00:00When some giant slug comes right up to your rug, say hello to Evolution.
00:15When some alien cell starts to mutate and swell, say hello to Evolution.
00:30Just when it's out of control, the alienator's home, so say goodbye to Evolution.
00:37This hero team has got control of the scene, Evolution.
00:46Hank, this is Dory. Hold up on lunch. We're going to spray the 40 acres over at the McMullen place.
00:51He's been complaining about bugs.
00:53Well, we'll take care of that for him. There won't be a bug left crawling by the time I'm finished.
01:23Absolutely amazing.
01:32A few short hours ago, this innocuous little genus cell was a 50-foot hybrid anaconda, terrorizing villagers in the lowlands of the Rio Grande.
01:40Yep. It's amazing what a big devolver and a little blue goo will do.
01:45So, what are you up to, Lieutenant Lucy?
01:47I'm preparing my report to General Woodman regarding the mission.
01:50Uh-huh. Does it include my flagrant disregard for government property?
01:54Dr. Kane, I make my reports with complete honesty.
01:57So, that's a yes. Oh, good. He'll like that.
02:02I hope you all realize what I gave up to save the world.
02:05In the last 48 hours alone, I've missed 76 major sporting events.
02:10Ah, the sacrifices we make.
02:12Better put that in your report too, Lieutenant.
02:17We're home, Gassy.
02:18Oh, yes, we are.
02:20Good, Gassy.
02:21Oh, oh, oh, oh.
02:23Does Gassy want to go walk-sees? Huh? Gassy want to go walk-sees?
02:27Guys, it's Dr. Reed. What's your present location?
02:30We're heading home after a long couple of days fighting the genus.
02:33Well, Ira, I've got good news and I've got bad news.
02:37What's the good news?
02:38Your radio works.
02:40Whoa, that is great news, Dr. Reed.
02:43The bad news is a satellite imaging scanner picked up genus activity.
02:46There's another outbreak. I'm sending you the details.
02:49We're on it. Get ready to roll, people.
02:52Wayne, a little mood music, please.
02:54Let's go save the world.
02:56So, where's the purple menace?
03:08Dr. Reed's report indicated a genus infestation in these soy fields.
03:11I'm running a thermal imaging suite.
03:18Nothing. No genus, no scopes, not even an angry possum.
03:22Well, it looks like a false alarm.
03:23A false alarm? Quick!
03:25If Wayne sounds the siren, we'll get back to the college in time for the lacrosse championships.
03:31Whoa, whoa, time out, Harry.
03:33When it comes to the survival of the human race, it's always best to get a second opinion.
03:36Wayne, how's Gassy doing?
03:37Good.
03:41I think something's confusing Gassy's nose, Dr. Cain.
03:45Maybe it's this new fertilizer.
03:47That's no fertilizer.
03:49They're post-mutagenic cocoons, but not like any I've ever seen before.
03:53Hurry up, you guys.
03:54If there's no genus monster waiting on the sidelines,
03:57I'd like to see some of the game before it gets called for rain.
04:00Harry, the National Weather Service is calling for only a 2% chance of precipitation.
04:04There's not going to be any storm today.
04:06Oh, yeah?
04:07Then what do you call that?
04:11Uh, that's no storm cloud.
04:14That's a swarm of wasps.
04:16Bugs!
04:17It had to be bugs!
04:18Dr. Cain, from the smell of Gassy, I'd say those aren't just any old wasps.
04:23Genus.
04:24Okay, guys, you know what to do.
04:26Lock and yodel.
04:28That's lock and load.
04:30Why do I even bother?
04:33Ready.
04:35Ready.
04:37Ready.
04:38Ready.
04:39Hairy flies, serving for the home team.
04:53Check this out, Dr. Cain.
04:57Wicked.
05:00Bugs!
05:01I mean, just look at them.
05:02They're sneaky and unsportsmanlike.
05:05Their teen spirit, however, is quite impressive.
05:07Move in.
05:08I'll cover you.
05:14Those wasps are draining our external power differential faster than Gassy can ruin a party.
05:20What's the game plan, Ira?
05:22Don't worry.
05:23Remember, I'm a genius.
05:24I'll come up with something.
05:26I hope.
05:26Insecticide, quick, helmet's on.
05:36We need to get the cover so I can find a way to fight these things.
05:39Let's get out of here.
05:41Dr. Cain, look!
05:48Oh, no!
05:49It's stuck!
06:07Come on, Ira.
06:08Let's get out of here.
06:10What are you doing?
06:11Don't ask questions.
06:12Just tow.
06:13Nothing broken.
06:30You're gonna be fine.
06:32So, Harry, what's the situation?
06:33We're trapped in a barn with a swarm of genus wasps trying to kill us.
06:37Other than that, things are pretty peachy.
06:39According to my calculations, when the genus was sprayed by the pesticide in these tanks,
06:44it caused the flatworms to evolve through a larva stage, creating a protective cocoon.
06:48Inside the cocoon, the genus assimilated the pesticide into its DNA,
06:52synthesizing a superimmunity and emerging as those ugly things out there.
06:56You're saying that when I sprayed those bugs, instead of wiping them out, I only made them stronger?
07:00It's not your fault.
07:02These aren't your everyday bugs.
07:03Yeah, they're more like your end-of-the-world kind of bugs.
07:07Luckily, I do have an idea.
07:08It's gonna take all the selenium we have, the pesticide thinner and the plane's right tank,
07:12and some upgrades to the truck.
07:14Upgrades?
07:15Wicked!
07:24The controls are sluggish.
07:26The weight of the tanks is interfering with the balance.
07:33Going in.
07:36Lieutenant!
07:37Lieutenant!
07:37Are you all right?
07:38A-OK, Doc.
07:42But I lost the target.
07:43They're right behind you, LT.
07:45I suggest that you take along the wing, round the sweeper, and then cross it into midfield.
07:50Can the soccer chatter, Harry?
07:51This isn't jet plane.
07:53Get off my tail!
07:55L-T, you are the man.
08:08I mean, you are the woman.
08:11I mean, good job.
08:14That's the last one, Dr. Kane.
08:17Good work, people.
08:18Let's go tell the farmer that we've saved his crops from the evolutionary scourge of the
08:26genus.
08:27Wayne, open the door.
08:40You got it, Dr. Kane.
08:42Uh, Wayne, close the door, please.
08:45Hmm.
08:46Hmm.
08:51Careful.
08:52These are guardian wasps, stationed to protect a hive.
08:55Yeah?
08:55These guys are hitting the shower.
08:57And I'm supplying the shampoo.
09:01Whoa!
09:02Get it off me!
09:03Hang on, Harry.
09:04We're coming.
09:05Hey, guardian, catch!
09:24Hey!
09:25Whoa!
09:26Harry!
09:27Come on, we have to save him.
09:28Harry, can you hear me?
09:30Come in, Harry!
09:31Ira!
09:31Hurry!
09:32My new friend here wants to make a play date,
09:34and I think he plans on playing to win.
09:37I'm picking up your heat signature on the satellite link.
09:39We're on our way.
09:54Ira, they put me in some sort of cell and they've sealed me in.
09:58And there's some nasty looking fluff thing in here with me.
10:02I think it's a worm.
10:03A big, slimy, ugly worm.
10:06Worm?
10:07You mean larva.
10:09That's not good.
10:10Harry, they think you're food.
10:12Oh, there's no way I'm going to be bug chow.
10:15Okay, larva, let's rumble.
10:25Ira, they're filling the place up with some kind of amber fluid.
10:29Amber fluid.
10:30Sounds like some form of amniotic fluid for that larva.
10:33Harry doesn't have long.
10:34I heard that!
10:36Don't worry, we'll get to you.
10:39Hurry!
10:41Dr. Kane, this is kind of slippery.
10:44Ugh!
10:44Lies!
10:46No!
10:47Huh, civilians.
10:49Help!
10:50Help!
10:51Nice shortcut, Wayne.
11:14Doc, you better take a look at this.
11:16Wait, Lieutenant.
11:21They're worker drones.
11:22They won't attack unless provoked.
11:30Harry's up here to the right.
11:31Man, you're slippery.
11:33You ever consider a career in politics?
11:36These cells contain an evolving queen wasp.
11:39When they hatch, they'll fly out and establish other hives.
11:42In exactly 16.7 days, the genus wasps will outpopulate humans by four to one.
11:47How you doing, Harry?
11:48Everything's fine, Ira.
11:50If your idea of fine is being sealed into a honeycomb prison with a clump, hungry worm
11:54that's just itching to eat you, and you're up to your neck and fuck you!
11:59Hang on, Harry.
12:00I'm opening the cell.
12:01The wall must have a strong alkaline content.
12:09It's neutralizing the acid before it has a chance to burn through.
12:13Doc, this is no time for Chemistry 101.
12:16Here, you dropped this earlier.
12:32First, let me say goodbye to my cellmate.
12:35Wayne, this is no time for dancing.
12:45I'm not dancing.
12:47I'm scratching.
12:48My back's all itchy.
12:50You're getting ready to mutate, Wayne.
12:56Fascinating.
13:01I was hoping you'd show up.
13:04I never got a chance to say thanks for the ride.
13:07Now that Harry's okay, we need to finish what we started.
13:17Following the logic of wasp and beehives, I'm pretty sure that we'll find the queen wasp
13:21two levels down and towards the center.
13:23We've got to get there fast.
13:24Uh, Dr. Kane, I think we're too late.
13:29Follow me.
13:30This way!
13:31Down this ventilation shaft.
13:49What's that, Gassy?
13:59Huh?
13:59You sense something?
14:00Oh, good, Gassy.
14:02Good, Gassy.
14:04Yes, you are.
14:05Yes, you are.
14:06Sorry to break up this touching episode of Gassy Come Home, but we need to be on our toes here.
14:11There she is, the queen wasp.
14:15Oh, she's magnificent.
14:17Personally, she's not my type.
14:22Humans.
14:30Scopes, this is a new look for you, isn't it?
14:34Humans.
14:36You've learned to speak.
14:38Humans?
14:38Not an easy word to say.
14:40My first word was, da-da.
14:42Your toy has taught us much.
14:45We of the genus learn swiftly, adapt quickly, overcome all things instantly.
14:51We are invulnerable.
14:54Excellent use of adverbs there, Scopes.
14:56I've got an adverb for you.
14:58It's bye-bye time.
15:01That's not an adverb.
15:03I know, but I'm on a roll here.
15:05Whoa.
15:10Blue goo's not working, Ira.
15:18I'll be right with you, Harry.
15:19I just need to make a new mix.
15:27Hey!
15:28That chemistry kit was a Hanukkah gift from my Nana.
15:30I've got a backup plan.
15:38Run!
15:41Guys, without my chemistry kit, there's no way we can devolve that thing.
15:44Dr. Kane, allow me.
15:46What's that?
15:47Standard issue field gear.
15:49A compact liquid nitrogen molecular charge with inline triple retort.
15:53A what?
15:54An ice bomb.
15:55Oh.
15:57Oh.
15:58The nitrogen will go off in three minutes.
16:01A radius of 1,000 feet will be reduced to minus 50 degrees within 0.06 seconds.
16:07Does that give us enough time to get out?
16:09No, but that's never stopped us before.
16:12Harry's right.
16:12The exit is only 500 feet from here.
16:15Straight up.
16:17Is it too late to change the plan?
16:19Hey, I can fly us all out of here.
16:22No, Wayne, you won't get enough lift.
16:24All of us are too heavy.
16:25You three go on.
16:27I'll catch my own ride.
16:32Come on.
16:35Let's go.
16:37I hope she knows what she's doing.
16:39Let's go, Wayne.
16:51Go, Wayne.
16:52Fly.
16:53Fly.
16:53Fly.
17:00Where's Lieutenant Lucy?
17:05We have to go.
17:06Now.
17:07We are the genus.
17:09We cannot be destroyed.
17:11We are the genus.
17:12We shall swore.
17:14I'll distract Pretty Boy here where you make a run for him.
17:21Sure thing, Ira.
17:25Hey, Skokes.
17:26You're a pretty fast learner, I'll give you that, but there is one thing that you still need
17:33to learn.
17:33Let it go.
17:34The most important lesson you need to know is don't mess with humanity, pal.
17:39We're small.
17:40We're small, but we're tough.
17:41See ya.
17:43Hey!
17:58Ah!
17:59Hey!
18:00Ah!
18:00Hey!
18:00That's it.
18:17Wayne, hose it all down.
18:30Well, guys, we did it.
18:46We came, we saw, we wiped out the genus.
18:50Put that in your report to General Woodman, Lieutenant Lucy, and be sure to spell my name
18:54right.
18:55Ira.
18:56I-R-A.
18:57With a little smiley face above the eye.
18:59Hey, can you get Sportsnet on this thing?
19:01I'm trying to find out the results of the Samoan tug-of-war finals.
19:04Don't worry, Harry, you can catch up on all the sports you want back at the college.
19:08We're in for a long break.
19:11Guys, more bad news.
19:13There's been another genus outbreak.
19:15I'm sending you the details.
19:16Wayne?
19:17You got it, Dr. Kane.
19:19Let's go save the world, again.
19:29My farm?
19:31What happened?
19:33Hey, Matt, did you miss a big day?
19:37Dear Mr. Farmer, we sincerely apologize for having destroyed your farmhouse and soybean crop.
19:43Please contact General Woodman at the Center for Impending Disasters for full compensation.
19:47Have a nice day, sincerely, The Alienators.
19:51Join me,
20:06Take care,
20:21We'll see you next time.
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