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00:00When some giant slug comes out of the world, say hello to Evolution.
00:15When some alien cell starts to mutate and swell, say hello to Evolution.
00:30Just when it's out of control, the alienator's here, so say goodbye to Evolution.
00:38This hero team has got control of the scene, Evolution.
01:00Oh, yes, little Ducky.
01:06Oh, you're so lovely.
01:08Who loves his little Ducky?
01:10Yeah, I do.
01:12Does Ducky love that?
01:14Yes.
01:15He does.
01:17Come on, you worthless old pipes.
01:22It's some kind of earthquake.
01:37That's no earthquake!
01:41Because the genus may still be out there, the Congressional Subcommittee on Impending
01:52Disasters has authorized the creation of an anti-genus squad to be on call and ready
01:57to fight 24-7 in order to protect this great country and the world.
02:03However, I don't think you're up to the task, Cain.
02:07That hurts.
02:08You see, I live for your approval, General.
02:11And I was just about to thank you for the snazzy new digs here.
02:14Having these mobile home labs right in the middle of campus allows me to get to my classes
02:17and save the world.
02:18Smart Alec.
02:19If it were up to me, you'd be rotting in Leavenworth for the rest of your natural life.
02:23But I have orders to equip you and your team.
02:26And I always follow orders.
02:29Well, that's good because the whole independent thinking thing is way overrated.
02:33Hmm.
02:34If you guys want to duke it out for a few minutes, I can go get a latte and come back.
02:40All right.
02:41As I was saying, since that alien monster, the genus, is still out there, you and your team
02:46need to be fully equipped and ready for any scenario.
02:49No!
02:50No!
02:51No!
02:52No!
02:53You got to be kidding me!
02:56Oh, I'm listening to the Thomas Cup finals in Badminton.
02:59It's really exciting.
03:00Sorry, General.
03:02Do drone on.
03:03I mean, go on.
03:04As I was saying, the genus...
03:06Dr. Cain!
03:07Dr. Cain!
03:08Hey, Dr. Cain, look at all the wicked stuff we got from the government.
03:11It's great.
03:12It's, uh...
03:13It's, uh...
03:14Well...
03:15Wicked?
03:16Ah, you said it.
03:17Look, there's a remote control auto-piloting system, nitro fuel injectors, and these camouflage
03:22gut folders.
03:23Hey, hey!
03:24Can I put it in the fire truck?
03:25Oh, can I?
03:26Please, please, please!
03:27Whatever you want, kiddo.
03:28It's your baby.
03:29I'm sorry, General.
03:30Were you babbling about something?
03:31Listen, mister!
03:32I've had all the insubordination I'm gonna take from you.
03:35I'll be watching you like a hawk.
03:38One mess-up, just one, and I'll shut you down so fast that you and your team won't-
03:42General, can't you please just ignore him?
03:45It always works for me.
03:46But he's so insubordinate, so infuriating, so meddlesome!
03:51Aw, General, I didn't know you cared.
03:54Can we get on with this?
03:55I've gotta get back to my experiments at the CID.
03:58Well, what do you mean, get back?
04:00The lab's right here.
04:01Ira, listen.
04:02This is important.
04:03I won't be joining your team here.
04:05Dr. Reed is needed on a daily basis at the CID.
04:09But I can't leave you clowns unsupervised.
04:12In her place, I'm assigning Lieutenant Mai as your military attache.
04:16Lieutenant Mai is the toughest of the Blue Berets.
04:19Graduated number one at West Point.
04:21Expert in weapons and tactics and highly trained in covert ops.
04:25This soldier is a credit to the uniform and to this great country.
04:29Here's Lieutenant Mai now.
04:30I'll bet this guy's a man's man of the mucho macho variety.
04:39Uh, Harry, that man's man's not a man.
04:44She's...
04:45Maybe she's a little too mucho.
04:48We're scientists.
04:49I'm not sure she'll fit in.
04:51Uh, you tell her she won't fit in.
04:53No, you tell her.
04:55Oh, no.
04:56I don't think so.
04:57You tell her.
04:58No way.
04:59She'll go all military all over my butt.
05:01You tell her.
05:02One Atom 15, please proceed to corner Clement and Third.
05:06Old man in bath towel running down street screaming about monsters.
05:10Do you hear that?
05:11We better check that out.
05:12It sounds like it could be the genus.
05:14The old man?
05:15No, the monsters.
05:17Wayne, get the fire truck rolling.
05:19Sir, yes, sir.
05:21Come on, Dr. Reed.
05:22For old time's sake.
05:24I can't, Ira.
05:25I'm sorry.
05:26You've got Lieutenant Mai.
05:28Ugh, but she's so military.
05:30Look at her.
05:31She probably uses General Patton hair rinse and camouflage toothpaste.
05:35Her first name is Lieutenant.
05:36For your information, it's Lucy.
05:39Come on, Dr. Cain.
05:41This baby's chromed out, washed up, and ready to ride.
05:44We gotta go.
05:45All right, suit up, everybody.
05:49You too, Lieutenant Lucy.
05:50We've got a world to save.
06:15Wayne, you and Gassy check the perimeter.
06:34Whoa, whoa.
06:35Hold on a minute, Lieutenant Bossy Pants.
06:37I run the show around here.
06:39Wayne and Gassy check the perimeter to make sure that the genus hasn't left the area.
06:43Aye, aye, Dr. Cain.
06:47All right, fellas.
06:48We're from the Glen Canyon Community College.
06:50We'll take over.
06:53Don't worry.
06:54We're professionals.
06:55Look, she's got a uniform and a badge.
07:02Sir, can you show us where you first saw the monsters?
07:05Inside.
07:06But do I have to go back in there?
07:09Oh, most definitely.
07:11You need to find yourself some clothes.
07:15I'll take point.
07:20Hey!
07:21That was my door.
07:22Don't worry.
07:23You'll never miss it.
07:32In my day, a fella could take a bath without getting accosted by some mutant octopus.
07:38Of course.
07:43Then I ran in here to call the police.
07:54Hmm.
07:55You left your computer on.
07:57Hmm.
07:58One of the new Hextometer 3 models.
08:00That's a pretty powerful piece of machinery.
08:02What?
08:03A man in his golden years can't be hip to the computer?
08:06I'll have you know I'm a master web surfer extraordinaire.
08:10In the chat rooms, I go by the name of Martial Lalanda, Svelte Brave Bullfighter.
08:19Olé!
08:20Olé!
08:21Olé!
08:22Olé!
08:23Olé!
08:24Whoa, whoa!
08:25Put your cape back on there, Lalanda.
08:26I captured these under the sink in the bathroom.
08:27Classic genus paleozoic parturition.
08:28The what now?
08:29The first stage of evolution of the genus.
08:30From single cell life to multicellular beasties.
08:31Worms, insects.
08:32It's amazing.
08:33Whoopee.
08:34We checked the parameter, Dr. Kane.
08:35Not a goin' on out there.
08:36Gassy smells as sweet as a pine tree air freshener.
08:37Oh!
08:38Oh!
08:39Oh!
08:40Oh!
08:41Oh!
08:42Oh!
08:43Oh!
08:44Oh!
08:45Oh!
08:46Oh!
08:47Oh!
08:48Oh!
08:49Oh!
08:50Oh!
08:51Oh!
08:52Oh!
08:53Oh!
08:54Oh!
08:55Yeah!
08:56Oh!
08:57Poki!
08:58Oh!
08:59Oh!
09:00Oh!
09:01Oh!
09:02Oh!
09:03Oh, yeah!
09:04Pine tree air freshener hanging off a manure spreader?
09:06Uh-oh!
09:07Gassy's stinking!
09:08Lock and yodel, everybody!
09:10That's lock and load?
09:12Whatever, just get ready for the genus.
09:22Thanks, Dr. Kane.
09:25They got us in a full-on box trap offense, Ira.
09:39What do we do now, Dr. Cain?
09:41This looks like a job for the military.
09:43No, no, no, no.
09:45I specifically remember someone saying that they were running the show around here, and it was you.
09:51I hate it when I say stuff like that.
09:55The computer table should hold the weight.
10:15Duck and cover, everybody.
10:25As usual, my last-minute calculations were correct.
10:30The computer table held the weight of the ceiling.
10:33I am a genius.
10:34Is he always like this?
10:36Your leadership is a little too last-minute, if you want my opinion.
10:43This whole operation lacks thought and planning.
10:45Preparation is half the battle.
10:47Listen, the last thing we need around here is a blow-them-up-first-ask-questions-later kind of military model.
10:53Well, some kind of mind would at least be better than none.
10:57Whoa, guys.
10:58This isn't the time for locker room quarrels.
11:00We're right in the middle of the game.
11:01Remember?
11:02Fascinating.
11:05Look, it's the second stage of genus evolution.
11:08The Mesozoic Meridian.
11:10Isn't that amazing?
11:11I've never seen such perfect specimens.
11:13I've got to get this on tape.
11:17Give the scientific observations a rest, Doc.
11:21We need firepower.
11:22You asked for it, you got it.
11:24Oh, there it is.
11:26What?
11:40There's too many.
11:42They just keep coming.
11:43Oh.
11:43Oh.
11:43Oh.
11:44Oh.
11:45Oh.
11:45Oh.
11:45Oh.
11:46Oh.
11:47Oh.
11:47Oh.
11:48Oh.
11:49Oh.
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11:51Oh.
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11:53Oh.
11:54Oh.
11:55Oh.
11:56Oh.
11:56Oh.
11:56Oh.
11:59Ira.
12:00The genus has evolved an immunity to your selenium mix.
12:05Wait.
12:06Look out.
12:07I have to make a new selenium mixture.
12:08I need my chemistry kit from the fire truck.
12:10Really?
12:11Wicked.
12:12No, wait.
12:13It's a bad thing.
12:14There's no way that we can get to the fire truck.
12:16You're only half right, Dr. Kane.
12:19The fire truck can get to us.
12:21I installed this new remote control.
12:23I can drive that baby from anywhere.
12:25This button here flushes the tank and this one turns on the windshield wipers and this one hits the siren and this one right great great
12:31Can you get the firetruck now? Yeah, whatever you say that pain
12:43Stop stop stop
12:50A little magnesium little bromide that should do it
12:55Science to the rescue
12:58Three two one
13:14Oh, no, you don't you've got to come live with us now in a safe genus-proof petri dish for a long long time
13:21Time to check the old badminton scores
13:26The shuttlecock is over the net what a splendid return
13:30A spinning up
13:32Harry I upgraded the selenium mix and the devolver
13:34Booyah!
13:35Yes!
13:36Score!
13:37Too good. Oh, that's too good
13:39Harry it's just an upgrade
13:41Oh, right. Sorry the basement. Let's go
13:44Hey, I was listening to that
13:46But it's no foul. No penalty
13:49That was all done
13:51Finished. Finito. It's great
13:53Great
13:54You know I was thinking I um well I don't remember dr. Reed ever saving my butt like you did upstairs
14:07If that's your idea of a thank you, it's pretty pathetic doc
14:12Well, that's about all you deserve if that's your idea of a you're welcome
14:16I'm starting to see why general woodman is so down on you
14:20Aha, and I'm starting to see that you're woodman's little lackey
14:24You're more worried about your military rules than saving the world
14:27Don't you worry about me dr. Kane. I'll do my duty. You just do yours
14:34Who was that?
14:36Look an evolved humanoid shape with 68% in the third stage of genus evolution doesn't look very human to me
15:02It's not it's genus. It's unique. I've got to record this
15:06It's a fully sentient genus creature
15:11No offense, Ira, but let's devolve now at my later
15:27No
15:36I think it's trying to communicate with us
15:41What's it saying?
15:43I'm guessing dinner time nice to meet you
15:47So I have to eat you
15:49Oh
16:03It looks like the bad lady's gonna sing
16:05I can't believe I'm being taken out of the game
16:07Dr. Cain, I...
16:11I know, kiddo. I'm sorry I ever got you into this mess.
16:16No, I...
16:17You're right. It's so senseless. You're so young and...
16:21No, Dr. Cain. The remote control for the fire truck, the selenium.
16:26Oh, right. The remote control for the fire truck.
16:33I've got it.
16:34The selenium alone won't knock him out, but it should slow him down.
16:39Hey, you! Yeah, that's it. You! Brainy, look up!
16:44Bra... Bra... Bra...
16:46Yeah, Brainy!
16:54Siren, siren, where's the siren? There!
16:59Maybe you aren't as smart as you look!
17:04Ah!
17:06Oh!
17:07Talking to that, squadron.
17:11Ah!
17:12Ah!
17:13Ah!
17:14Ah!
17:16Ah!
17:16Oh!
17:16Ahh!
17:17Ah!
17:23Ah!
17:26He's fighting the devolver, he's even with the new mitts!
17:32Lieutenant, fire in the hole!
17:41Two, one!
17:48My hose!
17:57Where is it, Gassy? Where is it?
18:14Hey, Dr. Cain! Over here, Gassy's found it!
18:19There you are, you big blowhard.
18:21Good work, people. Come on. I want to put these samples on ice as soon as possible.
18:27I hear that. Let's head for home.
18:29Let's head for home.
18:39And here's the serve. Watch the birdie. Oh no, it's an ace. And that's the game. Tremendous upset.
18:46See? You see? Ha! I told you badminton was exciting!
18:52Mmm, riveting.
18:57It has to be some form of language, but I've tried everything.
19:00What were you speaking? That sounds so familiar. Wait a minute. I didn't try binary code! That's it! I knew it! It's binary code! Translating!
19:11I am of the genus. The genus is of me. We are one. You may destroy me, but it is impossible to destroy the genus.
19:21Impossible? My foot? We knocked that thing out. K.O. time!
19:26Good night, genus!
19:29I don't know, guys.
19:31Relax, Ira. It's humans 14 genus zip. We won. Game over.
19:35Game over.
19:36I hope you're right, Harry. I really do.
20:05I don't know.
20:15I hope you're right.
20:20Yeah.
20:32You
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