00:01People say it's quite a way to heaven Many miles beyond a distant star
00:10Now I know that all dogs go to heaven But until we chase our dreams that far
00:19We will find a little heaven everywhere around us
00:24Find a little heaven everywhere we are
00:30To be continued
00:37Ah, life's simple pleasures
00:40tormenting the door catcher, eating garbage, and stopping to smell the hydrants
00:47Sure, garbage has its moments, but check out this neighborhood
01:00These dogs have it made, Itch
01:05Easy living, no dog catchers, and plenty of good chow
01:09Ah, yes, but that doesn't mean that they're happy, Charlie
01:14Of course they're happy, they have... things
01:21Check this guy out, Itch
01:25Bet he doesn't scrounge for his lunch, huh?
01:28Mемуah
01:33Oh
01:35Mom, can I play fetch with Thor? Just once?
01:47No, Max. A highly trained show dog like Thor is too expensive to play with.
01:52I'll buy you another video game instead.
01:59Hey, Charlie.
02:00That's Thor. You know, Thor, the big-time show dog.
02:03From TV!
02:06Hey, he looks kind of lonely, don't he, though?
02:10Poor guy.
02:12Poor guy? He's got everything.
02:14Except for a handsome face. He looks exactly like you.
02:21Whoa! Put a fright wig on me and call me Einstein.
02:26I'm gonna offer to trade places with Mr. Rich Boy.
02:30No, you didn't. I...
02:33Here's the deal, Val.
02:35I'll take over for you for a couple hours so you can be a real dog.
02:40You know, see some sights with itchy here.
02:43You would do that for me?
02:46Splendid!
02:47I've always wondered what the street looks like.
02:49You know, up close.
02:51Oh, I'd be so honored to show you the street, Mr. Thor.
02:53But what will you do while I'm off?
02:56You know, romping.
02:58Oh, I'll force myself to lounge around and be pampered, I guess.
03:02I'm used to sacrifice.
03:05Start digging.
03:06Some sacrifice?
03:08Oh, dear.
03:10Unfortunately, I do have an agility show at noon.
03:15Well, hey, if you don't make it back, I'll take care of it.
03:18After all, there's nothing in your cushy life I can't handle.
03:24You're right.
03:25I shall go forth and, uh, what's it called?
03:27Um, cavort!
03:28Ha, ha!
03:28The world awaits you, your show-dogginess.
03:33Cavort through the soul.
03:36Ha!
03:38Ha!
03:39Freedom!
03:41Well, have a great time, you two.
03:44Tally-hell.
03:45Don't worry about me.
03:47Huh?
03:47Pip-pip.
03:49Now, show me the barbecue.
03:54Ha!
03:55This is the life.
03:58Oh, I was wrong.
04:08That was just okay.
04:10This is the life.
04:14My, what a lovely fountain.
04:17Don't you think you're a master, itch here?
04:19Oh, yeah.
04:20But your Thorship, uh, this isn't just for looking.
04:22I mean, you're a dog.
04:24Go crazy.
04:25Ha, ha!
04:28Ha, ha!
04:29Ha, ha!
04:29Ha, ha!
04:32Ha, ha!
04:33Ha, ha!
04:34Ha-ha!
04:36Ha-ha!
04:36This is invigorating!
04:38Ha!
04:39Ha!
04:40Oh!
04:42This, too, is the life.
04:44Lunch is served.
05:04Ah, hey, hey.
05:07Comestibles.
05:08Art, you normally love your brand and egg whites, Master Thor.
05:27Just my luck.
05:31I trade places with a dog who eats paste.
05:38Hey, check it out, Itch.
05:45Itchy?
05:46Oh, yeah.
05:48Yep.
05:50Having some fun now.
05:53You know better, Maxie.
05:55Thor's for show, not play.
05:58But I wasn't going to play.
05:59I was just watching.
06:03Remember, Master Itchy.
06:04I want you to teach me what it's like to be a normal,
06:07dirty, street dog, like yourself.
06:12If you don't want to look weird,
06:13you've got to do real dog stuff.
06:15You know, sniff things, scratch no bones,
06:18chase cats, cars.
06:21Ah, a car!
06:25It works better if the car is moving away from you.
06:29You're a dog ship, and I'm here.
06:33Okay, let's talk trash.
06:35This is your basic weak old steak bone.
06:37We call that dindin.
06:40And this.
06:41This is month old lasagna, and we call that stuff to hurl at cats.
06:45Mmm, tasty.
06:46That's a tire.
06:48Ah, gee, this is not going the way I had hoped.
06:53Dinch.
06:54Good boy.
06:55Dinch.
06:56Good boy.
06:58Dinch.
06:59Good boy.
07:00Dinch.
07:01I can do that, and I'm a real person.
07:05Uh, what's the use?
07:07This is more boring than watching kibble go soggy.
07:14Hey, kid, wait up.
07:16Huh?
07:17You talked.
07:19My dog is talking.
07:20Uh, abducted by aliens.
07:23Weird experiments.
07:24Uh, we, I, I can talk.
07:27Don't tell anyone, okay?
07:29No problem, Thor.
07:31Uh, uh, you want to play?
07:35Oh, sure.
07:37Woo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo.
07:39Fetch!
07:40Ha!
07:41Ha!
07:41Whoa!
07:42Ha!
07:44Hey!
07:45Ha!
07:45Ha!
07:46Oh, boy.
07:47Hey, this is fun.
07:49Thor!
07:50You're, you're playing?
07:52You have a busy schedule today.
07:54It's time for you to work.
07:56Oh, I hope she means a desk job.
08:04Look, it's Otto.
08:05Otto and the Wild Punch.
08:07Come over here.
08:07We gotta make a detour.
08:09What's happening, Charlie?
08:11Itty.
08:12What's up with yourselves, dudes?
08:14Yes, a street dog like myself wants to know.
08:18What's hanging out, amigos?
08:20Oh, Bakken.
08:23I always suspected you were a vimp, but I didn't think you were so uncool.
08:28Master Nitchi?
08:38Uh...
08:39You're a mean.
08:48Growl!
08:49But I lose points for growling!
08:52No, this isn't a show!
08:54Hey, this is life! Act like a mongrel!
09:00Come on, Chief!
09:01Come on! Quick, show them some teeth!
09:09Hey, Chief, get behind me! I'll handle these ruffians!
09:19Oh! Ah! Whoa!
09:25Well, ain't for effort!
09:28Yes, but all my effort went into rolling up into a ball and crying,
09:33Mummy!
09:35A street dog's life is not as fun as I thought.
09:39Perhaps we should, um, switch back with Charlie?
09:43Gee, I thought you'd never ask!
09:46Oh, crumbs! I forgot! My agility show!
09:49Poor Charlie probably went in my place!
09:52To the arena!
09:54Hold it! Slow down, will you?
09:55Ay! Ay!
09:56I'll forgive that backyard incident this afternoon,
09:59but you've got to promise to do well at the dog show today.
10:03Dog show?
10:05How about I just leap out of this moving car instead?
10:08Don't worry, Thor. You've done this a gazillion times.
10:12Ah, the kid's right. I can beat these fancy-pants show-offs. No sweat.
10:21Oh, come on, Claus. Don't fail me now.
10:25I promise to...
10:27I promise to...
10:29Ah!
10:30Hooish!
10:31This is what all the hoopla's about?
10:33Oh, I can do that. Easy.
10:41Over here!
10:42I won! I won!
10:43Okay, let's go now.
10:48That is for amateurs.
10:50Hmm?
10:52This...
10:53is for you.
11:19I'm out of my league.
11:21Hasta!
11:28And a big welcome to the king of the triple backflip, Thor!
11:34He's next up on the obstacle course. Let's give him a hand.
11:38I hope they have paramedics.
11:40Lost?
11:41I thought you knew how to get to the arena.
11:43I do.
11:44I get into a limousine.
11:45Frankly, I'm not used to being outside.
11:46It's all very confusing.
11:47Okay.
11:48Okay, then, listen good.
11:49But dodging traffic is very hard.
11:50You, Frank, left.
11:51Right.
11:52I'll break right.
11:53Right.
11:54Then we meet here at S-curve to the other side.
11:55Oh, I'm not so sure, Itchy.
11:56Oh, forget it, will you?
11:57Just run like you're on fire.
11:58On three, hut.
11:59Twenty-five.
12:00Six hundred.
12:01Three!
12:02Look out!
12:04Go, go!
12:05Slot!
12:06Oh, careful, careful!
12:07Oh, yeah!
12:08Oh!
12:09I'll go.
12:10Oh!
12:11Oh!
12:12Whoa...
12:13Look out!
12:14Oh, okay.
12:15It's the same thing.
12:16It's the same thing.
12:17The same thing.
12:18I've found a few things.
12:19I don't know.
12:20You've found a lot of of people to live here.
12:21Yeah.
12:22It's the same thing.
12:23It's the same thing.
12:24It's the same thing.
12:25It's the same thing.
12:26Oh, it's the same thing.
12:27It's the same thing.
12:28It's the same thing.
12:29It's much easier for guys.
12:30Molt.
12:31I did it! I'm a real dog! I am!
12:38That you are, except real dogs don't hug.
12:42So, uh, how do you get to the arena from here?
12:45I know! To the limousine place!
12:51To the limousine place.
12:53So you don't know how to get there either, right?
12:55Thor is in the balance beam ball, and the Glock is running!
13:07Run! Run! That moves the ball!
13:11Shh! Son, Thor knows what to do.
13:15Thor, run!
13:16You're embarrassing me, Thor.
13:31And how does she think I feel?
13:35And now, it's the tire cords.
13:38Oh, yeah. Great. This should be easy.
13:41Hey!
13:42Whoa!
13:43Ha-ha! Ow!
13:46Must be monster truck dives.
13:52Thor!
13:56Thor! What's wrong with you?
14:00You're like a different dog.
14:02It's okay, Thor.
14:03I still love you.
14:05Ladies and gentlemen, Thor has completed his stunts,
14:09but his score for technique is zero.
14:14The judges have ruled that Thor can make up for that, however,
14:17by doing his dangerous triple backflip perfectly.
14:24Did you hear that, Thor?
14:26We can still win.
14:28Just do a perfect triple flip.
14:31You can do that for Mommy, can't you?
14:39Remember, fans,
14:40Thor is the only dog in the world
14:43to perform this trick
14:44and not break his neck.
14:48Cheer up, Charlie.
14:49The cement floor will break your falls.
14:52One word, Thor!
15:12Trophy!
15:12Trophy!
15:15Oh, I gotta go through with this
15:17or she'll disown Thor.
15:19Then again...
15:21Oh, me and my great ideas.
15:34Now this is for classy dogs only.
15:37No gutter mutts allowed.
15:41Oh, your bark is worse than your bite.
15:46Then again...
15:47Well, that may just be a meaningless old saying.
15:49Hot!
15:5125, 600, 3!
15:57Now I'm impressed!
16:04Oh, my goodness!
16:05Charlie will hurt himself if he does that stunt!
16:07I'm the only one trained for it.
16:12You, sir, you work for the arena.
16:14Climb up that wall and make Thor do his trick!
16:18So, it's just a nice call.
16:31Damn, no...
16:31Hey!
16:35Yeah!
16:37Whoa!
16:39Oh!
16:40Ladies and gentlemen, this show veteran can't help but wonder.
16:51Who is that dog?
16:56Go, champ! Save Charlie!
17:03Time to jump, Thor!
17:07Thor!
17:10This ought to be good for at least a consolation prize.
17:15Leave Thor alone. Who cares if he can't jump? He's a good dog.
17:28Max! Maxie!
17:31Help!
17:34Max! Hang on!
17:37Somebody save my boy! Hurry!
17:40Come! We must save Max!
17:42You said it. That kid loves you more than anything in the world.
17:45Quickly now!
17:46Two fours? This can't be! One must be an imposter!
17:52Look, I'm sorry about this Trading Places thing. I want my life back. Bad!
17:57I agree. Though I don't think I ever want to be a show dog again.
18:01I got an idea about that.
18:03Itchie, when I say jump, jump.
18:08Okay.
18:09Okay. Jump!
18:10Ted!
18:20Maxie, I was so frightened.
18:22Maxi! Oh, I was so frightened.
18:26Ladies and gentlemen, did you see that? Fantastic!
18:30Now the question on everyone's lips is, who is that dog?
18:35You're amazing, Thor.
18:38But you're the dog who saved my life.
18:47So that's why you couldn't do any stunts.
18:50You're just a normal dog.
18:52Right?
18:54Thanks, Thor.
18:57I don't know how you guys changed places.
19:00Aliens, maybe.
19:02But I'm glad you're back.
19:03Thor's obstacle course run and his stunning triple flip vault
19:08has earned him the championship!
19:12You saved Max!
19:14You wonderful dog!
19:18How can I ever pay you?
19:20Oh, Thor, what happened?
19:23Not your paw!
19:25Oh, you poor thing!
19:28Now what will we do?
19:29Maybe that means he can't jump anymore, huh, Mom?
19:34Maybe that means he can only play in the backyard with me.
19:38I suppose now that Thor's hurt, we'll have to retire him.
19:43So...
19:44All right, he's your dog now, Thor.
19:50You can just be a regular dog from now on.
19:54Aw, now that's the way it should be.
19:57That sprained paw turned out to be a good thing for Thor.
20:02Thank you very much.
20:04Yet another patented Charlie Barkin.
20:07Kongjaw, bitch.
20:08His paw's fine.
20:09Why, you big sneak, you.
20:16Aw, you ain't changed.
20:19So, if Thor learned how to be a regular dirty dog, what'd you learn?
20:24Mainly that I really, really, really hate heights.
20:29Now, come on, come on.
20:31Hey, come on, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
20:33Okay, okay, it's better to live your own life, not someone else's.
20:39Say, aren't you Thor?
20:41You're amazing.
20:43Hey, autograph my flea collar, would you?
20:46Oh, please.
20:50On the other hand, I...
21:03On the other hand, I...
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