00:00When some giant slug comes on up to your rug, say hello to Evolution.
00:15When some alien cell starts to mutate and swell, say hello to Evolution.
00:30Just when it's out of control, the alienate turns home, so say goodbye to Evolution.
00:38This hero team has got control of the scene, Evolution.
01:00Next time, do you think you could give us more of a warning?
01:07Cut the chatter, guys.
01:08We've got more company.
01:17We're gonna crash!
01:30Well, I always said this post office could use a drive-thru.
01:39Now would be a good time for one of your brilliant plans, Dr. Kane.
01:43I'm thinking, I'm thinking.
01:48Just think faster!
01:53Got it!
01:54Wayne, can you increase the pitch of the truck's horn by 43%?
01:57Whatever you say, Dr. K.
02:01This had better work.
02:03My plans always work.
02:05Well, there was that time in Australia where you...
02:08Harry!
02:11Okay, time to create a little sonic interference sequence.
02:14One, two, three.
02:15One, two.
02:16One, two, three, four.
02:17One, one.
02:18One, two, three.
02:30One, two, three.
02:31One, two, three.
02:32One, two, three.
02:33One, two, three.
02:34One, two, three.
02:35One, two, three.
02:36One, two, three.
02:37One, two, three.
02:38It's working.
02:39And it sounds like we woke up every dog in Glen Canyon.
02:42One, two, three.
02:43One, two, three.
02:44One, two, three.
02:45One, two, three.
02:50Oh, look what those boneheads did to my baby.
02:55Look what those boneheads did to my baby.
03:08Look at the bright side, kid.
03:10Now you can upgrade the truck all over again.
03:13Hey, that's a great idea.
03:15Well, of course it is. I'm a genius.
03:18Well done, people. This is a meritorious moment.
03:21Once again, Team Alienator saved the day.
03:23We saved Glen Canyon and the world.
03:26We should be proud of ourselves.
03:30Although next time we should try to save the government property, too.
03:35No way!
03:37I've watched curling for 15 years
03:39and I've never seen somebody deliver a stone that badly.
03:43My grandma can curl better than that guy.
03:45Dr. King, what did you call that sound?
03:49A sonic interruption sequence?
03:51A sonic interference sequence.
03:53Why do you ask?
03:54I always include your findings in my report to General Woodman.
03:57You're kidding, right?
03:58It's standard operating procedure.
04:00Just think of all the knowledge Woodman's gaining.
04:04All he can learn.
04:06Oh, to think how much my work must mean to him.
04:09Ugh, why do I even bother?
04:12Admit it.
04:13It's because you like us.
04:14You really like us.
04:16Hey, my laptop!
04:21My report!
04:23Oops!
04:25Oops!
04:26That's all you can say?
04:28It's no big deal.
04:29It's just coffee.
04:30Look, it comes right off.
04:33That's it!
04:34I can't take it anymore!
04:35Hey!
04:36Could you guys keep it down over there?
04:38I can hardly hear the game.
04:39I'm going for a run.
04:43Whoa!
04:45Sorry, kid.
04:46Oh, are you okay?
04:48Sure, you?
04:50I will be.
04:51Just as soon as I go for a nice, long run.
04:55Come on, Gassy.
04:57Let's go shopping.
04:58Welcome to Paradise, also known as the Glutton Canyon Jumpyard.
05:07Hi, Earl.
05:09Looks like your truck needs some work there, Wayne.
05:12That's why I'm here.
05:14But first, there's something special you got to see.
05:18Beautiful.
05:20Pure poetry, huh?
05:21How's the manifold?
05:23As pristine as a day is long.
05:25Wait, you got to hear this.
05:28Ignition's a little rusted, but...
05:34She runs like a dream.
05:36Sounds like one of the cylinders is cracked.
05:39Could be just a gasket.
05:44Gassy, you were...
05:45What is it, Gassy?
05:49This is bad.
05:50This is worse than bad.
05:52It's batter-ist.
05:53Wait, is that really...
05:55Why didn't I pay attention in English?
05:56It just needs a new muffler.
05:59It's not the end of the world.
06:00There's those alien things.
06:04Come on.
06:05We need to call for help.
06:10Help!
06:15Help!
06:16Let me go, you varmint!
06:18You'll be free in a second, Earl.
06:24Wayne, hurry!
06:26I'm on it!
06:27What's going on here?
06:51I'll explain later.
06:52Right now, I want you to shoot at anything that tries to eat us.
06:55You don't have to tell me to.
07:09Oh, not the fine Corinthian leather seats.
07:13We need to get to the radio.
07:15But how?
07:21This is Wayne to Alienator's home base.
07:24Do you copy?
07:25Over.
07:26Emergency.
07:27Over.
07:28Wayne?
07:29What is it, kiddo?
07:31It's Dr. Kane.
07:32We've got a serious problem.
07:34The growing deer at Gina's Alfred.
07:37Over at the...
07:38Oh, man.
07:41Those were brand new floor mats.
07:48Wayne's in trouble.
07:50Let's hit it.
07:51General Woodman, don't they teach you to knock in the military?
07:56I'm here on official business.
07:58Well, I hope you brought your running shoes because Lieutenant Lucy went for a jog.
08:02Actually, I'm here for you, Dr. Kane.
08:06Oh, that's sweet, General.
08:07But Harry and I were just on our way out.
08:09Not anymore.
08:11Place these men under arrest for destroying the Glen Canyon Post Office.
08:14No man is above the law, Kane.
08:17Not even you.
08:19This is no time for speeches, General Woodbrain.
08:21All right, there's a genus outbreak.
08:23Wayne's in trouble.
08:24Not possible.
08:25Dr. Reed keeps me informed of all outbreaks.
08:28The ones she knows about.
08:30Take them away!
08:31Oh, man, these things don't give up.
08:46Hey, Wayne, how much longer do you think we can hold these things off?
08:50I don't know.
08:51We've got 500 gallons of solemnity, which is pretty useful,
08:55provided they don't evolve an immunity to it.
08:58What's wrong with him?
08:59That!
09:05How's that possible?
09:06Well, it's just like an upgrade, only uglier.
09:15Look, X.
09:16Stuck in the penalty box with the fate of the world at stake.
09:20I hope Wayne can hold out, wherever he is.
09:27You're making a big mistake, General.
09:29The only mistake I've made, Kane, is giving you and your ragtag group of misfits such free reign.
09:35But I had my orders.
09:37At least let me talk to Dr. Reed.
09:39She needs to perform a heat signature sweep for the genus.
09:43Lieutenant Lucy!
09:46LT!
09:47What happened?
09:48General Sourpuss over there had us arrested for destroying that post office yesterday.
09:52Sir, you have to arrest me, too.
09:54I was part of that operation.
09:56In your case, a court-martial is a possibility.
09:59But right now, I'm giving you a direct order, Lieutenant Mai.
10:02Do not, under any circumstances, let those clowns escape from that cell.
10:07Do I make myself clear?
10:08Yes, sir!
10:11All right.
10:12Get us out of here.
10:14I can't do that.
10:15I was given a direct order.
10:16You heard the general.
10:17Well, forget your stupid orders for once!
10:20Wayne and Gas, you're in trouble.
10:22Trouble?
10:23What kind of trouble?
10:24Genus trouble.
10:25Come on, LT.
10:27Wayne's counting on us.
10:28Soldier, you're dismissed.
10:30But General Woodman said...
10:32Yes, sir.
10:34I mean, ma'am.
10:35Lieutenant.
10:36No.
10:40I'm proud of this uniform.
10:42Worrying it means I have responsibilities.
10:44I have a duty to always follow orders.
10:47And my orders were very specific.
10:50General Woodman said not to let any clowns escape.
10:53But I don't see any clowns in here.
10:56No grease paint.
10:57No funny noses.
10:58No big floppy shoes.
11:00Nope.
11:01Definitely no clowns.
11:03And my orders didn't say anything about juggling keys very close to the bars.
11:07Oops!
11:08Oh, I dropped the keys.
11:12I said, oops, I dropped the keys.
11:15Oh, right.
11:20I'm seeing a whole new side of you, Lieutenant Lucy.
11:23I'm not doing this for you.
11:25I'm doing it for Wayne.
11:26Come on, let's go.
11:33This stop isn't working anymore.
11:35We've grown immune to the selenium.
11:37Why does this happen every time?
11:40We need Dr. Kane.
11:42Uh-oh, here we go again.
11:46Who said two heads are better than one?
11:49What are we going to do?
11:51I'm going to get you out of here.
11:54But I haven't flown in years.
11:56And that was a crop duster?
11:58I don't know, Wayne.
12:01One of us needs to go.
12:03And I'm not leaving you here.
12:04You have to go.
12:05But what about you?
12:07There's not enough room for the both of us.
12:09I can fight them off.
12:10Just save yourself, Earl.
12:12And I want you to do me a favor.
12:14Anything.
12:15You name it.
12:16Take Gassie with you.
12:19And you have to go on without me, buddy.
12:22Dr. Kane and Harry and Lieutenant Lucy,
12:24they need you now.
12:25And just remember,
12:27I'll always be there.
12:28In your heart.
12:31I know.
12:32I'm going to miss you, too.
12:33Your bright eyes,
12:35your happy smile,
12:36and your steak, most of all.
12:39Now, just go.
12:40Go!
12:46Okay, boy.
12:47It's you and me to the end.
12:50Now, Earl,
12:51push the red button in front of you.
12:54You mean this one?
12:55Hey!
12:55What are you doing?
13:19My orders didn't say I couldn't
13:21borrow a helicopter,
13:23did they?
13:24No.
13:25Well, you're absolutely right.
13:30And I don't often look in the back
13:33to see who else is riding in there.
13:35Huh?
13:36The back.
13:38The back!
13:47Oh, gee, Lieutenant.
13:48I don't know how this is going to look
13:50on your report to General Woodman.
13:54Oh!
13:57Okay.
13:58Shutting up now.
13:59Look.
13:59I'm zipping it, locking it,
14:01and throwing away the key.
14:02Actually, there's just one more thing.
14:04I need my gear.
14:05Can we stop by the lab?
14:06Uh, please?
14:07Pretty please?
14:08Well, since you asked so nicely.
14:12If we stay up here,
14:14we're going to wind up being
14:15a couple of very unhappy chew toys.
14:17We have to make a run for it.
14:23Now, what do dogs like to do, Gassy?
14:26Chase things.
14:28Right, Gassy?
14:28So let's give them something to chase.
14:37Now, boy, let's go.
14:39Which way, Gassy?
15:04Which way?
15:04Good job, Gassy.
15:11Or maybe not.
15:18I found the outbreak.
15:20It's at the junkyard.
15:27Hold on tight, Gassy.
15:28Not that tight.
15:39Well, I guess this is it, boy.
15:42We're outnumbered.
15:43It's only a matter of time before...
15:45Hey, buddy.
15:48Need a ride?
15:49You bet, Dr. Kane.
15:51I...
15:52I'm feeling funny.
15:53I'm feeling funny.
15:53I'm mutating again.
16:00I...
16:00Oh, this is really useful.
16:06Rain can't move.
16:07I'm going down.
16:11I tried my best, Dr. Kane,
16:13but those things became immune
16:15to the current selenium mix.
16:16I know, kiddo.
16:17Don't you worry.
16:18We'll take care of them in a minute.
16:19Ugh.
16:20Take us up, Harry.
16:26Huh?
16:29You're too heavy.
16:32But, Dr. Kane.
16:34It's okay.
16:35You can send the basket
16:36back down for me in a minute.
16:37I'll...
16:38I'll be fine.
16:39Okay, Harry.
16:40Try it again.
16:41Ugh.
16:43Ugh.
16:44Ugh.
16:44Ugh.
16:44Ugh.
16:45Ugh.
16:45Ugh.
16:46Ugh.
16:46Ugh.
16:47Ugh.
16:47Ugh.
16:48Ugh.
16:48Ugh.
16:49Ugh.
16:49Ugh.
16:50Need something for the new mix.
17:16Perfect.
17:18The F-Ain and his lubricant
17:20should do the trick.
17:21Now, to get it into the firetruck
17:22selenium tanks for the final mix,
17:24here goes nothing.
17:25Ugh.
17:26Ugh.
17:26Ugh.
17:27Ugh.
17:28Ugh.
17:29Ugh.
17:30Ugh.
17:31Ugh.
17:32Ugh.
17:33Ugh.
17:34Ugh.
17:35Ugh.
17:36Ugh.
17:37Ugh.
17:38Ugh.
17:39Ugh.
17:40Ugh.
17:41Ugh.
17:42Ugh.
17:43Ugh.
17:44Ugh.
17:45Quick, Lieutenant.
17:46Target the top of the firetruck with one of your missiles.
17:48It'll blow it up.
17:49Exactly.
17:50And it will mix and spread the chemicals at the same time.
17:54Trust me.
17:55Just do it.
17:56Hang on.
17:58Ugh.
17:59You did it.
18:00You destroyed the genius.
18:01And the firetruck.
18:02Oh, look on the bright side, kid.
18:03Now you can really upgrade the truck.
18:04Hey, that's a great idea.
18:05As soon as I mutate back to normal.
18:06Uh, thanks for coming to get me and Gassy.
18:07They saved our lives.
18:08Don't thank me.
18:09Thank the lieutenant.
18:10She's the only reason we got here in time to save you.
18:11Just doing my job, kid.
18:12Just doing my job, kid.
18:13Hahaha.
18:14Ha, ha, ha.
18:15Ha, ha, ha.
18:16The degrees the報kicks are on火.
18:17They are on fire.
18:18You just need to fall into the first place.
18:19Oh, oh, oh, you control my life.
18:20We need to go to the firetruckётся.
18:21We just need to upgrade the truck.
18:22Hey, that's a great idea.
18:23As soon as I mutate back to normal.
18:25Uh, thanks for coming to get me and Gassy.
18:26They saved our lives.
18:27Don't thank me, thank the lieutenant.
18:29She's the only reason we got here in time to save you.
18:32Just doing my job, kid.
18:33Ha, ha!
18:34Ha-ha!
18:47Cain?
18:48General Woodman, sir, I...
18:50I, uh...
18:51That'll be all, Lieutenant.
18:52Now, why is it always...
18:54Cain?
18:55And not...
18:56Cain!
18:57Here.
19:00Hmm.
19:01It's not ticking.
19:02Just open it.
19:04Well, what does it say?
19:06Hey, it's from the Postmaster General.
19:08He's giving us a full pardon for destroying the Glen Canyon Post Office.
19:12All right, a pardon!
19:14Hey, pardon?
19:16Pardon?
19:17No, no.
19:18Pardon me.
19:19Okay, you're pardoned.
19:22Neither wind, nor rain, nor nasty genus outbreaks can stop the Team Alienators from coming through.
19:28Right, General?
19:30Hey, everybody.
19:31I finished rebuilding the fire truck.
19:32Come on, you gotta check this out.
19:36So, what do you think?
19:38Uh, it's great, Wayne.
19:39But didn't we used to have a jet?
19:41Uh, yeah, we did.
19:43But I kinda let a friend take it out for a test trip.
19:46That's really cool.
19:47You guys are doing great for this part.
19:48Yeah, you're nice.
19:49And I didn't, I'm cool, guys.
19:50It's a great deal.
19:51Go, go!
19:52Go, go, go!
19:53Go, go, go, go!
19:55Go, go, go, go, go!
19:56But I knew this was just one of the best people.
19:57So, let's go.
20:29Cookie Charge!
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