00:01People say it's quite a way to heaven Many miles beyond a distant star
00:10Now I know that all dogs go to heaven But until we chase our dreams that far
00:19We will find a little heaven everywhere around us
00:24Find a little heaven everywhere we are
00:29Don't tell me you're still working, Annabelle
00:39Oh, you know how it is, Chief. Even in heaven there's paperwork
00:44Well, you're doing a splendid job, Angel
00:48Oh, well, thank you, sir
00:51But I'm turning down your request to let this barking dog be an instructor
00:55But, but, Charles is one of my best
00:59Don't yank my leash, Angel
01:01He's a rogue, a hot dog
01:05Well, Charles does do things his own way
01:09But he always comes through, sir
01:11Eventually
01:13Don't you see, Chief?
01:15The responsibility of teaching might make Charles, well, more responsible
01:21Hmm, you may be right, Angel
01:23I will send him some trainees
01:25And you are going to help, Angel
01:28Yes, sir
01:30Where are they, Ichi? They should be here by now
01:36Charlie, I still can't believe the Chief wants you to train three Angel Puffs
01:41Why not?
01:43He obviously realizes that I'm a shining example
01:47Shining? More like tarnished
01:51Ooh, yowza! That must be that
01:55Okay
01:57Angel recruits T-Ball
02:09Heather
02:10And Corky
02:11Reporting for duty, sir
02:13At ease, troops
02:15Mr. Barkin, it's such an honor
02:17I'm your biggest fan, sir
02:20Sir, you're the most famous angel in all dog heaven
02:24Little old moi
02:26Go on
02:27Yes, sir
02:28Every time there's a major commotion in heaven
02:31We know it's probably about you
02:33I told you
02:35Oh, then you've probably heard about this yahoo, too
02:39Itchie Itchaford
02:40A distinct honor, sir
02:43Oh, ha
02:44Stop making a fuss
02:45Call me Itchie
02:47So, uh, what do we have here?
02:49Training equipment, sir
02:51Night vision goggles
02:53Communicators
02:54Communicators
02:55And the latest edition of the Guardian Angel Training Manual
02:58Well, the first thing you learn when you train with me is
03:02Ow!
03:03Grr!
03:04Grr!
03:05Grr!
03:06Grr!
03:07Grr!
03:08Grr!
03:09Grr!
03:10We don't need no stinking manuals
03:12Now get some rest
03:14Cause we start training at 1300
03:16Sir, yes sir!
03:18Grr!
03:19Grr!
03:20Grr!
03:21Grr!
03:22Grr!
03:23Oh yeah!
03:24Whoopty-fizz
03:25One out of twelve
03:26Proceed to checkpoint Delta
03:28Copy, home base
03:30What's going on, Charlie?
03:33How you go...
03:34Nah
03:35No time for naps, Itch
03:37I've already sent the kids on their first training mission
03:40Charlie?
03:41What if they're lost?
03:42I'm maintaining communications with this celestial walkie-talkie
03:46Missions walkie-talkies, Charlie?
03:49What's got into you?
03:50Two words, Itch
03:52Fringe benefits
03:54Home base, this is Heather
03:57I've arrived to coordinates Romeo Tango Niner
04:00That's a copy, Heather
04:02Now maintain position
04:03They're all in place
04:06Now's the time to strike
04:08Strike what?
04:09Attention all pups
04:11This is not a drill
04:12The banana fish sails at dawn
04:14Repeat
04:15The banana fish sails at dawn
04:17Go!
04:18Go!
04:19Go!
04:20There's no turning back now
04:21What's the mission?
04:23You'll find out in seven seconds
04:25And five
04:26Four
04:27Three
04:28Two
04:29Bingo!
04:30Hach!
04:31I'm gonna get snapped!
04:45Not bad
04:49Landings need work
04:51Everybody on your feet
04:53Sir!
04:54Did you all achieve your targets?
04:56Chili cheeseburger, sir!
04:58Double decaf latte with sprinkles, sir!
05:02The Chronicle Early Edition, sir!
05:05Oh, Charlie, that's a bogus mission!
05:08You sent them out for lunch!
05:10Not in front of the pups!
05:12Oh, Charlie, you're supposed to teach them to serve mankind
05:16Not to serve snacks!
05:18Oh, easy itch
05:20There's plenty of time for that
05:21And besides
05:22There's nothing going on in town that's even remotely
05:25How...
05:26Dangerous
05:28Wow!
05:29A nifty machine, boss!
05:30Ooh!
05:31It looks dangerous!
05:32You bet!
05:33And when Charlie sees what this baby can do
05:34He'll come running to the rescue!
05:35And when he does, we'll stuff him in there!
05:37Allow me to join you, chief!
05:38I'm sorry, Mr. Itchafford
05:39However, as Mr. Barkin's receptionist, it's my job to screen all visitors
05:45But I'm his best friend!
05:46T-Bone!
05:47It's okay!
05:48Let Itchie in!
05:49This time...
05:50I'm sorry, Mr. Itchafford
05:51However, as Mr. Barkin's receptionist, it's my job to screen all visitors
06:07But I'm his best friend!
06:10T-Bone!
06:11It's okay!
06:12Let Itchie in!
06:13This time...
06:16Next time, make an appointment!
06:18Pitch Buddy!
06:20Hey!
06:21I was just dictating to my personal assistant
06:24He keeps my calendar, gets coffee, files papers
06:28We were just working on my memoirs
06:30I had no idea Mr. Barkin saved the world so many times
06:34Charlie!
06:35You're using these pop-ups as your personal servants!
06:39That's an abuse of authority!
06:41Would you relax?
06:42The skills I'm teaching here are invaluable
06:45Mr. Barkin told us how he solved his biggest capers using only secretarial skills
06:51So while he may be treating us like flunkies, he's actually training us to be super angels!
06:56He's the greatest!
06:59Charlie!
07:00How could you?
07:01Chill, will ya?
07:02There'll be time later to train him
07:03Mr. Barkin!
07:05I have an incoming call for you!
07:07Which line, T-Bone?
07:09On the coffee pot
07:11It's Annabelle
07:12Charles!
07:13Charles!
07:14How is the training going?
07:17Charlie has something to hurt you
07:19No, it's just going great Annabelle!
07:21Just great!
07:22They're all crack angel recruits!
07:24Good!
07:25Because we need all the dog power we can muster!
07:29It's Carface!
07:31He's back!
07:33Carlos!
07:34My boy!
07:35Come in!
07:36You wanted to see me, jefe?
07:39I want to show you my latest operation
07:42Now, check out this gizmo, Carlos
07:45The Heel Boy 2000
07:48A human invention designed to train dogs
07:53Yeah!
07:54You just throw a naughty dog in here, push that button, and bing!
07:59He comes out all nice
08:02Really?
08:03How does it work?
08:05It doesn't!
08:06A total failure!
08:08The dogs didn't come out nice at all!
08:11They came out...
08:12Nasty!
08:13Growling, biting, barking
08:16Star-crazed mad nasty
08:18Like Pierre over here
08:22Ike!
08:23Ike!
08:24That's terrible!
08:26Oh, that's good!
08:28That's why I stole this gizmo
08:31So I can make a whole army of nasty dogs!
08:35Why would you do that?
08:38The mail, Carlos
08:39So I can blackmail the mail
08:42If the post office isn't paying me 50 million dollars
08:45No stamps accepted
08:47I'm gonna unleash my army!
08:49Oh!
08:50They'll chomp, chew, snip, lip, munch and crunch
08:53Every mailman in sight
08:55Ike!
08:56Ike!
08:57Ike!
08:58Ike!
08:59Ike!
09:00Why are you telling me this, jefe?
09:03I'm just your accountant
09:05Cause I want you to join my army
09:08Why?
09:09No!
09:10No!
09:11Ike!
09:12Ike!
09:13Ike!
09:14Ike!
09:15Ike!
09:16Ike!
09:17Ike!
09:18Ike!
09:19Ike!
09:20Put a fork in Carlos here
09:21Cause he's done!
09:23Oh, they'd make nice bookends, huh?
09:39Time to draft us more recruits for my new army!
09:42Uncle Scan wants you!
09:49We gotta get rid of that machine.
09:51No, we gotta rescue those poor dogs.
09:54No, we gotta stop Carface.
09:56Oh, better still.
09:58Let's go back to the cafe and get help.
10:00Ooh, boy.
10:01Can't use the pups.
10:03They're not trained.
10:04Can't call Annabelle or she'll find out.
10:06Nope.
10:07We gotta solve this by ourselves.
10:09But how, Charlie?
10:11With my great skill and fortitude.
10:14Nice doggies.
10:25Charlie, how's it going?
10:26I'm about to use a low-tech approach on a high-tech problem.
10:30Charlie, you are so noisy.
10:43Well, if it isn't my old pals.
10:46Yeah, you two butt-inskies are in big trouble now, boy.
10:51Oh, big trouble.
10:53You're the ones in trouble, pal.
10:56Turning pooches into punks.
10:58Yeah.
10:59We're taking you in, see?
11:01Oh, really?
11:02Killer, release the hounds.
11:06Oh, open, says me!
11:08Stain your ground, Itch.
11:12There's only two of them.
11:15On second thought, run.
11:16Yeah!
11:17Woo-hoo!
11:30Nice doggie.
11:32Nice doggie.
11:33Nice doggie.
11:35Heel.
11:35Heel, boy.
11:36Woo!
11:38Heel.
11:38Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
11:40Heel.
11:41Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
11:42Heel!
11:42Woo!
11:42Ha-ha-ha!
11:45Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
11:53Hey!
11:55Let us out!
11:57Oh, I'll let you out, all right.
12:00After you join the Army, my Army!
12:04Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
12:05Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
12:08Over hill, over dale, they will snarl and bite and wail.
12:18They're the army of smarmy carfays.
12:22There's talk of an album.
12:24No!
12:38Charlie must have busted it with that stick, boss.
12:44Well, I suppose I could read this manual and fix it.
12:48Or...
12:49Ow!
12:51Oh, right.
12:52Or I could do it.
13:01Let's see here.
13:02Now, insert doohickey A into whatchamacallit...
13:08B.
13:09We're having some fix now, Charlie.
13:12If... if only...
13:15Yeah, if only I'd trained the pups.
13:17If only I wasn't so selfish, I know.
13:20I know.
13:22No, Charlie, if only you'd move over because you're sitting on my tail.
13:26Oh, sorry.
13:28You know, Charlie, I'm really disappointed in you making those pups weird and you pawing foot with those dumb walkie-talkies.
13:34Hey!
13:35My walkie-talkie!
13:37I still got it!
13:40Ha!
13:42I want you guys to contact Annabelle, tell her to send reinforcements.
13:46I repeat, we need experienced agents at the warehouse.
13:50Hey, I just about got it, boss.
13:56Right after I fix this...
13:57Shorts!
13:59Shorts!
14:00Shorts!
14:01Shorts!
14:02Shorts!
14:03Shorts!
14:03Mr. Parkin, over here.
14:05The cavalry has arrived, sir.
14:07Guys?
14:08What are you doing here?
14:09Where are my reinforcements?
14:11We all thought, what would our hero, Mr. Parkin, do in this situation?
14:17Why, he'd ignore orders and take matters into his own pods.
14:21So we came by ourselves, just like you would.
14:24Ha!
14:25Well, at least you taught them something, Charlie.
14:28So, uh, what do we do now, sir?
14:31Maybe we should rescue these other guys, too.
14:34Huh?
14:35Corki!
14:36Get away from there!
14:39Biddy!
14:46Corki!
14:47Hey!
14:52What have we here?
14:55You must be the bad guy.
14:58You're under arrest.
15:01I think.
15:06I know, boss.
15:07Release the holes!
15:12Quick!
15:13Beat it, you guys!
15:14Run!
15:17Back off!
15:23I'm warning you!
15:24I've been trained by the best!
15:27Take that!
15:28And that!
15:28And that!
15:32Ah!
15:32Ah!
15:32Ah!
15:33Ah!
15:33Ah!
15:34Ah!
15:35Ah!
15:35Ah!
15:36Ah!
15:36Ah!
15:42Let's see here, um, uh, you have the, um, double-decker?
15:45Yeah, we got it.
15:46Hmm.
15:47Ah!
15:47Ah!
15:48Ah!
15:48Ah!
15:48Ah!
15:50Ah!
15:50Is it my imagination, boss, or are these angels lamer than most?
15:54Ah!
15:55Ah!
15:55Ah!
15:55Ah!
15:56Ah!
15:56Ah!
15:56Ah!
15:57Ah!
15:57Ah!
15:57Ah!
15:58Ah!
15:58Ah!
15:58Mr. Barkin, sir, what do we do now?
16:02Say arrivederci to your young friends, Charlie.
16:06They're about to become foot soldiers in my mongrel army.
16:10It's wrong to make innocent dogs do your dirty work, Carface.
16:15I hope you're listening to yourself, Charlie.
16:18Sorry we failed you, sir.
16:21It's not your fault, kids.
16:28No!
16:58And now to induct the next dogfaces into my army.
17:22Do it! Hold! Just do it!
17:26No! Make me a nasty dog! Make me a nasty dog!
17:31But let Itchy go and turn the pups back.
17:34It's all my fault that they're here in the first place.
17:38Charlie, you're finally going to get exactly what you deserve.
17:50Sorry, Itch.
17:56You know something, Charlie? I don't feel different at all.
18:08Do you suppose I was nasty all along?
18:12Hey! It didn't take!
18:15Itchy!
18:16Charlie!
18:17I'll never ignore my responsibilities again!
18:21Charlie!
18:25Hey! What's so funny?
18:33Cust you, Charlie!
18:35Annabelle?
18:46We went to a lot of trouble to pull off this sting operation.
18:51I hope you learned your lesson.
18:53Sting?
18:55What? How? Who? Huh?
18:57The Heel Boy 2000's a fake.
19:00It doesn't do anything.
19:02And these guys are really two top undercover agents.
19:06We'd tell you our real names,
19:09but then we would have to destroy you.
19:12Yeah, but the pups! I saw!
19:14Sorry to fool you, Mr. Barkin,
19:16but we're already guardian angels.
19:18Graduated top three in our class at the Angel Academy.
19:21So, it was all a practical joke?
19:24No joke, Charles.
19:26The chief wanted to teach you a lesson
19:28about the abuse of authority.
19:31You mean I was using the pups
19:34the same way Carface was using the nasty dogs.
19:36Okay, okay. Very clever.
19:39Say, where is the chief?
19:42He played Carface!
19:43Oh, really got into it, too.
19:46Oscar material, I'd say.
19:48Podium time!
19:48But I never even saw him.
19:52I had to leave early, Charlie.
19:54Chief?
19:55To make sure you've learned your lesson,
19:57I'm leaving the three pups with you for a while.
20:00So, Charlie, be an angel and do what they tell you.
20:03That's an order.
20:05Gee, Mr. Barkin,
20:07now that we're in charge,
20:09we'll call you Charlie.
20:11Yeah, Charlie, maybe you should fetch us some donuts.
20:14And coffee.
20:15Plus, there's loads of paperwork back at the cafe.
20:18No, no, no, no, no, I can't take this.
20:21I'd rather be turned into a slobbering,
20:23snarling, nasty dog.
20:26But, Annabelle, I thought you said
20:27that that machine was fake.
20:28It doesn't really do anything, right?
20:31Oh, I know.
20:32But it's sure fun to watch.
20:34Oh, I feel nasty.
20:39In fact, I feel extremely nasty.
20:45I think it was that chili cheeseburger.
20:48Whoa, what?
20:49Yeah.
20:50Oh.
20:50Oh.
20:51Oh.
21:08Oh.
21:10Oh.
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