00:00When some giant slug comes right up to your rug, say hello to evolution.
00:15When some alien cell starts to mutate and swell, say hello to evolution.
00:30Just when it's out of control, the alienator holds, so say goodbye to evolution.
00:38This hero team has got control of the scene, evolution.
00:44That thing's about to evolve, and it needs nourishment.
01:01Gotta stop it before it reaches those grain silos. Step on it, Wayne.
01:05You got it, Dr. Kane. Not even waiting to test the truck's new nitro injection system.
01:14Huh? Too late.
01:28Look at that old silo.
01:30He's a growing boy.
01:44Look at the newly evolved paramecium.
01:46The genus is able to sustain a unicellular creature with a biomass of over ten tons.
01:51Isn't that amazing?
01:52Nope. That's disgusting.
01:54And I'm taking it out.
01:59Hey!
02:03Yeah, you said it, Gas.
02:05Harry's gonna make that thing really, really mad.
02:16Not to worry.
02:17It's the final minutes of extra time, and Harry Block has the ball.
02:20I'm gonna send that genus back to the locker room with a blast of blue goo.
02:24Oops!
02:28Um, Ira, you don't just happen to have another version of the blue goo, do you?
02:31I think this giant slug thing has evolved past your latest mix.
02:36Be with you in one second.
02:37Incoming!
02:41A great tackle!
02:45It's looking like fourth and goal here.
02:47The goal being to eat us alive.
02:49Ira, I hate to rush you, but...
02:51Gotta slow that thing down.
02:53Wait a minute.
02:54I've got it!
02:59Try these vibrations on for size.
03:05Feel the rhythm, feel the beat.
03:07Look at that thing dance!
03:08Look at that thing dance!
03:20That paramecium is huge!
03:22But it's still a single-celled structure.
03:24It has a semi-permeable cell wall.
03:27Meaning, osmosis.
03:29Diego Osmosis?
03:30Cuban long jump champion in 1973?
03:33Not really.
03:35I calculate that if we hit that thing with exactly 1,325.7 gallons of water,
03:40it'll soak it up like a sponge until it explodes.
03:44Where are we gonna get 1,000 gallons of water at this hour?
03:48Uh, Dr. Kane, Harry, Doc!
03:51Look!
04:01Hmm, great plan, Dr. Kane.
04:03One day I'd like to defeat the genus without being covered from head to toe in blue goo,
04:07or drenched with purple water.
04:10We all deserved a dream.
04:12Looks like today's game was a washout.
04:15Uh, Wayne?
04:16Wayne!
04:17That's enough!
04:18All of this water needs to be contained and purified.
04:22And that's the last of it, Dr. Kane.
04:24Sorry for the mess.
04:26Well, I think we got it all.
04:27What do you say, Gassy?
04:28Hmm?
04:29Did we get the genus?
04:35Eh, Gassy smells as fresh as a daisy.
04:38We must have gotten it all.
04:48Oh!
04:55Oh, no, no, no, no.
05:10Hang on, go!
05:11Oh, no, no, no, no!
05:14Ah!
05:15Ah!
05:17Ah!
05:18Ah!
05:19Ah!
05:23Ah, ah, ah, ah!
05:27Ah!
05:31Ah!
05:34Ah!
05:36And so you see, in order for a cell to grow and replicate, it needs nourishment, and lots of it.
05:47Rather like Deacon Derek.
05:59Don't forget to swallow, guys. Consider it your homework.
06:03Okay, Dr. Kane.
06:06Will this be on the test?
06:12Oh, hey, Derek, what do I do, man?
06:14I got a donut stuck in my throat, and I have no soda to wash it down with.
06:18Well, Deke, if you're really desperate, there's always the H3O.
06:28Whoa.
06:31Uh-oh.
06:32What's the matter, Deke?
06:47Help! Help! Somebody! Anybody!
06:50You really saved me from that paramecium's quarterback blitz. Thanks, LT.
07:02LT?
07:03Yeah, you know, LT. Lieutenant. Anyway, thanks.
07:07I was only doing my duty.
07:09L.T.
07:13Open the door, will you, Wayne?
07:15You got it, Dr. Kane. It's stuck. Don't worry, I'll fix it. All it needs is a little tap.
07:23Hey!
07:24Doors open.
07:27Thanks, Wayne.
07:31Something's wrong with Deke.
07:32Really? How can you tell?
07:33Really? How can you tell?
07:46Olay!
07:47Hey!
07:59Okay, time for a little check-up.
08:02Deke's bloodstream is swimming with genus cells. But how did they get into his vascular system?
08:11Deke has a vascular system? Whoa! We've been really healthy. Oh, it was donuts and soda. Oh, and Deke had a little water.
08:20Hmm. Sounds like it's time to initiate a satellite link and conduct a thermal sweep of Glen Canyon.
08:25Gotcha. You've been a very naughty genus. Let's see where you're hiding. The Glen Canyon reservoir! The drinking water for the entire city!
08:40Don't panic. It's dammed up. We can contain it.
08:44Well, we could. But you see, every day our reservoir feeds several thousand gallons to other reservoirs down river.
08:50We just call them at the reservoir and tell them to shut down the gates.
08:53It's not that easy. There's nobody to call.
08:56I just know you're gonna say something I won't like. But go ahead anyway. Ruin my day.
09:02It's all automated.
09:04There's nobody out there. The sluice gates open every afternoon from five to seven. It's like clockwork.
09:10Technically, I think that is clockwork.
09:13Zip it, Harry.
09:14Gotcha.
09:16That water is gonna spread the genus into California and Mexico. We're talking an epidemic of half a billion people in about three hours.
09:23But how did the genus get into the reservoir in the first place?
09:26We must have somehow flushed genus cells into the water table after destroying that giant paramecium.
09:30You mean this is all my fault?
09:32Of course not.
09:33But I hose that thing all over the place. It's gotta be my fault.
09:38Look, it's not about whose fault it is.
09:40Doc, you better take a look at this.
09:52Wayne, this is all your fault.
09:55Wayne, door?
10:07Huh?
10:12I got it, Harry.
10:13Oh, it's disgusting. It's vile. It's me. It's Frank Ryan, captain of the wrestling team. And those tentacles could win us the state championship.
10:38They have us completely surrounded.
10:40It's a squeeze play. What do we do, Ira?
10:43Well, it's pretty rough. We can't use the alienator or the blue goo. The regression of human RNA coupled with the genus DNA would permanently fuse the genus cells into their bodies.
10:53Meaning?
10:54We would lose them. Forever.
10:56We can't just sit here. We have to act quickly.
11:02Step aside.
11:05Sorry, LT. Half my volleyball team is out there. You cannot vaporize them.
11:10The reality of war is we sometimes must sacrifice the few to save the many.
11:14You said it yourself. Half a billion people could be infected.
11:18Well, I'm not gonna sacrifice even one. Well, think of something.
11:21Look, the genus is in a viral state of evolution. Using genus cells taken from Deke here, I can isolate the infection and create antibodies to make a serum to reverse the process.
11:31All I need is Deke.
11:33Check.
11:34My equipment.
11:35Check.
11:36And a whole bunch of time.
11:37Uh, no.
11:44Whoa!
11:45Whoa!
11:50I can't work like this. Harry, you have to do something.
11:53Sure, Ira. I know just the thing. The old fake and draw. Haven't seen this one since the Bangkok Tag Team Table Tennis Finals of 87. It's crazy.
12:03But so crazy it just might work?
12:05No, just crazy. But what the heck.
12:07All right.
12:08Rain?
12:10Lieutenant Lucy, I need you to run interference.
12:12Interference?
12:13Interference?
12:19Okay, Lieutenant. Now, I know you haven't read the playbook, but this is a tried and tested method. Just follow my lead.
12:25Hey! Ugly! Over here!
12:29That's it? That's your plan?
12:31Nope. There's one more thing.
12:33Run!
12:34Run!
12:35Run!
12:4021!
12:4134!
12:42Hut!
12:43Hut!
12:47We've only got two hours left until the infected water gets released.
12:51I can't believe I caused a widespread genus epidemic.
12:55Hey, it could happen to anyone.
12:57I'm worthless. I can't do anything right.
13:00Everybody makes mistakes, kiddo.
13:02Even you?
13:03No, I don't. But you shouldn't focus on the negative. Make yourself useful. Open a window or something.
13:11Uh, they're already open, Dr. King.
13:14You see? That's what I'm talking about. You're not worthless.
13:19We've got the lead, but I'm not sure we can hold it.
13:22Quick! In here!
13:27Whoa!
13:31It's closed.
13:33Hey! You uglies want a piece of me? Come on! Chew on this!
13:37Ah!
13:38Ah!
13:42Hey! You uglies want a piece of me? Come on! Chew on this!
13:54I knew college kids lived on junk food, but this is ridiculous.
13:59Come on, let's give them what they really want. Enough junk food to sink a battleship.
14:03We've got less than an hour. Let's get back to the lab.
14:12I've done it! I am a genius.
14:17I'll repeat it for those who have just joined us.
14:22I've done it! I am a genius.
14:24I've isolated the genus virus. Now I need to shorten the virus's lifespan. Then I can infect someone so that the genus will engage the person's immune system in a bitter struggle.
14:34As a Blue Beret, I volunteer.
14:36No, it's not ready yet.
14:38Wayne! Don't!
14:40Sorry, Dr. Kane, but I started all of this and I gotta help finish it.
14:43Let's finish it.
14:49Refreshing?
14:51Not bad, actually.
14:53Okay, Wayne. But I have to warn you, there may be a few side effects.
14:57What, like dry mouth or drowsiness?
15:00Not exactly.
15:04Okay!
15:05No!
15:08You've got to help him, Doc.
15:10I'm trying to. Here, give me a hand.
15:15Come on, Wayne. This is for your own good.
15:19Quick, to the top of ice!
15:24We have to keep his body cold enough to slow the genus virus.
15:29How does that feel?
15:31Ow!
15:32That?
15:33Good. With one more injection of immunoglobin, you should be able to fight it.
15:43There. How do you feel, Wayne?
15:45Ha, you did it, Dr. Kane!
15:47I feel chromed out, washed up, and ready to ride!
15:51Good. Using your antibodies, I can now create the serum.
15:53Ooh! Hot! Hot! Ooh!
15:54Lady and gentlemen, I offer you Dr. Kane's patented genus vaccine and spot remover!
16:10It slices, it dices, it saves humanity!
16:12Yeah! All right!
16:13All we have to do now is get it into the bloodstream of those genus hybrids.
16:18But I don't think we can just ask them to roll up their sleeves for their shots.
16:22We won't have to!
16:23The lieutenant and I discovered that these genus hybrids just love their sweets!
16:31Hi, Professor Block. You got any more donuts?
16:50Of course! The infected genus cells need nutriment to survive. Sugar's the quickest source of energy, though not nutritionally sound.
16:57Harry, more donuts!
17:00Okay, but I'm gonna need more quarters.
17:04Step aside.
17:08Okay, guys. Get dunkin'!
17:27It's 4.45. We've only got 15 minutes to clean up these mutants and get to the reservoir.
17:46Then let's let it rip!
17:52Sweet! Come and get it!
17:54Come and get it!
18:11Okay, now we've only got three minutes before the sluice gates are open.
18:15Wait! The reservoir! Fast!
18:17Hold on to your seats! We're going Nitro!
18:19The sluice gates are about to open! We haven't got a moment to lose. Harry, go deep!
18:36Let's go deep!
18:57Woo-hoo! Touchdown!
18:58Woo-hoo!
19:00Well, I think that's enough excitement for one day. Home, Wayne.
19:04You got it, Dr. Cain!
19:10Well, I've got the test results, kiddo.
19:13Lay it on me, Dr. Cain. I can take it.
19:16The good news is you're a big hero. The serum made from your antibodies defeated the genus and saved Glen Canyon.
19:21Oh, right!
19:23The bad news is that your body's absorbed too much of the genus replicant DNA. But don't worry, everything's back to normal.
19:31Huh?
19:33Normal?
19:37Interesting side effect.
19:38Aw, this side effect thing is awesome, Dr. Cain! Having a tentacle is the greatest!
19:45Aw, man! I think this is so wicked! What about you, Wayne?
19:49Aw, me too, Wayne! This is most wicked!
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