00:01People say it's quite a way to heaven Many miles beyond a distant star
00:10Now I know that all dogs go to heaven But until we chase our dreams that far
00:19We will find a little heaven everywhere around us
00:24Find a little heaven everywhere we are
00:30This is the end of the day
00:36Today's turn is my turn
00:40The first time in the day
00:43The first time in the day
00:48The second time of the day
00:52The third time
00:57Hmm, Red Five, we're in a holding pattern.
01:02Oh, hello there, young man.
01:05Got some cute little tykes in the back there?
01:08Yes, ma'am.
01:12Oh, dogs!
01:16David, there's number 41 over there.
01:21Guys, my mom expects me home.
01:23Oh, pretty please, just one more.
01:26Okay, okay.
01:28Red Five, take off!
01:31Woo-hoo! Woo-hoo!
01:35You're fine, wouldn't it?
01:41Oh, yeah! I remember this one!
01:48You know, it's not every day I chauffeur a pair of dogs to every hydrant in town.
01:52Oh, what can I say?
01:55It's my one weakness!
01:57Yikes! The street lights are coming on. We gotta go, guys!
02:01Uh, one sec.
02:04Seven visitors since May.
02:06Control tower ready for takeoff!
02:08Whoop, whoop, whoop, whoop!
02:09You guys want to stay for supper?
02:15Two non-opposable thumbs up.
02:18Yeah, yeah, totally. I'm with him. Up.
02:24David, honey, where have you been all afternoon?
02:26You have that report due, remember?
02:29Now Charlie and Itchy are gonna have to leave.
02:31Oh, Mom. Can't they hang out?
02:34Well, all right. But they have to be quiet so you can finish your homework.
02:37Oh, she's the best!
02:41Heh heh heh!
02:42So are her table scraps.
02:43Yum, yum!
02:46I'm too pooped to finish my report. I can't think of what to write anymore.
03:00How about food?
03:02Food is...
03:03Good!
03:05O-ring!
03:07Besides, I've already got a boring topic. Dogs.
03:11Hey, hey!
03:12We resemble the remark, mister.
03:18Well, except for you guys, there's not much to dogs.
03:23All they do is eat, sleep, and bite mailmen.
03:25Hey, buddy-boy, dogs have done a lot more than that for mankind.
03:31Oh, yeah. You sniff fire hydrants, too.
03:35Now we gotta help him, bitch.
03:38Why? Because we made him drag us all over town, Charlie?
03:41Well, yeah, not just that. We gotta defend our species!
03:48All right, Dave, listen up.
03:50I'm gonna tell you the amazing, un-boring story of how dogs first helped mankind.
03:56Oh, this ought to be good.
03:59Billions and billions of dog years ago,
04:03man was all alone.
04:07He didn't have any friends.
04:10Except for the ever-so-chummy dog.
04:14At first, cavemen tried to chase the wild dogs off.
04:20exhales
04:22Alright.
04:27Harp!
04:34Harp!
04:41Harp!
04:43Harp!
04:45Harp!
04:45Harp!
04:47Harp!
04:49Oh
05:19Huh?
05:21Hmm, oh, hmm.
05:23Hmm, hmm, hmm.
05:29Ah!
05:37Ah!
05:39Ah!
05:41Ah!
05:43Ah!
05:45and that's how dog gave man his first great achievement fire all thanks to a
05:59simple game of fetch
06:03teacher would never buy that what she doubts the word of a talking dog okay my
06:10turn and it's even more believable than Charlie's that's not saying much back in
06:18the old long ago times of the Egyptians they wanted to build some stuff so they
06:25hired a young architect with some very interesting ideas
06:55and that's the story of how dogs invented those big triangular things in the desert
07:22David hello hello ah it wasn't that boring come on David up and out come on
07:32there's work to be done
07:35Wow out like a light and his report isn't finished yeah if we hadn't visited every
07:42single hydrant in the city he might have had a chance Charlie now David's gonna
07:49flunk then he won't graduate or get a job and who wind up living under a bridge
07:56with hygiene challenged rats you know and it's all because we left him down
08:08and dogs can help mankind and I guess we can help boy kind too huh will write
08:17David's report for him huh you type bitch
08:20Since the beginning of time, dogs have proven themselves to be extremely intelligent.
08:36Charlie, too fast. Wait. How do you spell dogs?
08:39Maybe I should type.
08:42Do not blame me and don't look at me that way. I am too short for higher education.
08:47This report has to sound like David wrote it. Now, what would he write about?
08:53Hmm. Why? I got it. Aeroplanes. That's it, Itch.
08:58I'll come up with a story of how dogs changed the course of history.
09:04Hmm. Ooh, ooh, ooh.
09:07It was during the height of the air battles over Europe that two dogs saved the world.
09:14Right then. Tonight's mission is one of grave importance, lads.
09:19The enemy is working on a secret weapon in this factory.
09:22We've got to blast it to bits, gents. And blast it we shall.
09:26You'll go in low through fog-covered mountains, past anti-aircraft fire and around enemy fighters all by night.
09:35Oh, ooh, one more snag, chaps. Cook has informed me that he accidentally washed his socks in our teapot.
09:41However, I know you will take this news with a stiff upper lip. What?
09:45Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
09:51Charlie? What do we do now?
09:54Well, we thank our lucky dog star we don't drink tea.
09:58My flight crew is out of action and this mission could change the course of history.
10:05If only there was someone who could fly this bomber.
10:09Hitchy, you and I are going to fly this mission.
10:29Uh, but isn't flying dangerous?
10:34Not at all. Crashing is dangerous.
10:38There she was. The Anna Belle.
10:52Fuel?
10:53Uh, check.
10:55Flaps?
10:56Check.
10:57Tail?
10:59Wagging?
11:01No, the plane's tail.
11:03Oh, sorry.
11:05Check.
11:06Chew toys?
11:07Double check.
11:08Double check.
11:09Double check.
11:10Then let's change the course of history.
11:13Thanks.
11:14Please fasten your seat belts by inserting the buckle, like so.
11:21And please, no smoking. Thank you for flying the Royal Air Force and have a pleasant flight.
11:29I've got a boo-boo. Sit down. We've got hundreds of miles to cover tonight.
11:37Great, and we're going to clean up with those frequent flyer miles. Woo-hoo!
11:44Nifty takeoff, Charlie. You know, I didn't know dogs could sleep so well.
11:59Sure we can. Haven't you ever heard the phrase bird dog?
12:01Soon, the two fearless dogs were headed into enemy territory with a...
12:08What is that noise?
12:11Look, Charlie. I'm an airplane.
12:16Well, you've got the build for it.
12:22Oh, come on, Charlie. It's my turn to write. I want to be the pilot.
12:27Okay.
12:28But remember, the word dog doesn't have a Q in it.
12:36And so, Lieutenant Ichiford flew so well, the plane acted like it was part of him.
12:41They crept deep into enemy territory.
12:53Itchy, we're in range of their guns. Watch out!
12:57The warning came too late.
13:00They threw everything but the kitchen sink and the plane.
13:04Itch, what was that?
13:06The kitchen sink. Always the kitchen sink.
13:09The plane! The plane! The plane went into a dive!
13:18They were headed right for the mountains.
13:20Oh, my goodness!
13:25We're out!
13:39Itchy!
13:42Wake up before they crash.
13:47Huh?
13:48Too late! Christmas show!
13:52Oh, just as well. I'm pooped.
14:07Yeah, thanks for riding me into a corner, Itch.
14:10I've got to finish this report for David or he'll be in huge trouble.
14:14Sorry, Charlie. It's just so late.
14:19It looked bad for our heroes. Lieutenant Itchy was unconscious, which was probably for the best.
14:31It was now up to handsome Major Barkin to finish the mission.
14:37First things first, they needed an engine. But where to find it?
14:48Jackpot, an enemy airfield. Here was where all of Major Barkin's doggy skills would be put to the test.
14:56His dog bravery.
15:00His dog paddle. His dog endurance.
15:10Hmm.
15:12And his dog ability to sniff out anything. Even an engine. Mush! Mush!
15:30His dog.
15:32Repairing airplanes is something dogs are good at. Few, however, get the opportunity to prove it.
15:38The Anna Belle was ready to fly again.
15:44The Anna Belle was ready to fly again.
15:56Now he's got me doing it.
15:58Help, boys. Help!
16:00Help.
16:02Help.
16:05The plane was better than you.
16:09Higher and higher the dogs went. Higher than any living soul.
16:11I went too high.
16:24Intelligence reports that a dog is flying a bombing raid.
16:30This could change the course of history.
16:35Since we are unable to stop him,
16:38we need to call out our bashed dogfighters.
16:42Call in, Captain Killmeister.
16:46Never fear, my dear.
16:48You can count on the dreaded wolf-waffer.
16:50Oh, get it?
16:54They came out of nowhere.
16:56But the Major wasn't going down without a fight.
17:00A dogfight.
17:02He tried the tail chase.
17:07The rollover.
17:09Even burying the bone.
17:12But it was like trying to shake a hungry flea.
17:16So, Americana.
17:19How do you like them apples, broodles?
17:21Here's another fight!
17:26The plane couldn't take much more beating.
17:28Hey, Major!
17:29Looks like you will be changing the course of history tonight, huh?
17:35It was time to see if that old dog had any new tricks.
17:39I like to call that one playing dead.
17:51Killmeister to base.
17:52Oh, I know how to defeat this brash young pilot.
17:56Send up the secret weapon.
18:02It's the one thing no dog can resist.
18:04Gee, time to wake up.
18:13Oh, can't it wait till morning?
18:16They're nearing the target, and I need you to help me tight.
18:21So, did I miss anything?
18:23Only about seven pages.
18:25Okay, we only have one shot at this.
18:27Man the bombsite.
18:28Right.
18:29Steady.
18:30Steady.
18:31Steady, boy.
18:32Good dog!
18:35They were moving into position when, out of the darkness, it came.
18:39It was right in front of them.
18:41Like something out of a dream.
18:44Major!
18:44I'm losing my aim here.
18:47Major?
18:48Oh!
18:49Oh!
18:50It can't be!
18:51It is those sons of pooches.
18:56I've never seen anything like it.
18:58Ooh!
18:59Ooh!
19:00Must go to it!
19:03So big!
19:05Oh, Charlie, no!
19:06Pull up, pull up!
19:07Up!
19:08Gah!
19:09Ha!
19:10Ah!
19:11Ah!
19:12Thanks, mate.
19:15Let him have an inch.
19:17Fire!
19:18But, Charlie, we're not over the target yet!
19:21I said now!
19:23Now!
19:25Bones away!
19:32We missed the factory, Charlie.
19:34Ha!
19:35I don't think so.
19:43Oh!
19:45I hate that!
19:46When that happened!
19:47And so, dogs once more saved the day, proving that they are indeed man's best friend.
19:57The end.
19:59Yeah!
20:00Oh!
20:01Oh!
20:03Uh!
20:04Hey!
20:05Good morning, guys.
20:06Oh, no!
20:07My report!
20:08I didn't...
20:08Ah, relax!
20:10It's not much, but, uh...
20:13Itch and I came through for ya.
20:15That's really nice, guys.
20:17But, um...
20:18The teacher really wants us to write our own reports.
20:20Ha!
20:21Yeah, but you ain't out of time.
20:23Remember?
20:24And now it's morning!
20:26Yeah!
20:27Saturday morning.
20:28I still have the whole weekend to write it myself.
20:30But we stayed up all night.
20:33Wow!
20:34You did that all for me?
20:37Well, I may not be able to use it,
20:39but you proved to me that you were right.
20:42Dogs really are man's best friend.
20:45Well, okay.
20:46But, uh...
20:47I always heard it was the other way around.
20:50What we did...
21:11I'll see you next time.
21:18Bye.
21:19Bye.
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