs Robo Fiend Mega Battle in my pocket
11:53And you carry that around all the time?
11:56Uh, I don't need to
11:57I can stop whenever I want
11:58I don't have a problem
12:00Not today you don't
12:01How would you, Sheen, like to fight side by side with Ultralord live and in person?
12:08Jimmy!
12:10I love you
12:13Behold the glory that is
12:15The Neutronic Game Pyramid
12:19Ooh, pointy
12:20It actually deconstructs your particles and inserts you into your favorite video game
12:25So as soon as Carl gets here
12:27No!
12:27No!
12:28I wanna fight side by side with Ultralord
12:30Now!
12:31Please, Jimmy
12:31Every moment I'm not fighting side by side with Ultralord
12:33It's tearing me apart
12:35Okay, okay, okay
12:36Insert the game then stand on the transference pad
12:41Oh, one more thing
12:43This pyramid is only a prototype
12:45So in order to exit the game you have to win
12:47So just to be on the safe side, I'll start you out on level one
12:50As Ultralord said in episode 62
12:54Love
12:55Valor
12:56Ultralord
12:57Factolize me!
13:06Awesome!
13:08I'm actually on the ultra planetoid
13:11Greetings, life form
13:12I'm about to engage Robofiend in pitched combat
13:16Would you like to be my battle buddy?
13:18B-b-b-b-battle buddy?
13:21M-me?
13:22Answer quickly
13:23My ultra senses tell me that Robofiend is approaching
13:26At last!
13:28My long years of watching TV have paid off
13:31Let evil tremble
13:33For none can withstand the awesome might that is Ultralord and his new battle buddy
13:38Ultra Sheet!
13:52Okay, that could have gotten better.
13:53Oh, Sheen, now he's trapped in there.
13:57Oh, well, I'm sure he can't possibly lose twice on level one.
14:00Hey, look at me.
14:02I'm head growing out of the ground, man.
14:05Or maybe I'd better give him a hand.
14:16Hey, what happened?
14:18I'm free!
14:20That's because I pressed reset.
14:22I couldn't let you get stuck in here.
14:24Sorry, Jimmy.
14:25Seeing Ultra Lord in all his shining glory distracted me so.
14:30Greetings, life forms.
14:31I'm about to engage Robofiend in pitched combat.
14:34Would you like to be my battle buddies?
14:37He always says that.
14:38Get ready, Jimmy.
14:40Robofiend's about to get ultra whipped.
14:43Oh, my favorite video game?
14:46Oh, no, no, no.
14:47It's too much pressure.
14:49Ninja Llamas in Space?
14:50No.
14:51Llama versus Mega Dingo?
14:53Of course.
14:56Llama-palooza!
14:57I love you most of all.
15:09Prepare to taste photons, Cosmic Avengers.
15:13Okay, Sheen.
15:14Here's the plan.
15:15Jimmy, please.
15:16May I remind you this is level one?
15:38He's all yours, encased Crusader.
15:42Hey, Robofiend, hold this for me.
15:47Oh, Sheen, that was awesome.
15:50The scent of victory is pungent.
15:53Oh, is that just me?
15:56Hey, Jimmy.
15:57The lamp door was open, so I came right in.
16:00Oh, wow.
16:02It's Robofiend Mega Battle featuring Jimmy and Sheen.
16:06This must be the surprise Jimmy had.
16:09Hey, Jimmy, where are you?
16:11Can I play your new game?
16:13I guess he went to the little inventor's room.
16:16Well, I'm sure he won't mind.
16:19Level one?
16:20Come on, that's for babies.
16:23Let's try level seven.
16:32But, I don't get it.
16:35We won the game.
16:36We should have exited already.
16:37Greetings, life forms.
16:39I'm about to engage Robofiend in pitched combat.
16:43Would you like to be my battle buddies?
16:45Leapin' leptons.
16:47The game's reset itself.
16:48Answer quickly.
16:49My ultrasenses tell me that Robofiend is approaching.
16:53No problemo.
16:54I could kick Robofiend's level one butt all day long.
17:04Or not.
17:05Taste magma, cosmic adventurers!
17:11Jimmy, something's wrong.
17:13Robofiend doesn't get a magma cannon until level five.
17:17Someone must have raised the game level.
17:20But who?
17:21Carl!
17:22Carl!
17:23Carl, stop!
17:25It's not a game!
17:26We're really in danger!
17:27Wow!
17:28The characters know my name!
17:31Talk about interactive.
17:33Hmm.
17:33I wonder if this game has the Robofiend atomic breath feature.
17:49Atomic breath!
17:50Gross!
17:55Behind me, battle bunnies!
17:59Don't worry, Jimmy.
18:01We're okay as long as ultra-large shields hold.
18:04Hmm.
18:05Those shields look kinda strong.
18:07I'd better drain them.
18:19Arrgh!
18:21Arrgh!
18:21That's going to leave an ultra-bruise!
18:26Ultralord!
18:27No!
18:30Oh, yeah!
18:32I'm bad!
18:33I defeated Ultralord!
18:36And yet, I feel strangely empty inside.
18:40Maybe it's cause this game doesn't have any llamas.
18:44It's all my fault!
18:47I'm a bad battle buddy.
18:49If only we had more power!
18:52You'd have to capture an ultra-crystal to get a mega-level power boost.
18:57Ultra-crystals?
18:58Of course!
18:59Okay, Sheen.
18:59Can you distract Robofiend for me?
19:01Leave it to me, battle buddy!
19:05Hey, robo-loser!
19:08Is that the rotting carcass of a Rogelium mole bad-eye smell?
19:12Or is that just your robo-funk?
19:22If I were a game programmer, where would I hide an ultra-crystal?
19:33Of course!
19:34It's always under the stalagmites!
19:42Sheen, catch!
19:43I got it!
19:45I got it!
19:48Fool!
19:50You are helplessly for one who now and forever shall be known as...
19:55Mega Robofiend!
19:59You know, you might want to think about counseling.
20:01I'm picking up some self-esteem issues.
20:03It's with...
20:04Ah!
20:05Oh, I'm a peruja!
20:11Now, face the fury of my Opti-Blasts!
20:18What the...?
20:24Sheen, where are we?
20:26Run, Carl!
20:27Run at the wind!
20:28There must be another ultra-crystal around here someplace!
20:40Yes!
20:41Sheen!
20:42Hands up!
20:47Power coursing through my cuticles!
20:51Power enough to transform Ultra-Cene into...
20:55Mega Ultra-Cene!
21:03Our power is too evenly matched!
21:06Good thing I know your one true weakness!
21:09No!
21:10Yes!
21:11The European director's cut of Ultra-Lord episode 317 reveals that his arch-enemy Robofiend is...
21:18Lactose intolerant!
21:20Tastes slime-o-milk, Star Destroyer!
21:22No!
21:23I'm allergic!
21:24Don't!
21:25Ah!
21:30Well done, battle buddies!
21:32Join me again next time in the never-ending battle against...
21:36Evil!
21:40Arg!
21:44Phew!
21:45There's no way I'm ever, ever playing that game again until next week!
21:49Well, I guess my prototype needs a little more work.
21:52It's a good thing you came through with those llamas, Carl.
21:55You know, we...
21:56We...
21:56Carl?
21:57Jimmy!
21:57Look!
21:58Llama Pelusa!
22:00Llama Pelusa!
22:01Yay!
22:02We've got to get him out right away!
22:05Maybe we'll just let him stay there till after lunch.
22:07Okay.
22:08Got any baloney?
22:09He-haha!
22:10Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
22:12Hey!