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All Dogs Go to Heaven: The Series (1998) – Season 3 Episode 13: Haunted Is as Haunted Does is a spooky yet humorous episode full of classic 90s cartoon charm and talking dog antics.

Produced by MGM Animation and MGM Television, and originally aired on the Fox Family Channel, this animated series follows Charlie B. Barkin and Itchy Itchiford, two guardian angel dogs sent to Earth to help others while often creating hilarious chaos.

In “Haunted Is as Haunted Does”, Charlie and Itchy find themselves in a supposedly haunted house. Strange noises, mysterious shadows, and mischievous pranks lead to comical misunderstandings. With the help of Sasha La Fleur, angel guide Annabelle, and human friend David, the duo uncovers the source of the “hauntings” while teaching lessons about courage, friendship, and problem-solving. The episode combines spooky fun, slapstick comedy, and heartwarming moments perfect for family viewing.

⭐ Series: All Dogs Go to Heaven: The Series
⭐ Season: 3
⭐ Episode: 13
⭐ Episode Title: Haunted Is as Haunted Does
⭐ Year: 1998
⭐ Genre: Animation, Comedy, Adventure, Family, Halloween/Spooky
⭐ Production Companies: MGM Animation, MGM Television
⭐ Original Network: Fox Family Channel / Syndication
⭐ Runtime: Approx. 22 Minutes
⭐ Language: English
⭐ Main Characters: Charlie B. Barkin, Itchy Itchiford, Sasha La Fleur, Annabelle, David, Carface, Killer

Perfect for fans of classic 90s cartoons, spooky comedy adventures, and talking dog fun.
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Transcript
00:01People say it's quite a way to heaven, many miles beyond a distant star.
00:10Now I know that all dogs go to heaven, but until we chase our dreams that far,
00:19we will find a little heaven everywhere around us.
00:24Find a little heaven everywhere we are.
00:30Hurry up, Charlie. That gardener is going to hear us.
00:43Look, Itchy, if you want these picnic leftovers, then you've got to play watchdog, okay?
00:50What? What? Is it the gardener?
01:02No, it's just the clouds.
01:05All right, you're getting worked up over nothing.
01:08Now don't interrupt me.
01:10Oh, sorry, Charlie.
01:28Sorry. Well, do something.
01:31I smell dogs.
01:44Come here, you rat.
01:46Hold still.
01:47I'm going down.
01:49I got it.
01:50I got it.
01:51I got it.
01:52I got that killed him.
01:54I got it.
02:02Now, Inch. Now.
02:03No, it's me you lump. Why didn't you help me?
02:29I got scared. You're always getting scared. And I'm sick and tired of dealing with it, Itch.
02:36It's not going to cure you once and for all. Yeah, but how? By making you face your fears.
02:43I know. Yeah. We'll spend the night in the old Benghouser mansion.
02:49Do you obey? No, Charlie. It's the most haunted place in San Francisco. Go!
02:54Itch, read my dog lips. There are no such things as ghosts.
03:05Yeah, that's it. Scream, get it loud.
03:12Come back here, you limp bed sheet.
03:14This is private property. You'd better leave or I'm going to really have to scare you.
03:22Oh, yeah? Just give us your best shot.
03:26Oh, I'm so scared.
03:33Hey! What's on the racket? Can't a body rain in peace?
03:48You're wrecking our plates! Get out of here, you punks!
03:51Oh, oh, oh! Scissi! Oh, oh!
04:09I'll leave you alone for two seconds and you let a hockey team in our living room.
04:14I'm sorry, sis.
04:15Don't be sorry. Be tough. Dr. Benghouser left this house to us and we've got to protect it.
04:22Now, give me a ghostly shriek.
04:25Shriek, shriek, shriek.
04:29Oh, you're about a scary assault, Lindt.
04:34Till you scare off strangers, Sebastian, I'm never going to finish this book.
04:39And Harley was just about to propose to Rachel, too.
04:43So it's time for ghost lessons, little brother. Now march!
04:49We're going to scare the wham-whams out of the next fools who come in here.
04:58There you see. As empty as the Invisible Man's photo album.
05:03I can't do this, Johnny!
05:06Come on, it's for your own good.
05:08Lesson one. When the going gets tough, the tough get going.
05:13Good idea. Bye!
05:14Come back here!
05:17Now I've got to...
05:18Itchy, relax.
05:32It's just a picture of old man Benghouser.
05:35Who them?
05:39Well, let's see.
05:41Dr. Carl Benghouser and his staff traveled the world collecting strange animals.
05:47Big or small, meek or fierce, they all lived in his mansion.
05:52And he brought them here?
05:56Oh, you can believe me. Doc and his beasties left the place years ago.
06:02You see? They're all gone. Every last one.
06:07Yeah, this looks like as good a place to sleep as any.
06:22How about outside? Outside looks safe.
06:25Easy on the windpipe. It's...
06:32Okay. Lesson two. When you're scared, don't run.
06:38Just calmly call for me and I'll show up.
06:41You think?
06:42Well, sure. Now, let's practice.
06:45I'll go in the living room so you can practice being alone.
06:50Johnny!
06:51What?
06:51Blondes!
06:52I was just testing.
06:54Hmm.
07:00Oh, boy!
07:02Jenny pigs!
07:03All right, Sebastian.
07:04Here's your chance to practice what I taught you.
07:07But they're not even human.
07:09That's all the better.
07:11Dogs are tough and fearless.
07:12If you can scare them, you can scare those punk kids.
07:16Shh!
07:19All right, Itchy. Remember, just call.
07:26You take the big butt while I take on his pal.
07:30And show some gumption.
07:32Okay, Cecilia.
07:33If you say so.
07:40Oh, man. They should fire their mate.
07:42You take the big butt while I take the big butt while I take the big butt.
08:12In your face, Poochy.
08:18Nah. Smells funny down there.
08:20Oh!
08:22Oh!
08:23Oh!
08:24Oh!
08:25Oh!
08:25Oh!
08:26Oh!
08:26Oh!
08:27Oh!
08:27Oh!
08:28Oh!
08:29Oh!
08:30Oh!
08:31Oh!
08:32Oh!
08:33Oh!
08:34Oh!
08:35Oh!
08:36Oh!
08:37Oh!
08:38Oh!
08:39Oh!
08:40Oh!
08:41Oh!
08:41Oh!
08:43Oh goody, a wiener dog.
08:47I haven't eaten in years.
08:49Charlie, Charlie, Charlie, Charlie, Charlie, Charlie, Charlie, Charlie, it's trying to eat me, Charlie, what, what, what is, I'll play dead, that'll fool him
09:19itch, it's a stupid stuffed bear, you see, hey, hey, you gotta get a grip, dude, gee, didn't you ever get scared, what, me scared, oh, ha, oh, scared, yeah, you'll never catch me shaking, my friend, never, never scared, eh, well, we'll see about that,
09:49you gotta help me out here, Charlie, alright, lesson three, ghosts aren't real, so, when you think you see something, just repeat this, I don't sweat, and I don't squeal, cause it ain't here, and it ain't real, see, nothing to it, okay, that's great, Charlie,
10:12Sebastian, wake up, you goob, change of plans, from now on, you take the whip dog, he's real easy to scare, I'll tackle Mr. Tough Guy, there ain't a dog alive I can't scare,
10:29Mr. Tough Guy, there ain't a dog alive, he's real easy to aurait I can't scare, he's real easy to pay
10:41It's working.
10:51Don't sweat and I don't squeal.
10:55Cause you ain't here and this ain't really real.
11:02Yippee!
11:03It worked!
11:04I gotta tell Charlie.
11:11So, you never get scared, eh?
11:21Yikes!
11:24There really are ghosts!
11:29Charlie, look I'm not scared anymore.
11:32Without you as my gutsy role model, I'm cured!
11:38Yeah, gutsy.
11:45Charlie!
11:46Do you see that?
11:48Cause if you do do, I'm gonna go back to screeching like a baby.
11:53No, don't do that, Itch.
11:55Don't do that.
11:56Cause I don't see any ghosts.
11:59Not here, not real.
12:01No way.
12:02Really?
12:03Well, okay then.
12:05Beat it you.
12:06Go on.
12:07Shoo!
12:08You're not real.
12:09I'll show you not real!
12:12Hey, la-dee-da.
12:25Lovely evening, eh?
12:29Whoa!
12:30Get out of my way.
12:32What?
12:33Whoa, whoa, whoa!
12:35That's it!
12:36Run, you mutt!
12:37Well, that went well.
12:40One down and one to go.
12:56Damn.
13:00What's wrong, Cecilia?
13:04This mutt won't scare. He's trying to bust my chops.
13:07I couldn't scare his friend, either.
13:10Get to your room, you loser. I've got work to do here.
13:26Sorry. You scared me.
13:30Who, me? You're the ghost?
13:33Not according to my sister.
13:36I stink at scaring people.
13:39Well, I'm not complaining.
13:42Cecilia says I'm a loser.
13:46Golly, a spook with low self-esteem.
13:50Hey, listen, I thought you were plenty scary.
13:53No, no, no. I've got no technique.
13:56You know, I find a good boo works fine.
14:00Cecilia says that's old-fashioned.
14:03Well, it works on me. Watch. Boo!
14:09See?
14:11Hey, thanks.
14:13Ah, don't mention it.
14:15Huh.
14:16This rotor is so relaxed he's sleeping through my best material.
14:27This is a matter of honor now.
14:29If I'm gonna save my reputation, I gotta petrify that pooch.
14:38And I know just how to do it.
14:41Hey, Scabworm! Wakey, wakey!
14:45Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on.
14:48Come on.
14:50He did it!
15:19That dog upstairs, he's the one who woke you sicking with good scab world!
15:28Oh, man, what am I doing here?
15:31This was a totally dumb idea. I gotta find Itch and tell him that I was wrong.
15:49I... I don't sweat and I don't...
15:55I scared him! I scared him! I scared him! I scared him!
15:58I don't sweat and I don't squeal because it ain't real and I don't...
16:01It's real, all right!
16:04Oh, mama!
16:11Stop it! You Wookiee, Percoat! You're wrecking my home!
16:26What was that?
16:31Termites.
16:33What is that thing?
16:34That's a scab wart. Dr. Benhauser found him sleeping in a cave.
16:40Ooh!
16:41Ooh!
16:42Ooh!
16:43Ooh!
16:44Ooh!
16:45Ooh!
16:46Ooh!
16:47Ooh!
16:48Ooh!
16:49Ooh!
16:50What is that thing?
16:51That's a scab wart.
16:52Dr. Benhauser found him sleeping in a cave.
16:55Ooh!
16:56Ooh!
16:57Ooh!
17:14Scab warts hibernate for hundreds of years, so the doctor made him a pit in the basement.
17:21I guess the boomers forgot about the creature when our boss, Dr. Benhauser, passed on.
17:26The only time scab wart is cranky is when somebody wakes him.
17:31No joke!
17:34Try and get him to sleep, Charlie!
17:53No, no, no!
17:55Whoa!
17:56Whoa!
17:57Whoa!
17:58Whoa!
17:59Whoa!
18:00Whoa!
18:01Whoa!
18:02Whoa!
18:03Whoa!
18:04Whoa!
18:05Whoa!
18:06Itchie!
18:07Help!
18:08Itchie!
18:09I wouldn't go anywhere near that monster.
18:12Me neither, but I gotta.
18:14Charlie's in trouble.
18:16I gotta save Charlie.
18:17You're dumber than I thought!
18:21Charlie.
18:22You're dumber than I thought!
18:23Oh!
18:24Oh!
18:25Oh!
18:26Oh!
18:27Itchie!
18:28Get outta here!
18:29He'll pancake you!
18:30No!
18:31Charlie, no!
18:32I gotta get you outta here!
18:33You're my friend!
18:34Oh!
18:35Oh!
18:36Oh!
18:37Oh!
18:38Oh!
18:39Oh!
18:40Itchie!
18:41Get outta here!
18:42He'll pancake you!
18:43No!
18:44Charlie, no!
18:45I gotta get you outta here!
18:46End!
18:47Ha!
18:48功!
18:49!
18:52Huh!
18:53Huh!
18:54Huh!
18:55Huh!
18:57Huuh!
18:59Hu...
19:00Hu!
19:02Huh!
19:04Huuh!
19:05Huah!
19:06Somebody help us!
19:07Please!
19:09Come, Cecilia.
19:10We've got to help them.
19:13They'll fall any second now!
19:15Good. Serves him right.
19:17He made me look bad, and I wouldn't lift a finger to...
19:20Boom!
19:23Now you help, my friends.
19:25Or you can find a new brother to annoy.
19:40Gee, thanks, you guys. Thanks a lot.
19:43And you, Itchy.
19:44Yeah?
19:45Oh, man, you were fearless.
19:47But I'm still scared of a lot of stuff, Charlie.
19:51Well, uh...
19:53So am I.
19:54But, uh, scared or not, you rushed in anyway.
19:57That's courage, man.
19:59I'm afraid you're right.
20:02Great! We've got no home to live in.
20:05Now what do we do, Einstein?
20:08Let's move!
20:10We've been cooped up in that house way too long.
20:13You're right. There must be tons of places for me to read.
20:17Ooh!
20:18You did all right, bro.
20:20It took guts to stand up to me.
20:22Maybe you've got gumption after all.
20:25If you need some place quiet in the woods, here, try this address.
20:30Ooh, thanks, we will.
20:31You fellas take care.
20:33Bye.
20:35So where did you send him, Itch?
20:37That park gardener's... Kevin!
20:39Eugh!
20:40Ech!
20:41Ech!
20:42Ech!
20:43Ech!
20:44Risen!
20:46Risen!
20:47Risen!
20:49Risen!
20:50Risen!
20:51Risen!
20:53LINE!
20:54Risen!
20:57Risen!
21:00Risen!
21:01Risen!
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