00:00When some giant slug comes out of the world, say hello to Evolution.
00:15When some alien cell starts to mutate and swell, say hello to Evolution.
00:30Just when it's out of control, the alienator's here, so say goodbye to Evolution.
00:38This hero team has got control of the scene, Evolution.
00:44It's crazy in this town.
01:02Monsters wrecking houses.
01:05Not even safe to take a bath anymore.
01:08But you won't hurt me.
01:12No, not you cute little birdies.
01:26Friendly little birdies.
01:35What?
01:38They won't hurt me.
01:40They're not off the line.
01:43They're off the line.
01:51All the time is over the line.
01:53Willie's off the line.
01:54He sweatshirt.
01:56He's hungry.
01:58He's a monster.
02:00A chair?
02:02It's some kind of earthquake.
02:09What in darnation?
02:28That's no earthquake!
02:29No! No! Not again!
02:32Not again!
02:59That last return proves this to be the finest game these Miami fans have ever seen. Here's the final play and...
03:12Please tell me I'm not seeing this!
03:16What? What is it?
03:18Jose Alasko just lost the highlight game that was going to put him in the championship finals. Oh, and there's a big purple jungle sprouting up in the middle of downtown!
03:27This is new. Fascinating! Come on!
03:34Wayne, get the firetruck ready and...
03:37Wow! Wayne! Is this the firetruck or something on loan from the Air and Space Museum?
03:42Well, I made a few modifications.
03:45Look at all the wicked stuff! Ejector sheets!
03:48Wayne, we're kind of in a hurry.
03:50Fenders that launch! Lieutenant Mai's motorcycle! A small jet!
03:55Okay, Wayne. Great!
03:57And get this! I made the running board to extend out like wings like for those speedy racer-y jumps. You know...
04:06Bam! Squeal and zoom back into the race.
04:10Has someone been feeding him sugar again? Suit up! Let's ride!
04:14Let's ride!
04:40I just had the truck washed.
04:42Maybe we shouldn't park it under a tree?
04:45Your truck's fine. It's us I'm worried about.
04:48The genus racked up a whole lot of points in the first quarter.
04:51Hold the stink, Gassy.
05:02Okay, what did I say about parking under a tree?
05:05Protocol dictates we should report genus activity immediately to the CID.
05:08Well, Proto call me crazy, but I think that's a good idea, Lucy.
05:13That's Lieutenant?
05:15Alright, I agree completely, Lieutenant, Lucy.
05:18Let's just call it in.
05:20Before I forget who the enemy is...
05:22I'll be happy to place that call for you, Lieutenant.
05:24Gee, all the comforts of home.
05:27If home were a high-tech firetruck tricked out with fancy gear and loaded with 500 gallons of blue goo.
05:35General Woodman here.
05:38Lieutenant Mai reporting in, sir.
05:40Are you receiving this, sir?
05:42Affirmative. I see it, and I'm prepared to take drastic measures to ensure that the genus doesn't spread any further.
05:50Um, General, let Ira and his team have a chance to stop at first, okay?
05:54Alright. Even though it's against my better judgment.
05:58Cain, you've got one hour. Then we do it my way.
06:03I have a responsibility to protect this great country.
06:06I'm the first and last defense.
06:09Even if it means that a few will have to suffer to save the many.
06:13Excuse me, General, is this part of the hour, or do I get extra time for your speech-making?
06:18Ah, he's just kidding, General. Ira, the clock's ticking.
06:23Don't worry. We'll have this under control long before that.
06:27I hope so.
06:29I've isolated the unique heat signature of the genus and commandeered a tracking satellite to locate the genus.
06:34The satellite feeds heat signature images to the receiving device. I messengered it over yesterday.
06:39I didn't receive any... Ah!
06:41Uh, well, yeah, actually, you did, Dr. Cain.
06:43It was this wicked satellite link that looked so good on the console of the fire truck that I just couldn't help myself.
06:49It's got GPS, global barometric pressures, and I can get over 402 radio stations from all over the world.
06:56Want to hear radio-free Mongolia? Because I can...
06:58I've got it. Don't worry.
07:00Let's recap. We've got a huge genus outbreak, a man that's itching to blast you all to Kingdom Come,
07:06and you're using my new satellite tracking system as a car radio. Why should I worry?
07:11Hey, Ira, if the purple is the genus, what's that green thing in the middle?
07:16That's not genus. I'll magnify the image.
07:19That old man's trapped in there.
07:22It gets worse. The genus has evolved an atmosphere of chlorine gas. It's poisonous to humans.
07:27That old man doesn't have long. Masks on, everybody, and saddle up. We've got to save them.
07:30Well, you know what they say. The best offense is a good offense.
07:38Not the cleverest of sayings, but it works for me.
07:41Hold her right on target, kiddo.
07:58Aye-aye, Dr. Zane.
08:00Good game.
08:04We're heading straight for him.
08:16There you go, sir.
08:17He's okay. I got him.
08:18There's only one problem. Look. The path is closing up behind us.
08:32Guys, make that two problems.
08:34Look. Look. They're primates. The genus is well into its third stage of evolution, the Cenozoic Array.
08:53If that Cenozoic Array is the third stage, what's the fourth?
08:56Ellie time. The genus would evolve to a form so advanced that it would be unstoppable. Isn't that amazing?
09:03Um, no.
09:05Guys, who's Ellie? E-L-E means extinction level event. Our extinction.
09:10Amazing. He's an exact copy of the genus creature we fought at the old man's house.
09:31I've got to translate this.
09:33Your time here is finished. We of the genus shall rid this planet of you all.
09:39Uh, Mr. Genus and his monkeys don't look very happy.
09:43Monkeys? That's it. Scopes and his monkeys. Scopes!
09:48That's the perfect name for our nasty little return engagement friend there.
09:51I prefer to call him ugly.
09:53Uh, Doc, I think the irate primate and his pals want in.
10:11Ugh! We're closed in and sealed off.
10:13And the genus has evolved an immunity to your latest mix of blue goo.
10:16Say, kiddo, you didn't happen to put any saw blades on the fire truck, did you?
10:21Oh, yeah. You mean like the ones that come out, whirl around and can cut down all these nasty genus trees?
10:26Yeah, those.
10:28Nope, didn't think of it.
10:29I was afraid you were gonna say that.
10:43Breathe your laugh.
10:44You will be the first to fall. Soon the rest of your pathetic humanity will follow.
10:52That Scopes guy talks too much.
10:55No argument there.
10:56Man, this is totally unfair. I just washed and waxed this baby.
11:03You're not gonna make it. I'm gonna have to blast the genus ahead of schedule.
11:07Wait, General. Please. Ira will think of something.
11:11Hey, we've still got 36 minutes to save the world. That's plenty of time.
11:16Ira, they got us trapped between second and third base. Two outs, bottom and the ninth. Oh, it's game over.
11:22Game over? Aw, and I never even got to finish my new fireman's axe.
11:27I was gonna change the world of firefighting forever.
11:30Let me see that.
11:32Wait a minute. First, get rid of this thing.
11:35But that's the quarterstaff attachment for those really unruly fires. It folds down and pops up to save space. Look.
11:41Huh? Well, it's gone. Lieutenant Lucy, if you don't mind.
11:49Now, Doc, if you don't mind.
11:53Okay, genus. Let's dance.
11:59I'm outnumbered. I like that.
12:14Hey, she's good. First string all the way.
12:17Ira, what are you doing? You're supposed to be using that brain of yours to get us out of this mess.
12:23I've already got a plan in place. I'm a genius, remember?
12:26Uh, Dr. Cain, why aren't they following us?
12:36It's the chlorine gas the pod generated. It's their atmosphere. They need it to survive. They can't get too far away from the center. Which means, if we knock out the pod in 25 minutes or less, the entire outbreak will wither and die.
12:50And if that doesn't work?
12:51And if that doesn't work?
12:52Then General Woodman will complete the mission with extreme prejudice.
12:55We're talking the Big Bang. Fire in the sky, da bomb go boom.
12:58Here, genus, genus, genus.
12:59A little more deionized water and eight parts of the pod.
13:02Here, the big part of the pod is going to be done.
13:03Here, the big part of the pod is going to be done.
13:04And if that doesn't work?
13:05Here, the big part of the pod is going to be done.
13:06And if we knock out the pod in 25 minutes or less, the entire outbreak will wither and die.
13:07And if that doesn't work?
13:08Then General Woodman will complete the mission with extreme prejudice.
13:10We're talking the Big Bang. Fire in the sky, da bomb go boom.
13:15Here, genus, genus, genus.
13:26A little more deionized water and eight parts more Kokomai DDA and a pinch of nutmeg.
13:33Just kidding.
13:34There.
13:35This mix should take out any chlorine-based genus.
13:42Harry, we've only got seven minutes left.
13:44Have you found the pod?
13:46We found it, all right.
13:48Lieutenant Mai is going to fix the homing beacon.
13:50Cover me.
13:59Ira, the old mix is still working on this isolated genus colony.
14:03Homing beacon in place, Dr. King.
14:06I'm on my way.
14:07I'm on my way.
14:09And I'm on my way.
14:10Hurry, Ira.
14:11Please, Ira, hurry.
14:12Wow!
14:14Ah!
14:16Ah, Harry.
14:17Um, Harry.
14:18Can I ask...
14:19Ah!
14:20Uh, Harry?
14:21Um, Harry.
14:22Uh, Harry, um, Harry, can I ask you a question?
14:38Not right now, Wayne.
14:40But, uh, this is kind of important.
14:43What do you think that is?
14:45Well, judging by how the rest of our day's been going,
14:48I'd say that's probably something that wants to eat us.
14:52Oh, and I thought alligators in the sewers were urban legends.
15:01Oh, good alligator.
15:04Nice alligator.
15:06Hey, can I call you Allie?
15:08Oh, no? Okay, okay, okay.
15:14I've got the signal. I'm coming in.
15:19All right, four eyes, come and get me.
15:22Huh?
15:25Huh?
15:26Oh!
15:27Oh!
15:29Huh?
15:34Ah!
15:37Ah!
15:37Ah!
15:38Ah!
15:39Ah!
15:40Ah!
15:41Ah!
15:42Ah!
15:43Ah!
15:44Ah!
15:45Ah!
15:46Ah!
15:47Ah!
15:48Ah!
15:49Ah!
15:50Ah!
15:51Ah!
15:52Ah!
15:53Ah!
15:54Ah!
15:55Ah!
15:56Ah!
15:57Ah!
15:58Ah!
15:59Ah!
16:00Ah!
16:01Ah!
16:02Ah!
16:03Ah!
16:04Ah!
16:05Ah!
16:06Ah!
16:07Ah!
16:08No!
16:38Fire! Fire!
16:43I got a release malfunction here.
16:45This is not good.
16:47Your folly will not finish this.
16:49Nothing you can do will defeat us.
16:53Are the genius.
16:56We are superior.
16:58Superior my foot.
17:00You're evolutionary toast, pal.
17:02Shia!
17:05That's right.
17:06Open wide.
17:07Here comes the jet.
17:09Ira, no.
17:33Oh no, Ira.
17:37Oh man, Ira.
17:42Sorry, General. Not today.
17:56Mr. President. I've done it, Mr. President. I've saved the day.
18:00The genus is wiped out, but I think we lost Ira.
18:06It's only the genus.
18:29Now that was one heck of a ride.
18:37I'm sorry, Dr. Kane. I was just...
18:41Glad to see you too, Lieutenant.
18:44Come on, let's go home.
18:45I have never seen teamwork like that which was exhibited this day.
18:55There's no doubt, ladies and gentlemen, we are a team.
19:00We think like a team.
19:01We act like a team.
19:02We've even got a mascot.
19:06A smelly, gaseous mascot, but a mascot nonetheless.
19:13We've got it all.
19:15But the one thing we don't have is a name.
19:17Every team needs a name.
19:19Without a name, we won't be a team.
19:22Uh, how about, uh, stink bombs or, um, the stinkmeisters?
19:28It should be a real name like Bravo Force.
19:32No, it should be something more scientific like...
19:35I've got it.
19:36The anti-genus research and containment team.
19:39Huh?
19:40What?
19:41What?
19:42I think it's catchy.
19:43No, we need something good.
19:45Something...
19:46Hmm.
19:47We're the alienators.
19:49That's what we do, that's what we are.
19:52The alienators.
19:54What a team.
20:19We're the alienators.
20:20Thank you, Brandon.
20:22We're the alienators.
20:23We're the alienators.
20:25We're the orientators.
20:26You.
20:32I'm Romeo and Hammer.
20:35Come on.
20:36Bye-bye.
20:37Bye-bye.
20:38Bye.
20:44Bye-bye.
20:45Bye-bye.
20:47Bye-bye.
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