00:00I don't think Tyler's been more excited about a segment than...
00:03It's going to be a good one.
00:06Sounds a little like Tony Romo there.
00:07Let me reel it in.
00:08It's going to be a very good one.
00:10Here we go, Tony.
00:12Jim, it's going to be a really good sex talk, Jim.
00:15Here we go, Jim.
00:1769, Jim.
00:18Hold on.
00:19I think there's a stop.
00:22Why is he talking to the official?
00:23He's talking to the official.
00:25Maybe he didn't score.
00:26Let's get Gene Saratoran in here.
00:29I remember when he did that.
00:31It was clear that Josh Allen had completely crossed the goal line by two yards in the end zone.
00:39I don't know, Jim.
00:40He said, oh, Jim, they're talking.
00:42Uh-oh, uh-oh, what happened?
00:44He's talking to the official.
00:45Why is he talking to the official?
00:47And I know you know how I feel about punk-ass Jim.
00:50But I know Jim was sitting there like, you dumb-ass fool, man.
00:53They just talking.
00:54They don't mean anything.
00:55I just got the red carpet.
00:57He said, what are they talking about down there?
01:00What are they talking about?
01:03I bet Jim looks at Greg Olson every single Sunday and thinks to myself, what did I do?
01:08Hell, I'd rather have Phil Simms back.
01:10You know, you love me, Jim.
01:15You know how many times Jim says, idiot, underneath his breath?
01:19Dumb-ass.
01:21Hell, I got to work him with this, Jack.
01:23He's probably saying 11 more weeks.
01:24Thank God we ain't got the Super Bowl this year.
01:26Big golfer, though, man.
01:27I bet they talk a lot of golf.
01:28Oh, you probably do.
01:29Big golfer.
01:30I don't know who it is that Jim's venting to about, Tony.
01:37I know somebody's catching it.
01:39Somebody's catching it.
01:40And getting prepared and ready when they come off the trip.
01:42Here we go.
01:43We've got 15 minutes.
01:44All right.
01:46Valentine's Day coming up on Saturday.
01:48Hope y'all got y'all gifts.
01:51There it is.
01:52But I'm sitting here, got this email, work email, sent right to me.
01:59It says, hey, Ron, new researchers have revealed which sex positions will be the most popular
02:07in each U.S. state for Valentine's Day.
02:09And it said, thanks, Kelly.
02:11And we got Texas in.
02:14Now, I said, hmm, let's take a look at this.
02:18Send it to the fellas.
02:19I said, this is interesting.
02:23And I was just shocked by number one.
02:27Shocked by number one.
02:28I want to go through them.
02:29A couple of these I've never heard of.
02:30Some of you are sending some in.
02:32I see my man texting in the Pearly Gates.
02:36That's not on here.
02:37The Froggy Style.
02:39That's not on here.
02:40But you better have some good quads for that one, I would imagine.
02:43Just the sound.
02:45Or a quick trigger.
02:46I mean, you better leap.
02:48You better leap.
02:51If her quads ain't right and your trigger ain't quick, boy, you could be in some trouble.
02:56Ribbit.
02:57Yeah.
02:58Please don't do that again.
03:00All right.
03:01Number 10.
03:01Standing.
03:03Really?
03:03Okay.
03:04Coming in late.
03:04Number 10.
03:05I don't know if I got it in the bag, boys.
03:07I'll be honest with you.
03:07Number 10.
03:08Number 9.
03:10Woo, this is a tough one, boy.
03:11I mean, got to fit here.
03:14Side-by-side action.
03:15Here we go.
03:15Number 9.
03:16Number 8.
03:17Cowgirl.
03:18Personal.
03:198.
03:20Yee-haw.
03:20That's low, huh?
03:228.
03:23Yeah.
03:23Okay.
03:23All right.
03:24We have a problem with that.
03:25Number 8.
03:25Cowgirl.
03:26Number 7.
03:27Butterly.
03:27Anybody got it?
03:28Don't have it.
03:30Butter?
03:31Butterly.
03:32Butterly.
03:32Butterly.
03:33Ah.
03:34Butterly.
03:35Anybody got it?
03:36Clint, when you have it, please give us a description of what Butterly is.
03:39Okay.
03:40You got to spell it for me.
03:40B-U-T-T-E-R-L-Y.
03:45Butterly.
03:46The Butterly.
03:47Literally.
03:48Butterly position.
03:48Number 7.
03:49Do you have it?
03:50I don't have it yet.
03:51I can believe it's not Butterly.
03:52I like the music.
03:53Is that turning you on?
03:55By the way, already, Tyler, Clint has an issue with number 8, Cowgirl.
03:59I thought that'd be higher.
04:01I would, too.
04:01I mean, there's definitely, I believe, that should go above this.
04:06Do you have Butterly yet?
04:07Well, it's, it's, it's, uh, Sounds very lubricated.
04:12I'm not sure it's, it's, I'm getting Butterfly.
04:15You got Butterfly?
04:16I'm getting Butterfly, and it's, and it's very similar to the Butterfly pose.
04:21By the way, people, this is the top 10 sex positions in our great state of Texas.
04:26Solid reset.
04:27Butterfly sex position here is what I'm getting.
04:30That's not what they're saying.
04:31Okay, well, I'm just, that's what I got when I left the F out and they threw it back in.
04:35All right, I got it.
04:36I made it a fly.
04:36Yeah, they fly.
04:37All right, the partner with the V lies on their back at the edge of the bed.
04:42Okay, yeah.
04:42Yeah, that's a...
04:43Holy smokes!
04:45Not bad.
04:46Is it, is it Butterfly position?
04:47It said, they check in, say Butterfly-ish.
04:50Yeah, yeah, it lays on their back on the surface.
04:52And the partner, with the penis, stands or kneels in front in between your partner.
05:00That's right.
05:01That's it, was that what you got there?
05:02That's what I got, yeah.
05:03Butterfly, that's what they have there.
05:05Palms of your feet, of their feet together, you know, as if they were kind of sitting on the, you know, the old butterfly stretch as you sit on the ground.
05:12Yeah.
05:12Palms of your feet together, knees to the table.
05:15The old butterfly stretch.
05:16Well, they take that pose right there and she rolls back on her back and then I guess you stand up.
05:20That's it right there, you stand up.
05:21That's not that.
05:22That seems difficult.
05:23I'm going to go out on a limb and say that they forgot to put the F in there in your email, but go ahead.
05:27I'm a sutra live.
05:28Boy, you can't leave the F out in this conversation.
05:30No, you can't.
05:31You can't.
05:31You can't.
05:32There's no way.
05:32Number six, spooning.
05:34Really?
05:35Spooning two spots over cowgirl?
05:38Spooning, but with more than just the regular spoon action going on, obviously.
05:42Number five.
05:43Yeah, man, you got to be, you got to be working with a tool now.
05:45I mean, some of these are just, I mean, I don't know that the majority of the population can experience.
05:52Hey, man, they said everything's bigger in Texas, I guess.
05:55Well, I mean, yeah.
05:55That's a great point.
05:57They said in Texas.
05:58All right, yeah, number six, spooning.
06:02Number five, lotus.
06:06What in the hell is lotus?
06:08Lotus.
06:08The lotus sex position, often associated with tantric sex, and sometimes called the yabba yum,
06:19is an intimate face-to-face position that emphasizes connection, eye contact.
06:24Everybody knows lotus.
06:26Everybody knows lotus.
06:29It is intimate.
06:31Eye-to-eye contact, man.
06:32Everybody.
06:33In fact, lotus should probably.
06:35You think it should be higher?
06:36Yes.
06:37Really?
06:37Absolutely.
06:38The cowgirl, that does have me surprised.
06:40I mean, that's, I mean, that, I would have just deleted the email.
06:44Yeah, 8071, you get your wish.
06:46Number four, reverse cowgirl.
06:48Number three, I mean, this is tough, doggy style.
06:52Number two, number two, missionary.
06:58I'm shocked.
07:00Number one, I'm going to need some help from Lovie Smith.
07:02Number one, please, Lovie, can you help me?
07:06It's really about to 69.
07:07How is that number one?
07:10That's wild, Texas.
07:11Really?
07:12I am shocked.
07:13I thought this was missionary in a landslide.
07:17Maybe even lotus.
07:18You're right.
07:19I just don't think people maybe know to call it lotus.
07:21But how is missionary not number, what was number one again?
07:25Number one was.
07:26It's really about to 69.
07:28Wow.
07:29I would have put on best bets that missionary was number one.
07:33Listen, I'm just saying.
07:36How can I put this?
07:38I feel like, what was number one again?
07:40It's really about to 69.
07:41I feel like that one is for some an acquired taste.
07:45Not up in Big Sandy, Texas.
07:50It's really about to 69.
07:52Apparently it's pretty popular up in Big Sandy.
07:55I mean, that is shocking.
07:56I would have thought missionary right off the bat.
08:00Yes.
08:01It must have been some horny dudes.
08:03There's horny people out here.
08:04Hey, what's your favorite?
08:0669?
08:07It's really about to 69.
08:08That's what I'm, 69?
08:13I would have thought missionary all the way.
08:16What if I told you?
08:18Wow.
08:18That's, shout out to Texas.
08:20Yeah.
08:20Did you know this?
08:21Did you know that Texas, Texas ranks as the third kinkiest state in America?
08:26Hey.
08:27That nasty is strong.
08:28Lone Star State has one of the highest monthly Google search rates for sexual positions per capita.
08:34I dig it, but we got work to do.
08:35This is great.
08:37For the first, the base power text line, 713-572-416, YouTube and shit.
08:42YouTube?
08:44Got to get in that base power position for some of these.
08:47That's right.
08:47Yeah.
08:48Base power text line.
08:49Always.
08:49YouTube and Twitch.
08:51How many have you tried?
08:52One through 10.
08:53I'm surprised by that.
08:55I would have thought missionary was number one.
08:56All day long.
08:57Someone texted and said, I had doggy all the way.
09:00Somebody texted and said, they thought that thing that Jerry likes to say in Dallas would
09:05have made the list.
09:06Surprised that that did not make the list.
09:08There it was.
09:09Glory hole.
09:10That one.
09:11And, uh.
09:12Maybe this is in time.
09:15Number 160.
09:16I can't get past it.
09:19I'm, like, I, listen, I'm not having a problem with it.
09:21I just think it's, and I would think it's more of an acquired taste.
09:24Fuck to it.
09:25I mean, from experience, not everybody's into it.
09:30Texas is.
09:33Cowgirl at eight.
09:34That really pissed you off, huh?
09:35Oh.
09:36That one is surprising.
09:37And the fact that you went reverse Cowgirl at four or five, that saved you.
09:41Is that on your Mount Rushmore?
09:42Is that in your top four?
09:44Absolutely.
09:46Lotus is, I didn't know what Lotus was, but when you Google and check the images, that's,
09:50I mean, every, every man and woman in America have appreciated that a time or two.
09:57Yeah.
09:57Probably should be in the top three.
10:00Yeah.
10:00Text line coming to Ray here on YouTube.
10:03Isn't spooning just the side-by-side thing?
10:06I mean, kinda.
10:09But, but you're in.
10:12Yeah.
10:12Yeah.
10:12I mean.
10:13I think a spoon can get different directions.
10:16A spoon can roll.
10:17Well, I would imagine.
10:18I would imagine they're referring.
10:19No, I would imagine they're referring to the, the, the, the hole to hole.
10:24I mean, I would imagine that.
10:25There it was.
10:26Glory hole.
10:27Spooning in bed back, her back to you kind of deal.
10:30You're in the light.
10:31I mean, that's, that's what I would guess.
10:35The hole, the hole to hole.
10:38I mean, I would imagine that's what, I'm just saying.
10:41Welcome in.
10:42It's Kama Sutra Live on the Drive, Sports Radio 610.
10:46Hey.
10:47Hey.
10:47Hey.
10:47Hey.
10:48Hey, so we know, so we know what y'all nasty asses is going to be doing on Saturday.
10:53What do you say?
10:54What?
10:54Let me say y'all nasty asses.
10:55It's really about to 69.
10:56There you go, baby.
10:58There you go.
10:59Coming up next.
11:00Coming up next.
11:01Of course, a great segue.
11:04The number one thing that this offseason needs to be about, if we're still on the air in the next 10 minutes.
11:10We'll see you.
11:24You're off.
11:25Um.
11:27I wonder if you are on the other side.
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